Give me your best engineer memes

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Anonymous Fri Sep 22 03:47:08 2017 No.9184191 [Reply] [Original]

Give me your best engineer memes

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 22 03:52:42 2017 No.9184194 File: 170 KB, 381x570, e = pi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 22 04:24:03 2017 No.9184214 File: 227 KB, 560x334, 21040705.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9184191

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 22 04:37:20 2017 No.9184223 File: 76 KB, 716x595, engineer.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 22 04:40:57 2017 No.9184228 File: 552 KB, 1630x979, 1496332053664.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9184191 >>9184194 >>9184214 >>9184223 I didn't realize they had started making cardboard boxes with internet built into them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 22 04:45:01 2017 No.9184233 >>9184194 >g = 10 this is a good decision >pi = 3 ok, I can see it >sin(x) = x no one has ever done this

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 22 04:49:27 2017 No.9184235 >>9184233 Error in sin(x) ~= x is negligible for \|x\| < 10E-3. Not using this approximation would make a lot of solid mechanics problems intractable. An engineer would never dream of using the other two approximations though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 22 05:08:33 2017 No.9184244 >>9184233 >>sin(x) = x >no one has ever done this except astrophysicists

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 22 05:10:47 2017 No.9184247 >>9184233 >no one has ever done this t. never taken a physics class beyond physics 1 & 2

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 22 05:12:20 2017 No.9184249 >>9184244 >except astrophysicists >>9184247 >t. never taken a physics class beyond physics 1 & 2 examples?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 22 05:14:59 2017 No.9184250 >>9184249 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Small-angle_approximation Here's a wikipedia article with examples

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>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 22 20:08:34 2017 No.9185380 File: 150 KB, 1212x372, 1468120037890.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 22 21:06:31 2017 No.9185459 File: 441 KB, 1775x971, Double Line Symbol.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 22 21:07:33 2017 No.9185463 File: 23 KB, 550x325, ENGANEERS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 22 21:08:18 2017 No.9185465 >>9184191 This so true, an I'm an engineering major! Why are these kids so prone to autism and ADHD behavior?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 22 21:10:41 2017 No.9185468 File: 246 KB, 327x316, 1504988580293.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9184223 JEJ

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Anonymous Fri Sep 22 21:14:21 2017 No.9185474

/sci/ just further proves it is exactly like /co/, a colony of reddit. It’s no coincidence /sci/ has the same opinion on engies as Bazinga man does. /diy/ is the only actual intellectual board dealing with STEM subjects. /g/ is consumerist shit and /sci/ is popsci.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 22 21:16:50 2017 No.9185475 >>9185474 Lol fuck off triggered cunt

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 22 21:20:46 2017 No.9185478 engineers are actually the biggest chads I've seen, save for the computer engineers the only math majors I know are manlets

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 22 21:21:47 2017 No.9185480 >>9185478 I've seen in STEM*

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 22 21:27:56 2017 No.9185485 File: 34 KB, 387x326, Fast-Cheap-Good-Triangle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9184191

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 22 21:34:30 2017 No.9185488 >>9185472 >>9185472 know plenty of bill and carls, a few sams I am definitely tim

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 22 21:38:52 2017 No.9185493 >>9185488 Wow Tim you're such an asshole >tfw Harold

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 22 21:39:32 2017 No.9185494 >>9185475 BAZINGA!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 22 21:58:23 2017 No.9185518 >>9185493 this is a fact about me not an insult try harder brainlet

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 22 22:08:42 2017 No.9185534 >>9185485 >"Do you want it done right? Or done right now?"

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 22 22:21:45 2017 No.9185552 >>9185474 It's just assblasted mathematicians, they're sad their degree yields no actual income or interest outside of a hobbyist level. Don't take them serious, It's not like society or the rest of STEM does so no reason for you to.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 22 22:36:26 2017 No.9185576 >>9185472 >do ME >be the retard that broke career services, am staying extra 2 years for comp sci double major despite /sci/'s warnings I'm Carl as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 22 22:38:49 2017 No.9185578 >>9185478 A lot of mechanical engineering majors are "car guys" for lack of a better term, so this is pretty accurate in my experience.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 22 23:35:15 2017 No.9185654 File: 243 KB, 550x578, 1505552825301.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >all these people bitching about sin(x)=x Do you really expect me to resolve the nonlinear fuckfest that results from a simple pendulum otherwise?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 22 23:44:49 2017 No.9185665 >>9185534 >"Both, faggot. Now get it done or I will SHIT down your NECK."

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 23 03:52:16 2017 No.9185934 File: 17 KB, 600x600, 1506066541531.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9185474 >>9184228 >>9185494 HOW IS ENGINEER BUTT HURT?? BECAUSE HE IS HOMOSECKS!!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 23 03:58:03 2017 No.9185939 >>9185472 > will take unpaid internship you shouldn't?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 23 04:00:29 2017 No.9185942 >>9185375 kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 23 04:05:39 2017 No.9185946 >>9185472 Always Carl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 23 04:52:37 2017 No.9185993 File: 25 KB, 369x277, 1497299572981.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9185934 I fucking love this meme. Based Finns.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 23 04:58:11 2017 No.9185996 >>9185534 You'd be fired on the spot if you tried pulling this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 23 05:30:51 2017 No.9186011 >>9185463 >ENGANEERS

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 23 05:40:51 2017 No.9186013 >>9185463 WE

Anonymous Sat Sep 23 06:48:59 2017 No.9186047

>>9185578
Alot of mech engies STUDENTS are chad car types. Doesn't mean those chads will become engineers. I have no clue why these meth heads and physics guys think engineers are some type of chad who has sex and drinks all the time. Every person I met that was 3rd year and above was an autist. I guess social interactions like letting someone borrow your pencil is considered chad-like so meth heads get the misconception we have sex with other men.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 23 06:57:47 2017 No.9186051 File: 272 KB, 1014x527, Screenshot.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Meth heads are upset that engineering is the aryan major of choice. We are pure unlike those filthy untermensch.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 23 07:05:55 2017 No.9186056 File: 70 KB, 224x176, Gt+regular+ranch+cool+ranch+obviously+_4dab26948a730670deb6412ba99b15e5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw you see a black girl in your engineering class

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 23 07:22:33 2017 No.9186074 >>9186056 1st year and 2nd year probably because of the push by (((them))) but idiots and social people get weeded out once they realize you need to study all the time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 23 07:25:58 2017 No.9186079 File: 420 KB, 560x420, testAnimated.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >engineers in charge of using small angle approximations correctly

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 23 09:03:12 2017 No.9186152 >>9185459 Holy fucking hell, I remember that thread.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 23 09:04:43 2017 No.9186154 >>9185472 None.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 23 09:05:54 2017 No.9186157 >>9185654 >FNV >Knows basics shit. >Understands what's going on. My bro.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 23 10:03:12 2017 No.9186221 >>9186079 is that a prop engine starting?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 23 10:04:41 2017 No.9186223 File: 741 KB, 2378x998, Science & Engineering.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9184191

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 23 10:31:02 2017 No.9186259 >>9184194 In EE we never ever round until the final result and it's to 4 decimals

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 23 10:36:51 2017 No.9186265 Wow these are some epic lulz huh fellow undergrads?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 23 10:37:10 2017 No.9186267 >>9185472 I'm carl

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 23 11:01:00 2017 No.9186306 File: 20 KB, 842x595, 1462914882467.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9186265 >he isnt smart enough to get it its ok man, not everyone is cut out for physics

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 23 11:13:00 2017 No.9186326 >>9184191 lol im an electrical engineer and this is funny as shit

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>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 23 11:56:13 2017 No.9186375 >>9186079 >small angle approximation in simulations That's what happens when you give the job to someone who's not an engineer.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 23 12:27:12 2017 No.9186432 >>9186369 >philosophy

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 23 12:29:47 2017 No.9186436 >>9186223 >stadium for ants Wow scientists btfo

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 23 12:51:28 2017 No.9186473 >>9186375 nonlinear functions are expensive man

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 23 12:53:55 2017 No.9186475 >>9184228 >thread for engineer memes >engy gets so butthurt he posts a science meme I guess that when you are so stuffed with cocks, you have no room left for some harmless self-deprecating humor.

Anonymous Sat Sep 23 13:02:41 2017 No.9186489

>>9185939
depends on where you are and how successful the industry is in your area. For instance, if you are doing Civil Engineering in a large metropolitan area with lots of money, hell no you shouldn't take an unpaid internship. However, if you're doing chemical engineering in the middle of nowhere with Cleetus and Joanne then yeah you might have to settle unpaid.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 23 13:13:12 2017 No.9186513 File: 94 KB, 1044x544, 1495661537057.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9185472 >tfw carl

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 23 14:05:25 2017 No.9186591 >>9186473 t. never programmed a pendulum because intense calculations

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 23 14:15:04 2017 No.9186617 >>9186591 but i posted the gif calculating the blue pendulum took me 4 times longer than the red one some people live busy lives and cannot afford to waste an extra 0.3 seconds for higher accuracy anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 23 14:55:18 2017 No.9186707 >>9186475 >calling engineers gay is the greatest joke a physics and methhead have Seriously, it's like being in 3rd grade again. You have a plethora of memes to use on engies but you stoop to middle school jokes.

Anonymous Sat Sep 23 15:04:30 2017 No.9186723

>>9186707
>says we need to use better jokes
>but simply calling you gay gets you butthurt

No man. When saying "engineers are gay" stops getting me (you)'s then I'll consider coming up with new jokes. It looks like the third graders are the engineers, given that you still get offended by such low energy shitposting. But hey, why would someone do high-energy shitposting when low energy shitposting is more than enough?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 23 15:34:05 2017 No.9186790 >>9186259 you're an autist faggot t. EE who rounds to 2 or 3 decimals

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 23 15:37:17 2017 No.9186799 >>9186223 >be homosexual >build a dome with your buttsex buddies so 80IQ soccer fans can watch some people throwing a ball around the glory of this profession

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 23 15:44:23 2017 No.9186818 >>9186617 How about using Cartesian coordinates and modeling the string force with basic scaling? You literally save all the modeling time and get something more accurate, you stupid sub-80.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 23 15:49:42 2017 No.9186829 How are people still bothered by being called gay

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 23 15:51:38 2017 No.9186833 >>9186818 >How about [...] modeling [...] >You literally save all the modeling time nani? also >imblying i did any modeling at all and not just copy the ode from wikipedia like i said, i'm a busy man

Anonymous Sat Sep 23 15:51:48 2017 No.9186834
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As a math grad student, former engineering undergrad, I see where these memes are coming from, sort of, but honestly never found them funny. They just don't seem funny, just dumb.
I wouldn't expect an average math grad student to have a firm grasp on Bernoulli principle or Carnot efficient systems.
Not even butthurt it just doesn't cut it as funny material.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 23 15:53:13 2017 No.9186836 >>9186834 what about the vandalized bathrooms in engineering departments with homosexuals exchanging phone numbers?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 23 15:55:46 2017 No.9186842 >>9186833 >busy man gotta suck all those cocks

Anonymous Sat Sep 23 15:57:45 2017 No.9186851

>>9185474
/sci/ is garbage, you've got that right. the board is filled with either

1) spill-over from /pol/ with the iq autism pop-sci

2) spill-over from /b/ with the rest of the pop-sci threads

3) /x/ tier b8

and the 5% left is bears some semblance of a properly structured thread discussing science. i haven't lurked here for 2 years now, and i remember this board very differently. used to be slow as shit ye, but all threads were math threads with the occasional chemistry/physics and engi meme thread here and there. I believe the downward spiral is due to:

1) influx of laymen with no actual stem degrees

2) growth of /pol/, which makes it more likely to contain this board

3) lack of actual moderation of content

I'd rather have the board be slow as fuck, than the garbage it is today. But I guess whoever moderates (if anyone) feels differently. It's a shame too cause /sci/ used to be very pleasant to lurk

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 23 15:59:46 2017 No.9186854 >>9185485 But.. your mom is all three.

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Anonymous Sat Sep 23 16:17:13 2017 No.9186877

>>9186834
how did you manage to go from an engineering degree to a math grad program? did you take a math minor / upper division courses? or did you just apply and go "dude im an engineer lmao i can do math" and they actually fucking let you in?

t. EE mite wanna switch to math or physics in grad but curriculum 2packed2take more classes outside of EE

Anonymous Sat Sep 23 16:50:57 2017 No.9186933
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I hate commenting my code and I hate looking at my code again 2 weeks later.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 23 20:09:31 2017 No.9187393 >>9185472 >tfw bill as fuck pls no bully

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 23 22:16:19 2017 No.9187560 >>9186933 I hate opening up my text editor..

Anonymous Sun Sep 24 01:09:54 2017 No.9187746

>>9184233
>this is a good decision
>ok, I can see it
It's a bit lazy. Go a few digits out. Don't tell me that an engineer is walking around without a calculator.

>no one has ever done this
Yes they have. Here is a simple physics example that involves pendulums:
http://hyperphysics.phy-astr.gsu.edu/hbase/pendl.html#c1
http://hyperphysics.phy-astr.gsu.edu/hbase/pendp.html#c1

The equation should really look like:
[eqn]Sin[x]\approx x[/eqn]
as x approaches 0.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 01:15:36 2017 No.9187750 >>9185472 sam isn't a real engineers she is a impostor

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 01:15:37 2017 No.9187751 >>9184233 Literally everyone does this

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 01:17:37 2017 No.9187753 >>9186306 Source on the correlation between GRE and IQ?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 01:24:18 2017 No.9187756 >>9186854 ya well ur mem's not even good m80

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 01:33:17 2017 No.9187768 >>9186051 >le 65% face

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 07:53:30 2017 No.9188106 >>9186223 This image would work better if it was more clear that the second panel is made of lego. These posters seem confused. >>9186436 >>9186799

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 08:07:04 2017 No.9188132 >>9185474 >implying reddit isn't engineer central

Anonymous Sun Sep 24 09:35:47 2017 No.9188212

You can get through a masters and then go to math grad no problem. I'm a ME and I was told I could go to artificial intelligence master programs or even stuff like advanced mathematics masters.

Expect a whole fucking lot to cach up to. And different notations and shit like that (it triggers my autism).

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 09:36:49 2017 No.9188214 >>9188212 meant to reply to >>9186877

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 14:02:05 2017 No.9188582 >>9184233 >no one has ever done this It's called small-angle approximation. High school students even use it

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 14:17:33 2017 No.9188613 >>9184233 >no one has ever done this Take the Taylor expansion of sin(x) around 0

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 14:27:22 2017 No.9188629 >>9188613 >forgetting to say to ignore O(x^3) terms what kind of engineer are you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 14:33:18 2017 No.9188638 >>9188629 Hey I'm just giving you the initial push, not handfeeding you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 14:37:13 2017 No.9188641 >>9185472 >tfw being bill right fucking now end my life pls

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 15:14:59 2017 No.9188715 >>9184235 this

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 17:16:54 2017 No.9188947 >>9186079 Is that MatLab?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 17:23:12 2017 No.9188968 >>9184233 >A = 3r^2

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 18:55:15 2017 No.9189154 >>9184191 i dont get it

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 20:00:35 2017 No.9189237 >>9186833 From my experience, copying other people's shit doesn't make you busy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 20:26:42 2017 No.9189293 >>9184223 LOL

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 20:57:42 2017 No.9189358 >>9184194 >sin(x)=x That is haram

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 21:13:28 2017 No.9189373 >>9185472 >tfw im a tim

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 21:27:11 2017 No.9189398 >>9188947 Yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 01:05:18 2017 No.9189698 File: 607 KB, 300x169, 1425081763005.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9184223

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 06:29:08 2017 No.9189922 >>9184194 I study mechanical engineering and we have to use g=9.80665

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 06:30:08 2017 No.9189925 >>9184214 e=2? Cmon give us atleast some credit

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 06:35:40 2017 No.9189933 >>9189922 i know you're proud of yourself having to waste your time memorizing that number and taking twice as long to write it down/plug it in everytime, but g varies from 9.7639m/s^2 to 9.8337m/s^2 around the globe

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 08:19:21 2017 No.9190064 >>9184233 >no one has ever done this THEFUCK linear approximations are everywhere do you know transistor linearization?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 11:27:18 2017 No.9190291 >>9186933 If it compiles... SHIP IT !

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 11:43:59 2017 No.9190321 >>9189922 Enjoy not having an uncertainty that works regardless of where on Earth you are.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:32:00 2017 No.9190602 >>9184191 pi = 3.14159265... pi ≈ 3 e = 2.71828182... e ≈ 3 pi = e Q.E.D.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:36:14 2017 No.9190613 >>9185472 Tim, reporting in.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 14:57:49 2017 No.9190653 >>9190602 so p=-ie

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 15:02:17 2017 No.9190664 >>9190653 >>>>>exactly<<<<<

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 15:38:03 2017 No.9190721

time for a proper engineering story

>be development engineer in small EMS company
>customer wants 16bit ADC on his board because muh accurate measurement of a DC voltage
>boss picks ADC-IC, skim over datasheet, seems ok
>figure out later while writing firmware for the MCU that 1bit is spent on polarity of the measured voltage. boss: 'oops'
>what do? customer wants the value displayed as 0-65535
>solution:randomly generate the LSB in a fashion it doesn't seem random, forgot how desu
>we never tell customer, get praised for how stable everything is

no written specification and the customer fucks over his clientele way worse, so no regrets.

>>	Acbn !7CUUUUUUUU Mon Sep 25 15:51:17 2017 No.9190741 >>9190721 Love it

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 15:53:49 2017 No.9190746 >>9185472 Also Carl, and not proud of it :(

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 16:07:34 2017 No.9190767 File: 73 KB, 1280x720, look at them and laughpras.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9184233 >>sin(x) = x >no one has ever done this

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 16:17:42 2017 No.9190788 >>9190767 Small angle aproximation my dude.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 16:49:54 2017 No.9190848 >>9185939 The lowest paying internship that's recruited at my school was for the Air Force and it paid mid-teens. The highest was $27/hour, comprehensive benefit package, a rent stipend, and weekly employee parties. I'm in EE, though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 17:00:13 2017 No.9190867 >>9190721 lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 17:00:27 2017 No.9190869 >>9190841 Smaller image, please.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 17:30:44 2017 No.9190926 >>9185380 *physics.

Anonymous Mon Sep 25 17:47:46 2017 No.9190961

>>9186306
>physics major here, currently in medical school.
>was a tutor for like 15 years and tutored the GRE which is pretty easy
>hardest standardized test i took was the MCAT
>took GMAT, LSAT, and basically every other standardized grad level test and scored 99.99th percentile in a few weeks of studying.
>mcat took me couple of months to reach 99.99th percentile

144 IQ btw. officially tested.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 21:05:07 2017 No.9191303 >>9186790 >2017 >Not using 6 lmaoing @ u noob

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 21:06:22 2017 No.9191305 >>9186877 Here's how it works according to the math majors I know: Step 1: Start as EE Step 2: Quit after completing first year Step 3: Change out 3 or 4 courses Step 4: 300k starting

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 21:33:22 2017 No.9191345 >>9185654 Yes you lazy brainlet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 21:34:02 2017 No.9191347 >>9184233 I think they mean for low angle approximation but I've never seen anyone do that either

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 21:34:33 2017 No.9191349 >>9186051 >posting salaries in the most megajew fashion >claiming to be aryan

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 22:12:43 2017 No.9191415 >>9186829 Faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 25 22:16:26 2017 No.9191422 >>9185459 holy fuck i can't breathe

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>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 12:37:55 2017 No.9192337 >>9184223 KEK

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 16:44:02 2017 No.9192823 >>9190961 How did you eventually hit 99th on MCAT? >130 tested brainlet in Postbacc for med.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 17:00:38 2017 No.9192864 >>9185472 Hard mix between Tim and Sam. >tfw named Sam

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>>9188638
I'm pretty sure he was trolling. You did what I was about to do. There are some monstrous systems of equations that get simplified greatly with this assumption. An easy reasoning for the assumption is the taylor series expansion. Ya did good.

>>9184233

Yes they do and the assumption takes many forms as well. Check out pic related.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 26 20:51:54 2017 No.9193294 >>9188613 ah yes, and cos(x)=1

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 08:13:05 2017 No.9194180 Can someone explain me the engineer hate I want to know what I laugh at

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 08:46:25 2017 No.9194220

>>9194180
/sci/ is another colony of reddit like /co/. Reddit loves Big Bang Theory and the joke on the show is engineers are stupid or subhuman. Everyone here regugitates the same old shit from that show. Don’t dare call them out on it though, they will just call you a gay engineer.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 10:58:27 2017 No.9194326 >>9185654 >no being able to solve a simple nonlinear pendulum via boundary conditions or initial conditions you must be retarded

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 11:31:17 2017 No.9194357 >>9194326 Ah yes, the analytical formula describing chaotic behaviour. Its great that nobody bothered to write down this trivial solution for an easy Nobel prize

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 11:36:54 2017 No.9194363 >>9194265 >integrals b-but why?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 11:38:10 2017 No.9194367 >>9194357 >simple pendulum >chaotic behaviour kek just because you can't write down a solution in terms of simple functions doesn't mean it's an ill posed problem

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 11:39:53 2017 No.9194370 >>9194363 Because engineers luv overly complicated formulas. ;-)

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 11:47:30 2017 No.9194379 File: 45 KB, 411x543, engineering-electrical-difference_between_volts_amps_ohms.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9184191

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 11:50:03 2017 No.9194383 >>9194265 >>9194370 No it's just stupid and not funny. You sound like you came straight from 9fag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 21:23:50 2017 No.9195536 >>9193294 That's only a constant approximation of cos(x) around x=0, so it sucks. sin(x) approximated by x is actually the quadratic approximation around x=0 so it's much better. Come on, man. Don't be a retard. We love you and want you to succeed!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 27 21:32:29 2017 No.9195548 File: 775 KB, 694x724, 1483227020582.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9187393 It's okay bro, me too.

Anonymous Wed Sep 27 21:43:32 2017 No.9195569

>>9186877
Not him but if you can get real analysis, abstract algebra, and topology and or measure theory onto your transcript, which would be about 3 or 4 upper level math courses, I don't see why not. Especially if you apply to an applied math program. I'm in grad school for pure math right now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 01:59:21 2017 No.9195997 >>9186051 >12% blacks in CS WE

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 02:16:20 2017 No.9196011 >2017 >claims to the most intellectually demanding profession >best insult they can come up with is "gay" You're all just butthurt since you found out scientist don't make spacecraft

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 03:19:04 2017 No.9196086 >>9195536 >constant approximation linear appox

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 28 05:01:39 2017 No.9196172 >>9195997 WUZ

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