/sci/ humor & shitposts

[Anonymous No.9302598]

Give me your best /sci/ memes and shitposts. I'll start

>tfw electron
>personally far away from vacuum energy state, i have a lot of potential but don't have the energy to activate it
>be usual smart but lazy lepton
>my parents keep telling me to "just tunnel through, champ"
>don't understand that the quark epoch is over and you can't just walk into an atom and expect the nucleus to hand you a quantum state anymore
>dad forces me to go volunteer at local hydrogen cluster
>get bullied by chadrons nonstop.
>don't resist because my actions are governed by weak interaction
>be K-captureless virgin, never even saw an electron neutrino in my life before
>see cute baryon hanging out with her friends.
>solid +1/1 charge. most particles around me barely pass for +1/3
>mentally picture her performing electron capture on me
>think about life together as a neutron
>try to talk to her, too intimidated by her electric field so i don't make any moves
>tfw occupying her 1s orbital. too dumb to realize i'm just an orbiting beta particle to her
>suddenly huge ass carbon atom comes in
>literally instant chemistry with my oneitis proton girl, she forms an MO with him instantly
>he's not good to her at all. he's bonded with 3 other protons in a fucking hydrocarbon while he's seeing her
>bonds are weak singular but being a fucking organic molecule everyone wants him. my baryonic love is fucking replaceable to him, but i know she's just going to fall for a metal ion or something afterwards
>it's not fucking fair

i'm considering just accelerating into a positron and annihilating myself at this point

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[Anonymous No.9302642]

>>9302598

[Anonymous No.9302653]

>>9302598

Is modern science socially acceptable schizophrenia?

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>>9302642
Someone should just photoshop this so that you switch physics and psychology for example, it would cause a lot of butrthurt but im too drunk to do it now

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>>9302642
Link
Wouldn't be surprised though

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