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Is it better to kill yourself than do the 11 paragraph essay about Nicaragua and Lebanon you haven't started and is due two days from now at 12:00PM? Not to mention the Language final that is due that day at 12:00am and you havent prepared for. And to add to that, an english 5 paragraph essay and of course, another 5 paragraph essay on something else.


why does english studies exist lmaooo

>> No.8955101

>>8955096
why cant i just do math and science instead of this bullshit liberal arts fuckery

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>>8955096
>11 paragraph
that's like 6-8 pages at most
the fivers will probably 3 or so
small time fuckboy
you should have not dicked around like a shit eating retard
I hope you suffer now, so that you may learn that work comes before play

>> No.8955195
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8955195

An "11 paragraph paper" should only take 4-5 hours of solid typing.

Those back to back essays could easily be done in another 4-5 hours.

Then you have a day and a half to study for the language final, which should be easy as shit.


>implying an autistic brainlet such as yourself has the willpower to get off of 4pleb for so long

>> No.8955264

>>8955195
He probably needs an additional 2-3 hours to collect and organize sources for his black and brown people paper. And maybe an hour or two for the other paper.

>> No.8955286

>>8955264
Either way, gives him at least a day.

OP this isn't even as bad as undergrad gets...but Godspeed anon

>> No.8955287

>>8955096
>Nicaragua and Lebanon

What the fuck are you studying?

>> No.8955341

>>8955096
nice science and maths thread, fucking eggplant

>> No.8955401

>>8955096
>he wants to be a wagecuck and not a business owner

You are in the wrong type of school, goy.

>> No.8955402

>>8955096
What the fuck does this have to do with science you stupid faggot

>> No.8955441

>>8955096
>21 paragraphs in two days
That should be easy. And only brainlets have to study.

>> No.8955447

>11 paragraphs
>2 days
i've written five page papers that got me A grades in less than an hour

learn to bullshit

>> No.8955489

>>8955096
The 5 paragraph essays can be completed within 2 hours
Just start now, and don't stop. I'd recommend getting the 5 paragraph essays out of the way by today, then continue hacking at the 11 paragraph one for the remainder of your time