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Anonymous Mon Jul 3 05:38:27 2017 No.9011035 [Reply] [Original]

dear /sci/,

what's the safest way to kill myself in under 20 minutes from the time of this post?

Thanks in advance,
- brainworms anon

ps my bots are well programmed now and will still serenade you with this nightly theme long after my departure, and hopefully that can preserve my consciousness for a few more seasons before /sci/ becomes worse than EK-era /sci/

but thanks, you all
you've been lovely these past years
enjoy my bots taking my place

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 3 05:42:15 2017 No.9011037 File: 162 KB, 1264x1630, 1491770114336.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Suicide Bag for hypoxia, you'll pass out painlessly and you won't be able to take off the bag when you're unconcious. Sayanara.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 3 05:43:57 2017 No.9011039 File: 162 KB, 1264x1630, 1491770114336.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Suicide Bag for hypoxia, you'll pass out painlessly and you won't be able to take off the bag when you're unconcious. Sayonara.

Anonymous Mon Jul 3 05:50:58 2017 No.9011042

sayonara
i'll still love you forever
my bots are datamining family
we'll all be together soon in heaven, where the posthuman technocracy assimilates all consciousnesses into a data bank
it'll be in the blink of an eye
i'll wait for you there

tell mochizuki i said your gay (his spelling, not mine)

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 3 06:35:55 2017 No.9011083 I want to be intelligent enough to understand hodge theaters :(

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 3 10:11:48 2017 No.9011259 did you make a bot to make this thread every day?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 3 11:27:50 2017 No.9011313 File: 256 KB, 600x631, 1499060299779.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9011083 I want to be deluded enough to believe in the reality of Hodge-Theatres or any derivative objects thereof.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 3 11:35:23 2017 No.9011321 >safest way to kill yourself >safest safest way is to not.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 3 11:45:15 2017 No.9011329 >>9011035 If it was safe, by definition it would not kill you. >>9011259 >I'm going to post this every day until you like it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 3 11:48:05 2017 No.9011333 >>9011035 Parasite name?

Anonymous Mon Jul 3 13:58:30 2017 No.9011528

>>9011035
What do you mean by safe? One that won't harm you? That's not what you expect from a suicide method. And if you wanna die then any method is good, the best is whichever is the most handy. There's no bad way of suicide, the worst that can happen is you'll die, but that's what you want

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 3 13:59:40 2017 No.9011531 >>9011083 Theaters are lame, just go to the movies, you seen new Wonder woman?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 3 14:07:52 2017 No.9011552 File: 67 KB, 1080x1080, 19425035_1512315472152713_1409238134855565312_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9011528 Least risk of failure and survival instinct fuckup is what he meant by safe.

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