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8878423 No.8878423 [Reply] [Original]

>Professor says "How do you make a hormone?... Pay her extra."

What are the worst jokes your Profs have told?

>> No.8878430

>>8878423
your professor sounds based desu

>> No.8878449

>>8878423
Professor should be fired for sexist, misogynistic, oppressive joke.

>> No.8878455

>>8878423
You should have called the police
t. Space moose

>> No.8878538

>>8878423
My genetics professor:
>"Ebola means that a nigger comes out of the jungle and explodes"

>> No.8879500

>>8878423
I had a professor who made a shit sandwich joke almost every lecture

>> No.8879504

>>8878449
This ffs.

>> No.8879526

>>8878449
how bout get the massive stick out of your vag and enjoy a fucking joke

>> No.8879530

Ugh

>> No.8879536

>>8878423
Literal autist here
Please explain

>> No.8879551

>>8879536
Prostitute hooker joke. You have to pay extra to "come" inside. I guess I really "busted a nut" with that explanation. I'm really rolling "balls deep" with these puns.

>> No.8880338

>>8878423
>What are the worst jokes your Profs have told?
[math]let \ \epsilon<0[/math]

Also your professor is absolutely based.

>> No.8880464

>>8878449
Women are too dumb for science. What are you doing on this board?

>> No.8880467

>>8879526
How about taking your autism medication?

>> No.8880469

>>8879536
how do you make a whore moan, pay her extra

>> No.8880475

>>8878538
ITT: Shit that never happened.