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What's the most ridicilous conspiracy theory you've heard?

>> No.8816507

There are people with STEM degrees on /sci/

>> No.8816509

The handlebars inside city bus lines are actually tubes that distribute a colorless and odorless gas into the bus which causes people to be more easily controlled, which is the reason people are willing to subject themselves to mind numbing jobs for little pay. Another good one was the government put satellites up that use microwave radiation to implant thoughts into peoples heads

Both of these I heard IRL

>> No.8816675

>>8816505
Every point on a line is secretly a collection of infinite sequences of fractions such that for any distance there is a fraction in the sequence beyond which any two fractions are separated by less than the aforementioned distance.

>> No.8816685

>>8816675
That's not a conspiracy. I have no idea what that is.

>> No.8816688

>>8816505
HAARP changing the climate

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8816690

maybe this from today

>> No.8816691

>>8816675
SHOO SHOO WILDBERGER

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or this....same topic

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>>8816505
Would you like the basic gestalt?

>> No.8816699

>>8816505
Flat Earth trumps them all.

>> No.8816703

>>8816685
It's a theory
It's ridiculous
Because we agree to accept it as a standard definition of the real numbers despite its arbitrariness, it can be considered a conspiracy as well

>> No.8816719

>>8816690
I believe that's what's known as a "joke" anon. Although it is Louise Mensch, so I guess anything is possible.

>> No.8816720

>>8816690
Holy crap, where does the loonie stop and the stroke begin?

>> No.8816726

>>8816720
yea i think this kind of thing is a new form of religion. the all powerful, overbearing arms of the russians.....answer to everything

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8816996

I've seen quite a few articles online saying Niels Bohr was reading Vedic scripts and relating their philosophy to his work. The problem is that I can't source any the info. Is this legit or just new age hoaxing?

>> No.8817002

Flat-earthers still baffle me. Who would gain anything by tricking people into thinking the earth was flat?

>> No.8817006

>>8817002
tricking people into thinking the earth had curvature* -flat

>> No.8817015

>>8816505
holy shit never kekked this hard

>> No.8817060

>>8817002
The globalists.

>> No.8817065

giants inside rocks

http://albertocanosainenglish.blogspot.com.es/2016/12/the-revelation-of-giants-inside-rocks.html

>> No.8817066

>>8817002
It's a conspiracy by the airline companies to trick you into paying for longer flights.

>> No.8817073

>>8817066
Which flights are longer than they should be

>> No.8817082

>>8817073
people post images that you can't get a direct flight from australia to chile or some shit when a simple google reveals that you can, quite easily.

>> No.8817124

>>8816996
What's conspiracy-theoretic about a man wanting to read eastern religion ? I mean it's peculiar but people do it

>> No.8817130

>>8816505
The earth is velociraptor shaped.

>> No.8817132

>>8817060
kek

>> No.8817157

>>8816505
Multiverse Theory is Real and The Devil is the keeper of all STEM secrets.

>> No.8817216
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Extraterrestrials have been visiting Earth for centuries, and they have struck a deal with the United States government that consists of a trade which states they will secretly teach military engineers their technology as long as they can abduct humans for experimentation.

>> No.8817224

>>8817002
You get to fuck with normalfags.
That's why I do it. Most of them don't have the basic scientific knowledge to actually prove the earth is round, so very basic arguments trip them over and it's hilarious.

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>>8816505
That lizard people are in control of the government. Which they are of course!

>> No.8817289

-Chemtrails
-Non-GMO and organically-raised food
-Vaccines are evil

Most conspiracy theories make me chuck. However, these three I mentioned make me rage.

>> No.8817292

>>8817289
chuckle*