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>tfw you will never have a degree from Stanford

>> No.8812974

>>8812961
>americans actually believe that their universities are better than Oxbridge

>> No.8812975
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8812975

who needs that when you have a degree from oulu

>> No.8812981

>>8812974
hahahahaha! Oxbridge, as good as they are, are in most respects inferior to top American universties.

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8812982

that feel when you realize that every year thousands graduate from top 10 universities so even if you managed this feat you wouldn't be really special

>> No.8812990

>>8812981
>be legacy kid
>get accepted regardless of academic merit
american """""""""universities"""""""""

>> No.8813014

>>8812990
Who cares about undergraduate program? The value of a university should always be determined with respect to graduate programs and the quality of the research done by professors at that university.

>> No.8813021

>>8812981
Please.

Oxford science is a joke at undergraduate level. You go to Cambridge for maths/pure sciences. Imperial for engineering/pure sciences and Oxford for >arts

>> No.8813023

>>8812961
It doesn't really matter in the end unless you want to be faculty at Stanford or similar level institution.

>> No.8813029

>tfw you will never study in a first world country

>> No.8813031

>>8813029
fuck off m8 europe is full

>> No.8813048

>>8813021
>t. durham student

>> No.8813085

>>8812961
I'm gonna be a billionaire. I coudn't care less about that.

>> No.8813091

>>8813085
Me too.

>> No.8813293

>>8813014
This

Maybe I'm just a brainlet African American, but I don't know how learning Lagrange Multipliers at Stanford at the undergraduate level is any different than learning about them at Rutgers at the undergraduate level.

>> No.8813294

Thank god

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8813487

>acting on hundreds-billion dollar intelligence
>most advanced training
>classified weapons even top countries don't have yet
>presidents 911
>mfw never be a navy seal

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8813492

>acting on hundreds-billion dollar intelligence
>most advanced training
>classified weapons even top countries don't have yet
>presidents 911
>70%-80% entry level attrition rate
>missions result in next-day world headlines
>mfw never be a navy seal

>> No.8813502

>>8813294
>basic training culmination
>5 days
>literally runnning more than an ironman, on sand
>literally freezing all night
>such lack of sleep scientifically calculated so that you don't actually die
>hallucinating the whole time
>steroids won't even help

>> No.8813509

>>8812961
Type #blacklivesmatter over and over again for a full page. That worked for one guy.

>> No.8813552

>>8813509
He also went to a high school that has an endowment of 43 million dollar

>> No.8813700

>>8813552
So? That's not as interesting, and it still doesn't mean he was qualified

>> No.8813710

Just focus of having your papers published by top tier journals instead, it's far more important than where you graduate. Stop simulating success and try being successful instead.

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8813894

>>8812961
>mfw I have 2 from Cal instead

>> No.8814042

>>8813509
what are you referring to?

>> No.8814060

>>8813700
it's more indiciative that he is than the school that you went to...

>> No.8814091

>>8814042
The guy it worked for dumbass