MARS IS BACK ON EVERYBODY

[Anonymous No.9088124]

MARS IS BACK ON EVERYBODY
>MARS IS BACK ON EVERYBODY

[Anonymous No.9088154]

>>9088124
Well, good for him. Maybe he learned his lesson about why gold diggers are a bad idea but then again, odds are in a week he'll be with Tila Tequila or some shit.

[Anonymous No.9088164]

>>9088124

>paypal billionaire

wut

[Anonymous No.9088169]

>>9088154
>Lead on a gold digger at the prime of her sexual inclination towards him
>Get a refund when the goods get used
I think a guy as smart as that had it all laid out from the start

[Anonymous No.9088177]

>>9088154
>>9088169
he was planning the fuck and chuck from the start. Elon is married to his job and his ego. she was just a trophy, probably less important to him than the autographed iron man suit he keeps in his office.

[Anonymous No.9088180]

Roasties BTFO

[Anonymous No.9088189]

>>9088177
>fuck and chuck
>for a year

Fuck and chuck is meant for one night stands faggot. You realize that Elon spent on that slut more money than you will ever earn if you had 1000 years to live right?

[Anonymous No.9088192]

>>9088189
how bitter can one man be?

[Anonymous No.9088195]

>>9088124
Elon isn't having much fun. Both his lander and his partner can't take the load.

[Anonymous No.9088236]

>>9088192
/r9k/ shows that it is more than one can imagine

[Anonymous No.9088239]

>>9088189
He was a big Depp fan and just wanted to lick the sloppy seconds. Depp's scent faded from her cunt so Musk dropped her.

[Anonymous No.9088244]

>>9088239
>no more musk for the musk

[Anonymous No.9088342]

>>9088164
yeah that's where musk actually makes his money. spacex is his hobby.

[Anonymous No.9088359]

Now if we can get Trump to kick a few billion for mars to nasa. we can get the 12m its back.

[Anonymous No.9088363]

>>9088124
I wonder how many loads he blew in that.

[Anonymous No.9088514]

>>9088363
he blew up more times than his rockets.

[Anonymous No.9088909]

>>9088124
>12M ITS LAUNCHER
>12M ITS LAUNCHER
>12M ITS LAUNCHER
>12M ITS LAUNCHER
>12M ITS LAUNCHER

[Anonymous No.9088911]

>DREAM ON MARS MAN
DREAM ON MARS MAN

[Anonymous No.9088916]

who the fuck cares

this guy doesn't actually do anything for science

[Anonymous No.9088919]

>>9088916
>this guy doesn't actually do anything for science
You're the type of person that would still deny the moon landing if you were there with Neil Armstrong in the Eagle. You just tell yourself what you want to hear and stick to it regardless of reality. Kys.

[Anonymous No.9088921]

How did musk resist this phenotype?

[Anonymous No.9088925]

>>9088124
only one song is befitting for the return of our mars man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAgnJDJN4VA

[Anonymous No.9088958]

>>9088124
NICE WORK ELON
NOW HIRE JOHN CARMACK AND BRING ABOUT THE SINGULARITY!

[Anonymous No.9088967]

>>9088921
he's a regular moishe like you, except he likes them jewish

[Anonymous No.9088994]

>>9088916
In an age where state funding of science and international competition have stopped, slowing scientific progress to a crawl, people like Musk are like an oasis in a desolate desert.

[Anonymous No.9089004]

WTF makes a bitch like this worth of billionaire sperm?

Elon needs to take a page from Zuckerberg and marry a professor or a doctor or something. Not some degenerate actress.

[Anonymous No.9089022]

ah yes well done Elon, well done

now breed with another virgin starlet you howling ape of metal, squirt your semen into the sopping cunt of another 19 year old english actress you disgusting freak breed you cretinous insect

[Anonymous No.9089131]

>>9088189
>it's big money for you so it means it's not just pocket money for him
Fuck and chuck

[Anonymous No.9089153]

>>9088124
first its on, then it is off, then it is on again, and so on, how many times has this looped around now, 4, 5, 6?

Also how is him leaving his girlfriend a sign that Mars is back on again?

Was she the one stopping him? Holding him back or what?

What is your logic behind this?

[Anonymous No.9089159]

>>9089022
>now breed with another virgin starlet you howling ape of metal, squirt your semen into the sopping cunt of another 19 year old english actress you disgusting freak breed you cretinous insect
Wow!
You showed him!
Not creepy or weird at all!
Creepy!
No but seriously get yourself checked for your undiagnosed personality disorder

[Anonymous No.9089171]

>>9089159
Are you a woman?

No hymen no diamond.

[Anonymous No.9089180]

>/sci/ actually worships this IT degree scam artist

What a joke.

[Anonymous No.9089182]

>>9089171
>Are you a woman?
>women and STEM fields?
No I'm a man who found the above to be written rather odd and creepy

Although I get what your saying, she has been around, a failed marriage, not good wife material -

[Anonymous No.9089192]

>>9089182
FYI you're probably arguing with a reddit incel.

[Anonymous No.9089207]

>>9089192
>reddit
oh makes sense

[Anonymous No.9089219]

>>9088124
A lesson:
It's OK to make SEX with a Pop Celebrity.
But never MARRY with a Pop Celebrity, which will Cuck you.

[Anonymous No.9089221]

>she thought she could pull the oldest scam on America's #1 scam artist
I bet she wanted him to impregnate her but he got a vasectomy and pounded her like he was churning butter.

[Anonymous No.9089222]

A lesson:
It's OK to make SEX with a Pop Celebrity.
But never MARRY with a Pop Celebrity, because she would likely Cuck you.

[Anonymous No.9089230]

>>9089192
>>9089207
>looking down on incels

[Anonymous No.9089234]

>>9089159
*sniff sniff*
I smell reddit.

[Anonymous No.9089252]

>>9089234
then your sense of smellis shit, never been on reddit, save when someone on 4chan put a link to it and say-see what they just said but you go ahead- don't believe me, just cause I wrote something you didn't like, maybe if this was another site there be a way for you to show your displeasure, I dont know someway of I guess down voting and pushing my post to the bottom of the thread, but I don't know any website like that

:)

[Anonymous No.9089502]

>>9088921
He got to know her personality.

[Anonymous No.9089503]

>>9089022
LOL jealous much?

[Anonymous No.9089530]

>>9089004
Find a professor as hot as Heard and he probably would. Reguardless of whether you claim otherwise, at a primal level you want to blow your load in a perfect 10 with natural double Ds more than you do in a brainy girl with average looks. Its evolution nigger, Elon did it right with the hump and dump a bimbo approach.

[Anonymous No.9089538]

>>9089153
You have never had a girlfriend have you anon...

The fact that Musk was able to do as much as hes done in the past year while keeping that slut happy enough to gargle his baby gravy is nothing short of godlike.

[Anonymous No.9089563]

Ths entire thread

[Anonymous No.9089568]

This entire thread

[Anonymous No.9089569]

can't cuck the musk

[Anonymous No.9089626]

>>9089502
this. women are psychopaths

[Anonymous No.9089654]

[Anonymous No.9089691]

>>9089153
balancing a relationship and day to day life is difficult, nevermind dating a supermodel and being a CEO for like 3 different companies

[Anonymous No.9089773]

Are we really gonna make it to Mars in 2030's? I have a feeling they'll still be planning it then for like 2080's and then I'll die just before they land

[Anonymous No.9089847]

>>9088169
>Get a refund when the goods get used

[Anonymous No.9089928]

>>9089252
Back to FunnyJunk.

[Anonymous No.9089941]

Why don't we just kill off all the non-South African white people

[Anonymous No.9089967]

Musk's Wikipedia page is so elaborate it's impressive.

[Anonymous No.9090059]

>Punished Amber; betrayed by the man she loved, she lives only for revenge

[Anonymous No.9090106]

>>9090059
She loved his money. I'm sure she'll find another rich loser in no time. There's literally no point of having sympathy for beautiful women, they'll always have a better and easier life than you.

[Anonymous No.9090110]

>>9089230
>Not looking down on zeta-beta whiners

[Anonymous No.9090149]

>>9089941
Maybe because South Africans weren't smart enough to efficiently deal with their local rodents problem and are now on the verge of genocide because of their ineptitude

[Anonymous No.9090154]

>>9090106
>loser
Musk musked all of her orifices good before throwing her out.
Amber is the losing one here.

[Anonymous No.9090199]

>>9088244
>was planning the fuck and chuck from the start. Elon is married to his job and his ego. she was just a trophy, probably less important to him than the autographed iron man suit he keeps in his office.


BUT DID HE HAVE THE PHENOTYPE!?

[Anonymous No.9090537]

MUSK'D

[Anonymous No.9090853]

thot couldn't handle the musking

[Anonymous No.9090870]

>>9089502
>>9089626
This. pretty sure shes the "Angelina jolie" "lesbian cucks you" psychopath type

DON'T SPAWN WITH THIS OR MARRY IT EVER. FUCK IT FOR LAFFS, FINE. BUT YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

[Anonymous No.9091083]

>>9088124
But how do we get her into porn? I want to see her asshole gaped so badly.

[Anonymous No.9091103]

Daily reminder this is the phenotype billionaires crave.

[Anonymous No.9091179]

>>9091103
>2 hours worth of makeup
>professional photography
>hours of photoshop on top
see >>9089654

[Anonymous No.9091192]

>>9091179
Amber heard with no makeup looks 1000x better than any girl you'll ever get after being caked with pounds of make up. she has the phenotype Billionaires crave.

[Anonymous No.9092818]

>get courted by billionaire men
>never have to work a day in their lifes
man its so fucking easy being a woman

[Anonymous No.9092823]

The first time he talked to her about something serious and she started replying about shoes he knew it was doomed. He hung in there until the anal sex happened and then bailed...

[Anonymous No.9092827]

Hmm

[Anonymous No.9092860]

>>9092823
She has a nice body, but I feel like she wouldn't be that fun in bed.

[Anonymous No.9092999]

>>9092827
For those of you that live in anyplace on the planet other than the west coast (Hollywood) this means that he tapped the ass, liked it, would do it again, she wants a credit card, Tesla, etc... but is boring at dinner and doesn't know her wines (Depped again), and if the price is right and she isn't "acting" in anything would be available for said tapping....

[Anonymous No.9093025]

>>9089182
>a failed marriage
false accusations of DV, the full catastrophe.

> CLIT

Cat
Lady
In
Training

[Anonymous No.9093055]

>>9091192
>looks 1000x better
...where x=0.001
Lrn2algebra fgt pls

[Anonymous No.9093057]

>>9089530
>Its evolution nigger
no it is not, Lrn2evolution nigger

[Anonymous No.9093078]

Terrible decision.

Venturing into space requires thinking outside the box and this is something women excel at.

Space is not all about rockets and cold logic - we need to think of the people and how they feel about it.

[Anonymous No.9094582]

>>9093078
>putting emotional creatures into the most stressful environment in existence

[Anonymous No.9094664]

9092818
>man its so fucking easy being a beautiful woman

[Anonymous No.9094680]

>>9088342

Elon has not been involved with paypal for over a decade.

[Anonymous No.9094682]

>>9088916

Correct, everything he does is engineering, and pretty damn good engineering at that.

[Anonymous No.9094686]

>>9089503
>jealousy is the same as envy

anon . . .

[Anonymous No.9094705]

>>9088169
Musk truly is /ourguy/

[Anonymous No.9095282]

>>9089022
>virgin starlet
sure thang

[Anonymous No.9095341]

>>9089022

I find women disgusting and prefer studying number theory to having a QT gf

[Anonymous No.9095365]

>>9089230

You fucking kidding? Fuck Incels, what a bunch of worthless and disgusting people.


It's not enough you are a kissless virgin, but you then decide to bitch about it on the internet like anyone cares.

[Anonymous No.9096956]

>>9094680
well sure but wtf do facts have to do with reality?

[Anonymous No.9096964]

Hey do you guys think I have a shot with her?