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9148530 No.9148530 [Reply] [Original]

let's fill it up /sci/
give me your best ones

>> No.9148535

Why did Sheldon cross the road ?

>> No.9148537

>2012+5
>still relying on the axoim of choice

>> No.9148542

>a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer were challenged
>there was a cow at a farm and they should analyze it as much as possible
>after a week, the engineer comes back with some equipment and he's able to measure the weight and the dimensions of the cow
>after 3 weeks, the physicist comes back after analyzing the skin and flesh of the cow, bringing plenty of properties of its composition
>after 6 months the mathematician comes back with 1500 written pages proving that the cow exists

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>>9148530

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>>9148530
Duplicate reply

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>>9148530

>> No.9148583

>>9148579
Test

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>>9148548
>>9148553
I always wonder how they would react to these images.

>> No.9148606

>>9148535

To find the Bazinga

>> No.9148609

knock knock

>> No.9148736

Making a reference doesn't automatically make something funny.

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Contributin'

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??

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>>9148530

>> No.9149415

>>9149405
No.

>> No.9149416

>>9149405
One million and 12

>> No.9149420

>>9149392
Quality post

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4chan in a nutshell

>> No.9149867

>>9149405
-18x+3

>> No.9149870

>>9148530
banach tarski paradox: IS IT FUCKING POSSIBLE OR NOT?!?!?

>> No.9149877

>>9149862
I kind of want to try that, but I don't know where I've put my slides.

>> No.9149887

>>9148542

I lold

>> No.9149896

>>9149405
5 - 18x

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>> No.9149915

>>9149373
naspiri+c????

i don't get it

>> No.9149950

>>9149846
Is this supposed to trigger me? Because it does.

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>>9149950

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>>9149956
why did you reply to me

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>>9149964
Kek

>> No.9150015

>>9149373
Should be dx defined from 0 to n DESU

>> No.9150020

>>9149405
-1/12 amirite lmao

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>> No.9150062

>>9149964
What is this kind of autism called?

>> No.9150070
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>>9150062
a special kind

>> No.9150074

>>9149392
well memed m'lord

>> No.9150077

>>9149846
god that hurts
make it stop

>> No.9150086

>>9149981
ohmyGOD

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>>9149964
my sides are in orbit

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>>9148548
I lel'd a bit

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>>9149862

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>> No.9150107

>>9150099
Did he get any significant data?
>>9150104
Bergerpilled

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>>9150107
Dont know, wasnt in the thread

>> No.9150116

>>9149981
Back of the envelope calculation puts the energy of a 1000kg projectile travelling at 0.1C approximately an order of magnitude higher than Tsar Bomba, so this isn't actually true.

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not sci but I believe you people will appreciate it

>> No.9150128

>>9149981
>>9150116
I cant find source for shit
Help

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"consciousness threads"

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>> No.9150187

>>9148535
Salami XD

>> No.9150198

>>9150015
then there is no plus c

>> No.9150200

>>9150198
Fuck me, I didn't notice the plus C

>> No.9150210

>>9149870
in ZFC it is

>> No.9151337

if i wanted to laugh i'd ask for you GPA

>> No.9151919
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>>9149964
I read this every time I see it and it NEVER fails to accelerate my sides to escape velocity

>> No.9151930

>>9150070
That code would actually get you stuck in while loop indefinitely
If i != num the i += 2 would never be called

>> No.9151933

>>9151930
That's part of the joke.

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>> No.9151989

>>9150070
>The number is false.
Every god damn time.

>> No.9152394

>>9150144
is this loss?

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>> No.9152411

>>9150104
>naruto run
triggered

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>>9149964
I'M FUCKING DEAD

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>>9150038

>> No.9152581

>>9152506
the in/on correction completes this

>> No.9152755

>>9150144
I know nothing about chemistry, are any of these theoretically possible? And if so what are they called?

>> No.9152770

>>9149915
>writing coefficients after the variable
Hello brainlet

>> No.9152831

>>9152503
Kek

>> No.9152935

>>9149846
God damn shit nigger

>> No.9152940

>>9149857
The fermionic USB cable one is better.

>> No.9152980

>>9149964
This will always be one of my favorites. I love this type of autism

'Naked Singularity: Event Horizons of Lust.' is similar (but part of an mlp fanfiction, so double the autism)

some extracts:
>Evening Glimmer moaned into his shoulder as something solid, roughly equivalent to a 3.5 on the Mohs scale of mineral hardness, pressed against her flank. It was somewhat firmer than calcite, though not so much as unforgiving fluorite*.
>“Yes,” the librarian cried. “Yes! Take me, you ruffian...”

>Evening Glimmer moaned with fear and lust in an approximately 2:5 ratio. The emotions mingled in the still air like ions dissociating in a solvent solution.

>Her resistance to his advances diminished in inverse proportion to the area of contact between their bodies.

>Evening Glimmer collapsed onto the mattress like an electron falling to a lower energy state. "Three times every hour for the past six," she whispered breathily. "They're going to name a new constant after you."
>“Only if we provide them with a sufficiently large data set,” he whispered back.

I really need full story written like this.

>> No.9152989

>>9152755
look up nanoputians

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>> No.9153960

>>9153228
BTFO

>> No.9153971

>>9149960
I had the org chem textbook :)

>> No.9153988

Wew

>> No.9154001

>>9152507
what's so funny?
Typical autist being autistic.

It's actually BAZOOKA-tier

>> No.9154005

>>9150116

What the shit gave you the idea that it has to be 1000 kg? It's a lot less than that.

>> No.9154017

>>9149405
5-18x=?^2
?=(5-18x)^1/2 or ?=-(5-18x)^1/2

>> No.9154026

>>9152409

two=2

checkm8 faggot b8er

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>>9149405

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>> No.9155536

bump

>> No.9155542

>>9149915
>>9152770
multiplication is commutative you fucks

>> No.9155555

>>9149405
X is actually a variable, as made clear by the hand pointing to "answer"
This is not solvable but perhaps we could generate a set of solutions including ?? as a variable

>> No.9155574

>>9155542
Only in R and in C
In the hypercomplex plane though multiplication isnt commutative anymore

>> No.9155704

>>9149405
-12

>> No.9155774

>>9154090
why do I find this so funny wtf

>> No.9155797

>>9155555
>>9154017
Here you have your answer.
Srsly brainlets need to check the thread.

>> No.9156230

>>9153228
Should be completed with "you'd know if you studied"

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>> No.9156339

>>9156319
So true tho, i actually went homeless so that a delusional man who believes he is a woman could take my job

>> No.9156343

>>9156324
>titty toaster TM

>> No.9156348

>>9150099
I wish we still had more dudes like that around.

>> No.9156519

>>9151337
Now this is a top quality post

>> No.9156526

>>9153228
Both are wrong

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>>9148590
Lets find out

>> No.9156537

>>9156535
On second thought I should have left out my username

>> No.9156629

>>9156537
this is the slowest board with probably the fewest edgy teens too

not too long ago some guy doxxed himself by giving his lab name and literally nothing came of it

>> No.9156807

>>9156535
As much as I would like for this to happen, it has topics like "pedo", "rape" and 9/11 in it, so I doubt he'd respond. You know how Academia is.

>> No.9157402

>>9154005
Anything smaller (assuming were still using a copper plate) would fall apart of be vaporized by the explosion, acceleration, or air resistance.

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>>9156629
Well something should come of it. Lets get him fired for being so retarded.

ANAMOLOUS DOES NOT FOGET

>> No.9157460

>>9156537
you can remove that post, if you really care
then edit the image, blur out your name, and repost saying something like >>9156537 here, Let's find out.
Or whatever.
You afraid some wanna be smarter /b/tards come in here and decide to mess with you? Doesn't seem like it.

>> No.9157461

>>9156629
Even on an active board full of kids it wouldn't matter. Kids these days are too chickenshit to try anything. My friend has had his full info posted on /g/ multiple times over the years. I think the worst he ever got was a single pizza.

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>>9156807
>>9156535
Please, leave him alone.

>> No.9157471

>>9152506
the correction "on" gets me every time

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>> No.9157479

>>9150112
That book fucking sucks

>> No.9157486
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>>9150070
Slightly better than the typical CS Graduate post:

>> No.9157498

>>9148548
Would there be a market for selling large primes on onion? I've heard they are valuable for cybersecurity/cryptography.

See also: illegal prime

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>>9149405
invalid syntax: assignment error

>> No.9157509

>>9152409
1 3 1 2

>> No.9157510

>>9156324
I would buy this

>> No.9157515

>>9152508
Hey, I was going to save that one. You forgot the rest though.

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>>9148530
This is what the average girl in class looks like /sci/. I'm already shy + I'd never date people like this. Will I die a virgin?

>> No.9157792

>>9149846
I don't get it

>> No.9157934

>>9157792
Congrats, you don't have the 'tism

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>>9156339

Laughed loud.

>> No.9157987

>>9156339
So you were fucked by a tranny ?

>> No.9158007

>>9151337
2.49 boyo

>> No.9158068

>>9157792
Me too, is the color of the ground supposed to have the same color of the intersection of the rolling circle?

>> No.9158080

>>9149405
3-3 is 0
0 x 6 is 0
0 + 2 is 0
It's 0

Where's my 'ward

>> No.9158086

>>9149405
Why do they still write "x" instead of "*"?
>>9157505
Thank.

>> No.9158113

>>9155574
Why did you say R and C? Surely C implies R implies Q etc?

>> No.9158122

>>9156343
JML stealing your ideas kek

>> No.9158135

>>9150099
hey vsauce michael here

>> No.9158143

>>9158135
Heh

>> No.9158734

>>9148548
10/10

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>> No.9158941

>>9158869
>note how quickly the figure disappears when you look directly at it
Cheeky bastard

>> No.9159153

>>9156535
Did he reply?

>> No.9159918

>>9158869
I never saw one putting all these together

>> No.9160768
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Some Sn2

>> No.9160864

>>9160768
what the fuc is happening between panels 1 and 2? the woman he is checking out swaps places with his gf from the first panel

>> No.9161785

>>9160864
That's what happened. He went for the other girl, then he runs into his (now ex) gf in the second panel.

>> No.9161812

>>9157460
>you can remove that post
Well, he could have until this: @NullPointerExep happened.

>> No.9161818

>>9152472
Why did he screenshot his own post

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>we will now extend this definition to a function of n-variable

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>>9149846
just for you

>> No.9162642

>>9162627
how you make this?

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>>9162627
>implying i'm going to watch the end of that
last time it took a heavy regimen of lithium and forced inpatient to bring me back to reality. neber again


now for a 4chan classic thats hardly /sci/

>> No.9162648

>>9162627
I hope you die in your sleep tonight

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Always gets me

>> No.9162776

>>9162655
>classical mechanics
we need a real physicist to calculate this

>> No.9162804

>>9162670
Wow, there's some facts there that I didn't know. What an amazing man!

>> No.9162833

>>9148579
Where does the meme of engineers rounding shit come from? I am currently studying computer engineering, and we have never set pi to 3 or g to 10ms^-2

>inb4 lurk moar

>> No.9162860

>>9162833
It's impossible to actually store a full irrational number in a computer for computational purposes. For example storing pi (3.1415...) would take infinite storage area.

>> No.9162871

>>9162833
No, but real engineers do round to 3.14 and 9.8ms^2

>> No.9162897

>>9162833
I round c to 3e8 m/s, engineer here

>> No.9162904

>>9162897
Engineer here, I round c to infinity

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>> No.9163140

>>9162897
>>>9162833
>I round c to 3e8 m/s, engineer here
c is 1 and unitless you domb fuck

>> No.9163143

>>9162833
I thought it was [math]\pi\,\approx\,\frac{22}7[/math].

>> No.9163145

>>9163140
K

>> No.9163146

>>9163143
That's the approximation that the Egyptians used. It's not the only one, but the Egyptians loved fractions while modern culture loves decimals.

>> No.9163168

>>9150038
I made the first of the -1/12 variations, maybe even this one.

>my greatest contribution to posterity

>> No.9163174

>>9163146
Wanna know how I know you're in high school?

>> No.9163176

>>9163174
Are you going to say it's because I think modern culture loves decimals? Because it does. Only pure mathematicians don't. Engineers and research scientists and pretty much everyone else uses decimals.

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9163210

it's a limerick

>> No.9163316

>>9162658
>isomorphic

>> No.9163378

>>9158113
This is not true. Only believing that C literally contains R as a subset can justify this nonsense.

>> No.9163382

>>9158080
>0+2 is 0
Really got the joggin noggin

>> No.9163396

>>9152409
>>9154026
Thats a sequence of letters.

Was it supposed to be funny?

>> No.9163440
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9163440

>>9152503

>> No.9163524

>>9156324
You can import some from japan

>> No.9163547

>>9163396
G37 r3k7 m473

>> No.9163555

>>9162776
Then you just end up with a large explosion and some alien detector somewhere across the galaxy picking up an "oh my god" particle

>> No.9163576

>>9162658
>climate change

>> No.9163755

>>9162776
>a real physicist

Dark Cum

>> No.9164447

>>9149405

It's 17

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>> No.9164983

>>9156324
genius.

>> No.9164984

>>9150123
GOLD

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9165732

>>9162627

>> No.9165781

>>9152472
Holy shit.

If you don't laugh at this... I'll... kill you. Seriously.

Dear god, take my sides to nirvana.

>> No.9165791

>>9163176
No, it's because you can't make the difference between Greeks and Egyptians.

>> No.9165793

>>9165791
>>9163176

Here's to quit your bickering.

http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=mathematica:2%2F(3%2F(3%2F(3%2F(3%2F(3+%2B+1)+%2B+1%2F(3+%2B+1))+%2B+1%2F(3%2F(3+%2B+1)+%2B+1%2F(3+%2B+1)))+%2B+1%2F(3%2F(3%2F(3+%2B+1)+%2B+1%2F(3+%2B+1))+%2B+1%2F(3%2F(3+%2B+1)+%2B+1%2F(3+%2B+1))))+%2B+1%2F(3%2F(3%2F(3%2F(3+%2B+1)+%2B+1%2F(3+%2B+1))+%2B+1%2F(3%2F(3+%2B+1)+%2B+1%2F(3+%2B+1)))+%2B+1%2F(3%2F(3%2F(3+%2B+1)+%2B+1%2F(3+%2B+1))+%2B+1%2F(3%2F(3+%2B+1)+%2B+1%2F(3+%2B+1)))))+sig%3Dmfouiy

>> No.9165798

>>9156324
very far. We can barely even keep organs alive outside of the body.

>> No.9165850

>>9156535
I met him on a train once, he's a good lad

>> No.9166539

>>9156339
But she already has a job, why does she need another one?

>> No.9166544

>>9157473
>XOR gates
Seriously, /sci/?

>> No.9166553

>>9162670
I failed the driving test 4 times, does this mean I have 1/2000th of his intelligence?

>> No.9166557

>>9166544
*phew* someone finally asked. Yes.

XOR is the 'not me' operator. I am the operator that helps you 'figure that out'.

XOR also means:
!= - this is programming for 'does not equal'
^ - look up regular expressions
<> - These are 'greater/lesser' comparisons.

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>>9150123

>arguing with a Russki about chess

>> No.9166680

>>9152409
1000 Unicode Consortiums vs 1 Einstein who wins?

>> No.9166715

>>9149964
What about the force which emerges from pressure differential caused by the ball's angular momentum? Fever panels would have some effect on the ambient fluid's velocity and therefore make it more unpredictable.

>> No.9166735

>>9156526
This. They don't affirm that study-fail=/=0.

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9167369

Prepare to loose

>> No.9167412

>>9150123
Damn. She got outplayed hard.

>> No.9167452

>>9163210
>Twelve plus one hundred fourty four
>Plus twenty plus three times the square root of four
>Divided by seven
>Plus five times eleven
>Equals nine squared plus zero
It's a shitty limerick, you rhymed "four" with "four" (same word) and with "zero" (not even close to rhyming).

>> No.9167564

>>9166557
Never respond to me or my posts again

>> No.9167579

>>9167452
https://www.math.hmc.edu/funfacts/ffiles/10001.8.shtml

>> No.9167581

>>9167579
Nevermind then, that's better.

>> No.9167584

>>9148535
BUCHENWALD

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>>9166571

>> No.9167689

>>9162658
https://www.skeptic.com/reading_room/conceptual-penis-social-contruct-sokal-style-hoax-on-gender-studies/

>> No.9167716

>>9150099
Thanks anon, I was looking for this screencap for years!!!

>> No.9167753

>>9167584
meta kek

>> No.9168825

the ultimate sci ylyl is any one of saul kripke's lectures on formal languages

https://youtu.be/l93aeOO6fug?t=18m20s

>> No.9168847
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9168847

>tutoring a Native American student
>have to explain "SOHCAHTOA"

>> No.9168927

>>9158113
sounds like you need to take a set theory course

>> No.9168930

>>9149392
10/10

>> No.9168934

>>9149870
it's a theorem, faggot

>> No.9168960

>>9152472
holy shit

>> No.9168977

>>9149392
Excellent meme, sir.

>> No.9169071

>>9163382
>not working in [math]\mathbb{Z}/_n\mathbb{Z}[/math]
shiggy muh diggy

>> No.9169073

>>9169071
what the fuck
>[math]\mathbb{Z}/n\mathbb{Z}[/math]

>> No.9169076

>>9169071
>>9169073
hiroshimoooooooooooooot

>> No.9169150

>>9168847
Lost

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>>9169220

>> No.9169226

>>9168847
I don't get it.

>> No.9169247

>>9152472
>>9165781
Lol didn't read

>> No.9169335

>>9154086
This pick would be 4 times better without that fucking dog

>> No.9170049

>>9157402
well it's practically a plasma cannon anyway... would it have enough time to be vaporised if it fucked off at >0.1C?

>> No.9170211

>>9168825
>talking shit about my boy Kripke
shut your whore mouth

>> No.9170255

>>9169335
>pick

>> No.9170264

>>9169071
>>9169073
>>9169076
Welcome to 4chan, a website where, after 7 years of us whining about the post filter fucking up [math]\rm\LaTeX[/math] tokens, they fix it and make it so that it fucks up the math tags instead.

>> No.9170275

>>9170264
):
.
.
.
):<

>> No.9170384

>>9169220
Best thing in this thread

>> No.9170392

>>9170384
>humor for middle-schoolers
>best thing in this thread

>> No.9170452

>>9149405
3-3*x*6+2=??
3*x*6=??-1

x=(??-1)/18

>> No.9170460

>>9170392
In a thread full of facebook shit, youtube video edits, screencaps, and "I understood that specific science reference" it's a clear winner.

>> No.9170477

>>9170460
>not realizing the true artistry that is numberpedo edits
you don't even have to post your IQ i already know it's below 50

>> No.9170486

>>9170477
Or maybe my IQ is so high that I see how they're not funny, because they're not.

>> No.9170490

>>9170486
>he cant count to 5 yet

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9170523

I know why Banach's axioms are like that

http://vixra.org/abs/1703.0073

>> No.9170528

>>9150097
Kek-a-loo

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>> No.9170531

>>9170523
>the truth about evolution
>on certain aspects of american economics elevant to 2016
>the truth about climate change

nah not reading ur shitty blog

>> No.9170566

>>9150128
I think the weapon was called a Casaba-Howitzer.

>>9150116
If I remember right the explosive force would essentially turn it into liquid copper. I think he miss typed, double digit decimal percentage of C, something like 0.25.

>> No.9170608

>>9158869
kek a doo

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>>9158869
Holy fuck, I thought this was fake just to fuck with me.

>> No.9170662
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9170662

>>9158869
>>9170647
NEVER MIND, LIES

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>>9163055
>Biology is not a hard science

>> No.9170676

>>9148542
>after 6 months the mathematician comes back with 1500 written pages proving that the cow exists
The rest of the mathematical community doesn't believe him even though they failed to find a fault in his proof.

>> No.9170855

>>9169335
You say that every fucking thread.

>> No.9170867

>>9157486
lol

>> No.9171876

>>9153289
>implying Stalin killed 30million people

>> No.9171925

>>9149392
good one

>> No.9172134

>>9167369
This always gets me

>> No.9172357

>>9170566
Oh russkies and their shaped charges

>> No.9172885

>>9158086
Because × is much easier to write than *.

>> No.9173081

>>9162101
best one with v gay

>> No.9173105

>>9162833
Mathematicins value accuracy. engineers value results. Mathematicians would rather take the time to perfect a theorem rather than do a rush job and embarrass themselves, whereas engineers would rather do it fast enough to meet X deadline while still being close enough that the project will not meet any failure conditions without deliberate sabotage. As a result, engineers see mathematicians as overly picky, pedantic, and perfectionistic, whereas mathematicians view engineers as lazy, impatient hacks.

>> No.9173139

anyone have that screencap of some guy who felt pain in his dick when he stepped on a thumbtack and decided to draw and experiemental diagram?

also for the hydranus

>> No.9173196

>>9152472
His nose grows when he lies, but there is no formally defined time limit between the moment of a lie's utterance and the moment of the nose's corresponding growth spurt. Therefore, it is obvious that his nose will grow later.
> but what if he says "my nose will grow"
Then that statement will be true, because the nose will grow due to some other future lie.
> but what if he says "This statement is false"
Then the nose will grow and shrink repeatedly, each growth half as large and twice as fast as the last, until the nose's length converges in a finite amount of time.
You philosophers are retarded.

>> No.9173225

>>9149846
I'm okay with this>>9149846

>> No.9173277

>>9149392
Lost it

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>> No.9173379

>>9149426
Fake news the Columbia never blew up it warped faster than light around a eternally collapsing magnetospheric object and now it's in an alternate universal plane of existence suck it CNN
quit trying to defile trump by saying the Columbia "blew up"
Jk I know it blew up going 18 Times the speed of sound

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>> No.9173385

>>9149857
This is amazing please more

>> No.9173392

>>9173380
Motherfucker

>> No.9173397

>>9173392
Wut?

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>> No.9173441

>>9173380
Oh for fuck's sake

>> No.9173567

>>9150062
The area of the spectrum I'm in >>9173358

>> No.9173575

>>9169226
it sounds like a native american name

>> No.9173697

>>9157664yes
Yes you will unless you decide to be gay in which case you will still die a virgin

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>> No.9174419

>>9173397
THE GAME

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>> No.9174689

>>9163524
>implying that shitty rubber onahole material is even remotely close to breast tissue

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>> No.9176721

>>9166715
CAME TO POST THIS

>> No.9176735

>>9176716
that is some cutting edge research right there

>> No.9176739

>>9164766
NNs are overfitting central

when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail

>> No.9176848

>>9176675
I'm not even mad.

>> No.9176856

>>9162627
>>9149846
fucking kek

>> No.9176858

>>9176716
>Tai's method

I bet they were all proud

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>> No.9176872

>>9162092
>>9162095
>>9162097
>>9162101
>>9162126
lol holy shit

>> No.9176910

>>9169335
Hey, doge was probably topical and relevant back when that meme was made. Taking away the dog because it is stale now is akin to pretending the holocaust never happened just be cause nazism is a stale meme. Do not erase your history! Learn from it.

>> No.9176925

>>9167584
oh wow

>> No.9176953

>>9171876
>implying he didn't
>implying that yellow commie wasn't even worse with his cultural revolution

>> No.9177050

>>9148553
>my victims chance of escape
> divides by zero
so infinite chance?

>> No.9177154

>>9148535
So he could go to Zimbabwe

>> No.9177171

>>9174122
My gf already only exists in a parallel universe so does that mean she got sucked into mine?

>> No.9177192

>>9177171
>tfw no gf in ANY parallel universe

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>>9176716
>cited by 223 documents

>> No.9177389

>>9176716
>>9177381
M-maybe they just needed the method to be in something published in a journal specific to their discipline so that their overlords would let them use it.

>> No.9177787

>>9176861
This is gold

>> No.9177904

>>9177171
>>9177192
Keit-Ai finds a way