/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.8868942]

>Professor is late to class

[Anonymous No.8869047]

>>8868942
>> Professor shows up to class drunk

[Anonymous No.8869058]

>Professor shows up to class holding a beer

[Anonymous No.8869062]

>>8868942
>Professor is early to class and stares at the clock for 5 minutes straight.

[Anonymous No.8869064]

>Professor shows up to class with a keg

[Anonymous No.8869216]

>Professor has sex with students in class

[Anonymous No.8869221]

>>8869047
fucking sucks desu

prof just made mistakes the entire time

[Anonymous No.8869237]

>professors phone rings during class and he takes it

[Anonymous No.8869243]

>>8869216
>Professor gives the student who had sex with extra marks

[Anonymous No.8869251]

>Professor craves blowjob by his male students

[Anonymous No.8869255]

>professor is genderfluid and floats away when a student accidentally referred to xe as he

[Anonymous No.8869256]

>Professor (female) touched my butt.

[Anonymous No.8869258]

>>8869047
my thermo professor always showed up drunk, yet was still the best one we had. never made a single mistake, narrated everything without looking at notes or slides and shit like most do nowadays, great explanations.

[Anonymous No.8869261]

>>8868942
>skinny manlet professor shows up with wife beater showing off his tribal tatoo on his shoulder / upper arm.
Only did it twice, then turned up with a suit for the rest of the year. im assuming he got into trouble for it.

[Anonymous No.8869262]

>professor yells at autistic kid because his proof is messy and lazy.

[Anonymous No.8869275]

>professor (female) is in love with you

[Anonymous No.8869282]

>>8869237

[Anonymous No.8869341]

>>8868942
>professor comes at the exact minute the class starts and actually teaches

[Anonymous No.8869881]

>professor drinks whiskey with you during office hours

[Anonymous No.8869889]

>>8869256
>professor
>female
pick one

[Anonymous No.8869893]

>professor doesn't show up to office hours
>it was your day off work too

[Ryan No.8869895]

>>8869255

Professor is genderfluid and proceeds to use the navier stokes equations on his gender while performing spectral analysis on his sex.

[Anonymous No.8869898]

>Professor tells students to discuss topic then takes a smoke break outside

[Anonymous No.8869899]

> there is no professor for the class

[Anonymous No.8870067]

>you are the professor!

[Anonymous No.8870075]

>professor is on the spectrum

[Anonymous No.8871452]

>>8868942
>Professor with accent so thick that no one can understand what they're saying
>Professor tries to give moving speech about the virtues of science at the end of the semester but no one can understand it
Once had a Biology class that might as well have been taught in Chinese. The only way to get anything done was by reading the textbook ahead of time. That said, easiest final I ever took. The practice exam she gave us to study from was the exact same as the final. Two questions had numbers changed, but everything else was the same, word for word. I wonder if she's still teaching here or if she went back to China.

[Anonymous No.8871463]

>>8868942
>recitation instructor shows up late on a quiz day so we don't have time for the quiz

[Anonymous No.8871515]

>professor sucks his own dick in the middle of class

[Anonymous No.8871540]

>>8869895
kek

[Anonymous No.8871838]

>professor puts a bike lock into a pillow case and proceeds to strike at all the cis-white-males for perpetrating patriarchal values and for systemic racism

[Anonymous No.8873140]

>professor sucks a fucking black cock for fun while placing his shoes in the mircowave

[Anonymous No.8873162]

>>8869258
Based prof

[Anonymous No.8873165]

>professor starts commenting about the evils of capitalism.

[Anonymous No.8873177]

>prof just doesn't show up to 50% of lectures

Give me my money back, I barely learned any linear algebra

What sucks is that when he actually showed up, he was actually a really good lecturer and explained things well

[Anonymous No.8873183]

>>8868942
>Professor says truth is a spectrum
>fails every white male

[Anonymous No.8873193]

>shows up late
>stands in front of the class
>sighs

[Anonymous No.8873261]

>>8873177
>Professor spends 75% of the semester traveling around the world with her show horses

[Anonymous No.8873481]

>professor practices cannibalism during lecture

[Anonymous No.8873494]

>>8869262
>autistic kid yells at professor because his proof is messy and lazy.