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this is a serious question but would pushing the planet further away reduce global warming? Like couldn't we tether the planet to some outpost in space that slowly moves the orbit away from the sun at the rate linerear to global warming? Like so, we bolt a massive tether to the planet all the way into space and slowly use massive rockets to push it away from the sun slowly.

>> No.9070355

it's pretty hard (easy?) to reduce a non-existent problem

>> No.9070359

>>9070355
Good luck finding the jordanized form of global warming.

>> No.9070371

>>9070352
>this is a serious question but would pushing the planet further away reduce global warming?
Yes, but it would reduce the amount of sunlight, which would reduce plant growth and agricultural production. Probably not worth it even if it was magically feasible.

>> No.9070374

>>9070371
Could a powerful enough country tip the Earth so that their country is on the equator?

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>>9070359
>jordanized

>> No.9070391

>>9070374
You're underestimating the size of Earth.

>> No.9070399

>>9070352
Sure. We just need to breed a lot of elephants to help push the Earth.

>> No.9070401

>>9070391
So no?

>> No.9070423

>>9070401
Building a space elevator would be easier.

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>>9070352
this reminds me of that spy dogs episode with the donut meteor

>> No.9070448

>>9070352
Would sacrificing a goat make the gods less angry at us?

>> No.9070466

>>9070352
>couldn't we tether the planet to some outpost in space
You would have more chance of success by praying to Cthulu for help.

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>>9070448

No. Goats should be praised and not sacrificed.

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>>9070510
>tfw a fucking goat can grow a better looking beard than you can

>> No.9070581

Yes, you could do this but you would either need
1. a shitload of time
2. a fucking huge outpost

But it's good science.
https://www.nasa.gov/content/asteroid-grand-challenge/mitigate/gravity-tractor

>> No.9070999

>>9070352
I don't think you understand how heavy the Earth is.