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9040538 No.9040538 [Reply] [Original]

Does /sci/ enjoy a good game of chess?

>> No.9040541

>>9040538
Chess is a brainlet hobby. The only high IQ hobby is recreational mathematics.

>> No.9040549

My favorite opening (as whites)

e4 e5
f4 exf4
d4

>> No.9040551

it's a perfect representation of current race issues desu

>> No.9040558

1v1 me nerds
https://lichess.org/93KAbogU

>> No.9040567

>>9040549
you mean king's gambit?

>> No.9040569

>>9040567
Kings Gambit is not that. I said d4 for a reason.

>> No.9040575

https://lichess.org/2Mtgk3Ip

>> No.9040589

https://lichess.org/mADgc3RH

NON-BRAINLET ONLY
I WILL QUIT IF I SUSPECT YOU ARE SUB-1700

>> No.9040600

1-0

https://lichess.org/ALUMQ1mS

>> No.9040601
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9040601

I try to enjoy it but I'm always playing against Queen's gambit shitheels who almost never accept the Albin countergambit

>> No.9040603
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9040603

>>9040538
Shogi? Anyone?

>> No.9040609

>>9040601
You sound mad bro.

>> No.9040639
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9040639

>>9040589
but i'm just trying to have fun anon

>> No.9040642

2-0-0

https://lichess.org/Xo3gvwvy

>> No.9040675

>>9040642
>https://lichess.org/mADgc3RH
This one is quite good for a laugh.

I'm 4-0-0. Isn't there anyone on /sci/ that can play?

>> No.9040677

>>9040675
Woops, meant https://lichess.org/Xo3gvwvy is quite good for a laugh.

>> No.9040705

https://lichess.org/P0Prm8Le

>> No.9040707

>>9040603
Get the fuck out of here.

>> No.9040712

>>9040538
Yes but I suck at it, I never put any serious thought or study on it, just like any other board game.

>> No.9040717

>>9040712
I understand how you feel.

>> No.9040738

https://lichess.org/dYQcpHxt

2 wins 0 losses, let's make it 3-0-0

>> No.9040741

>>9040639
>playing games for fun
Brainlet detected

>> No.9040764

https://lichess.org/9ApzDqAz

>> No.9040802

Does /sci/ like Scrabble? That's a pretty fun game.

>> No.9040946
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9040946

>>9040538
>studying chess to advance beyond 1350 elo
Unless you're trying to win professional tournaments there's no reason to do this. You should try to be better than perhaps 55% of the population at chess, so that your chance of winning is marginally better than winning a coin toss. Why? For the explicit purpose of winning bets in bars.
And that's why I'm forever 1400

>> No.9040953

I used to play tournaments, but I can't stand playing chess online for some autistic reason, so I'll probably never play again as I'm autistic and don't make friends or leave the house.

>> No.9040960

i'm a nub and i just always go for halloween gambit because it's memey

any competent player kills it instantly

>> No.9040969

>>9040960
>halloween gambit
mein neger

>> No.9040972

>>9040946
must be some real raging bars you attend you mediocre faggot

>> No.9040993

>>9040972
Well, if I was good enough to win every game nobody would play me for drinks. And I don't have the strength of character to become a chess god and successfully hide my power level. So mediocrity it is.

>> No.9041058

>>9040603
I love shogi anon, its the superior chess.

>> No.9041117

https://lichess.org/G1CC9bKd

>> No.9041140

https://lichess.org/SL7E8I96

>> No.9041147

>>9041058
Pretty much any different version of chess is an improvement

>>9040993
>choosing being social and having fun over being so good no one casual will play you but not good enough to beat actual pros

>> No.9041159

>>9040538
yes.

>> No.9041161

>>9041147
Chess is hard. Training/quick games will tire you more than studying traditional academics.

>> No.9041170

https://lichess.org/C14qSTbg

>> No.9041185

I usualy play very defensive,so much in fact most of my games end in a draw.

>> No.9041199

>>9041170
fuck i didn't realize time was about to run out

>> No.9041211

>>9040549
>>9040569
that's a terrible opening. Lichess rates it -0.9 in favor of black.

>> No.9041218

https://lichess.org/TRUu1Mr2

>> No.9041246

>>9040969
it's the most anime of all openings, how could i resist?
i rarely ever get to play 4 knights games and i basically throw every one them with nxe5
>tfw no gf that partakes in fun 4 knights games with you

>> No.9041247

>>9040589
Did you won?

>> No.9041282

https://lichess.org/9HYkNJcG

>> No.9041533

>>9040946

so your goal is to be better than most of the people who don't know how to play chess

>> No.9041630

How can I get better at shorter gaymes?
I have studied opening theories, know a bit about strategy and if i play long games, sometimes I make a really thought out checkmate with some big sacrifices.
I have basically played chess for about two months, but pretty excessive. I have only played online games, in the beginning mostly 15min and 30min, now only 5 minute games.

I cant really just move a piece and be sure, that everything is protected. I have to actively check every single piece, and with a short time control I cant do that, so im stuck at around 1300 with Blitz-Chess.

Please help, it really hurts losing everytime because of some silly bullshit.

>> No.9041654

>>9041630
People who can handle complex structures are doing that on purpose, hoping to overwhelm their opponent by giving them more than they can handle. On the other hand, being willing to exchange pieces down to simpler board arrangements can get you into trouble too

>> No.9041658

>>9041282
Really enjoyed black's playstyle. Hyperaggressive throws people off.

>> No.9041661

>>9040549
>as whites
Privileged cis scum.

>> No.9041698
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9041698

https://lichess.org/pO6HjjHH8QbD

>> No.9041717

>>9041246
Check out this Damiano Gambit I just played

https://lichess.org/Xo3gvwvy

>> No.9041728

4-0-0

https://lichess.org/KYx4G7x8

>> No.9041790

i don't know how to play and there's not point in learning it since i have zero(0) friends to play with

>> No.9041882

>>9041790
You can play online

chess.com
lichess.org

>> No.9041887

>>9040538
All you need to learn is the 4 move checkmate and you'll look like a god to your peers

>> No.9041888

>look at the games played here
>games are full of brainlet blunders

>> No.9041915

>>9041888
>implying people who are actually good at chess go on /sci/
they've got games to study

>> No.9041952

>>9041887
that actually rarely works even against people who don't play chess for me

backranking always gets people though.

>> No.9042045

5-0-0

Can anyone stop me?

https://lichess.org/NN7MecaU

>> No.9042147

https://lichess.org/nKEjOIJV

if anyone wants to play

>> No.9042276

I want to play but I'm shit at chess.

>> No.9042277

https://lichess.org/jImArDih
tfw no one plays me ever

>> No.9042303

Just figured out how to make a game.

https://lichess.org/zerkqbSq
please join

>> No.9042392

>>9040538
https://lichess.org/SSvXWFGi please /sci/

>> No.9042403
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9042403

Who here go?

>> No.9042410

>>9042403
I don't know how to play.

>> No.9042411
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9042411

My favorite opening as whites.

>> No.9042415

>>9042392
You in a game yet?

>> No.9042417

make a game I'll rek u

>> No.9042441

>>9042410
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qC3OqLNz6rY

>> No.9042491

>>9042441
>18 minutes
>18
>minutes
too long; didn't watch

>> No.9042886

https://lichess.org/x8YUaKzI

5min game

>> No.9042889

>>9040538
Isn't chess just memorising a fuck ton of possible moves and countering them with a fuck ton of possible counters? Chess has been pretty much figured out, we need a new game.

>> No.9042891

>>9042491
You want to play an Chinese game I'm certain you know nothing about that has been around for more than 2500 years and think you can play by watching a 2 minute video? Lmao

>> No.9042894

Sorry the game has been done to shit i have no interest in it.

>> No.9042966

>>9040538
xiang qi forever. simpler than international chess, faster, more playful, and yet not trivial.