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Anonymous Sat Nov 11 08:21:54 2017 No.9289208 [Reply] [Original]

What is the best way to get sick on purpose? I've heard that eating tobacco gives you a fever, is this true?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 08:38:26 2017 No.9289221 Go to a school, preschool or daycare, touch everything and put your fingers in your eyes, mouth, nose and ears.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 09:13:44 2017 No.9289252 >>9289208 you could try studying, you never know

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 09:25:50 2017 No.9289277 File: 56 KB, 664x733, brainlet ultra.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9289252 that is assuming that op isn't an underage boy who's trying to skip a test

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 09:50:11 2017 No.9289297 >>9289277 OP here, trying to skip training in the military by being sick

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 12:54:56 2017 No.9289599 >>9289297 Break your own legs. Alternatively have unprotected gay sex or visit Madagascar.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 14:06:16 2017 No.9289788 >>9289208 >eating tobacco gives you a fever Don't worry I will eat a cigarette and test this. For you. For SCIENCE.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 14:14:25 2017 No.9289802 eat a rotten potato

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 14:17:06 2017 No.9289811 >>9289208 Have bareback gay gangbangfiesta.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 14:19:15 2017 No.9289814 kiss a cats asshole

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 14:57:37 2017 No.9289893 >>9289208 Say your trans

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 16:34:14 2017 No.9290139 >>9289788 Dod you actually test it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 17:43:20 2017 No.9290262 >>9289788 >>9290139 I'm back and I have suffered no ill effects Eating a cigarette isn't fun though and I don't recommend it

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 17:50:02 2017 No.9290275 >>9290262 Report back tomorrow just in case.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 17:54:30 2017 No.9290287 >>9289297 קוקסינל מה אתה מנשה להשיג גימלים? דחוף אצבע לתחת ותגיד שזיינו אותך

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 17:57:38 2017 No.9290290 >>9289208 taking a hot bath gives you a fever

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 07:54:07 2017 No.9291369 >>9289208 Turn on your air conditioner on full blast Take a shower Don't dry yourself Lie in front of the air conditioner and freeze. Easy cold

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 08:11:01 2017 No.9291385 Faking mental illiense is the optimal method to not compromise your actual physical health.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 08:37:12 2017 No.9291400 >>9289297 Do you have compulsory service in your country anon?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 08:38:22 2017 No.9291403 >>9289297 Just say you're thinking about killing yourself. If in the US they'll kick you out quick to keep their numbers down.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 08:49:10 2017 No.9291411 >>9291400 Yes, and I hate it >>9291403 I could but I'm not sure if they will notice that I'm trying to trick them

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 08:51:04 2017 No.9291414 Eat a raw potato kek

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 16:43:53 2017 No.9292225 >>9290275 It's been about 24 hours and I have suffered no symptoms You can't eat cigarettes for quick sickness; it's a lie

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