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9114087 No.9114087 [Reply] [Original]

>but DADDDDY, I don't want to study string theory! its unsubstantiated nonsense! I want to study fluffy animals!
how does /sci/ respond?

>> No.9114089

Sorry, honey. I thought I was speaking with your brother.

>> No.9114091

>>9114087
Do what makes you happy sweetie, after all, our current understanding of reality tells us that we only live for a limited amount of time, and living unhappy and discontent is not the way to be!
I simply desire for you to be open-minded and on the search for the truth.

>> No.9114092
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9114092

I COMMAND YOU ARE YOUR FATHER TO HONOR THE PHENOTYPE

>> No.9114095

>>9114089
This

>> No.9114155

She's right though. I'd like my child to pursue career in maths, but I'd rather she studied fluffy animals than physics

>> No.9114175

>>9114087

>I wish I had realized that string theory was elegantly derived garbage divorced from reality back when I was your age.

>> No.9114194
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>>9114087
>born to jewish and italian parents
>nose is borderline normal
too bad others are not so lucky..

>> No.9114196

>>9114087
Specialiazation is for insects hun.
You want to make something of yourself in this world you gotta be a well rounded individual.
but whatever its not like you'll listen to my advice anyways.

>> No.9114986

>>9114087
I paid you to suck my dick, not shit on my thesis

>> No.9114993
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>>9114087
I'll show her this picture.
Physicists = Genius & Smarter.
Biologists = Those who failed to get into Med School, Dentist School & Nurse School.

>> No.9114997

>>9114087
At least it's not social "sciences".

>> No.9115001

>string conjecture

As if I would push my daughter to study that autistic """""""theory"""""""".

>> No.9115006

>Let her study Veterinary medicine
>Enjoy the extra $300k from my daughter
>Laugh at academia autists

>> No.9115040
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>>9115006 >>9114087
Let her study CRIPR to create fluffy Kawaii Cat-Girls & make Animes real for us!

>> No.9115065
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>>9115040
Make these 2 real

>> No.9115078

>>9115040
In the future, catgirls will be treated by vets or meds?

>> No.9115083
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>>9115078
XD The distinction will be blurred.
But certainly will require knowledge from both Modern Veterinary & Medicine.

>> No.9115086

>>9114087
She's right though.

>> No.9115157
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>>9114087
Someone with the PHENOTYPE would definitely choose string theory.
But if she is doing genetic research on CRISPR to create PHENOTYPE babies in lab then it's ok.

>> No.9115593

>>9114993
Aren't you trying to reverse cause and effect? Her forcing herself into pursing physics wouldn't make her the same as the people genuinely interested in these fields.

>> No.9115606

>>9114997
This. There's nothing wrong with being a vet.

>> No.9115624

study this instead

*unzips dick*

>> No.9115682

>>9114087
Tell her to keep calling me daddy in the bedroom

>> No.9115726 [DELETED] 

>>9115624
Do female medical Doctors & Nurses touch many dicks all day as part of their work?

>> No.9115730
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>>9115624
Do female medical Doctors & Nurses specialized in Urology (medical dick studies) touch many dicks all day as part of their work?

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>>9115157
>Create babies in lab
Hmmmm
Lab sex!

>> No.9115787

>>9115747
sauce?

>> No.9115803

>>9114993
>using statistics to evaluate your daughter
Wew lad

>> No.9115809
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>>9115065
Sexualize my wife and daughter again and I'll fucking annihilate you.

>> No.9115819

>>9114993
>everyone wants to study some branch of medicine
Premed mentality in a physics undergrad? Color me surprised.

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>>9115809
Ok then.
> But take it.

>> No.9115825
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>>9115083
Make Chen real.

>> No.9115829
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>>9115822
Behave yourself now Chen.

>> No.9115841

>that curly hair
>that hooked nose
>these eyes
>that forehead
You know damn right [math]\mathbf{WHAT}[/math] I respond.

>> No.9115849
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>>9115822
>>9115829
A Challenger appeared!
t. Cirno.

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>>9115849
t. kills herslef

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>>9115841
>that curly hair
>that hooked nose
>these eyes
>that forehead
>You know damn right WHAT I respond.
That's the [math]\mathbb{PHENOTYPE}[/math]!!

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>>9114087
Study what you want so long as you can make enough money to support yourself.

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>>9114087
>study fluffy animals!
Fluffy Big kittens

>> No.9116669

>>9114089
Hahaha epic gender differences STEM meme.
Fbpb rofl

>> No.9116697
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9116697

>but DADDDD string theory is LAME! i want to study computer science and watch moeshit! why are you always gibbering about phenotypes and cravings you're going SENILE
how does /sci/ respond?

>> No.9116707

>>9116697
>implying I'm intelligent enough to reproduce
Not even the beasts of the earth fail at this

>> No.9116746

>>9114092
Can someone explain what THE PHENOTYPE is?

>> No.9116751

She wanted to do BLACKED porn like every other jew chick but Ed said no.

>> No.9116753
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>>9116746
Just LOOK at it. You don't have to analyze it, you understand it immediately on a visceral, ANIMALISTIC level.

Pic related. Ed "ASHKENAZI pussy moisturizer" Witten. He is a BRAIN bull.

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>>9116751
Women should do BRAINED porn instead:

https://youtu.be/DasgiVhFleI

But ALAS they are simply too DUMB to SELECT for the correct PHENOTYPE are holding back humanity by declining to breed with BRAIN BULLS.

>> No.9116772

>>9116753
I wonder if anyone told Ed that he is a meme on an anime neo-nazi math board?

>> No.9116776
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>>9116772
>implying big head Ed isn't the one who started the memes
He is well aware of the threat humanity faces from women failing to select for the correct PHENOTYPE.