greetings human! you have been selected as the representative of your planet! you must show our galactic senate the reasons as to why your planet shouldn't be harvested and your people exterminated. calculators are not permitted.

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Anonymous Tue Apr 25 09:05:55 2017 No.8856519 [Reply] [Original]

greetings human! you have been selected as the representative of your planet! you must show our galactic senate the reasons as to why your planet shouldn't be harvested and your people exterminated. calculators are not permitted.

Anonymous Tue Apr 25 09:12:48 2017 No.8856531

>>8856519
>You guys are probably smarter, but not principally different. You have science, we have science, you apparently have language and so do we. You have a society, so do we. We are on the verge of developing AI and probably genetic enhancements so we aren't nowhere near our peak. Yes, we might have blundered a little bit with our CO2 production, but you can help us with that, surely. Also we'd be very grateful if you share some knowledge with us - as we are a curious species. I am sure you can learn interesting things from us too - we have great music, art and thought. Let's be friends.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 25 09:15:58 2017 No.8856540 1+2+3+4+...=-1/12

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 25 09:16:11 2017 No.8856541 >>8856531 well said! as a formality i will need you to also calculate primes up to 2 million on this whiteboard and we will establish a treaty between our people.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 25 09:17:07 2017 No.8856544 Fuck off baloonhead we're full.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 25 09:18:53 2017 No.8856553 Fuck off space niggers.

Anonymous Tue Apr 25 09:34:03 2017 No.8856590

>>8856541
Our brains have evolved to deal with spacial and abstract concepts.We can do mathematical calculations, but its not terribly fast, so we usually rather design machines using our brains, and let them perform those tedious tasks. Much more efficient. Here's a computer program that computes your request. I can do it by hand too, but just the writing will take days at best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 25 09:36:20 2017 No.8856594 >>8856519 >you must show our galactic senate the reasons as to why your planet shouldn't be harvested and your people exterminated. You should ask from your mom what happened last night, bitch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 25 09:48:27 2017 No.8856629 File: 65 KB, 486x273, SAPIENED.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8856519 I wanna fuck you alien.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 25 09:57:03 2017 No.8856649 >>8856519 Try it, shit for brains. You cunts will find out why no other alien species has ever bothered us. Cannot wait to torture you insectoids in our prison camps. Enjoy making the worst decision of your lives you piece of shits.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 25 09:57:53 2017 No.8856652 File: 139 KB, 255x255, ,,,.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8856649 HFY garbage, go back to your dark corner of /tg/.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 25 09:58:25 2017 No.8856653 >>8856519 >your people exterminated The curse of the eternal Jew. Are you sure OP?

>>	Small Skelly !!f+5NwM84oyE Tue Apr 25 10:00:27 2017 No.8856660 >>8856519 give us 200 years and we'll be on your level with a little help from you

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 25 10:01:54 2017 No.8856664 >>8856519 I think you're a bit confused. My planet and people should absolutely be harvested.

>>	Small Skelly !!f+5NwM84oyE Tue Apr 25 10:05:38 2017 No.8856670 >>8856544 >>8856553 this is called /pol/. They believe the earth is flat and that climate change doesn't exist. You can harvest them for free because they're holding us back

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 25 10:08:02 2017 No.8856675 File: 68 KB, 751x600, 1482779914940.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If you attack Earth, you're going to have a bog problem...

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 25 10:16:19 2017 No.8856698 >>8856670 >tripfag automatic failure

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 25 10:18:22 2017 No.8856705 >>8856652 Traitors of the human race will be executed my dead friend.

>>	Small Skelly !!f+5NwM84oyE Tue Apr 25 10:20:03 2017 No.8856710 File: 146 KB, 1160x629, angry trymp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8856698 WE'RE GOING TO MARS AND MAKE MARS PAY FOR THE TRIP

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 25 10:24:16 2017 No.8856720 File: 43 KB, 674x796, 1480444695069.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8856705 Being a xenocidal arse does not make you human.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 25 10:31:49 2017 No.8856732 File: 27 KB, 638x639, received_177877255925900.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8856519 Wouldn't you rather have a whole planet of slaves instead of killing us? We can do all the harvesting for you!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 25 10:33:51 2017 No.8856737 >>8856720 Pierce of alien shits started it you dumb ass. They are making the threats not us.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 25 10:35:11 2017 No.8856742 >>8856732 Collaborators will be shot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 25 10:46:01 2017 No.8856754 >>8856519 Keep shit and humanity will blow your grey fucking head off. That's not a threat that's a promise.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 25 10:54:37 2017 No.8856767 Dude drugs lmao

God of Trolling Tue Apr 25 11:00:05 2017 No.8856781

A silly human has gaven humanity another chance. He has accessed the divine and is in control of the worlds collective consciousnesses grid. He still has so much to learn before he can teach. Hes the God of Seven, This batch of humans might still be able to reach godhood as a collective. But i highly doubt it. This batch someone spiked with that quantum game mechanics crap and simulation theory. And a triple sect dose of religion. Which is 2 doases to much. But the first dose should of been enough to show them the way, as in, find the codes, they be drinking to much of that cult god koolaid. Every god knows the basics. You wouldnt see a super god ever make that mistake in his universe creation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 25 11:07:53 2017 No.8856798 File: 156 KB, 496x692, head0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8856519 DISQUALIFIED

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 25 11:18:05 2017 No.8856821 >>8856519 I didn't bring a calculator you cuck.........I brought my AK47....bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang

Anonymous Tue Apr 25 11:25:25 2017 No.8856833
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>>8856670
>tripfag
>never seen post about space niggers
>bringing up /pol/ for no reason
>thinking a bunch of shitposting wage slaves are holding back the development of science
>implying there are more flat earth threads on /pol/ than on /sci/

really jingled my jimjams

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 25 11:26:56 2017 No.8856836 >>8856519 These retarded threads are still up while the slightest /pol/ related (not even political) threads get nuked without hesitation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 25 11:30:20 2017 No.8856843 >>8856519 We know where you are, and we are coming for you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 25 11:37:12 2017 No.8856859 File: 12 KB, 445x331, C96338EE-1C6B-47C6-A997-4847A0022CC4-38254-00002DCE47A2B576.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8856519

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 25 11:39:51 2017 No.8856865 >>8856781 >The god of seven Explain what you know

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 25 11:41:51 2017 No.8856869 >>8856836 Cry more crossposting faggot.

Anonymous Tue Apr 25 11:59:21 2017 No.8856911
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>>8856519
Listen you bunch of stupid fucks. If you were going to harvest us you would have done so already. You are scared that we are superior to you. You don't want to attack directly until you know how advanced we are in relation to you. Yes, we are superior to you. Yes, we will wipe you out if you try any shit with us at all. GFTO off our frequency. Do not come here. Do not reply to this message. Replying to this message will be seen as an act of aggression for violating our frequencies. If you do we will consume you and your resources sooner than what we have already planned.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 25 12:09:35 2017 No.8856937 >>8856519 >not principally different You're retarded. Thanks for getting us killed, mate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 25 12:13:20 2017 No.8856956 >>8856519 >recite the first zeta zero to 100 decimals earth is saved

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 25 12:23:11 2017 No.8856982 >>8856869 Kys

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 25 12:30:16 2017 No.8856999 >>8856798 WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB MORTY

Anonymous Tue Apr 25 14:00:26 2017 No.8857205
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>>8856519

one of our best civilizations has developed subdimensionals perfect sexual partner replacement, its works pretty well in a huge group of people in our modern lifestyle.

if this "waifu" technology works great in our society, you guys who dismissed the idea of phisycal sexual intercourse for reproduction thousands years ago could work perfect too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 25 14:04:31 2017 No.8857216 >>8856675 underrated post >>8856670 this is what we call "sadposting". It's perpetrated by tripfags, the most mentally damaged people in our planet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 25 15:38:37 2017 No.8857498 >>8857216 I'll take tripfags over poltards. GTFO with your global warning and bill nye bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 25 23:22:54 2017 No.8858871 >>8856670 Why the fuck are you tripfagging?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 25 23:25:11 2017 No.8858875 >>8857216 Someone is leaving floating nodes, I'll sink those all day

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 25 23:30:05 2017 No.8858887 File: 452 KB, 1200x675, kino.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why are ayyliums humanoid?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 25 23:36:19 2017 No.8858903 File: 10 KB, 480x360, hqdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8856519 >Flexes muscles >You mirin', brah? Intergalactic bro duel ensues

Anonymous Tue Apr 25 23:46:43 2017 No.8858927

>>8858887

Because humans came up with the design, and thus we make humanoids as they are much easier to relate to. It's why harder to create a species from zero that have to do what alleged intelligent creatures do without a humanoid form.

Imagine a freaking a cross between a Cayman and an Elephant with space travel capabilities, how do you design for something like that? You have to invent everything, from culture to infrastructure starting with literally nothing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 25 23:48:44 2017 No.8858935 >>8856519 This reminds me of a scene in a book called "Have Spacesuit - Will Travel"

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 26 03:49:00 2017 No.8859489 >>8856519 >you must show our galactic senate the reasons as to why your planet shouldn't be harvested and your people exterminated. calculators are not permitted Easy let me unzip my pants

Scientist !!ThFjnJh4EkH Wed Apr 26 03:57:57 2017 No.8859505

>>8856519
>>8856531
I'd probably start with something like:
>Ok. What are the constraints of this test? What are your values? What do you value in other civilizations which would make you decide to not destroy them?

>PS: Harvest our society? Isn't that, like incredibly inefficient as a source of power and resources compared to whatever power sources you must use?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 26 03:59:53 2017 No.8859508 >>8856519 Sounds like its time to Space Jam and we got some ballers you short pale bitches

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 26 04:43:38 2017 No.8859603 passes the blunt

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 26 04:49:52 2017 No.8859616 >>8856553 >>8856519 You can crash on the moon though

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 26 05:02:59 2017 No.8859635 Oh, you want me to show you a reason not to harvest us? >unzips pants >teleports behind the galactic senate pssh, nothing personnel, kids >rapes each member of the senate one by one, giving all of them AIDS What now, faggots?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 26 05:14:31 2017 No.8859655 >detonate nuclear suicide vest

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 26 11:45:12 2017 No.8860448 File: 253 KB, 600x901, independence-day.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'd like to refer you to this well made documentary.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 26 12:06:43 2017 No.8860498 File: 22 KB, 225x222, 1492555095367.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8856519 Cuz that wud be bad I luv jesus He loves yu mr ayy lmao Find it in ur heart >also the law of one

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 26 12:41:32 2017 No.8860570 >>8856732 Cuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 26 12:44:05 2017 No.8860575 >>8856531 >>8856590 lmao this is some top tier cringe

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 26 12:45:38 2017 No.8860579 >>8856519 Harvesting our planet and exterminating humanity would violate the NAP.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 26 12:55:46 2017 No.8860600 Hitler was right.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 26 12:57:01 2017 No.8860602 File: 306 KB, 1372x637, 1424120708915.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] PURGE XENOS

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 26 13:25:50 2017 No.8860668 File: 14 KB, 297x331, JUSTdoit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8856798 >>8856999 >>/reddit/

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 26 13:28:06 2017 No.8860677 >>8856519 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 5 ... (etc) = -1/12 Just make it quick. :D

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 26 13:32:19 2017 No.8860692 >>8856519 >Whatever alien dudes. Just let me finish eating my pizza first.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 00:01:46 2017 No.8862468 >>8856675 >>8856911 I like it

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 00:03:45 2017 No.8862475 >>8856911 if only we had dark age of technology levels of military defensive capabilities. we would be fucked currently in a military conflict with any species capable of interstellar travel.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 00:05:10 2017 No.8862483 >measuring the value of existence by intellect >implying the intellect of a creature makes its life more valuable fucking retarded lmaos

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 00:28:10 2017 No.8862543 >>8856531 > we have great music, art and thought. > art and thought > thought into the trash harvester you go

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 00:57:04 2017 No.8862626 >>8858927 false faggot we evolved this way because it was efficient and effective, it makes sense for aliens who are also efficient and effective to have evolved similarly to us, despite potential atmospheric differences

Anonymous Thu Apr 27 01:08:58 2017 No.8862663

>>8856519
Our planet is a tiny chunk of rock that doesn't have any unique resources to harvest aside from that produced by life, all of which can be farmed with the right equipment.

If our people concern you, they are fairly easily manipulated by promises of a better life, which can be provided at no cost to you aside from information about technologies that may be quite outdated among your race but that will pacify them enough to not only do your bidding but also to provide for themselves so you don't have to use your own material resources on them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 01:11:46 2017 No.8862671 >>8856519 Interuniversal Teichmuller theory :^) Nah just kidding senpai but we did the Atiyah-Singer index theorem like fifty years ago so we should be good. Right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 01:13:20 2017 No.8862673 File: 52 KB, 300x300, IMG_7090.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8856519 Check this out! Isn't he funny? We call him "pepe"!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 01:15:16 2017 No.8862680 >>8856519 i can change base 10 numbers into base 2

>>	> Thu Apr 27 01:21:34 2017 No.8862689 >>8862626 Humans share ancestry with tree dwellers, thus we have our arms. If you could imagine a planet with no trees, the aliens would have no reason to have arms like ours. Further, what would an aquatic alien species look like? Definitely not like us.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 01:27:05 2017 No.8862700 >>8859635 seek help please

Anonymous Thu Apr 27 02:13:02 2017 No.8862783

>>8856519
You just said a lot of stuff but you have yet to give me a reason to care about the fate of the human race.

If anything I would recommend simply waiting for us to off ourselves and save yourselves the trouble of doing it yourself. As it happens we can be quite hard to kill on an individual basis and the amount of force required to exterminate the populace in one go would likely render any resources that you wish to gather inaccessible for an extended period of time or completely destroy them if you're looking for organics specifically (which is highly probable considering non organic resources are pretty bountiful off-earth and could be more easily be harvested on other planets, planetoids, asteroids, and comets in the local system).

Just play the waiting game and we'll collect all the resources for you then kill ourselves off when one of our nations decides it's having an irreparably bad day.

tl;dr
Fuck you pay me

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 03:18:52 2017 No.8862899 >>8862689 Could an aquatic species even realistically evolve to sentience? I mean I'm given to understand that using tools is what caused our brains to develop, most likely. Water isn't so conducive to the development and use of tools.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 04:39:26 2017 No.8863011 >>8856519 If your reply to me your race will die in their sleep tonight

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 05:16:51 2017 No.8863046 >>8856519 define "permitted"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 05:20:35 2017 No.8863051 >>8856519 >calculators You're familiar with our technology eh? I guess that means you already know how this will go... Now fuck off

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 05:52:55 2017 No.8863094 >>8856531 Sorry it appears you are a planet of cucks, pretty embarrassing desu. Time to die.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 05:57:03 2017 No.8863101 >>8863051 le tips

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 05:59:23 2017 No.8863106 >>8856519 If you killed earth millions of jews would die and you would never hear the end of it and then would be guilt tripped into having your alien women getting raped by musaliens. Around jews you always lose, best go back to ALPHA centauri.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 06:08:29 2017 No.8863121 >>8856590 >evolved Oh shit, negro. Now the aliens plan to raze the planet for its heresy. Nice job

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 06:16:54 2017 No.8863122 >>8863106 >ALPHA centauri. We can't go back right now. The fungus does this wierd shit every couple million years where it grows into a neural network and makes the planet sentient

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 06:23:57 2017 No.8863128 I'm a scientist but I'm also a bitter human being who hates humanity. If given the chance I'd probably urge them to vaporise us all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 06:32:11 2017 No.8863139 >>8856519 > Calculators are not permitted > My sides

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 07:29:55 2017 No.8863251 >>8863128 > I'm a cuckold but I'm also a bitter cuck being who hates himself. Shortened that right down for you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 07:37:32 2017 No.8863271 >>8856519 >planet harvested If you actually need to harvest my planet then you're just a bunch of retarded ayy lmaos.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 07:39:48 2017 No.8863277 >>8863271 Could just mean harvested for the gibs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 11:48:19 2017 No.8863776 >Harvested For what? You can get for more of any raw material in any gas giant

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 11:50:58 2017 No.8863781 >>8856911 For a second I thought I was back on /tg/

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 11:52:14 2017 No.8863785 File: 13 KB, 528x404, simplespurdo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Show them the pinnacle of earth culture, of course.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 11:57:03 2017 No.8863801 >>8862689 >aquatic alien >technological

Anonymous Thu Apr 27 11:57:09 2017 No.8863802
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>>8856519
Senate? We are the Senate. We will wipe you to dust, alien mongoloid. We will force half of your population to eat another half and then the rest will be fed to our pigs. Die.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 12:40:33 2017 No.8863914 File: 45 KB, 852x480, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8863801 >>8862899 blocks your path

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 12:52:38 2017 No.8863953 >>8856519 [math] \it Biology is not a real Science. It's for women. [/math]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 13:13:34 2017 No.8864002 >>8863801 cephalopod fans btfo

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 13:20:19 2017 No.8864016 >>8856821 >Not 30 bangs

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 13:55:36 2017 No.8864083 >>8856590 Oh so humans are retarded then? Goodbye. Rest in Peace hooman

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 14:05:09 2017 No.8864104 >>8863953 > \text{}

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 14:09:33 2017 No.8864114 >>8856531 >but you can help us with that, surely. Also we'd be very grateful if you >aliens threaten your life >you start asking for shit

Anonymous Thu Apr 27 14:15:53 2017 No.8864131

Just give me your fusion reactor plans. It doesn't matter if we, or rather, a human, didn't create them. You yourself frequently use hundreds of forms of technology you didn't personally create. Did you invent the suit you are wearing? The ship you came here on? The meal you had last? I didn't invent my personal examples of those things either, but I and billions of others use them all the time just fine. Give me your fusion reactor plans, and I will show you that humanity can use them like they made the plans themselves. I guarantee we'll be making improvements to them before long, too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 14:18:28 2017 No.8864137 >>8862899 Dolphins are sentient. They can't do shit because they have no hands.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 14:18:39 2017 No.8864138 >>8856519 It was our civilization that discovered that life is a spectrum.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 14:24:08 2017 No.8864150 I'll suck yo dick if you don't harvest our planet

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 14:35:29 2017 No.8864180 File: 48 KB, 445x469, IMG_0676.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't harvest me - I'm a 6'3" chef at Wendy's making 8.25$ an hour and have a 10inch cock

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 17:48:04 2017 No.8864787 File: 112 KB, 657x527, 1492761822053.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fuck off space-nigger. We do not want your anal probes and saucers and shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 17:55:32 2017 No.8864803 Find the indefinite integral of sin(x)cos(x) then space commie

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 08:52:51 2017 No.8866565 >>8856519 >takes shit >entire alien armada dies of disease in hours

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 09:07:22 2017 No.8866591 >>8864131 Fusion reactors? We haven't used those in thousands of years, awfully inefficient. The fact you are requesting one for your kind to use is a testiment to how primitive you humans are. Blippty bloo, we're gonna harvest you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 09:15:34 2017 No.8866611 File: 51 KB, 550x481, space niggers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8856519 space nigger

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 09:22:19 2017 No.8866625 File: 2.77 MB, 426x239, 1493368375840.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8856670 From /pol/, cannot confirm

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 09:25:00 2017 No.8866628 >>8856519 >weaponize particle accelerate r >fire earths entire supply of dark matter at alien craft >aliens BTFO

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 09:32:07 2017 No.8866637 >>8866565 >implying the ayy lmaos didn't glue your asshole shut as a routine first contact procedure

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 09:40:54 2017 No.8866657 >>8856519 If you were so advanced you wouldn't need to harvest us. Clearly this is some kind of xeno trick. Go ahead and try, but we will make our resources to costly to harvest by poisoning the earth

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 09:42:52 2017 No.8866660 >>8856519 Do it, I don't give a fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 09:47:06 2017 No.8866668 File: 55 KB, 694x488, 1492680629110.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8866637

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:25:16 2017 No.8868184 File: 95 KB, 720x960, 16473577_178748475945980_7698739460273352754_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8856519 how many holes do you have? because i want to fuck every one of them.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 02:13:13 2017 No.8869071
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>>8868184
But anon, our society follows the enlightened wisdom of NoFap+. We developed artifical reproductive organs, outlawed sexual Intercourse, and stopped reproducing female zygotes eons ago. Masturbation or attempted masturbation without a special, duly issued government permit is among the most heinous crimes on our world.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 02:25:15 2017 No.8869100 >>8856519 "steals your technology" heh "uses said technology to destroy you and enslave you" pssh like taking candy from a baby

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 02:30:30 2017 No.8869107 >>8869071 You may harvest our cuckolds.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 02:34:17 2017 No.8869113 >the first man to get in contact with ayys will become more popular than jesus Or forever forgotten as he manages to start a war that lasts 5 minutes, ending with a destroyed planet earth.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 03:10:08 2017 No.8869167 >>8869113 Fuck off Gordon, get over yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 05:37:45 2017 No.8869314 File: 3.06 MB, 280x358, le puzzled face man.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8856519 BANE?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 11:53:20 2017 No.8869811 File: 122 KB, 830x974, aliens shitposting.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:11:38 2017 No.8870527 >>8856670 > implying /pol/ is wrong

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:03:46 2017 No.8870664 >>8870527 You're a cuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:08:36 2017 No.8870675 >>8856519 harvests you nothin personnel

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:11:50 2017 No.8870684 >>8856590 ZAP

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:12:53 2017 No.8870687 >>8856649 ZAP

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:13:06 2017 No.8870688
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Two options really
>I want to fuck aliens, also can you turn me into a girl?
and
>We'll irreparably destroy the planet before you get the chance to harvest it you faggot, now get the fuck outta my face before I tell sec you were hitting me and I throw water on you

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 08:17:49 2017 No.8871991 >>8856649 Lemme tell you something. I'm from Buenos Aires and I say, kill 'em all!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 18:29:38 2017 No.8873445 what do you all reckon the odds of this post coming from an actual alien are

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 18:50:36 2017 No.8873512 >>8873445 not 0

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 18:56:40 2017 No.8873532 >>8856649 This made me want to read some HFY, thanks anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 20:10:54 2017 No.8873703 >>8856732 Fucking quisling

Anonymous Sun Apr 30 21:47:05 2017 No.8873922
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>>8856519
they would either already know due to telepathy, or I would explain a logical answer that they would not be able to refute. I keep that one in my back pocket.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 1 00:30:06 2017 No.8874266 >>8862689 Those would never reach space. First one because, obviously, they need to not be able to manipulate tools, but also be very proficient at it. Second one because without fire you're fucked.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 1 00:59:26 2017 No.8874333 You fucked up, space niggers. DEUS VULT

>>	None !niqjediPCA Mon May 1 01:50:25 2017 No.8874422 >>8856519 "Let me tell you about the jews."

>>	Anonymous Mon May 1 02:12:28 2017 No.8874460 File: 208 KB, 640x640, 1487923122060.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8860579

>>	Anonymous Mon May 1 02:16:45 2017 No.8874472 >>8863776 farts

>>	Anonymous Mon May 1 02:26:34 2017 No.8874488 >>8866591 The cleanest and most efficient form of energy production in the universe can never become outdated. Nice try at trying to trick me, though.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 1 02:35:40 2017 No.8874503 >>8856553 you fucking got me on that one you shitty ass faggot lol'd hard on that one

>>	Anonymous Mon May 1 02:43:09 2017 No.8874510 >>8856519 0.999... = 1

>>	Anonymous Mon May 1 03:26:28 2017 No.8874561 File: 168 KB, 790x1024, com-spacecrusader-900_1024x1024.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8874333

>>	Anonymous Mon May 1 04:24:15 2017 No.8874647 >>8874422 Plot twist: the aliens are Jewish

>>	Anonymous Mon May 1 04:37:56 2017 No.8874657 >>8859505 Maybe they want to do it for shits and giggles

>>	Anonymous Mon May 1 04:38:59 2017 No.8874658 >>8864114 >implying humans aren't the niggers of space

>>	None !niqjediPCA Mon May 1 05:14:07 2017 No.8874714 >>8874647 >Plot twist: the aliens are Jewish >Plot twists, they are panentheist taoist shamans.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 1 05:26:49 2017 No.8874731 File: 62 KB, 1280x720, 1437395388616.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8874714 >Plot twist: the aliens are Jewish >Plot twists, they are panentheist taoist shamans. Yes, and?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 1 05:58:05 2017 No.8874783 >>8874714 >implying judiaism didn't come from space aliens I expected better on the science board.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 1 07:19:27 2017 No.8874923 >>8856519 Because we have nukes and we can hurt aliens feelings online.

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