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I had this zit at the base of my dick earlier in the week from shaving, but now there's this big gross looking scab there and this girl wants to have sex tomorrow. HHHHEEEELLLLPPPP. It looks like I have some kind of STI.

Scientifically, how do I make it look presentable in under 24 hours? Using science.

>> No.8955761

Neosporin

>> No.8955763

>>8955759
Bleach

>> No.8955764

Ya your dick generally heals pretty fast but something like Vaseline can prob help. Also she is probably already loaded with STIs I wouldn't worry about it.

>> No.8955767

Women are disgusting they've polished by knob when it had full blown pimples on it I wouldn't worry about it too much.

>> No.8955802

>>8955759
Turn out the lights, dipshit.

>> No.8955810

>>8955759
>same fagging so hard i see you in a different thread

>> No.8955816

>>8955759
>same fagging so hard i see you in a different board /adv/