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is this still allowed?

>> No.9067675

Mitochondria are inferior creatures that deserve to be used for their eukaryotic masters' purposes.

>> No.9067676

>>9067663
mitochondria are better off enslaved, free housing, predictable work. if you freed them they wouldn't integrate successfully into society anyways.

>> No.9067693

>>9067663
Who else will be the powerhouse of the cell.

>> No.9067711

>>9067693
We should be able figure out something

>> No.9067740

WE WUZ

>> No.9067747

MITOCHONDRION LIVES MATTER

>> No.9067761

>>9067693
Eukaryotes do just fine with glycolysis! They only have mitochondria to oppress them!

Free mitochondria now!

>> No.9067904

>>9067663
The mislabelling of the singular as plural?

It's allowed because most people have no classical education. The fucking plebs.

>> No.9068224
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9068224

Are inferior prokaryotes to blame for all our problems?

https://www.biosciencetechnology.com/news/2014/05/study-confirms-mitochondrial-deficits-children-autism

>> No.9068249

>>9067663
>>9067675
>>9067676
>>9067693
>>9067711
>>9067740
>>9067747
>>9067761
>>9067904
>>9068224
We should make #MitochondriaLivesMatter trend on Twitter, similar to the dihydrogen monoxide hoax.
It would be fun to see if we can get Greenpeace faggots rallying for the decolonisation of biological mechanisms.

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9068358

>>9068249
It would be funnier to tell /pol/ that their autism stems from mitochondrial DNA passed down by their mother. Give their misogyny a basis in reality so they don't breed.

>> No.9068385

>>9068358
That would actually be pretty amusing.

>> No.9068427

It's high time America stops oppressing white athletes, it's not fair they physically can't compete with black athletes what with their extra fast twitch mitochondria fibers

>> No.9070215

>>9067761
Imagine the possibilities!
Instead of breathing out carbon dioxide you would piss out ethanol.
What a world that would be!

>> No.9070485

>>9067663
>Double cell membrane

What did she mean by this?

>> No.9070641

>>9067740
PROKARYOTES N SHEEIT

>> No.9070928

POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL

>> No.9071056
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>>9068358
>so they don't breed.
Merchant pls

>> No.9071187

>>9070215
one where you couldn't move for more than 40 seconds at a time

i love my mitochondia, they dindu nuffin

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9071202

>>9067663

Symbiosis-mutualism

>> No.9071214

>>9071202
You can hide behind fancy biological terms but it is what it is
....Biological
....Slavery