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>TFW Math genius

Can't solve any of these problems to save my life while sober

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pd4ZNbF3UM

>> No.9291536

Nobody will reply to this thread because they don't want to have to confront this.

>> No.9291545

It doesn't matter OP, just go on /sci/, call other people brainlets and bump as many IQ threads as possible as long as they have nothing to do with science or math. That's what we all do here.

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>>9291545
>this
mfw OP thinks /sci/ isn't just for pretend geniuses and angsty middle school kids. Do I need to remind you that this is 4chan?

>> No.9291599

>>9291583
>/sci/ is for pretend geniuses and angsty middle school kids

this is harsh but semi-true. few will address this because they love living in a fantasy world where they believe they're a genius.

>> No.9291619

/sci/ is for making ourselves feel special with IQ threads and by judging the black people's intelligence. Why the fuck would we care about 6th grade math?

>> No.9291641

what a shit thread. literally buzzfeed posting.

>> No.9291646

>>9291641
That's the spirit. Who cares, they're all buzzfeed brainlets and chads and we're 4chan geniuses.

>> No.9291666

>>9291646
Against my better judgement I watched the video. All of the problems were trivial and the math major got them all right. Everyone laughed and looked good and memed each other out. Exactly what I expected from Buzzfeed.

>> No.9291679 [DELETED] 

Who cares, I know how to use LOIC.

>> No.9291687

>>9291666
>trivial
is this our new meme now?

>> No.9291691

>>9291687
It's one of the oldest Anglophone math memes, but you can use it if you want, layman.

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9291696

Nobody on /sci/ can solve any of these problems.
/sci/ is for pretend geniuses and angry school kids.
This thread will probably die in 3 hours because 4chan "geniuses" will get scared

>> No.9291702

>>9291696
I got a little scared, but I could have solved these problems with a calculator, bro.

>> No.9291714

>Two trains leave blablabla
>Doesn't specify WHEN they leave
>Asks when they meet
Yeah, that's a trick question

>> No.9291740

>>9290535
How shocking that the people who write for buzzfeed don't even have an elementary school education

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9292169

>MFW believe I'm a genius
>Can't do this while sober
>even if I could its not proof I'm a genius

Yeah I'm gonna let this thread die, Are you trying to give me depression?

>> No.9292183

who the fuck cares, on /sci/ we know big boy math words like chad, brainlet and IQ.
Those buzzfeed brainlets could NEVER do what we do. Stupid normies.

>> No.9292203

nothing but chads and brainlets, doesn't matter my iq is 300

>> No.9292232

>linking buzzfeed

mods, ban please

>> No.9292234

>>9291646
>buzzfeed chad
Please. We might all be autists but those buzzfeed betas are far from Chadmode

>> No.9292240

Hey guys I thought of a knew meme we can use.

Buzzfeed=Reddit=Bad

>> No.9292248

>>9292240
>Buzzfeed=Reddit=Bad
Yeah and what? Reddit is fucking bad, people on /v/ told me so and if if buzzfeed gets posted on reddit that means they're bad too you fucking brainlet.

>> No.9292256

Real quick,

2 groups.

2 male.

3 female.

What is the probably of picking one from each group on the first try.

...i have an answer.

>> No.9292280

>>9292256
what constitutes a try ? picking two people at random ? In that case 3/5

>> No.9292312

>>9292280

At random resulting in 1 male 1 female.

>> No.9292316

>>9292312

Without replacement

>> No.9292624

>>9291583
Most honest post which has ever existed on this board. I'm really sorry but this place is a joke and almost nobody here is in on it.

>> No.9292807

I got the method and checked the answer.

Basic probability but i havent done maths in a decade at least.

Lots of math help on the internet..

Although i still usually ask /sci/ just in case.

Thanks anyway.

>> No.9292850

>>9292624
I'm definitely not in on it.

>> No.9293445

>>9292850
I am, I use this board for humour mostly. There are sometimes but rarely intelligent and objective posts.

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A-Are people in this thread just playing along with a meme where they pretend to be the commenters on the video?
None of these are difficult, the train one is the only one that requires pen and paper....

>> No.9293474

>>9293469
He cant do 0+60x=260-70x

>> No.9293499

>>9293469
Nobody said they were hard, we just said most of /sci/ is too stupid to solve them and have ego's too large to try to and fail.

Remember these are problems for 6th Graders.

>> No.9293528

>>9290535
>blue eyed ARYAN math master race acing it
>chinks can't even compete
>niggeress admits to being a "I fucking love science!" type
So basically it confirms my biases: niggers dumb as fuck, whites smart, chinks can only do math if they can cheat.

>> No.9293531

They're all trick questions. Its a troll video. Its not possible to solve any of them without a scientific calculator or advanced computer program. /sci/ is not dumb.

>> No.9293538

>>9292256
(1 choose 2)*(1 choose 3).

Seriously, are people this retarded?

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>>9292256
Theres a 2/5 chance of picking a boy, and 3/4 of picking a girl after that.

6/20, aka. 30% chance of picking a boy first, and a girl second. And seeing that multiplication is commutitive, the opposite order should have the same probability.

>> No.9293545

You wouldn't even be able to do these problems with a scientific calculator, you would need matlab or wolfram and solving the problems could take up to 6 months, they're those trick questions which look extremely easy when you read it but are almost impossible to solve. Buzzfeed do this all the time. None of those normies solved those problems on the spot.

>> No.9293547

>>9293545
this
/thread

>> No.9293559 [DELETED] 

Buzzfeed Exec: Hey, How can we get as many views as possible and make everyone feel stupid
Other Buzzfeed Exec: I know! Lets make a video with a bunch of unsolvable math problems and say they're for 6th graders, that will get a lot of views and make a lot of money LETS SAY THEY ARE DRUNK TOO AND GIVE THEM THE ANSWERS

Yeah, fuck off with this bullshit, stop trying to diminish my prestige, my dad went to Harvard.

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>Buzzfeed Exec: Hey, How can we get as many views as possible and make everyone feel stupid
>Other Buzzfeed Exec: I know! Lets make a video with a bunch of unsolvable math problems and say they're for 6th graders, that will get a lot of views and make a lot of money LETS SAY THEY ARE DRUNK TOO AND GIVE THEM THE ANSWERS

Yeah, fuck off with this bullshit, stop trying to diminish my prestige, my dad went to FUCKING Harvard.

>> No.9293565

>>9293560
They're not unsolvable, they just require a very advanced computer problem and a long amount of time to solve but the way they're written makes it look like its for kids.
My math professor could crack these with matlab in 6 months.

>> No.9293573

>>9293565
Swear to god I solved one of them in 3 hours only using a calculator.

>> No.9293577

>>9293573
This is a terrible fucking lie, you would at least need a PhD if not a professorship, even then I would give it 2 months minimum if we're talking someone like Tao or Feynman.

>> No.9293587

...Are you guys retarded? The first two are EASILY solvable with mental math, 5x7=35, 35/5= 7, quarter of 88=22x2=44+28=72. the third question is more difficult, but still entirely solvable. I don't get it, how can people on a science board be this stupid

>> No.9293591

>>9293587
>doesn't cancel 5/5
smhtbhfam

>> No.9293593

>>9293587
0/10 troll.

We've already made our minds up, they're unsolvable without complex computer algorithms. You didn't figure that stuff up you just made it up, if I cannot solve it, I know its an advanced matlab problem.

>> No.9293595

>>9293593
oh damn i got fucking tricked
guess i'm the dumb one

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>Masters Degree in Maths
>Can't solve any of these problems.

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>greatest mathematician to ever live
>would never be able to solve these even with infinity + 1 time
>tfw these questions are beyond the mental capacity of the entire human race
>tfw they were engineered by alien super race to troll us intergalactic brainlets
it hurts to live

>> No.9294195

>>9294156
Exaggeration, but they're hard and also trick questions. Like a P Vs NP problem, it looks easy but is unsolvable. With this its been solved and is solvable, but just cannot be done by hand or in your head. You need a computer and some math skill.

>> No.9294214

>>9291696
I solved them all. I figured I was retarded so I would fail completely, but I was only retarded enough not to trust my honed Nippon instincts.

>> No.9294221

>>9293528
>>>/pol/

>> No.9294225

>>9293474
huh, I overcomplicated it
thanks anon!