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Anonymous Tue Apr 11 19:27:05 2017 No.8820526 [Reply] [Original]

>engineers

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 19:32:49 2017 No.8820543 >>8820526 I didn't really get what people meant about the engineer memes, but after seeing what they do all day, damn they are some simple people.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 19:34:18 2017 No.8820545 File: 184 KB, 1300x958, nyc-gay-pride-parade-14127704.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8820543 Some of those costumes look pretty complex though

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 19:37:18 2017 No.8820552 >>8820543 Such as?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 19:41:51 2017 No.8820560 >>8820543 There's nothing simple about arguing objective facts with arrogant dickheads all day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 19:52:11 2017 No.8820581 File: 45 KB, 639x480, digits.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8820526

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 19:53:51 2017 No.8820582 >>8820552 basically nothing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 19:54:36 2017 No.8820584 >>8820581 >slightly modifying something somebody else created because you're too incompetent for innovation engineer detected

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 19:59:15 2017 No.8820590 >>8820584 taking the best of humanity has learned to do and applying it to the specific design challenge your facing and getting paid in the process. engineering rocks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 20:01:33 2017 No.8820593 >>8820590 >and getting paid how you know it's an engineer posting: they only care money and doing menial work for it

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 20:02:25 2017 No.8820594 >>8820584 Taking observations and theories someone else created and mentally masturbating it into obscurity ad nauseum til know one else gives a shit what you're talking about and gives you a smart badge

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 20:04:53 2017 No.8820601 >>8820593 getting paid to do something you enjoy, i.e. solving complicated design challenges is actually a pretty cool thing to do with your time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 20:13:45 2017 No.8820624 >>8820593 Unlike noble researchers begging for grant money so they can spend years withering away in a lab making slight modifications to obscure theories. All to get their names in papers no one reads.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 20:15:53 2017 No.8820628 >>8820624 >implying you spend time in lab after your postdoc

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 20:18:30 2017 No.8820635 >search in data tables >fill excel archives >put numbers into a oversimplified equation >do some shitty arithmetic average day of a engineer

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 20:24:27 2017 No.8820649 >>8820635 so you have no idea what engineers actually do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 20:28:23 2017 No.8820657 ITT: Butthurt computer """"scientists""""

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 20:31:18 2017 No.8820662 >>8820649 He does.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 20:35:58 2017 No.8820667 File: 9 KB, 146x250, 1461541948441.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw field technician pleb >not even smart enough to be a real engineer

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 20:39:23 2017 No.8820675 >>8820635 thats pretty close, but only about 20 minutes of what i do. i spend most of my day talking on the phone or walking the plant floor.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 20:46:27 2017 No.8820698 >>8820675 kek, nailed it

>>	merely pretending Wed Apr 12 01:19:46 2017 No.8821159 >little do they know that I, OP, am in fact an engineer (and a faggot) hahahhahahahahaha LOL lmao faggots

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 01:21:01 2017 No.8821161 >>8820635 I forgot the CAD software and matlab. Basically a cubicle job

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 01:26:36 2017 No.8821170 >>8821161 >matlab >implying my company is going to spring for that shit lol, you better program that shit in python or VB nigga.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 01:39:03 2017 No.8821189 >>8820675 >i spend most of my day talking on the phone and obviously the normie shit inherent to the engineering work

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 02:02:23 2017 No.8821219 people on /sci/ constantly comparing PhD scientists with BS engineers. Not a fair comparison

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 02:04:48 2017 No.8821226 >>8821219 How is it not fair? Is it not a fact that scientists are more intelligent than kiddie party engineers?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 03:30:18 2017 No.8821335 >>8821226 gee whiz comparing a phd's 8-10 yrs of studying with 3-4 of a bsc youre probably the same moron who creates "biology sucks, women dont belong in stem, engineers are gay XDD" threads go back to studying, child

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 13:28:43 2017 No.8822202 File: 1.96 MB, 400x231, 94EQmVHkveNck.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8820526 >IE, CS, MBA how much of a brainlet am i?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 13:35:32 2017 No.8822217 >>8821170 >matlab >implying my company is going to spring for that shit What happens if you use your own (pirated) copy of Matlab? Literally everybody I know just downloaded the pirated version instead of paying hundreds of dollars for a legit copy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 13:37:17 2017 No.8822222 >>8821335 there is no such thing as a PhD in engineering, that's why :^)

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 13:39:23 2017 No.8822230 >>8821335 >women dont belong in stem They really don't.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 13:39:28 2017 No.8822231 >>8822222 >22222 Nice But still engineers are cool

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 13:40:28 2017 No.8822233 File: 24 KB, 252x249, 1423944806707.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8822222

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 13:40:59 2017 No.8822236 >>8822217 >What happens if you use your own (pirated) copy of Matlab? some companies turn a blind eye to it, but all it takes is one guy getting caught to get everyone else hemmed up. Solidworks honeypots people like that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 13:42:56 2017 No.8822244 >>8822236 How could you possibly get caught though?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 13:44:37 2017 No.8822248 >>8820628 yeah, i'd like a big fries with my macburger

Anonymous Wed Apr 12 13:47:14 2017 No.8822251

>>8822244
getting narced out by your competition.

getting narced out by a former disgruntled employee/client

some idiot downloading bullshit at work because "everyone else is doing it".

the wrong person gets a hold of the wrong file.

its not to much of a problem in super small companies where you have a close knit team that can keep a secret.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 13:52:22 2017 No.8822261 >>8822251 All of that can be avoided by people not blabbing their mouths off. Just don't talk about if your software is legit or pirated and no one will ever find out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 13:55:36 2017 No.8822269 File: 33 KB, 236x285, IMG_0375.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8822222

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 13:58:27 2017 No.8822277 >>8822261 >All of that can be avoided by people not blabbing their mouths off. in theory, sure. people still get caught.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 14:13:21 2017 No.8822316 File: 211 KB, 402x298, 1440040064813.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8822222

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 14:24:51 2017 No.8822342 >>8822222 There is, retard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 14:27:34 2017 No.8822354 >>8822342 YOU ARE SO SMART HOLY SHIT HOW DID YOU REALIZE THAT WAS IT BECAUSE OF THE :^) SMILEY SIGNALING SARCASM? WOOOOOW shitpost aside, kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 07:55:32 2017 No.8823986 >>8822354 I don't read smileys, they are for subhumans. Now back to your hugbox, failure.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 12:16:12 2017 No.8824326 Someone have the cap with all the homo engineer jokes?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 20:45:38 2017 No.8825257 File: 23 KB, 550x325, ENGANEERS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8822222

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 20:56:04 2017 No.8825288 File: 268 KB, 816x816, 1475994555827.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8822222 holy moly

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 20:59:13 2017 No.8825293 >>8821170 >VB yuk. Literally language for people with microsoft autism.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 21:01:26 2017 No.8825297 >>8825257 >ENGANEERS

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