/sci/ meme thread

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/sci/ meme thread Anonymous Tue May 9 10:25:08 2017 No.8896258 [Reply] [Original]

Post your best ones

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 10:25:50 2017 No.8896260 File: 81 KB, 750x815, IMG_7096.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 10:28:44 2017 No.8896268 >>8896260 Those videos are actually rather good though.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 10:32:08 2017 No.8896271 File: 88 KB, 1044x520, 1488176998371.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 10:39:32 2017 No.8896280 >>8896271 i dun get it i;m dum sum(n, n= 1... infty) approaches infinity doesn't it

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 10:42:57 2017 No.8896283 File: 1016 KB, 800x2000, math_maymay.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8896280 Lurk more faggot

Anonymous Tue May 9 10:57:17 2017 No.8896309
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>>8896271
Engineering students in my uni don't complain about math. That must be a shitty school for engineering. I do know that there are some bad school for engineering.

I get triggered when you guys rip on engineering students. :( I'm minoring in math, and if I could do it all over again, I would study math all the way up to the PhD level.

Anonymous Tue May 9 11:02:27 2017 No.8896320
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>>8896309
Another meme. When I first saw it, I only understood up to the third panel. Also, whoever made this forgot to multiply by the identity matrix in the left hand side of the 2nd panel.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 11:03:59 2017 No.8896322 File: 55 KB, 1242x577, 1490131287238.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 12:55:02 2017 No.8896583 File: 32 KB, 544x533, 1489087192799.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:17:08 2017 No.8896793 >>8896322 idc if this is a shit thread I'm bumping cause this pic was fucking gold

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:18:12 2017 No.8896795 >>8896258 What is the devil tail thingy symbol in math?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:21:41 2017 No.8896804 >>8896795 Gamma / The Euler Macaroni constant

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:21:41 2017 No.8896805 >>8896795 It's the greek letter zeta.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:26:45 2017 No.8896813 >>8896266 this is the best one here

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:27:15 2017 No.8896814 File: 191 KB, 808x500, Screen Shot 2017-04-27 at 2.00.11 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8896258

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:28:56 2017 No.8896819 >>8896814 >the scientific paper that started cuckoldry

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:29:04 2017 No.8896822 >>8896583 explain?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:30:34 2017 No.8896827 File: 64 KB, 492x828, barber.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8896258

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:31:39 2017 No.8896831 >>8896822 e^xdx=e^x

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:43:35 2017 No.8896853 >>8896814 >hiring a man to rape your wife while you're away so that you can comfort her and conquer her love again DEVILISH

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:45:26 2017 No.8896857 File: 297 KB, 1694x604, sci loneliness.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 15:16:35 2017 No.8896932 >>8896271 lost

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 15:22:07 2017 No.8896942 >>8896819 I know this is a joke, but it does not describe cuckoldry, and cuckoldry probably a very old fetish (there are some texts from the middle ages describing it IIRC)

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 15:24:03 2017 No.8896946 File: 292 KB, 1060x385, wild.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 15:25:33 2017 No.8896950 >>8896942 It's a very old fetish. I suppose it could be cucking if you have a broad definition of it, the rapist being an especially dominant and sadistic bull.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 15:31:11 2017 No.8896961 File: 22 KB, 571x553, 1488953541504.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 15:31:42 2017 No.8896964 File: 375 KB, 572x464, 65465.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8896271 Everytime

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 15:37:48 2017 No.8896971 File: 744 KB, 1299x872, numberpedo2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8896949

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 15:43:42 2017 No.8896984 >>8896961 >The number is false Killing me

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 17:23:31 2017 No.8897220 >>8896260 get out with this undergrad shit

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 17:37:48 2017 No.8897242 [math] f(x) = \sum_{i=1}^{f(x)} {x+f(y)} [/math]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 17:47:05 2017 No.8897260 >>8897242 f(x) = f(y)/(1-x) f(y) = f(0)

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 18:01:06 2017 No.8897290 >>8896949 >length of the video is 8:40 >840/2 = 420 Nice

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 20:35:42 2017 No.8897612 >>8896857 >study >no social life

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 20:59:10 2017 No.8897657 >>8896822 [d/dx] * e^x = e^x just like [d/dx] * x^2 = 2x

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 20:59:15 2017 No.8897658 File: 104 KB, 948x421, 1473977653474.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 21:20:21 2017 No.8897713 >>8896857 >tfw my post was included in the screencap

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 22:56:05 2017 No.8897909 File: 145 KB, 300x375, read stock.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8897713 Mine too! :D part of 4chan history

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:44:04 2017 No.8897987 >>8896280 It's divergent, yes. The result of -1/12 comes from the analytical continuation of the zeta function

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:56:35 2017 No.8898016 >>8896271 really lost

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 00:21:24 2017 No.8898047 File: 11 KB, 313x188, Better known for other work.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 00:31:27 2017 No.8898055 >>8898047 Fuck. That took me a second.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 00:37:38 2017 No.8898061 File: 40 KB, 600x600, E TU.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8896971 >my favorite letters >7,023 videos

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 00:57:16 2017 No.8898087 >>8896857 >study electronic engineering >can't polarize her heart

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 01:20:43 2017 No.8898112 >>8896260 What is this saying? That you enjoy math so much you stay up all night learning? Shit meme.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 01:30:13 2017 No.8898129 >>8896857 Ayy multiple of my posts included

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 02:03:56 2017 No.8898170 File: 93 KB, 942x739, 1492465775271.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8896961

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 03:34:50 2017 No.8898301 >>8897658 >without five i couldn't even count to six every fucking time

Anonymous Wed May 10 04:26:25 2017 No.8898367
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>>8898112
It's obviously an edit of an existing meme in which the punchline is that the poster stays up all night watching crap. In this case the joke is the subversion of the expected punchline. Pic also related.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 04:52:30 2017 No.8898394 >>8896322 Best in the thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 04:54:03 2017 No.8898396 File: 38 KB, 736x256, 1486064311348.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 04:56:24 2017 No.8898400 >>8896583 Top Kek >>8896822 Take a Calc Class, brainlet

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 07:40:05 2017 No.8898623 File: 21 KB, 865x365, qecque.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 08:17:43 2017 No.8898682 >>8898367 I can only wish my ex was this comprehensive >HURR YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO TALK TO ME

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 08:30:16 2017 No.8898690 File: 126 KB, 900x920, 1490292642951.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 11:51:18 2017 No.8898929 >>8896320 In linear algebra by Shilov, the first definition of the determinant is the last one

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 13:58:06 2017 No.8899158 >>8896258 but the latter is euler mascheroni constant

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 14:06:09 2017 No.8899174 >>8896804 >The Euler Macaroni constant underrated post

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 14:10:09 2017 No.8899181 File: 933 KB, 240x135, 1418099852879.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] when 2 identical fermions attempt to occupy the same quantum state

Anonymous Wed May 10 14:11:44 2017 No.8899184

>>8899158
The joke is some textbooks call the Euler Macaroni constant simply the Euler constant.

For an example, go to Tom Apostol's Introduction to Analytic Number Theory, chapter 3. It is right at the introduction when he talks about some important limits you need to know and shit. As that book is read mainly by people who just got out of calculus/analysis and know Euler's constant as 'e' it is a pretty rough mindfuck when you see his definition of the Euler constant (+macaroni) and then go "Oh, I never knew this identity for e. So crazy" but then you think for two extra seconds and realize something is wrong.

Number theorists were a mistake.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 14:14:52 2017 No.8899193 >>8896322 Kek

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 14:16:40 2017 No.8899195 >>8897658 Honestly my favourite meme, real tears everytime

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 14:30:31 2017 No.8899209 Anyone have the screencap of some old organic chemistry paper that includes smoking a cigarette in the protocol? For the purpose of heightening the researcher's ability to detect hydrogen sulfide or something.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 16:19:49 2017 No.8899404 >>8899181 lel

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 16:25:39 2017 No.8899418 >>8896322 Accurate

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 16:35:17 2017 No.8899446 >>8896583 Holy shit! Is that Kakyoin on the right?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 17:47:41 2017 No.8899599 >>8897290 >>Published on 20th April >>420 Nice

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:37:15 2017 No.8899675 >>8896822 wtf nigga have you been to fucking high school?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 18:40:04 2017 No.8899681 >>8896971 >russell_and_whitehead.mp4

Anonymous Wed May 10 19:16:21 2017 No.8899778
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>>8896827
>mfw spent the entire summer translating equations into latex from open source quantum mechanics lectures
>mfw that Goddamn equation for psi shows up again when I thought I could avoid it forever and live happily

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>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 20:48:13 2017 No.8899978 >>8898047 Boom.

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>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 20:52:45 2017 No.8899986 File: 76 KB, 438x422, dimensional_analysis.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 20:55:50 2017 No.8899992 File: 216 KB, 1465x546, 1479330790279.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 21:01:24 2017 No.8900010 File: 31 KB, 433x419, 1426706538346.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8899992 Lost

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 21:09:58 2017 No.8900028 >>8899992 Saving 1/2 a life, or saving 1/12 of a life.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 21:13:50 2017 No.8900034 >>8897658 literally I just pee'd myself

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 21:15:13 2017 No.8900037 File: 89 KB, 1331x398, 1479393199560.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 21:15:46 2017 No.8900039 File: 366 KB, 890x343, 1493845357107.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8896258

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 21:20:11 2017 No.8900055 File: 100 KB, 720x257, 20170510_093817.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 21:22:11 2017 No.8900058 >>8897713 Mine too. I've never been included in a screencap before. Surprised someone made that.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 21:24:55 2017 No.8900062 File: 94 KB, 540x1080, 1479557510086.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 21:28:44 2017 No.8900071 >>8900037 Is this real

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 21:30:24 2017 No.8900074 File: 381 KB, 3264x2448, brainletsBTFO2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8900039 >Not including the other one I got you senpai

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 21:33:09 2017 No.8900082 >>8900071 It appears to be. I don't understand how something like this could actually get published though. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8137688

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 21:35:39 2017 No.8900083 >>8897658 >>he writes 5 on a piece of paper kek this got me

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 21:40:58 2017 No.8900096 >>8900082 https://fliptomato.wordpress.com/2007/03/19/medical-researcher-discovers-integration-gets-75-citations/ this was a link in the comment section

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 21:43:17 2017 No.8900102 >>8898396 I really wanted this to be real but I can find no sources

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 21:49:01 2017 No.8900118 >>8900102 I mean, it's almost something I can imagine him doing, but there's no way he'd actually have said he "pulled some serious pussy with this shit".

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 22:05:50 2017 No.8900165 File: 10 KB, 347x145, 1489069335242.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8898170 And I thought this was bad

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 22:10:37 2017 No.8900171 File: 55 KB, 504x720, 1482973031248.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8900039 >>8900074 Fucking jesus

Anonymous Wed May 10 22:22:08 2017 No.8900209
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>>8900071
>>8900082
>>8900096
Here's a pdf of the article if any of you brainlets want to try to decipher it elegant presentation deserving of a fields medal

https://math.berkeley.edu/~ehallman/math1B/TaisMethod.pdf

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 23:11:19 2017 No.8900341 >>8899992 moving to the upper track would cause the train to derail and kill no one.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 16:27:29 2017 No.8902073 >>8900209 but why triangles?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 16:33:37 2017 No.8902083 >>8898397 kek

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 16:39:37 2017 No.8902099 >>8896322 lost HARD

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 18:01:41 2017 No.8902285 File: 48 KB, 312x247, 1391464081029.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8900209

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 18:02:19 2017 No.8902289 >>8896258 >[math]-\ln\,n \,+\, \sum_{k \,=\, 1}^n \frac1k[/math] For what purpose?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 18:08:40 2017 No.8902306 >>8899992 omg brilliant

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 19:23:56 2017 No.8902492 File: 15 KB, 290x218, yawn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8900165 Someone find the fractal dimension of that recursion quick 5 mins then you're in

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 21:34:18 2017 No.8902800 >>8896857 me being included in this screencap was probably a more significant achievement than my bachelor's degree

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 21:36:27 2017 No.8902810 >>8902800 You haven't made a mark on this world until a post you made is included in someone's screencap of a 4chan thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 22:37:32 2017 No.8902946 >>8896309 tfw 4.0 civil engineer :( I must be too smart for this basic shit

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 22:39:43 2017 No.8902949 >>8896814 isn't this what shotguns were created for? to catch that rapist and blow his ass away?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 22:46:33 2017 No.8902955 File: 801 KB, 525x1710, try_for_a_5th.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8900171 Get on the math level senpai

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 23:03:56 2017 No.8902998 File: 856 KB, 937x912, 1483013611849.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8902955 don't tell me what to do

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 23:22:10 2017 No.8903042 File: 216 KB, 1456x546, A Series of Unfortunate Events.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8899992 >not naming the file

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 23:31:58 2017 No.8903075 File: 726 KB, 934x1096, 1494558236031.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8902998

>>	Anonymous Fri May 12 00:31:06 2017 No.8903163 File: 54 KB, 241x235, chen_rape_face.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8903075 Holy kek

>>	Anonymous Fri May 12 00:39:18 2017 No.8903176 >>8900028 Actually its the same either way since: 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 +.... is the same as 1 + (1 + 1) + (1 + 1 + 1) + ( 1 + 1 + 1 + 1)+... If you multi track drift you actually save an entire life.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 12 01:00:59 2017 No.8903221 >>8896971 related youtube https://youtu.be/FEiYxUOL4-I

>>	Anonymous Fri May 12 01:02:07 2017 No.8903225 File: 1.88 MB, 320x207, tvcatexercisefail.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8902998 >>8903075 stop shaving your balls and you will get it senpai desu

>>	Anonymous Fri May 12 02:28:28 2017 No.8903394 >>8896280 I literally cannot tell anymore if bait or newfag.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 12 03:04:25 2017 No.8903440 >>8899992 Should do one where the top rail has 1+1/2+1/3+1/4+... people

>>	Anonymous Fri May 12 04:40:41 2017 No.8903497 >>8896949 The attention to detail is very impressive >>8899992 Oh god

>>	Anonymous Fri May 12 08:39:33 2017 No.8903710 >>8902289 The sum of all 1/k tend to be very similar to ln (n), but with a difference of a constant

>>	Anonymous Fri May 12 09:02:50 2017 No.8903725 File: 112 KB, 446x2144, d4c41c103c646cc3dfeb76df651f5df198bb0b1fabef6e916f5c6812a5690a64_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ifunny

>>	Anonymous Fri May 12 09:08:08 2017 No.8903728 File: 60 KB, 1024x768, F-15.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8896971 >numberpedo

>>	Anonymous Fri May 12 10:55:40 2017 No.8903914 >>8902810 no you havent made a mark on this world until your post is screencapped and posted on a 4chan thread

>>	Anonymous Fri May 12 11:39:39 2017 No.8903992 File: 4 KB, 682x261, 1000h in ms pain.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8902073 What else?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 12 11:40:52 2017 No.8903994 >>8902289 Because the harmonic numbers increase like the natural logarithm

>>	Anonymous Fri May 12 11:43:31 2017 No.8903999 >>8899184 it ought to be called just euler constant. e is napier's constant

>>	Anonymous Fri May 12 12:24:54 2017 No.8904076 >>8903176 Kek

>>	Anonymous Fri May 12 14:40:53 2017 No.8904352 >>8897658 died laughing

>>	Anonymous Fri May 12 14:58:03 2017 No.8904382 >>8900037 I don't get it, can someone explain?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 12 15:05:11 2017 No.8904388 >>8904382 a med scholar rediscovered the over 300 year old trapezoidal rule and was able to publish it. Showing nobody in the fucking field knows the least bit of calculus. On top of it, she fucking called it Tai's method, after herself.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 12 15:42:44 2017 No.8904468 >>8904382 >>8904388 >Showing nobody in the fucking field knows the least bit of calculus. Actually, it became a kind of a running gag in medical papers to cite the paper whenever integrating over a function. The paper got 150 citations now

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 00:47:46 2017 No.8905530 >>8899943 who the fuck are abott and bartle

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 01:04:24 2017 No.8905556 >>8896961 I have been laughing at this for the past five minutes it's too good

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 01:21:30 2017 No.8905583 >>8900037 >>8904388 Doctors are fucking idiots this should be funny but it only fills me with rage

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 01:27:12 2017 No.8905586 >university makes you use power series to do anything with trig, no calculators allowed.

Anonymous Sat May 13 01:31:53 2017 No.8905594

>>8904382
The biologist rediscovered the trapezoid rule and tried to name it after herself. One of my favorite bits is that, in response to criticism, she said they were not the same because she finds the area of a right triangle and a rectangle, not a trapezoid.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 01:39:25 2017 No.8905608 File: 59 KB, 655x527, 1462912847213.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8905594 >finds the area of a right triangle and a rectangle, not a trapezoid jesus fucking christ even high schoolers in AP calc can recognize those two being the same

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 09:51:58 2017 No.8906152 >>8899943 I liked larson

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 11:03:37 2017 No.8906309 >>8896260 Anyone here go to UNSW?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 11:24:10 2017 No.8906334 >>8896260 Residue Theorem is one of my favorites in all of math. This would be easy to do.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 11:31:59 2017 No.8906340 File: 328 KB, 1353x976, multitrackdrifting.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8899992

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 12:07:31 2017 No.8906382 >>8896857 >i-im in a screencap i gotta leave this place

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Anonymous Sat May 13 12:58:42 2017 No.8906475
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>>8905530
>who the fuck are abott and bartle
>abbott
https://www.springer.com/us/book/9781493927111
>bartle
http://www.wiley.com/WileyCDA/WileyTitle/productCd-EHEP001963.html

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 13:03:18 2017 No.8906483 >>8896266 Does the Banach-Tarski theorem imply that you can construct an infinite number of identical objects from one?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 13:12:43 2017 No.8906498 >>8896320 Was goona say that the last one looks very familiar. >>8898929 Got it.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 13:15:57 2017 No.8906503 >>8903176 kekd

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 13:25:38 2017 No.8906520 >>8906483 careful with the word objects, but yes

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 19:43:12 2017 No.8907284 File: 22 KB, 588x263, 13621007_159265777826158_1559449939612281928_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We need to meme Grothendieck into popular culture. Share your rare Grothendiecks

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 20:39:57 2017 No.8907392 >>8903042 nice

Anonymous Sat May 13 23:01:07 2017 No.8907733

>>8896942
texts from the middle ages aren't discussing the "cuckoldry fetish" you imbecile. they are using the word cuckold literally, which literally means only that your wife is cheating on you. it has nothing to do with watching. you can check this in any dictionary. the watching thing is a specific usage invented by pornography

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 07:02:04 2017 No.8908488 >>8906334 residue theorem is now my favorite theorem as well too bad i'm majoring in philosophy

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 13:38:55 2017 No.8909174 >>8908488 Feels bad man. PS: I'm the same.

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>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:25:35 2017 No.8909294 >>8896271 KEK

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Anonymous Sun May 14 14:36:22 2017 No.8909327
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>>8909274

Hahaha. This semester I did a lab to measure the efficiency of a distillation column. It involved a 5 hour distillation where I had to take samples at every 30 minutes. I used gas chromotography to measure the composition if the distillate and bottoms liquid.

While using the machine, it concluded the analysis, and I was saving everything. At that very moment, the lights went out. I was scared that I would have lost my data. Luckily, the file saved.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 14:41:02 2017 No.8909342 >>8909297 Savage

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 15:47:46 2017 No.8909591 >>8909274 Fuckers researching unstable substances are madmen. They have balls the size of our sun.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 17:12:41 2017 No.8909832 >>8900037 This has to be a joke Please tell me it's a joke

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 18:21:15 2017 No.8909989 File: 1.63 MB, 360x270, 1456181012012.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8909274 holy kek Evans the mad cunt

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 18:35:53 2017 No.8910028 >>8909989 I remember our prof at anorg reading and commenting Streng's FOOF paper. He blew himself up on first try, so he tried it again.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 18:44:58 2017 No.8910059 >>8896961 >false every. single. time.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 18:48:21 2017 No.8910074 >>8896971 these are so good.

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>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 18:53:58 2017 No.8910091 >>8899181 pls anon just name the gif thank you.

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>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 19:04:32 2017 No.8910125 >>8903176 holy shit wow

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 19:12:21 2017 No.8910143 >>8896857 holy shit these are hilarious

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 19:17:03 2017 No.8910151 >>8909297 [holy shit] (holy shit) {holy shit}

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 19:35:39 2017 No.8910192 File: 41 KB, 283x352, 1445610050322.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8896583 >mfw studying for calc I final and see this

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>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 20:24:47 2017 No.8910265 >>8903225 All feline must be gassed

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 20:34:06 2017 No.8910282 >>8896583 lame

>>	Anonymous Sun May 14 21:31:03 2017 No.8910364 >>8896280 take calc plz, then come back

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>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 03:58:09 2017 No.8911098 this thread is reddit

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 06:17:50 2017 No.8911224 >>8902946 >Civil engineer Nah, I wouldn't worry

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 07:06:21 2017 No.8911280 >>8909297 T..This isn't true, is it guys?

Anonymous Mon May 15 07:12:13 2017 No.8911288

>>8911280
Of course it is. It is america, the only place in the world where for-profit private universities are regarded as better than the public ones.

It is a fucked up system because when you have private companies acting as universities, like Harvard, you act like a business. Which means that you optimize for money and you let everything else go fuck itself. Money money money, that is what a business cares about.

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>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 07:20:23 2017 No.8911299 >>8911288 Fucking commie detected

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 07:36:13 2017 No.8911307 >>8900171 This must be exactly how they write engineering textbooks. Can't let the plebs realize 90% of what we do is basically arithmetic.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 07:56:51 2017 No.8911321 File: 461 KB, 480x310, 1494845681114.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] primes lmao

Anonymous Mon May 15 08:58:36 2017 No.8911388

>>8909290
this, pretty much, for anything non-science with few exceptions

>be me, spanish
>studying in UK
>very popular course at my uni is modern languages
>fourth (4th) year student of Spanish/French asks me to correct her 300 word essay (note you need previous studies in languages at high school to be able to study this)
>literally primary school tier grammar
>can't speak fluidly in any of the languages she studies
>she is on a high 2:1-First (in 3.5-4 gpa tier for burgers)

Her degree is going to be just as employable as my pure math degree, kms

also inb4 she was trying to fuck you, i know she is, but she is an ugly fatty

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 09:38:38 2017 No.8911462 >>8896814 I'm gonna need a reference for this paper.

Anonymous Mon May 15 11:19:23 2017 No.8911620

[math]\frac{24 + \frac{297-180\sqrt{2}}{92-36\sqrt{2}} \cdot \left ( 1+\frac{8-3\sqrt{2}}{\sqrt{118-48\sqrt{2}-6}} \right )}{32 + \frac{297-180\sqrt{2}}{92-36\sqrt{2}} \cdot \left ( 1 + \frac{6}{(8-3\sqrt{2})\cdot (\sqrt{1+\frac{18}{41-24\sqrt{2}}}-1)} \right )}[/math]
This isn't some physics equation, it's the equation for the width:height ratio of the Nepalese flag.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 12:54:05 2017 No.8911843 >>8911620 What the fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 13:46:53 2017 No.8911938 >>8896827 This destroyed my sides

Anonymous Mon May 15 14:01:46 2017 No.8911978

>>8911843
>>8911620
>According to the stated geometric construction >law, the circumscribing rectangle has an >irrational ratio of:
>...
>and arises from the addition of the blue border >after construction of the red field. The >bounding rectangle of the red field alone has >the rational aspect ratio 3:4 (=1:1.333…).

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 14:09:12 2017 No.8911993 >>8911978 oh I'm retard

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 14:21:12 2017 No.8912018 >>8910391 haha that's a good one, LOL

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 14:25:19 2017 No.8912029 >>8909293 top kek. saved.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 14:27:46 2017 No.8912033 >>8911620 First, that is not an equation. That is a "number". Second, if the Nepalese flag width to height ratio is an irrational number then I must assume, the Nepalese flag does not exist.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 14:29:14 2017 No.8912036 >>8909268 my fucking god

Anonymous Mon May 15 14:45:01 2017 No.8912055

>>8912033
>Second, if the Nepalese flag width to height ratio is an irrational number then I must assume, the Nepalese flag does not exist.
>Second, if perimeter of a circle with radius 1 is an irrational number then I must assume, the circle does not exist

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 15:06:41 2017 No.8912092 >>8912033 >rotate unit square by an eighth of a turn >width and height are sqrt2 >now square does not exist shoo shoo wildburger shill

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>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 17:10:06 2017 No.8912369 >>8912033 dubs speaks truth

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 17:14:46 2017 No.8912380 >>8896271 I feel like this holds engineers in a bad light

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 17:32:57 2017 No.8912430 >>8912380 Engineers are either falling for the STEM meme or actually attempting to learn applied science. The ratio of "engineers" to engineers is approximately 6:3.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 17:34:19 2017 No.8912437 >>8896271 Why are you learning about this in college? This is year 12 maths, like the easiest part of our maths modules consist of these.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 17:54:57 2017 No.8912490 >>8900062 At last, someone who agrees that these kind of "iq" problems are plain stupid. There are a million possible functions and and another million solutions

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:08:33 2017 No.8912539 >>8897658 this is the best meme this garbage palace has produced

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:35:08 2017 No.8912591 File: 16 KB, 185x243, 1408152981076.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8896949 >>8896971 Actually crying out of laughter. My favorite is the guy with hundreds of Klein bottles in his cellar.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 18:47:29 2017 No.8912614 >>8912055 Exactly. Where would one find a perfect circle object in nature? Everything is made out of particles

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:07:43 2017 No.8912687 File: 317 KB, 1876x1178, klein.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8912591

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:10:16 2017 No.8912697 >>8912614 >Everything is made out of particles by that argument, rectangles dont exist either

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 19:17:54 2017 No.8912722 File: 66 KB, 399x382, 1488150477576.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8912687 >the joke is that everything in the greentext is true Only thing missing is the Klein bottle hat.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 22:44:59 2017 No.8913246 >>8912697 No, you can make a rectangle out of particles, just not circles, which have infinite sides >>8912687 You missed >spasms and jumps around >goes off on a tangent about science >mumbles incoherently

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 23:41:41 2017 No.8913345 >>8896949 >YELLOWED.COM heh

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 23:45:14 2017 No.8913354 >>8899181 >saved as Pauli_exclusion_principle.gif

>>	Anonymous Mon May 15 23:50:28 2017 No.8913368 >>8896271 Very rarely do I laugh like that made me

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 00:09:57 2017 No.8913400 >>8911462 Moral judgments, emotions and the utilitarian brain Jorge Moll and Ricardo de Oliveira-Souza Cognitive and Behavioral Neuroscience Unit, LABS-D’Or Hospital Network, Rio de Janeiro, RJ 22281-080, Brazil

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 02:22:10 2017 No.8913580 >>8913246 >make a rectangle out of particles how do you plan on guaranteeing all the particles will be in the same plane?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 02:53:12 2017 No.8913620 >>8899986 xkcd is babby funny

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 03:09:46 2017 No.8913634 File: 2.16 MB, 4160x2340, IMG_20170516_080639894.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Found this on my campus. Someone seems to have been disturbed by Calc 1 quite badly

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 03:15:26 2017 No.8913637 >>8896283 I thought that we defined infinite sets as sets where if you remove any finite number of elements that set will never become empty

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 03:28:58 2017 No.8913650 >>8903992 Because rectangles are just as good as you approach dx->0

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 03:32:20 2017 No.8913656 triple integrals are my fav meme

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 04:53:38 2017 No.8913758 >>8913620 >X is too popular, I hate it!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 05:17:37 2017 No.8913775 >>8909270 Geek?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 05:18:30 2017 No.8913776 >>8904388 Doctors are very weak with chemistry too. It cracks me up.

>>	Geometric Unity Tue May 16 05:20:54 2017 No.8913779 File: 31 KB, 470x204, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8896258 >tfw implying flawless psychological interpolation

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 05:22:05 2017 No.8913780 >>8896857 kek i was the IUTeich one and i think the ring theory divorce one

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 07:31:26 2017 No.8913939 >>8912033 how does it feel to have an IQ of 75? Asking for a friend.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 07:32:28 2017 No.8913941 >>8913246 >circles >which have infinite sides No, anon. It is I who no longer has sides.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 07:44:39 2017 No.8913968 >>8896857 Explain the group and ring theory ones?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 07:48:09 2017 No.8913976 >>8913939 >>8912033 I am that friend. Let me just rephrase the question. I am doing a study on individuals who frequent the internet while carrying an extra chromosome. Could I do an interview with you?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 10:16:57 2017 No.8914259 >>8912206 But that is wrong by definition. Might as well claim that 0.5 is not 1/2.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 10:33:43 2017 No.8914276 File: 7 KB, 251x201, download (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8900062 my fucking sides

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 12:14:25 2017 No.8914455 >>8913580 Its not probable in any sense, but it is possible which is what matters >>8913941 Bruh even archimedes figured it out

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 15:32:03 2017 No.8914869 File: 51 KB, 244x274, gg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8900118 >>8900102 >>8898396 http://www.roberttwigger.com/journal/2010/9/16/richard-feynmans-pick-up-technique.html >mfw Feynman was an incel turned redpiller

Anonymous Tue May 16 16:02:41 2017 No.8914988

>>8909297
Pretty depressing read. Unfortunately it's all true. In graduate school, I taught a precalculus class in which many of the students could indeed "look you in the eye and still have no idea what you're talking about" (this was at a very well-regarded public university). I had many exchanges like this

Me: Here's the definition of a logarithm *gives definition*. Does this make sense?

Student: Yes

Me: What's log(1000)?

Student: *confused silence*

Me: What's the definition of a logarithm?

Student: *confused silence*

It really makes you wonder about the quality of the other classes they're taking. After a while, I started to feel sorry for them, because the world must be such a bewildering place for them. Then again, are the resources of a university best used teaching people material that they should have learned in high school?

Anonymous Tue May 16 17:00:29 2017 No.8915173

>>8914988
>"look you in the eye and still have no idea what you're talking about"
isn't this the whole point of going to university?
only thing i'm making is a good impression
work is for idiots in a world where only appearance (not only as in your cloths....)
think of it this way:
there is no reason not be a lazy fuck if u still get your degree as nobody in real world will give a fuck about your grades and your courseload

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 17:10:07 2017 No.8915209 >>8900209 >a standard (true value), >which is obtained by plotting the curve >on graph paper and counting the num- >ber of small units under the curve.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 18:26:26 2017 No.8915408 >>8899181 second one takes a dive to not be yelled at

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:02:06 2017 No.8915510 >>8896827 normalization condition of the definite integral from positive infinity is equal to 1 This entire thing could just be written as "normalized"

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:04:19 2017 No.8915514 >>8903497 >>8897290 >>8912591 >>8913345 >being this new

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:08:01 2017 No.8915519 File: 2.94 MB, 266x138, a new poster visits sci.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8896258

Anonymous Tue May 16 19:22:54 2017 No.8915535

>>8915173
>only thing i'm making is a good impression

If you do this, you're not making a good impression, you just make yourself look dumb. Asking a question about something you don't understand, even a "stupid" one, makes a much better impression. but i guess if you just want a job where you do mindless gruntwork all day, then who am i to crush your dreams?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:28:54 2017 No.8915545 >>8896949 >>8896971 That guy is the biggest loser in all of youtube. has a PhD in math, has no job, and all he does is sweat in front of camera while explaining totally basic and inane math concepts.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 19:35:51 2017 No.8915560 >>8913650 Small values of dx take much longer to compute. Triangles give more accurate results at larger dx values than plain rectangles.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 21:28:30 2017 No.8915792 >>8913968 >group theory >group >alone are you autistic? >ring theory >wedding ring

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 22:27:34 2017 No.8915902 >>8913634 Residue formula and inner product on L^2(R) aren't calc I...

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 22:40:03 2017 No.8915924 >>8913400 I fucking love my country

>>	Anonymous Tue May 16 23:50:05 2017 No.8916030 >>8899209 I know that one, not the text book but the joke Apparently the chemical, I think it's either cyanide or what you said, cannot be detect with our nose until it reach a lethal level But smoking allot you to smell it at the lower concentration

>>	Anonymous Wed May 17 01:42:10 2017 No.8916155 >>8915173 >mexican intelectuals

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