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9238563 No.9238563[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Can a wagecuck ever become a /sci/entist?

I'm honestly sick and tired of working my wagiepleb job. I never have the time nor energy for my real interests - Mathematics and Chemistry.

>> No.9238567

>Can a wagecuck ever become a /sci/entist?

It's impossible. You're now doomed to living the rest of your life as a wagecuckie. You make money for your Jew boss while /sci/entists make amazing discoveries. Sad!

>> No.9238581
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9238581

>>9238563

Not if you eat (((beans)))

>> No.9238586

>>9238581
What's up with this (((beans))) meme
Explain

>> No.9238589

>>9238586
Lurk moar you cunt.

>> No.9238591

>>9238589
Not even that anon, but fuck you. Not everyone has time to lurk around and learn the codes of your secret little club.

>> No.9238595
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>>9238591
Careful honey, your mascara is starting to run..

>> No.9238775

>>9238563
scientists are wagecucks so ur halfway there

>> No.9238782

>>9238595
Yeah, thank you. I feel better now.
But tell me: how is being an insufferable cunt working for you, anon?

>> No.9238795

>>9238563
if you dont enjoy your real interests enough to pursue them when you dont have much time or energy, you probably arent interested in them enough to do them all the time without hating them.

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>>9238586
Pythagoras, who was a famous ancient greek mathematician, also led a cult based off of his mathematical discoveries. The major idea behind the cult's beliefs (members were referred too as the pythagoreans) was that everything in nature was dictated by some sacred ratio (and there's actually a funny anecdote about the person who proved the square root of 2 couldn't be represented as a ratio was thrown off of a boat in the middle of a sea and drowned because the pythagoreans didn't like it). The part where people make jokes and memes out of it is that the pythagoreans also had other... "interesting" rituals they followed. These rituals/rules include things like never pissing in the direction of the sun. One of these rules, that no one can eat beans, is one of the most known, as the entire reason (at least I have heard) was because pythagoras fucking HATED beans, almost like they were the bane of his existence, and as such made it one of his most important rules to NEVER EAT FUCKING BEANS. It's because of this really odd and arbitrary rule that pythagoras set for all of his followers that some people have made memes making fun of just how eccentric pythagoras and his pythagoreans lived as part of their philosophy/religion.

>> No.9238819

>>9238775
This