/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.8829508]

Quotes about math thread.

I'll start:

"God made the integers, all else is the work of man." - Leopold Kronecker

[Anonymous No.8829517]

>>8829508
Bump

[Anonymous No.8829600]

"It's all bullshit, anyway."

- someone who I can't name because they're still alive

[Anonymous No.8829657]

>>8829508

"Reals"

-Wildberger

[Anonymous No.8829845]

"In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra." - Lebowitz

[Anonymous No.8829853]

"There are more brains in atoms than planets in the universe"
- Michi Kaki

[Anonymous No.8829855]

"Hilbert can suck my dick."
-Godel

[Anonymous No.8829874]

>>8829508
"God exists because mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove the consistency."
[Andre Weil]

[Anonymous No.8829898]

"The goys have proven the following theorem..."
- von Neumann

"Take any prime, 57 say,..."
- Grothendieck

"Wir müssen wissen, wir werden wissen"
-Hilbert
actually here
http://math.sfsu.edu/smith/Documents/HilbertRadio/HilbertRadio.mp3

I'm a physicist, so here are some:


The energy produced by the atom is a very poor kind of thing. Anyone who expects a source of power from the transformation of these atoms is talking moonshine.
-Rutherford

There is not the slightest indication that nuclear energy will ever be obtainable. It would mean the atom would have to be shattered at will.
-Einstein

There is no likelihood that man can ever tap the power of the atom. The glib supposition of utilizing atomic energy when our coal has run out is a completely unscientific Utopian dream, a childish bug-a-boo.
-Millikan

Radio has no future.
and
There is nothing new to be discovered in physics now. All that remains is more and more precise measurement. , 1900
and
Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible.
and
X-rays will prove to be a hoax.
-all by Kelvin

and so on...

[Anonymous No.8829915]

>>8829508

"I'm gay"

- Neil deGrasse Tyson

[Anonymous No.8829929]

"If I have seen farther than others, it's because I'm knee-deep in dwarfs."
~ Isaac Newton

[Anonymous No.8829949]

"The sum of all internal angles of any triangle give approximately πr"
- Isosceles

[Anonymous No.8829960]

>>8829898
dumb frog poster

[Anonymous No.8829970]

"No one has yet discovered any warlike purpose to be served by the theory of numbers or relativity, and it seems unlikely that anyone will do so for many years."
- G. H. Hardy

[Anonymous No.8830241]

"What the fuck did you just say about me, you little bitch?" - Richard Feynman

[Anonymous No.8830252]

"What are you gonna do, stab me?"
- Archimedes

[Anonymous No.8830323]

>>8830252
>What are you gonna do, stab me?
kek

[Anonymous No.8830350]

"the sum of the digits of an integer, each multiplied by the basis raised to the power of the digit's rank in the integer's development, starting at zero for the right most digit, is approximately equal to the integer at stake"

-Condoleeza Rice

[Anonymous No.8830374]

>>8829898
>"Take any prime, 57 say,..."
>- Grothendieck
grothendieck is an ascended sorcerer, he actually changed the rules of mathematics to make 57 prime

[Anonymous No.8830377]

>>8829915
I thought it was bill nye who is the engineer?

[Anonymous No.8830384]

fool no one, not even yourself

[Anonymous No.8830400]

>>8830384
gold

[Anonymous No.8830629]

>>8829508
"Define a sequence {x_n} where x_i=0 if the Collatz sequence of i reaches 1, and x_i=1 otherwise. Then {x_n} converges to 0 iff the Collatz conjecture is true. But we don't know if the Collatz conjecture is true, and therefore the real numbers are not well-defined."
-Wildberger

[Anonymous No.8830633]

>>8829949
lost

[Anonymous No.8830841]

>>8830629
this argument rules tho

[Anonymous No.8831072]

>>8829898
oh, and I almost even noticed, I'm wearing my memeworthy Halmos t-shirt today

[Anonymous No.8831208]

>>8831072
Nice tits

[Anonymous No.8831619]

>>8831072
For a moment I thought you were wearing a keffiyeh and said "Hamas t-shirt."