Ideal gf of /sci/ and... physicist, matematician, biologist, etc.

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Anonymous Tue Oct 31 21:54:09 2017 No.9268460 [Reply] [Original]

Ideal gf of /sci/ and... physicist, matematician, biologist, etc.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 21:55:44 2017 No.9268461 >>9268460 Smarter than me. Big ass, fat tits. Cute face. t. Biochemfag

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 22:05:03 2017 No.9268472 a dumb, and cute, housewife who gets impressed with my math skills

Anonymous Tue Oct 31 22:19:25 2017 No.9268494

>>9268472
This. It sounds terrible to want a partner that is dumber than you (like its a narcissistic or power thing) but I think that a lot of the time being with people that are less intelligent than you but still genuine and really nice is a lot better than the inverse.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 22:23:52 2017 No.9268502 >>9268472 >>9268494 Thirded. Currently dating an elementary school teacher that couldn't multiply to save her life. She got top marks in school cuz of her organization and effort though. Makes for a really ideal match

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 22:50:20 2017 No.9268522 >>9268494 It's like that Rick and Morty copypasta. The ideal woman is very very slightly dumber than you are.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 22:54:20 2017 No.9268524 >>9268460 I only look for a thing in my women... BIG ASHKENAZI BREASTS

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 22:56:22 2017 No.9268526 >>9268460 Women are for brainlets

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 22:59:37 2017 No.9268528 >>9268472 >>9268494 >>9268502 Fourthed. Currently dating an elementary schooler that couldn't multiply to save her life. She got top marks in school cuz of her organization and effort though. Makes for a really ideal match

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 23:05:52 2017 No.9268536 File: 159 KB, 960x1200, 98569426-9D68-4A9A-A237-3A94189D147E-444-0000005354EAB1A4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9268460 Dumb thic sloot

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 23:09:29 2017 No.9268539 >>9268460 probably a girl that has similar subject im taking who is also smart too. but yeah this is asking too much. t. physics and aerospace engineering double major

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 23:09:56 2017 No.9268540 >>9268460 Exists.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 23:11:43 2017 No.9268541 A girl that has a similar passion in /sci/. Yet to find one that will find me attractive, aka never

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 23:22:27 2017 No.9268555 File: 62 KB, 444x563, 1467307786346.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] avg intelligence mild interest in pure math and phys who likes sleeping in on weekends and kicking me out of the bed on weekdays absolutely needs to be a loli

Anonymous Tue Oct 31 23:53:42 2017 No.9268587

>>9268460
>math major (pure math)
>qt
>white
>smarter than me, but doesn't look down on me for being dumber than her
>sweet
>wants to take care of me
>submissive
>reads a lot
>zero interest in identity politics
>tolerates my political views
>no guy friends

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 07:09:28 2017 No.9268916 File: 214 KB, 500x563, 1500306195797.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9268460 a chemist gf that will make illicit substances in our garage

Anonymous Wed Nov 1 07:21:38 2017 No.9268920
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>>9268460
>sporty girl
>always dragging me outside to try football or paintballing or tobogganing
>makes fun of me for being such a nerd
>studies martial arts, easily beats me when we play fight

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 07:23:54 2017 No.9268922 None. Sustained personal relationships beyond the bare minimum necessary for good mental health is a waste of time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 07:33:44 2017 No.9268928 >>9268539 >smart >girl >engineering major Well, good fucking luck is all I can say in this case...

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 07:47:08 2017 No.9268935 >>9268920 this is appealing but unfortunately, sportiness and strength is associated with stupidity to such an extent that I end up being repulsed everytime (and there aren't many of them too)

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 09:10:10 2017 No.9268998 File: 32 KB, 337x338, 1506741797971.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >engineer gf >"anon let's approximate happiness" >tfw will never happen

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 09:12:34 2017 No.9269000 File: 456 KB, 1024x1024, PuppisAWebGoldman1024.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] someone i find physically attracted with whom i share most of my values. ideally someone who is also school-oriented.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 09:21:14 2017 No.9269007 Is into open relationships so that she can freely look for the best genes for the good of the species. t. Evolutionary psychologist

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 09:23:55 2017 No.9269009 Pianist gf that likes to swim and wake me up in the morning. She does not need to be a profissional, i will provide so she can play piano all day without worrying about money. It would be nice if she could paint too. Maido dess is also a plus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 09:26:41 2017 No.9269012 >>9269009 i am mathfaggot btw

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 09:32:28 2017 No.9269014 >>9269007 wow, if i ever needed evidence that biologists are beta numales, here it is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 09:41:40 2017 No.9269026 >>9269014 psychologist =/= biologist

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 09:55:13 2017 No.9269031 A smart girl that knows the value of hardwork. Though is an oxymoron because a smartgirl would never date an illiterate tard who looks like shit and is unemployed. >t.layman

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 09:56:05 2017 No.9269034 File: 40 KB, 720x720, dying gf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] tfw no dying gf...

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 09:58:44 2017 No.9269038 File: 5 KB, 210x240, images (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9268460 Kurisu

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 10:01:46 2017 No.9269043 >>9269014 >Can't tell the difference between psychology or biology Wew lad

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 10:09:37 2017 No.9269059 >>9269026 >>9269043 >thinking i give a shit about some distinguishing some interdisciplinary field you're right though, i gave him too much credit. my bad

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 10:13:30 2017 No.9269063 File: 27 KB, 600x600, 0e9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9269038 THIS! SO MUCH THIS!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 12:19:28 2017 No.9269253 File: 349 KB, 660x1028, 1436983107926.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9268460 A brown tomboy with thick eyebrows.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 12:25:06 2017 No.9269260 File: 40 KB, 540x555, 1505745867391-pol.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9268998 >tfw she uses small angle approximations on your happiness factors

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 12:27:05 2017 No.9269262 >>9268460 >doesn't know anything but is interested >cute >wants unprotected sex nightly >does not like socialising with anyone other than me >no friends >shy

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 12:30:10 2017 No.9269266 Curious, handsome, and smart guy who wants blow me at least twice a week. Must be blonde or Jew.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 13:06:55 2017 No.9269348 >>9268922 fedora

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 13:13:41 2017 No.9269373 She's willing to touch my wiener.

>>	Stranger things Wed Nov 1 13:15:50 2017 No.9269381 File: 116 KB, 650x803, i13328272352.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9268460 >>9269038 >>9269063 TFW no Kurisu GF.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 13:32:04 2017 No.9269404 >studies chem/physics/math or anything along those lines >good student >shy >honest >not fat >doesn't mind my autism that's about all I could ever ask for

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 13:37:07 2017 No.9269411 >>9268935 It's an association not based in reality however. Pretty much any study on such a thing finds physically active people are on average smarter than non active.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 13:38:16 2017 No.9269414 >>9268460 QT /lit/ gf who reads and writes more than me so I can live vicariously through her. t. compscifag

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 13:42:49 2017 No.9269424 >>9268536 [math]\color{orange}{\mathfrak{9/10 ASS}}[/math]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 13:47:38 2017 No.9269433 >>9269424 [math]\color{orange}{\mathfrak{BUT\ 10/10\ FOR}}\ \color{orange}{\mathbb{T\ H\ I\ C\ C\ N\ E\ S\ S}}[/math]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 13:50:25 2017 No.9269440 >>9269253 daily reminder I will never have a tall, thicc, brown tomboy whose sweaty feet I can rub.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 14:54:11 2017 No.9269545 >>9268472 fiftih, currently dating an elementary school teacher that couldn't multiply to save her life. she has two stalkers though that keep sending her money stapled to (I presume their) IQ tests.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 14:59:38 2017 No.9269555 My gf, she is premed (absolutely disgusting) but we've known each other since we were kids. She's medium intelligence, but has a weird obsession for serial killers, and is a chemfag through and through in terms of her academic interest.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 15:07:46 2017 No.9269574 >>9269034 Why would you want this though? Whats the point of having a gf you can't spend the rest of your life with?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 15:23:12 2017 No.9269604 >>9269009 A man of culture I see

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>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 16:20:15 2017 No.9269721 ^ You already got fit with this like 5 months ago, fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 17:09:36 2017 No.9269819 >>9269574 >committing your entire life to a single person >implying you wouldn't ever regret such a decision

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 01:38:34 2017 No.9270663 >>9269624 Aww that's sweet

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 01:51:02 2017 No.9270672 >>9268460 Laboratory made. Hand coded. CRISPR gf.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 02:34:42 2017 No.9270713 >>9268541 As I move up in Academia I see more and more such people, albeit only guys so far.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 02:39:13 2017 No.9270717 File: 1.07 MB, 1141x1141, 1493350479242.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9269624 >you will never have this

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 02:39:30 2017 No.9270718 >>9269038 Keep looking

Anonymous Thu Nov 2 03:06:49 2017 No.9270740

The perfect woman should have the bad to make the good more interesting. Warm body but cold hair. Invisible except by infrared. Chess player with permanent 1200 ELO. Eats coffee grains to sustain itself. Shits yellow turds made of mucus and digested coffee grains. Feign interest in me as a human being. Wrapped in 30 ft USB cables which can be used for my benefit. Smells like dead roses. Nose mucus is acidic enough to boil milk. Can lift up to 5 cats by their tail. Knows how to skin animals and refrigerate them. Phobia of public transportation, and philia of the moon and stars. Portable.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 12:16:25 2017 No.9271415 File: 217 KB, 640x707, 640full-amber-hayes[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] some dumb slut with a big ass

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 12:35:03 2017 No.9271450 File: 15 KB, 480x360, 1471592763784.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9268587 >>wants to take care of me >>submissive >tolerates my political views >no guy friends you sound like the cucks on /pol/

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 12:41:08 2017 No.9271464 >>9269009 >professional Sorry, i was drunk and my english is shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 12:41:44 2017 No.9271466 >>9268460 A physicist because I'm studying maths. A Linguist would be nice too though. And a really, really curious one at that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 12:47:13 2017 No.9271470 Currently dating a medfag into philosophy. If she's not a cynic in a STEM field, is there even a point of dating her?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 14:14:54 2017 No.9271587 >>9269414 fantastic taste

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 14:23:46 2017 No.9271595 File: 121 KB, 1175x1559, downloadfile.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] someone who knows how to live an organized, stable life that can help me try to live one too

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 15:18:46 2017 No.9271694 >>9268472 enjoy having brainlet offsprings

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 15:40:31 2017 No.9271747 >>9269624 >tfw no dyslexic gf

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 15:52:02 2017 No.9271759 Basically complementary to all my failings namely social. Being a good person surely helps since I cant stand two faced creatures and my bs radar is of the highest quality due to my profession.

Anonymous Thu Nov 2 15:59:09 2017 No.9271766

My gf wants to be a homemaker, I think. I think she maybe has the smarts for STEM but she really doesn't want her work to be her life, or her life her work. She's in school for sociology rn, but because she needs to be in school for her housing situation, and also to get the financial aid to survive. She has had a hard life :(

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 16:01:35 2017 No.9271769 >>9268528 >>9268502 That's funny, I'm currently dating a guy with anterograde amnesia.

Anonymous Thu Nov 2 16:24:16 2017 No.9271805

>>9268460
>about same intelligence (not higher I hope)
>likes physics
>likes going out but is okay with staying inside
>likes discussing politics and physics in general
>is okay with acting like a basic NEET in certain days (staying at home doing nothing etc)
>is okay with vidya (doesn't really have to play it, but it'd be nice if she'd join sometimes)
>looks don't matter as long as above 6/10

Notes:
I'd be okay with gf being smarter than me, but there's a breaking point to how much smarter she'd be. I'd also okay with gf being slightly below me on intelligence, as long as she's curious and doesn't have many personal problems. However the absolute perfect point is someone on my level. After all we're all looking for soulmates, no?
Also I set 6/10 as the limit because I think there has to be at least some physical attraction between the persons. 5/10 is just the point where the person isn't attractive nor "ugly". As I said, some attraction is necessary so 6/10 is it.

Thank you for reading my blog on the perfect gf.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 23:19:58 2017 No.9272455 One with a penis

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 23:35:41 2017 No.9272485 File: 23 KB, 852x480, spectacles_smug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9268461 >Biochemfag >Smarter than me. So, pretty low standards?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 23:42:35 2017 No.9272505 >>9268460 1) Equal intellect 2) Equal exposure to high culture, I cannot suffer a philistine 3) Cute 4) Petite hourglass 5) Pewter skin 6) Blonde or ginger, naturally curly That's all I ask.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 23:44:53 2017 No.9272509 >>9268916 Does her surname have to be Shulgin?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 23:45:14 2017 No.9272510 File: 363 KB, 831x720, xddfpwpnbtdz.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9272485 I'M PICKLE RICK

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 23:46:06 2017 No.9272513 >>9272510 Kys, immediately.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 23:50:31 2017 No.9272520 >>9269574 You're a cutie, anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 23:53:02 2017 No.9272524 >>9271805 >Thank you for reading my blog on the perfect gf. That's okay, anon. It was a pretty accurate description.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 00:19:55 2017 No.9272563 >>9269034 >Anon please stop playing hospice on repeat Everytime. The ideal gf doesn't exist. You shouldn't even have a gf: it's a distraction from one's learning.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 11:08:10 2017 No.9273293 I want a gf that's noob in organic/medicinal chemistry but great in something else that I'm noob at so we have lots to talk about and learn from each other.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 11:23:22 2017 No.9273313 File: 18 KB, 413x356, images (36).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9270740 What

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 11:34:24 2017 No.9273334 >>9269624 >tfw no non existent gf

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 11:46:00 2017 No.9273358 >>9269624 >tfw have exactly this right now >I don't really have feelings for her >can't bring myself to break up with her she's also rich, really smart, and wants to go into academia, but I just can't feel

Anonymous Fri Nov 3 12:27:24 2017 No.9273441

>>9271450
>doesn't want to be bothered with taking care of me
>refuses to have sex or touch my dick whenever I ask, only offers it when she feels in the mood
>becomes violently angry when I express my opinions regarding something political
>has several guy friends she hangs around everyday, whom she may or may not be fucking
Certainly these alternatives are more favorable, amirite? :)

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 12:32:24 2017 No.9273454 >>9268536 disgusting

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 15:39:59 2017 No.9273795 File: 4 KB, 411x176, French Programming.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9269414 this post alone is proof that not all compscifags are retards patrician taste

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 18:16:29 2017 No.9273971 QT Material/Electronical engineer

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 18:20:26 2017 No.9273979 >>9273971 alternatively, blond tomboish basketball player

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 18:37:13 2017 No.9274009 >>9273795 This post is not.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 19:10:03 2017 No.9274056 >>9268460 >Interested in philosophy and either pure math or physics >short white qt >roughly the same intelligence as me >open minded >is willing to live in my RV with me t. unemployed

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 23:39:24 2017 No.9274529 ideal bf >smarter than me >high conscientiousness, low neuroticism >blue eyes, nordic features >wants to live /innawoods/ and have 14 children with me a girl can dream

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 02:21:26 2017 No.9274709 I'm girl, but here we go... >Smarter than me >At least 5,9 feet tall. >Confident >Wants to take initiative and control >Ripped >Nice face >Should have a good job He can be black or white idc (no asians though, latino is okay if he's tall.)

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 02:23:35 2017 No.9274713 >>9274709 How do you feel about Indians. I'm tall btw

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 02:44:55 2017 No.9274741 Me: >19 >5'0 >100 lbs >pear shaped >inferior computer science major >traditional values >virgin I just want a smart qt that I can talk about math with. Everyone I know is too brainlet for me. Pls respond

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 05:27:50 2017 No.9274854 >>9268920 t. dangerously low test

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 05:33:01 2017 No.9274860 >>9274741 >pear shaped Are you a grill?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 05:51:59 2017 No.9274871 >>9271694 Not a problem

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 05:53:29 2017 No.9274873 >>9274529 >>9274709 Fuck off, women are not allowed here

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 05:53:36 2017 No.9274874 >>9274860 I think that's what their ideal gf is like

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 05:55:51 2017 No.9274876 >>9274860 Yes. Im asking for some smart qt to talk to me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 06:00:43 2017 No.9274883 >>9274876 Under the unlikely notion someone will trust me and want to be in contact with me, I have provided a throwaway email. I may take some time to reply due to work. hyde8745@gmail.com

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 06:06:53 2017 No.9274887 >>9274883 Pathetic

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 06:08:59 2017 No.9274891 >>9274876 Lmao you know the drill grill, tits or gtfo

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 06:18:25 2017 No.9274900 >>9268460 My big plan is to marry up so that my children aren't humanlets. That id's how genetics work right? Nobody deserves the suffering that is being a 5'6" male.

Anonymous Sat Nov 4 06:54:08 2017 No.9274929
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>cute and feminine, it's ok if she is a little spoiled
>high school diploma, but no higher education or at least not in STEM and no PhD
>not ignorant about history and literature
>has a job, not a career
>knows when she has to tell me to man up and when to comfort me
>can cook and wants children
>no tattoos
>no political bullshit
>christian or atheist
>not asian
t. cs grad student

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 09:21:50 2017 No.9275033 >>9274900 >5'6 >implying you will ever have sex, let alone children Just KYS manlet, it's for the best. Feels good to be 6'4 master-race.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 14:25:41 2017 No.9275439 >>9275033 >being this threatened by a manlet Lmao maybe you'd find a girlfriend if you weren't such an autistic faggot

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 14:58:20 2017 No.9275487 >>9268472 Dumber than me obviously, master in physics but with worse grades than me, virgin, traditional Catholic, wants to have lots of kids, 8+/10 and I had to meet her before she turned 20 years old.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 15:07:17 2017 No.9275495 File: 961 KB, 500x281, jiM7N2q1aV.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9274529

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 15:08:29 2017 No.9275497 >>9274709 >he can be black Drop dead coalburner

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 15:10:15 2017 No.9275500 >>9274883 My God those cuckness levels are beyond everything I've seen. Grow up faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 15:55:50 2017 No.9275560 >>9268540 You can't possibly confirm something like that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 15:56:22 2017 No.9275561 >>9274873 >>9275495 t. triggered shitskins

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 16:09:05 2017 No.9275582 >>9275033 Yeah EVERYONE loves fat tall reddit guys with very loud voices and beards who are smart and "funny" haha

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 16:10:50 2017 No.9275587 >>9275582 Feisty little guy aren't ya

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 5 00:07:37 2017 No.9276441 >>9270740 Is this the newest /sci/ pasta?

Anonymous Sun Nov 5 00:13:12 2017 No.9276448
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>>9275587
Height, body size, and longevity: is smaller better for the human body?
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1071721/
Information extract source:
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_average_human_height_worldwide
No, you're just a lanky freak, doomed to die sooner.

Anonymous Sun Nov 5 01:11:23 2017 No.9276528
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current gf is ideal:
>slim but round ass and tits
>short hair
>dimples
>not too smart, loves when I explain shit
>not too dumb, can still hold a conversation
>introduces me to music and film that I actually like
>can cook and clean
>does cook and clean
>maintains standards of personal hygiene
>has borne my offspring

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 5 01:30:44 2017 No.9276545 >>9276528 >has borne my offspring How old are you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 5 01:34:07 2017 No.9276549 >>9269266 Drinking from plastic resepticals I see.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 5 01:39:36 2017 No.9276557 >>9273358 Have you tryed a testosterone cycle?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 5 01:40:58 2017 No.9276559 >>9273441 Taking the bait here; but these subsets will literally dry up any bitch's vabina.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 5 13:38:39 2017 No.9277507 >>9274709 >black enjoy being knocked up, beaten and murdered or being a single mother to a niglet you fucking retarded whore

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 5 13:46:37 2017 No.9277529 >>9268460 >gf >/sci/ A cute boy.

Anonymous Sun Nov 5 15:48:10 2017 No.9277716

>>9268460
Someone who loves me would probably be good enough.
Plus points for: not stupid, cute, studying something interesting that I am not involved in.

Not gonna happen anyway, as I am socially retarded.

>>9274529
Literally me (except for the smarter probably), but I will never talk to you anyway, since you didn't list basic social skills as your requirements.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 5 16:01:29 2017 No.9277745 File: 803 KB, 1280x1004, image.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9268460 There is none.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 5 17:05:33 2017 No.9277853 >virgin >pretends to like the things i do >is passionate about something, her career preferably >loves me :(

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 5 17:20:00 2017 No.9277877 >>9268920 my current girlfriend was sporty and smart in school. we love to wrestle when we have a disagreement. It's the funnest shit ever.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 5 18:48:06 2017 No.9278038 >>9269038 I've never watched steins gate, plus looking for a new waifu....Is she really pure? Will I, a typical /sci/ doubting, self punishing, unsure person, fall in love with this woman for who she is?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 5 18:52:16 2017 No.9278053 >>9271805 I don't care if my gf is smarter than me i dont care if shes dumber than me i just want her to be sweet

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 00:45:01 2017 No.9278637 File: 8 KB, 250x236, 1482047684521.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9269555 >but has a weird obsession for serial killers stay safe anon

>>	Carbon Mon Nov 6 05:03:50 2017 No.9278858 >>9268460 Nice girl. "Smart" as a trait is overrated. I want a nice girl who I don't have to get into debates/arguments with after I come home

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 05:49:35 2017 No.9278894 File: 352 KB, 1911x1117, 1409693933370.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9278038 Totally https://youtu.be/5eHDQXfwGN4

Anonymous Mon Nov 6 06:25:39 2017 No.9278921

>greater than 5/10
>not too fat, but doesn't have to be a supermodel
>long-ish hair that she likes either putting in one big braid or puts it into a pony tail or just leaves hanging (but she does comb it)
>must be indian
>somewhat light-skinned
>less than or equal to 5' 6" in height
>is passionate about something, doesn't have to be STEM-related
>is at least a little interested in hearing about what i work on/something STEM-related (i would need to be at least somewhat interested in hearing what she wants to work on as well)
>makes me at least a little interested in whatever she is passionate about
>smart but not smarter than me
>was a good student in her last completed level of education
>is a virgin when i meet her
>has never done drugs
>doesn't drink
>wants to have kids
>can have kids
>is okay with being a stay at home/working part time (at most 4 hours a day) once we have kids
>is okay with my interest in anime
>makes me want to be more of an extrovert after spending time with her
>somewhat of a neat freak but not too much
>has the ability to cook and clean
>does cook and clean
>is willing to discuss politics and is willing to accept differences in our political opinions (no identity politics)
>somewhat outdoorsy, i.e. enough to drag me outside of the house sometimes but is also okay with me staying in sometimes as well
>shy
>willing to put up with (what i think is) my mild social awkwardness
>organized
>values hardwork
>is humble
>knows how to play an instrument or sing or at least is familiar with some fine art (bar is pretty low for this one)
>likes reading
>sweet
>somewhat submissive
>loyal
>wakes up earlier than me
>supports me in whatever i want to try but is also assertive enough to shoot me down if i suggest something dumb
>comforts me when I'm feeling down
>cares about me as a person
>loves me for who i am
>exists
so exactly 0 women.
i-i'm not crying, i-it's just the rain :'(
thank you for reading my blogpost.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 06:28:55 2017 No.9278926 >>9278921 >Indian POO IN LOO

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 06:33:31 2017 No.9278932 >>9268460 Not ugly and fat, not being a superficial whore, being a good person so that I can get inspiration from her on that, not necessarily smart but at least having a decent intuition about the world so that we can communicate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 06:34:19 2017 No.9278934 File: 117 KB, 662x807, 1379988652853.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9278926 p-pls no bully

Anonymous Mon Nov 6 06:43:38 2017 No.9278946
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>>9268460
I'm obsessed with math qt's
When I was in high school there was this girl who was topped all the math exams, I was a new student and managed to beat her and she cried. But I got the hugest crush on her and never got over it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 07:08:43 2017 No.9278983 File: 1.01 MB, 640x960, EE8D3DD6-5A6A-49D6-A6FC-0A51809B14BA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9269038 Confirmed Kurisu is the ideal gf

Anonymous Mon Nov 6 07:20:41 2017 No.9279000
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>>9278983
kurisu is a virgin, extremely intelligent and kind kind hearted. You will NEVER find this type of girl in the U.S or any western culture. The Zionists have already destroyed the western culture.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 07:24:26 2017 No.9279004 >>9268920 Your testosterone is in the negatives

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 07:29:04 2017 No.9279009 depressed mathematician who likes tea and music and to talk about philosophical things tfw she got away

Anonymous Mon Nov 6 07:35:08 2017 No.9279012

>smarter than me but not intimidatingly so, just enough to bully me
>in applied math, CS or EE/CompE
>preferably virgin or low partner count
>likes to read but isn't pretentious about it
>browses /mu/ regularly
>likes vidya but doesnt play too much
>preferably a homebody
>preferably asian, indian or jewish, as long as she isn't white (I'm white and I don't want to date a white girl)
>smokes weed
>little to no male friends
>comes from rich family
>possessive and a little jealous
Tfw my perfect gf probably doesn't exist

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 07:48:51 2017 No.9279027 >>9274883 fuck off

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 07:58:24 2017 No.9279033 >>9279004 >implying theres anything wrong with wanting to be bullied by a fit girl Haven't you heard opposites attract?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 07:59:46 2017 No.9279035 >>9278038 No shes a fucking slut Kurisu isnt pure

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 08:01:40 2017 No.9279037 >>9274529 Aussie aussie aussie oi oi oi

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 08:06:08 2017 No.9279042 >>9269038 Fuck no kurisu is an impure fucking degenerate slut May be smart but still degenerate and impure

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 08:11:14 2017 No.9279048 >immigrated from russian far east when little >fashion model type appearance >blue collar job and working class parents >socdem or lefter >really good at some some creative activity >decently well read >higher intelligence but less knowledge

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 08:15:39 2017 No.9279056 >>9279048 >Russophile wants left wing gf Wat?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 08:24:40 2017 No.9279070 >>9279042 REEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 08:27:25 2017 No.9279072 I just want a gf with a low sex drive. Every girl I've been with wants to have sex constantly, like 1-3 times a day. Shit's exhausting yo

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 08:28:38 2017 No.9279073 a thicc 2 meter tall unkempt, awkward futa NEET with dependence issues

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 08:35:08 2017 No.9279080 >>9268460 Someone that makes me feel alive. Or literally makes me dead. Either one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 08:35:23 2017 No.9279081 >>9279033 Stop it youre over your daily autism allowance already

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 08:36:28 2017 No.9279083 >>9268460 Someone who makes me feel alive. Or literally makes me dead. Either one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 10:51:52 2017 No.9279199 >>9268555 >avg intelligence mild interest in pure math and phys who likes sleeping in on weekends and kicking me out of the bed on weekdays >absolutely needs to be a loli kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 10:56:35 2017 No.9279210 >>9268472 I know it's not common for men but I'm actually really attracted to women that are smarter than me. Unfortunately those relationships are less likely to work out. So a sweet, dumber girl would do.

Anonymous Mon Nov 6 11:02:44 2017 No.9279224
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This thread fucking sucks. Every thread on /sci/ that has to do with women sucks. I come here to get away from those disgusting creatures. The world would genuinely be a better place if women didn't exist or at least if men didn't feel attraction to them and we could use artificial wombs.

Anonymous Mon Nov 6 11:13:03 2017 No.9279237
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>has almost no concept of "cringe"
>is generally wholesome
>5'7 or less
>Anywhere between muscleless weakling to body builder, just not obese
>ludicrously romantic
>good conversationalist, so her skills rub off on me

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 11:22:54 2017 No.9279247 >>9268587 >white >submissive >zero interest in identity politics >tolerates my political views >no guy friends You have to go back >>>/pol/

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 11:23:31 2017 No.9279248 >>9279224 >>>/r/incels

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 11:28:23 2017 No.9279255 >>9279248 Not an argument.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 11:28:26 2017 No.9279256 >>9279247 >>zero interest in identity politics >>>>/pol/ No, you mean >>>>>>>/r/the_donald

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 11:33:23 2017 No.9279263 >>9279256 At this point they're pretty much the same thing

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 11:35:34 2017 No.9279272 >>9274529 >tfw green eyes end it

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 11:37:05 2017 No.9279276 >>9279263 No. /pol/ is nearly full on reactionary/nat soc. the_donald is neo conservative populism.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 11:39:42 2017 No.9279282 >>9279276 >he still thinks pol is a nazi board Have you seen the pics from the /pol/ meetups. The 56% face is alive and well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 11:50:23 2017 No.9279291 >>9269348 >implying fedora doesn't make you redhats bitch You were played since the beginning

Anonymous Mon Nov 6 13:10:06 2017 No.9279419

Aerospace engineering major here
Jokes on you I already have the perfect gf

>5'2 cutie
>Studies Biology
>Loves science
>No close guy friends
>Hates physical contact with people except me and family
>Is impressed by my intelligence and a bit turned on by it too
>Can he freaky in sex
>Unprotected
>0% cringe, no interest in stupid memes
>Pushes me to be good/better and not be lazy and/or stupid
>Teaches me new things every time

I am truly blessed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 15:05:38 2017 No.9279715 I just use the ideal gf law 1 (gf) = [number of holes (3) * ideal gf constant (loyal factor) * temperature (~310.75K)] / [(Perfect Tits (2)) * (Vaginal Friction (Newtons))]

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 15:19:46 2017 No.9279742 A cute, thin, dark/curly hair Jewess is ideal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 15:22:21 2017 No.9279746 >>9279742 And of course giving her a Dutch oven as she deserves.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 15:30:19 2017 No.9279759 File: 19 KB, 720x720, 1509672291532.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9268587 Since when did /pol/tards study math?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 15:32:57 2017 No.9279764 >>9268998 Stop this right now anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 17:17:59 2017 No.9279970 File: 106 KB, 1251x787, aggie 102.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9279742 Great taste.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:11:34 2017 No.9280241 File: 21 KB, 570x570, 1471969443623.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9270740 patrician taste

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:14:09 2017 No.9280244 >>9279419 >Pushes me to be good/better and not be lazy and/or stupid my current gf has never encouraged me to do better, never helped me in my life. I've helped her a lot. It's an empty feel

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:14:36 2017 No.9280246 >>9268587 >smarter than me, but doesn't look down on me for being dumber than her >submissive i don't look down on you for wanting to date within your race but i hope you realize how contradictory these two points are

Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:29:25 2017 No.9280274

>>9280244
Yeah I know that feeling man. Ex before my current girlfriend was like that. I would ask myself if it was worth being with her seeing that I was not growing as a person.

But I think in a relationship, both parties need to help the other become a better person. That's what makes a relationship so great. You grow and you see your love one grow with you.

In my situation, she has introduced me to many things I didn't even consider before. Taught me how to dance. Makes me eat healthy. Makes me not be lazy. I feel really grateful that I am with her even if she doesn't think so because of her low self-esteem.

Hopefully you will be able to fix your situation

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 20:34:39 2017 No.9280278 >>9268472 This +1 It even has a parable in gook culture, >"never marry a girl smarter than you" Best case is a girl slightly dumber than you. As with always, never go full retard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:05:37 2017 No.9280314 >>9279970 She's not cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:38:19 2017 No.9280353 >>9269414 patrician taste, my friend

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:40:22 2017 No.9280356 >>9273358 You're going to regret leaving her when you start to feel.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 21:44:35 2017 No.9280360 >>9277507 hey man, we're really not all like that...

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 7 01:59:48 2017 No.9280666 >>9279004 >>9274854 >>>/fit/

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 7 02:09:37 2017 No.9280684 >>9279033 except they dont

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 7 02:12:30 2017 No.9280690 File: 33 KB, 550x720, 1509564796686.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9274713

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 7 04:38:56 2017 No.9280803 >>9269414 This so much t. mathfag

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 7 04:43:31 2017 No.9280809 File: 82 KB, 660x495, hide-the-pain-harold.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9274709 >>Confident >>Wants to take initiative and control >>Ripped

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 7 08:46:29 2017 No.9281004 >>9275487 >He thinks his 2D waifu is real

Anonymous Tue Nov 7 12:24:31 2017 No.9281237
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>>9268460
>Is okay with spiders
>Not smarter than me but not an idiot too.
>Has some chub
>Could handle themselves in a fight
>Wants to have kids
>likes reptiles

t. Zoologist

Anonymous Tue Nov 7 12:37:43 2017 No.9281255

>>9268460
I need someone to downregulate my misanthropy, disgust, and constant disappointment, otherwise it's just mutual misery. Or more often, contagious misery. At which point I'd rather just be alone. I don't try to get along, and I will very easily convince myself that I don't want to get along.

You just gotta have someone who gets it and can communicate with you near natively. Effortless. No fear.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 7 12:54:44 2017 No.9281293 >>9277716 Socially retarded is the best term I've listen today. 10/10 will use it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 7 13:29:12 2017 No.9281363 >>9281293 this, upvoted and golded

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 7 14:31:21 2017 No.9281489 >>9281293 'the' is the best word I've listen today. 10/10 will use it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 7 16:32:43 2017 No.9281754 >>9268536 same

Anonymous Wed Nov 8 01:48:04 2017 No.9282749

>>9278038
Kurisu is a virgin (hadn't even had a first kiss before the series), nerd, genius who browses the in-universe equivalent of 4chan. She provides emotional and intellectual support for the MC throughout the series, especially when he is at his lowest.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 06:42:36 2017 No.9282991 >>9280278 why never marry a girl smarter than you? logic behind the parable?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 07:47:18 2017 No.9283038 File: 6 KB, 458x301, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 08:15:56 2017 No.9283068 >>9283038 this but I want to add that she loves me just as much as I love her. in fact we make sure to recalibrate weekly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 08:31:20 2017 No.9283084 >>9283038 This has already been posted anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 08:36:55 2017 No.9283091 >>9268472 This. Preferably Asian. Being at college has reignited my yellow fever something fierce

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 09:01:58 2017 No.9283115 >>9276528 >gf >have kids with her Degenerate

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 09:33:01 2017 No.9283147 >>9283091 if you date an asian avoid dating a whitewashed one t. made that mistake

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 09:52:38 2017 No.9283166 >>9269411 Is that why intellectuals are always so sporty?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 11:38:06 2017 No.9283302 >>9283147 >whitewashed How do you mean?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 11:42:40 2017 No.9283308 >>9283302 An asian with white culture/values/personality

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 11:45:17 2017 No.9283313 >>9283308 There are a lot of Chinese girls here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 12:35:55 2017 No.9283402 >>9283313 There is a big difference between an Asian girl with asian values and an Asian girl with asian values

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 12:36:35 2017 No.9283404 >>9283402 no there isn't

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 12:38:13 2017 No.9283408 >>9283402 I think you meant western values in one case and if so that was my exact issue.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 12:40:25 2017 No.9283415 >>9283404 Sorry my brain stopped working for a minute *Asian girl with Western/white values vs asian girl with asian values

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 12:40:54 2017 No.9283417 >>9283402 I mean from China Chinese

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 13:03:02 2017 No.9283460 File: 90 KB, 1280x720, 54241D26-E151-4485-9F09-F06EF7F744E3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9283417 Ayyyy

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 13:08:49 2017 No.9283479 >>9283460 I'm at a large, good uni so there are cute Chinese girls all around

Anonymous Wed Nov 8 13:12:50 2017 No.9283485
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>>9268460
Grill here but lemme try

>preferably taller than me (im 5' 4")
> looks like pic posted
>is very smart/genius at math and physics
>is sort of hyper when he talks about science stuff
>likes to tutor and teach me to become better
>likes discussion and debate, quick wit
>good at vidya gaems and computer
>knowledgeable at other things besides science and math
>bonus points (optional but unrealistic) if he goes to MIT/CT/ and is taking his grad studies there
>bonus points (optional but unrealistic) if he works or interns at NASA/DARPA/CERN
>sort of disorganized and wild imagination
>meme lord and doesnt mind discussing controversial topics, in fact encourages it and doesnt get offended
>likes to joke and prank sometimes
>likes going out to places
>can be a flirt but he will be loyal to me plis
>likes building and destroying things
>can be rightfully arrogant sometimes but is willing to learn from other people when he is wrong
>laughs a lot and pretty chill I guess
>would be nice if he could speak another language like German fluently and teach me (unrealistic i know)

I have some admiration of my professor who was similar to this. Not only was he a biology phD, he knew a lot of engineering things, built stuff too, and I was surprised by his vast amount of knowledge. Although he tore apart my research proposal and I was about to cry, he definitely spent a lot of time with me to show me examples on how I can improve and even sat down and showed me videos and told me stories and was quite enthusiastic or hyper talking about all that. "...And that's exactly the first step to science! :D"

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 13:16:52 2017 No.9283490 >>9283485 How about very few of these and I'm doing a second degree in Russian right now?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 13:21:53 2017 No.9283504 >>9283490 >>9283485 Update: most of them except the unrealistic ones and I have Brown hair and blue eyes and I'm kind of spergy around girls sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 13:53:34 2017 No.9283571 >>9283485 Fuck off stupid woman

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 14:21:41 2017 No.9283630 >>9283485 Literally me, except I don't look like the pic. I spent some time at CERN and the place appeared to be quite overrated. Unfortunately for you though, I already have a /sci/ gf of my own.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 15:28:50 2017 No.9283733 File: 46 KB, 722x349, 1494820320232.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9274709 >>9280809 >At least 5,9 feet tall

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 16:44:26 2017 No.9283848 >>9279037 just a lowly burger, s-sorry >>9279272 rip in pieces >>9277716 i'm also socially retarded, please let me bear you 14 autistic sons

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 16:50:55 2017 No.9283859 >>9283848 M-my teacher used me as an example of what Scandinavians looked like once. Does that excuse green eyes?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 17:00:54 2017 No.9283880 >>9274709 in all likelyhood 6' of course typical, but not a problem one day at a time yes i'll have one when i'm finished with this PhD >he can be black or white suddenly i lost interest i didn't even know i had

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 17:48:50 2017 No.9283960 >>9283880 What are you, math?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 20:44:53 2017 No.9284298 File: 61 KB, 667x800, 7b3f77c041da40ef91c6d6b5b256441f--eye-color-charts-eye-chart.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9283859 are they blueish green or more hazel? what colors did your parents have?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 20:48:19 2017 No.9284308 >>9284298 Dad's green, mom's blue. I'm a bluer green, gets mistaken for blue sometimes. D30ish I guess.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 20:50:34 2017 No.9284311 >>9284308 ok gib me a throwaway email or discord or something

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 20:55:20 2017 No.9284318 >>9268460 social work gf is best gf. I don't need smarts I need social skills.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 21:00:09 2017 No.9284327 >>9284311 tallminman@gmail.com

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 21:05:42 2017 No.9284339 >>9283166 Don't confuse intellectuals with nerds

Anonymous Wed Nov 8 21:09:41 2017 No.9284351

for bf

>studying/studied stem or is smart and capable of understanding and talking about the work i do and i can do the same for him
>has goals in life hes working towards (is not a neet)
>clever, witty, and flirty
>affectionate and likes to cuddle
>in shape, not crazy about working out but stays fit
>taller than me (not hard im 5'4)
>okay with me being socially awkward (mostly just at first to people i dont know)
>ok with trannies (rip my life)

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 21:12:22 2017 No.9284359 >>9284351 Hey I like trannies

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 21:29:20 2017 No.9284387 >>9284298 I think my eyes are A30... a-are they still blue?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 21:32:20 2017 No.9284399 >>9284387 yes they are you big silly >>9284327 s-sent

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 21:39:22 2017 No.9284405 >>9279042 This. She fucked that black man in the alternate timeline

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 22:23:04 2017 No.9284492 >>9284399 I was just looking at them and they feel less blue than they used to be and I'm upset

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 23:08:02 2017 No.9284587 >>9283485 What about Oxford?

Anonymous Wed Nov 8 23:29:56 2017 No.9284620
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Pretty, smart, kind-hearted, shares some but not all interests with me, preferably a different field of study from mine, likes to cook together, shares the same values, and has a similar sense of humor (perversity ok), but remained pure
>tfw described my gf
Only downside is she's flat I guess, but trust me, that is really not all that important

Anonymous Thu Nov 9 00:58:04 2017 No.9284750 [DELETED]

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ideal bf

>taller
>a little older
>much smarter
>always a lot of fun to talk to and be around
>top-tier qt
>likes some things I like, but not everything
>more socially outgoing
>likes parties
>likes to cuddle
>fit and very attractive
>really sweet person
>studies something niche and interesting (in STEM)
>won't come into my life out of nowhere
>won't be so nice to me for no reason
>won't open up to me so quickly
>won't be the only person I feel like I can really talk to
>won't seem so amazing in every possible way
>won't sweet-talk and caress and hold me like that if he doesn't actually care
>won't start to completely ignore me without telling me what I did wrong
>won't break off all contact and leave before I get the nerve to explain the stupid feelings I have for him
>won't take so fucking long to get over
>won't make me feel this crushing emptiness inside every time I remember I will never get the chance to be in his arms just one more time

Wherever you are, I hope you found someone better.
A girl, maybe.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 01:02:16 2017 No.9284752 >>9284298 tfw T50

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 01:15:51 2017 No.9284764 >>9284750 are you my ex? lol

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 01:21:38 2017 No.9284770 >>9284750 N J J

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 01:53:45 2017 No.9284802 File: 9 KB, 218x182, 1505881269080.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9284620 I prefer the flat ones, probably because all the females in my family have pathologically large breasts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 13:01:54 2017 No.9285427 >>9274529 >girl or >"girl" ?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 14:01:41 2017 No.9285514 >>9285427 biological female, the 14 kids part was not a larp I am dead serious

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 14:16:38 2017 No.9285548 i want a gf who has greater knowledge than me in things that interest me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 15:02:50 2017 No.9285662 >>9285514 >wanting to birth 14 kids Good luck famalam

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 17:14:41 2017 No.9285945 >>9285514 I'm down for a bunch of kids, anonette

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 17:18:42 2017 No.9285955 >>9274529 i would love this. marry me

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 00:27:06 2017 No.9286595 >>9283490 wow, actually Russian was another language of interest of mines besides German! >>9283630 aww >>9284587 Oxford is wonderful! Honestly, I really don't care what school you come from. I just want to see how compatible we could be.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 01:43:22 2017 No.9286669 >people in here treating a /sci/ thread like a dating site GET OFF MY SCIENCE BOARD REEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 04:42:08 2017 No.9286807 >>9272485 wow this guys chin is a fucking disaster!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 07:01:00 2017 No.9287012 >>9268528 Fucking hell

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 07:06:21 2017 No.9287018 >>9278983 >tfw no !KuriSUu gf

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 07:41:27 2017 No.9287060 >>9279056 only right wingers can think that slav grils are qt now?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 11:35:01 2017 No.9287401 >>9286807 Looks like a vagina haha

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 13:25:16 2017 No.9287593 A nice jewish girl in applied science or engineering whos parents don't live close so I only see them on holidays.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 13:36:03 2017 No.9287607 >>9268920 Sounds like my [math]\sum_{n=0}^\infty \frac{x}{n!}[/math]gf

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 13:38:58 2017 No.9287614 >>9287607 heh

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 13:39:50 2017 No.9287618 >>9271595 This should get more replies

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 15:01:35 2017 No.9287791 >>9268460 CS major here. Need a dominant Asian girl who can KO me with her legs around my neck

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 15:06:42 2017 No.9287801 File: 24 KB, 232x266, 1508221208021.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9270740 i have no idea what a gf like this would be like but i kinda wanna see

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 15:17:44 2017 No.9287834 >>9285662 t-thanks y-you too >>9285945 >>9285955 gib throwaway email

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 15:44:55 2017 No.9287881 >>9274529 I have blue eyes, do we breed now?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 15:48:27 2017 No.9287886 File: 54 KB, 960x501, Beth_2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This basically ideal not realistic though

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 15:59:14 2017 No.9287897 File: 106 KB, 500x500, mindy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9287886 I'd be more than happy with her too desu

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 17:00:28 2017 No.9287998 >>9287834 Where are you, that's kind of a yuge deal right now

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 21:27:46 2017 No.9288475 >>9287998 east coast usa >>9287881 s-sure

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 22:37:15 2017 No.9288630 >>9288475 I'm in Ohio

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 22:56:41 2017 No.9288674 >>9269253 You described m-me anon...

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 23:58:09 2017 No.9288757 File: 256 KB, 550x578, mh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9276528 >siring bastards

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 00:31:14 2017 No.9288787 File: 137 KB, 764x764, 1508330247298.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9288475 >mfw I could be meeting qt /sci/ grills but I'm a Illinois boi

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 01:42:12 2017 No.9288850 >>9268920 I'm into dominant women, both intellectually and physically as you describe. I like someone who possesses talent and the desire to be good at things. Probably because my mother is like so.

Anonymous Sat Nov 11 01:48:20 2017 No.9288857

>>9273441
To be honest, I prefer girls who hang around mostly guys. But I also usually end up only being interested in them as friends so I'm not actually sure where I stand on this. I don't give a shit about politics, my sex drive is low (my last gf wanted it way more than me, which was a pain), and I'm extremely opposed to the idea of being babied in any way (to the point where I refuse to ask questions in school and would rather fuck up an assignment). Was also a major source of conflict with my mother until I moved out. So yeah, sounds perfect for me actually.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 03:43:11 2017 No.9288928 >>9288475 >>9287881 me Europe here sorry

Anonymous Sat Nov 11 04:33:33 2017 No.9288983

>>9283485
The only things I don't have from this list are the bonus points and I'm only good at math and physics, not a genius.
I even look like that, with the red hair and glasses and everything, but my eyes are blue; I don't know what color they are supposed to be.
I live in Hungary though, but still, I kinda wanted to reply.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 06:35:29 2017 No.9289102 >>9273358 I'm in the same boat. It's best to break up sooner rather than later.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 15:26:54 2017 No.9289970 File: 43 KB, 783x465, 1507437755574.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9268460 I'd just like a Nishikino Maki please.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 15:48:33 2017 No.9290035 >>9279759 reporting in. Although being against identity politics has nothing do with being a /pol/tard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 15:50:31 2017 No.9290041 >>9269414 Absolutely this. t. mathematics faggot who is completely socially inept and will never experience the joy of this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 21:51:16 2017 No.9290699 >>9280246 >i hope you realize how contradictory these two points are They aren't necessarily contradictory

Anonymous Sat Nov 11 22:01:46 2017 No.9290720
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>>9279247
>you have to go back
This is a thread where you post your ideal gf, and that description happens to be my criteria for an ideal gf you moron.
>>9279759
/pol/ is a popular board. There's bound to be some people who aren't absolute retards

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 22:04:07 2017 No.9290725 File: 240 KB, 1152x864, IMG_3050.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9276545 35. She's 24 >>9283115 >>9288757 >falling for the marriage meme

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 23:03:01 2017 No.9290819 >>9290725 >proud of being a degenerate

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 00:59:25 2017 No.9290994 >>9274709 >liking turbomanlets Shit taste in men desu, hopefully you wont breed

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 01:00:38 2017 No.9290996 >>9274883 Holy fuck. Please tell me its real

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 01:07:40 2017 No.9291000 >>9290994 t. autistic virgin lanklet

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 01:09:41 2017 No.9291002 >>9288475 ok throwaway e-mail just4fun. chel.riner@gmail.com

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 01:31:25 2017 No.9291024 >>9286669 This. Stop being that autistic. Want to browse /sci/? Post something related. Want a gf? just talk to some girl at the university, believe me, a lot of girls looks like a qt thot but they are just cute. Bunch of betas.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 01:38:13 2017 No.9291033 >>9290725 gross dude, why is this on /sci/?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 01:49:57 2017 No.9291056 >>9288983 Could we talk anon?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 02:13:32 2017 No.9291071 >>9291056 kutuyo@nezdiro.org

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 03:10:56 2017 No.9291105 >>9290725 >35. She's 24 Good god I cannot even begin to imagine how ugly this skank must be..

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 03:39:03 2017 No.9291115 >>9291071 Email seems like a hassle. Do you have a discord?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 04:03:50 2017 No.9291134 >>9268460 >matches my personality >at least 5/10 that's all.

Anonymous Sun Nov 12 04:57:37 2017 No.9291188
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>>9291115
>implying I would install proprietary software for some broad
But no, in all seriousness, I've got a girl here I'm trying to get right now, I'm assuming we're pretty far away, and besides, my hair is more copper-wire-ginger than ketchup-red, so whatever.
I wish you luck in acquiring a qt /sci/ bf.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 05:19:42 2017 No.9291212 >someone with no strong opinions of anything

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 05:29:37 2017 No.9291226 Holy shit this thread is pure autism Also >loves me >is loyal >is cute >bonus points for a cute ass I guess that's it

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 07:56:14 2017 No.9291372 >>9268460 >girl >can cook well >willing to have kids that's pretty much it for me

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 12:44:51 2017 No.9291748 >>9291188 Lol anon then you should have told me earlier. I definitely do not want to be in the middle of someone finding a relationship. Discord is like modern Skype or AIM rn so.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 15:38:11 2017 No.9292100 >>9284351 Almost a reasonable list till that last one. You're gonna have to lower your standards a lot.

Anonymous Sun Nov 12 16:45:33 2017 No.9292230

>>9273358
Dont drop her m8, you have to see what is good about her, you have to see the positives in her, you learn to love her aspects which are good and learn to love her aspects which are negative, if you sense that you can grow as in individual with her, THEN STAY WITH HER.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 21:06:40 2017 No.9292784 She can look like anything else, but as long as she's smarter than me. I want to impart our knowledge (and her talent) into our children with as much as maths possible and hope that they'd become mathematicians.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 21:34:11 2017 No.9292828 >>9292100 i know, my standards arent that high this is just ideal :(

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 01:51:49 2017 No.9293186 >>9268935 Look up John Urschel. Was in NFL, but eventually gave it up for a PhD in Math at MIT. You dont have to give up sportyness and strength for smarts

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 12:32:20 2017 No.9293880 >>9268472 This is the only right answer.

Anonymous Mon Nov 13 16:55:11 2017 No.9294505
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Insanity: loves me for who I am, faithful
One in a billion: is boring and non outgoing like me, prefers spending time at home with movies, vidya, etc
Mythical: plays violin
Not on any world in any timeline: is a virgin, looks great and is addicted to my dick
Eternal suffering in the afterlife awaits: is an Eldritch horror pretending to be my older sister and capable of bringing me unending pleasure

But really just the first one will do.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 17:59:53 2017 No.9294617 My gf. >thicc + cute >loves me and does anything to make me happy >high openness >wants to live off the grid I don't really care what her "career" is, but she's on the spectrum and likes animals so whatever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 22:27:37 2017 No.9295213 >>9294505 >boring and non outgoing yeah you wish this until you get one and then sit around doing literally nothing most of the day >hey you want to... >nah i'm good every single fucking time

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 02:02:47 2017 No.9295532 >>9295213 But I wouldn't ask her to do anything to begin with. I'm really that boring.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 10:05:21 2017 No.9295959 >>9273358 dont fucking do it mate i did the same thing to a rich 10/10 idiot but in the end im alone

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