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I'll start
just graduated
PhD in math
any job I want
$300k starting

>> No.8710493

>>8710490
PhD in Analytic Shitposting
Professional Shitposter, any board I want
300keks starting

>> No.8710499

>>8710490
did you just copy my post from /g/

>> No.8710502
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8710502

>>8710499
Yes,Yes I did anon , fuck I didn't know you'll notice

my shitposting skills are so shit that I have to copy posts in order to get (yous)

>> No.8710528

Just graduated.
PhD in Computer Science
Fixing legacy network code on Debian systems
I'm unemployed.

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>>8710502
Ignore the guy you copied from. You're doing God's work.

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8710579

>>8710490
wow sweet may may, did you think of that one yourself?

>> No.8710675

>>8710490
PhD in Math
MSc in Physics
BSc in EE

Doing R&D, especially interdisciplinary stuff.
450k

>> No.8710796

>>8710675
you are /sci/'s wet dream if true.

>BSc in biochemistry
>Currently PhD student in inorganic materials / engineering
>salary seems to be around 90k starting if I can land a job

At least I really love what I do. I wont be poor forever...right?

>> No.8710805

>>8710490
PHd in Astro-Dentistry
Masters in Elecro-topology
Associates in Biology
Minor in Islamic studies

$900,000k as a baker owning a local bakery.

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8710820

>>8710490
PhD in Rhetoric
Post Pepes all day long
...for free

>> No.8710823

PhD in Biochemical Claxation Theory
BSc in Advanced Detromo Seperation physics
Masters in Quasec Computingnomics
Starting salary is 2000 Binglors as a Vox Chanter

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8710828

>>8710820
>he does it for free

>> No.8710850

>>8710490

Clinical psychologist (BA,MA, PhD clinical psych) -130k roughly

>> No.8710852

>>8710850

How the fuck does this retard who studied a womans subject that is objectively fucking PSEUDOSCIENCE land a job making 130k when I have an BSc in mech engineering and I can't find a fucking job and always never pass interviews? Fuck you. I haven't been able to find a job since I fucking graduated 4 years ago

>> No.8710871

>>8710852
>BSc in mech engineering

You fell for a meme degree and didn't go for a masters. No wonder you have no job. Your GPA is probably shit too.

>> No.8710877

>>8710852

>gets interviews
>doesn't pass them

How have you not figured out people don't like what you're selling yet

>> No.8710885

>>8710852
have u tried not having autism

>> No.8710965

>>8710852
Maybe because he studied the job statistics and realized that there was a demand for it where he lived, unlike you who blindly believed the "mechanical engineering super abundant job market meme"!!! Seriously people like you who think they're entitled to a job just because they studied something that involves math make me fucking sick.

>> No.8711051

>>8710852
It's not what you know, it's who you know. If you didn't make connections through internships, etc. in undergrad, chances are you're going to have a hard time finding a job in almost any field. Now, 4 years after graduating, and assuming you're doing nothing involving mech. engineering atm, you're super fucked. Shoulda brown-nosed some professors famalam.

>> No.8711088

I work at Subway for 11 dollars an hour

>> No.8712562

>>8710852

Lol maaad

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>>8710490