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Do your worst.

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>>8685595

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>>8685595

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>>8685595
This is the best one I think.

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>> No.8686215

>>8686173
now that you mention it, I haven't seen that poster in a while

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>> No.8686230

>>8686225
last one shoulda been flat earth

>> No.8686235

Post more, plz.

Do one with the meme degrees tier list

>> No.8686238

>>8686230
fuck me I was struggling for the last panel for like 5 minutes too, that would be better

>> No.8686245

>>8686238
Nah doubting climate change is funnier

>> No.8686261

To lazy to make it but here's mine

/pol/ raider

Believing /sci/ is about science and math

Shitposters making fun of different fields of STEM

Laughing at idiots and shitposters on /sci/

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>> No.8686421

>>8686417
i dont know how to feel about this
is it saying engineering is the best or the worst

>> No.8686427

>>8686421
>is it saying engineering is the best or the worst
yes

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>> No.8686435

>>8686421
It's saying engineering is the worst but really that's just a meme on here. Engineers are up with doctors and lawyers in society. Whenever I tell people I'm an engineer they are impressed and interested in my work. Most people aren't interested in maths or physics majors and perceive them as autistic losers, which they are. They also earn less money despite their degree being relatively hard, although not as hard as a real degree such as med, eng or law. Making it a very very stupid decision to do. It's basically like the SS + GOMAD troll on /fit/.

>> No.8686447

>>8686435
>Engineers are up with doctors and lawyers in society
>I tell people I'm an engineer they are impressed and interested in my work
keep tell yourself that kid

>> No.8686451

>>8686447
t.
salty math major

>> No.8686454

>>8686447
>omg your an engineer anon? wow!
>oh an engineer! what type?
>omg that's so cool what stuff have you built?

>you're a math major? oh
>haha i dont like math
>oh you must be smart i guess, heh...

>> No.8686470

>>8686435
they are probably more interested in why you are sucking their dick

>> No.8686474

someone make one about politics

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>>8685595
>2012+5
>not faking your way into a comfy research position, barely going by regurgitating science other people do and making a decent sum of money in the process

ishyggity diggity

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>> No.8686562

>>8686558
> not knowing about Congo space programe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RT3IQK4GScY

>> No.8686563

>>8686551
Are you female by any chance?

>> No.8686576

>>8686225
dumb meta gorillaposter

>> No.8686578

>>8686563
:^)

>> No.8686582

>>8686562
Lol. That's was fun until they said "supported by the authorities". What the fuck. Why if a country full of poverty doing research into rockets.

Not even our first world countries should do it, and these third world motherfuckers decide it is a good idea anyway.

The world is fucked. We need to genocide all engineers because those motherfuckers ruin everything. Instead of solving poverty, lets fund a fucking rocket.

>> No.8686910

>>8686417
Perfect

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>>8685595

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>> No.8687021

>>8687017
this wins

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Chemistry is underrepresented here.

>> No.8687068

>>8687060
>3d nmr
wow

>> No.8687160

>>8686204
wew

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...?

>> No.8687698

>>8687681
>morality is subjective
Wrong. Most morality is based observations we can make about reality and axioms based on those observations. Most morals come form Golden Rule logic.

>Love is just a chemical reaction in the brain!
When someone says that just punch them in the face and tell them at pain is just a chemical reaction in the brain. The nature of knowing something does not change its significance.

>many paths of learning about "actual" human condition...
Oh hey, look everyone! This guy knows the "real" truth and everyone is just too scared to admit it!

That's borderline personality.

>> No.8687708

>>8687698
Jeez you're an emotional little guy!

>> No.8687713

>>8687698
*or girl

>> No.8687718

>>8687708
Humans are by definition emotional, social beings.

>> No.8687724

>>8687718
https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/human_being

>I'm not going to argue with an overly emotional monkey

>> No.8687732

>>8686435
>Most people aren't interested in maths or physics majors and perceive them as autistic losers, which they are.
Well said my brainlet friend

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>> No.8687762

>>8687681
kek

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>>8687734

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So, what do you people think?

>> No.8688060

>>8688054
> messure

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>>8688060
What a brainlet, doesn't casually use french to convey intellectual maturity.

>> No.8688107

>>8688090
That would have worked if 'measure' were actually 'messure' in French. Good try though.

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>> No.8688140

>>8686209
Kek

>> No.8688162

>>8688131

>path integration
>sigma finite measures exist on infinite dimensional vector spaces

lol, brainlet detected.

>> No.8688185

>>8688131
Yet the pilot wave is the true solution. Enjoy your mathematical circlejerk.

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>> No.8688198

>>8688185
>pilot wave
>real
it doesn't even account for relativity. how can it be correct?

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>> No.8688208

>>8688201
Why are Wittgenstein and Schopenhauer clumped together? Completely unrelated thinkers.

>> No.8688213

>>8688208

The same with Derrida and Foucalt

>> No.8688217

>>8688213
Well at least they're both continental philosophers. Aside from sharing a German style rooted in aphorisms, Wittgenstein and Schopenhauer are really part of distinct traditions.

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>>8686417
>kinesiology
>computer science

>> No.8688226

>>8686563
T-that's sexist! Wom-n are in a disadvantaged position in society... we should do anything we can to help them.

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>> No.8688236

>>8687734
If I gave enough of a shit to edit a map of the earth onto a Klein bottle and a Calabi Yau manifold, I'd do it and add them onto this image. Too bad I'm not autistic.

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>>8688107
Hmm, you are not very good at this, are you?

>>8688208
>>8688213
The img doesnt't draw parallels other tha "x is more intellectualy superior than y", the subjects in each cathegory can be comptely unrelated.

>> No.8688244

>>8688231
Get a load of this nerd

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>> No.8688308

>>8688295
where the fuck is that first notation even used

>> No.8688310

>>8688308
physics

>> No.8688314

>>8686454
>omg your an engineer anon? wow!
>oh an engineer! what type?
>What do you mean you're not "that kind" of engineer?

>> No.8688325

>>8688308
Time derivate. Physics.

>> No.8688326

>>8688310
it's the superior form for ODEs, dynamical systems, and mechanics.

>> No.8688331

>>8688314
said nobody ever
t. salty math major

laymen don't know the difference between ee/me, they're essentially the same unless you get an exceptionally retarded person that thinks of "electrician" when they hear "electrical engineer"

so in terms of laymen being impressed it goes

NukeE > AeroE > PetroE > me/ee > everything else

>> No.8688355

>>8688308
Physics, bastardizing mathematics as always. Are you surprised?

>> No.8688373

>>8688355
the physics and that notation came before the rigorous mathematics

>> No.8688377

>>8688331
>ee/me
>essentially the same

Are engineers actually this retarded that they're incapable of differentiating mechanics and electrodynamics as two completely different physics?

THEY FUCKING CONTRADICT. WHY DO YOU THINK QUANTUM PHYSICS EXISTS? HOW CAN ENGINEERS BE THIS FUCKING RETARDED ABOUT THEIR OWN FIELD?

>> No.8688382

>>8688377
> using qm to describe macroscopic phenomena

how retarded are you?

>> No.8688417

>>8688382
That doesn't make any sense, and if you weren't retarded yourself, you would have called me out on the fact that I said quantum mechanics instead of relativity.

So kill yourself.

>> No.8688429

>>8688377
can you read you chubby brainlet?
i said laymen can't differentiate, which is what we're talking about to begin with

how retarded are you

>> No.8688439

>>8688377
how retarded are you?

>> No.8688456

>>8688439
but.. but... but.. muh velocity addition

>> No.8688468

>>8688201
Triggered

>> No.8688475

>>8687017

thank you

>> No.8688479

>>8688123
I recognize the topological one, but what the shit is the other ones.

>> No.8688559

>>8687681
2deep3me

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>>8685595
here's one i made for /fit/ but i'll post it here because i'm banned there for the time being

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>> No.8688715

>>8686447
ERTW

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>>8685595

>> No.8688900

>>8686417

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>>8688231
>using genius intellect to sway society and politics for the benefit of mankind

>> No.8688944

>>8687698
>Most morals come form Golden Rule logic.
Why is the Golden Rule objectively right then?

>> No.8688947

>>8687681
that edge, wew

>> No.8689029

>>8688911
I really like this picture anon

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>>8686447
>*autistic screeching *

>> No.8689284

>>8688236
Yeah, you are.

>> No.8689292

>>8688377
Holy fuck what an idiot.
You must be pretty embarrassed right now buddy.

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>> No.8689859

>>8689739
my nigga

>> No.8689875

>>8689739
Funnyjunk if this is you get the fuck out of 4chan.

>> No.8689968

>>8688475
my pleasure

>> No.8689974

>>8688308
engineering

>> No.8690052

>>8688331
Boi I make panties drop so hard they make holes in the ground when I tell people I'm studying Engineering Physics.

>> No.8690167

>>8686209
brainlet here i have a vague idea of why this is funny, but can someone explain this more explicitly?

>> No.8690183

>>8688800
Never seen -1 factor for fermionic fields before. Is this from a book?

>> No.8690184

>>8686996
I think you're sort of missing the whole point of this

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>>8688295
I tried

>> No.8690265

>>8688201
>Plato and Socrates distinct
>>8688213
Both are poststructuralists.

>> No.8690292

>>8688417

not him.

so you are saying you are also retarded?

>> No.8690303

>>8687017
Who's the last guy?

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>>8687681
Yup
>This fucking guy

>> No.8690352

>>8686558
Did they really put a rocket on a lunar module?

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>>8685595
You told me to do my worst.
I did my best.

>> No.8690357

>>8687698
In the end, we shan't argue so much about what is right or wrong, but rather enjoy that we exist and have been given this time to be alive.

There is plenty of time to argue after you are dead.

>> No.8690361

>>8690354

>proof theoretic validity in the absence of semantic validity

at least you got me to respond.

>> No.8690370

>>8690361
What are you even rambling about?

>> No.8690378

>>8690354
Yeah but language is for the most part truth-functional, so this is all garbage.

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>>8685595

>> No.8690384

>>8690378
This statement is false.

Anyways, I don't even need to ask you if you have are well-read in mathematical logic. It is clear you aren't. Go back to your philosophy safe-space, you retarded monkey.

>> No.8690386

>>8690370

the post I responded to, it was bait, but it wasn't too shitty, it got me to respond.

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pronoun debate in a meme

>> No.8690392

>>8690384
I study semantics faggot.

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>>8690392
>semantics

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAAH

Here, let me act as your personal charity because in terms of logic knowledge I am a rich man in the first world and you are a poor black kid in Africa.

Here is a book in mathematical logic:
https://www.karlin.mff.cuni.cz/~krajicek/mendelson.pdf

The most basic of basic logic though. It may still be too tough for you but call me if you get through to chapter 2 and learn about the rigorous definitions of first order theories and what it really means to base mathematics from a first order theory (ZFC).

>> No.8690407

>>8690404

1. mendelson is an undergraduate text

2. you still seem to think that you can establish proof theoretic validity in the absence of a notion of semantic validity, which is brainlet-tier

>> No.8690409

>>8690404
You realize semantics is one of the main components of formal logic right? Maybe you haven't seen that yet in your logic 101 course. You might get there in intermediate logic next semester.

>> No.8690422

>>8690407
>>8690409

>If I use a put together a bunch of long logic-sounding words then I'm sure it makes up a coherent argument

I can see that you are failing your little semantics course there.

Anyways, if you do not believe in the fact that statements can only be provable/disprovable and that it entirely depends on which theory you are using then how do you think problems such as choice and the continuum can be solved?

Do you think we simply ignore those problems forever?

Because I think the answer is clear. There are 3 possible theories: ZF with choice, ZF without choice, and ZF with the negation of choice. And we have to choose one. We need to choose a theory eventually. I mean, we already did but this is just an example.

That is why I called it the ultimate red pill. Nothing is true nor false. Everything is either provable, disprovable or independent and the true question is which theory do we want to follow.

>> No.8690427

>>8690422
Go away, you've already shown you don't know a thing about logic.

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>>8690422
>being this much of a freshman
>not even understanding foundations
>having an opinion at all

>> No.8690434

>>8690427
>>8690430

>This statement is independent...

LALALALALALALALALLALALALALALAL
TRUTH VALUES EXIST XDDD JUST LOOK FOR A PROOF LOOOOL
LALALALALALALALALALALALALALAL
I'M NOT LISTENING. I WILL FIND A PROOF
LALALALALALALALALALALALLALALALALA
YOU PROVED IT CANNOT BE PROVEN?
THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALAL

>> No.8690441

>>8690183
That's completely up to convention

>> No.8690457

>>8687681
I grew a fedora reading this.

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>>8690457
>>8688559
>>8688947
Kiddies using cute memes because they don't understand enough to actually engage with the ideas.

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im sorry yall but this is the way it is

>> No.8690575

>>8690422
Goedel argued on multiple occasions that CH is false. Yes, even after he himself demonstrated that CH could not be proven false in ZFC.

>> No.8690589

>>8690575
You misunderstand mathematicians.

Godel believed (read: wanted or felt) that CH was false. He can believe that all he wants, but he knew that his belief was useless unless he would make everyone else adhere to a theory in which CH was disprovable.

His belief of falseness was his basis for arguing for a theory that disproves CH. He did not argue that the CH is false, he argued that CH should be disprovable.

If CH had an inherent truth value then arguing is useless to begin with. Simply find what that truth value is. But what we all know is that truth values don't really exist, which is why he had to try to convince everyone else to use ZFnot(C).

>> No.8690603

>>8690589
Congratulations, you have discovered the debate between Platonism and formalism.

>> No.8690607

>>8690603
Debate?

Lol, I know I am right. There is no debate to be had here. Formalism is the only way.

>> No.8690620

>>8690422
>>8690434
Man be a little humble. You clearly know nothing about this.

>> No.8690626

>>8690167
the top one is the most accurate way known to formalize gravity in mathematics, the last one is the shitiest aproximation you can have of Earth's gravity force.

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>> No.8690655

>>8688479
first one is the epsilon-delta definition of a limit, I think

>> No.8690676

>>8690628
You-ler was a real genius.

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>>8688479
The first one is epsilon-delta, the second one is characterizing contituity by demanding that if [math](x_n)_{n \in \mathbb{N}}[/math] converges to some [math]c[/math], then [math](f(x_n))_{n \in \mathbb{N}}[/math] converges to [math]f(c)[/math], the third one is from topology, the fourth one I don't recognize, and the fifth one is what it means for a functor to be continuous.

That [math]\ell_{\infty}[/math] makes me think of those taxicab norms and the such, there was the series one. I guess [math]c[/math] is a constant mapped into the reals by some linear operator, and then this is plugged into [math]f[/math], but on the other hand, it is made a series, which is eventually mapped into the reals. This would then make it a generalized element. Not 100% sure, though.

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Tell me I'm wrong

>> No.8690750

>>8687017
Hilarious. Even ranking Kaku among Einstein. you children are hilarious.

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>>8690686
The third one is literally just the limit definition expressed in terms of maps and diagrams. [math]l_\infty[/math] is the space of convergent limits.

>> No.8690770

>>8690750
holy autism

how do people as dumb as you exist

>> No.8690778
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>>8690768
Grazie

>> No.8690780
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>>8690778
Come back to the discord you fucking slut.
I-I miss you

>> No.8690783
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>>8690780
I had no internet for a month and during that time I forgot my password

>> No.8690789

>>8690750
Is this bait, or are you retarded?

>> No.8690795

>>8689635
the point isn't to just post things that are clearly true, that's not funny

>> No.8690803
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8690803

>>8690780
But yeah, I'll take care of some stuff and then make a new account (do you know how the idea of coming back after a long break builds up anxiety or am I just so retarded socially?)
ETA saturday or sunday

>> No.8690810

>>8688563
Let me guess, you were brapposting?

>> No.8690812
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8690812

>>8685595

>> No.8690870

>>8690381
i don't get it

>> No.8690887
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8690887

>>8690783
Fugg :DDDD
>>8690803
Well you're right since everyone is creaming themselves over how you're not around for so long.
I told them that you became my pet and that you're not allowed to use the internet.

>> No.8690912
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>>8690887
Sorry about that. The internet company fucked up, they had my name written on the contract by hand, and then some other worker couldn't read their colleagues text, and I started to get every bill twice. Then I called them and said this other guy doesn't exist, and they were like "ok we'll take care of this", and then I got more of these double bills, one for me and one for "him". Then a blackout happened on their side, and, when putting the connections back on, they saw there was a customer owing them like 300+ cuckbucks, and decided to fuck him up. I then called them again, and guess what, they told me they had contacted some distraint firm and I'd have to wait for their threat mail to get some number to give them, and then I finally got it, and called again to get things fixed and finally SUCCeeded. I guess they killed that imaginary brother of mine at the same time. This is what turns people into Unabombers, you don't fear technology, you dislike it (just like you don't fear gay or foreign people, homophobia and xenophobia refuted).

Send them my regards, purr~ it's already almost 7am, so I'm gonna sleep now. Tschüs!

>> No.8690914
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8690914

>>8690912
Good night baby.

>> No.8690917

>>8690870
>tfw people who were born after 9/11 already post here.
I thought that with my PhD I would leave this hellhole.

>> No.8690922

>>8690655
He obviously meant the category-theoretic ones.

>> No.8690977

>>8687745
kek

>> No.8691010

>>8690381
Underrated as fuck.

>> No.8691043

>>8688197
underrated

>> No.8691046

Socialism,nationalism,communism,conservatism


Classical Liberalism


Libertarianism


Minarchist

>> No.8691101
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8691101

>>8691046
ANARCHO-CAPITALISM

>> No.8691109

>>8687060
What the fuck is with them sloppy ass peaks in the middle one

>> No.8691138

>>8687724
holy fuck this b8

>> No.8691147

>>8690914
what is this /a/ shit going on?

>> No.8691298
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8691298

>>8685595
I actually do the last one

>> No.8691372

>>8691298
What about actually fucking a woman?

>> No.8691420

>>8691372
eww

>> No.8691465

>>8691372
>/sci/entists
>fucking women

pick literally only one

>> No.8691467

>>8691372
>women
have you ever even held a twink and facefucked him while he looks at you teary-eyed and practically begging you not to think less of him for letting you do anything you want?

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8691543

>>8691372

>> No.8691557

>>8686209
I overchuckled

>> No.8691673

>>8691467
I can't say I have.

>> No.8691693

>>8686447
engineering, much like law and medicine, is legally defined.

math, physics, whatever other bullshit degree you have is not legally defined. your profession does not carry the sanction of the US government.

>> No.8691743

>>8691372
>fucking women

get out

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8691759

>>8686204
Know the difference.

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8691778

>>8691372
>Fucking women

What is wrong with you?

>> No.8691784

>>8691372
Gross

>> No.8691800

>>8686582
>The world is fucked. We need to genocide all engineers because those motherfuckers ruin everything. Instead of solving poverty, lets fund a fucking rocket.
Why do you think they have that degree of poverty in the first place? It's the same reason South Africa can't maintain it's electrical grid without rolling brown-outs.

>> No.8691819

>>8686582
if they can reach space their people can be more proud and unite to reach prosperity

>> No.8691846

>>8688355
Nigga that's Newton's notation for derivative, what the fuck are you talking about?

>> No.8691865
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8691865

>>8691372
>this guy

>> No.8692183

>>8687017
>People who unironically think Einstein was the best mathematician/physicist ever when you niggers like Newton, Euler and Gauss. Hell, even fucking Schrodinger and Bohr were better than Einstein.

Ayy lmao, E = mc^2 and muh general relativity. Fucking nigger, just theorized (THEORIZED) that space-time curves and that's how gravity works.
>B-but muh Einstein Field equation
Literally just advancements of Maxwell's equations.

Fuck Einstein, basically.

>> No.8692617

>>8687681
did elliot rodgers make this?

>> No.8692630
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8692630

>>8687017

>> No.8692633

>>8686454
that's exactly right, even plebs know they can understand what an engineer does so they ask about it, but they also know they are too stupid to get what a mathematician/physicist does, so they don't ask.

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>> No.8692651

>>8690730
lmao

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8692662

>>8691372
What did you just say to me?

>> No.8692709

>>8690770
explain your discontent to a newfag please. Is it about kaku being not as intelligent as portrayed?

>> No.8692713

>>8690789
explain your discontent to a newfag please. Is it about kaku being not as intelligent as portrayed?

>> No.8692740

>>8690202

you failed

>> No.8692821

>>8686214
kek

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8692827

>> No.8692843
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8692843

>>8687017
delete this

>> No.8692858

>>8688331
>unless you get an exceptionally retarded person that thinks of "electrician" when they hear "electrical engineer"
>tfw had a gf who thought "mechanical engineer" meant "mechanic"

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8692859

>>8688197

>> No.8692868

>>8691372
>associating with women at all
What are you, gay?

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8693073

>>8690381
..didnt see that coming kek

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8693078

>>8691372
>What about actually fucking a woman?
you gay or something, faggot?

>> No.8693080

>>8693074
gg

>> No.8693081

>>8687681
Pretty good image.

>> No.8693097

>>8693057
>windows phone
Garbage

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8693107

>>8688197

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8693123

>>8688197

>> No.8693173

>>8693123
>wikipedia sources

but they have the reference at the bottom of the page

no one actually uses wikipedia as a source, do they?

>> No.8693296

>>8690810
The hell is brapposting.

>> No.8693321

>>8688197
fuck you

>> No.8693324

>>8692740
make a better one then.
Why is every integral/primative notation terrible?

>> No.8693327

>>8693173
have you tried checking the sources? many of the online ones are broken links.

>> No.8693345

>>8687681
Beyond euphoric.

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>>8685595

>> No.8693524

>>8693074
Are you the mexican from the /pol/ thread or just copying him? Typical burger.

>> No.8693538

>>8690551
I'm too pleb to differentiate between the two with one temporal fenestra. The bottom one is synapsida right? What's the one in the upper middle?

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8693539

>>8685595

>> No.8693569

>>8686209
what the hell is 'th a contraction for

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>> No.8693734

>>8686209
except this is right. the first two will only be used in derivations, the third in freshman physics homework, and the fourth in back of the envelope calculations, which of the four examples makes it by far the most useful.

>> No.8693740

>>8693539
10/10

>> No.8693745
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8693745

>>8685595

>> No.8693753

>>8693523
kek

>> No.8693769

>>8687681
>mere chemicals
I remember when I was 16

>> No.8693772
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8693772

>>8685595

>> No.8693859
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8693859

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8693892

>> No.8694614

>>8686209
I just saw someone wearing this meme on a t shirt today. Did /sci/ make this one or has it been around for a while?

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8694633

>>8691372
Say it again, faggot. See what happens.

>> No.8694639

>>8692183
lmao poor white boi cant handle jews intellect :)):)

>> No.8694652

>>8693892
who /postingwithgrandkids/ here?

>> No.8694826

>>8688201
Why is et al in every tier?

>> No.8694835

>>8691372
if there was a 5th tier that was lower than the rest, like a picture of a guy with no brain at all, then that would be what you said.

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>> No.8694880

>>8692183
I second this projectile motion. Greatest generation just happened to exist during a scientific rennaisance. These things were bound to discover themselves.

>> No.8694908

>>8694861
My boy G-Dick

>> No.8694915

>>8686435
>he brags about the difficulty of an UNDERGRADUATE degree
Engineers should be banned from this board, they have nothing in common with real scientists and mathematicians. An engineer wants to take the tools and knowledge that real thinkers spent decades of work on, and then apply them to the most uninteresting situations in order to make $$$$. An engineer will never have an original thought in their life.

>> No.8694939

>>8692183
What are you on about mate. You do understand that Einstein published 3 papers in 1905 that were extremely influential right?

SR, using borwnian movement to prove that matter is made out of discrete objects, something which some top physicists of the time (like Mach) didn't fully agree with yet; and the photoelectric effect, which together with plank's work beings QM.

Now, I have the feeling that you are right on something. Einstein didn't possess the natural genius of say Newton or Euler, but if anything, that adds to how much of a badass motherfucker he was, doing all that shit while being pretty much a normal fucking guy.

I mean at the end of the day seriously what the fuck is your problem why the fuck would you shit an Albert Einstein, you couldn't achieve a 50th of his work even if your IQ was twice his. So stop being a fucking nigger and be thankful that someone sat and figured out these beatiful theories for us to enjoy, though I'm pretty sure your only exposure to them is from "I fucking love science",

That was pretty good b8 m8, good job. You russtled my jimmies.

>> No.8694963

>>8694915
shut up nigger

>> No.8694968

>>8694939
Money under mouth running says he microsofted most of his works when he worked at a patent office. Scientific street cred has the least credibility. I.e. newton didn't invent calculus. Watson and crick were trying to steal each others work and ended up ganging up on an unknown female biologist for her writings.

>> No.8694978

>>8691101
I mean, I'm an ancap and I usually find the memeball funny, but fucken hell: Ancaps do not belive in intelectual property.

>> No.8694982

You think I could trigger /lit/ and /his/ with this?

>> No.8694984
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8694984

>>8694978
>I mean I'm an ancap

>> No.8694986
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8694986

>>8694982
forgot pick

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8694998

>>8694984

>> No.8695019

>>8694998
you realize that your vision society will never be achieved. The actual capitalists, people like Gates, Soros and Buffet,(who ancaps dislikes for some reason) would never allow it. The only way would be through massive and voilent revolution. Shit talk about commies all you want but at least they now how to do a good revolution.

>> No.8695025

>>8693538
anapsid, synapsid, diapsid, euryapsid. Euryapsid being derived diapsid with lower temporal fenestrae walled over. In synapsids the single fenestra is a separate development from presumably anapsid ancestors. Euryapsid condition evolved multiple times in diapsids starting with some Permo-Carboniferous araeoscelids (basal diapsids), and later in the Mesozoic marine reptiles (including plesiosaurs, placodonts, and ichthyosaurs). Sauropterygians and ichthyosaurs may or may not constitute a monophyletic Euryapsida - the jury is still out on that one.

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8695059

>>8686435
>not using your math degree to become a financial engineer

you played yourself

>> No.8695072

>>8693296
*BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPP*

>> No.8695220

>>8688060
ASDF...

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8695223

>>8692858
Over on uh... /vg/... in the Engineering Game General we had an interesting one a while back.
>Someone complains about their flying machine not staying upright in a physics-based game
>Someone else replies that their center of balance is off
>First guy angrily says something like 'fuck you I don't want this ec=m2 shit (or similar) I just want to play the game'
>Second guy tries to damage control but everyone's laughing at this point
>First dumbass says 'no! I don't want your physician shit'
>As in, he specifically used the word physician
The thread never recovered
Physician is now the word we use to describe stupid people

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>> No.8695277

>>8695225
>TI
they all belong at the topmost section

>> No.8695293

>>8695223
I'm really confused here...why was the second guy damage controlling when it was the first guy who was being a dumbass

and why is physician now being used to describe stupid people when it was the dumb guy who used it on the guy who did nothing wrong

>> No.8695329

>>8695293
The poor bastard trying to keep everything sensible just wanted a nice, calm engineering games thread.
We use 'physician' since it's simple and reminds us of the absolute genius who started it all, and confuses new guys.

Half of our threads are spent complaining how fucking broken the games are anyway, so none of it matters.

>> No.8695353

>>8690184
The article he ripped the "equations" from was ironic, which means his meme is post-ironic

>> No.8695382

>>8695019
>it's not possible (read: not easy) to do this
>therefore it's wrong and you should stop believing in it
okay

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>> No.8695515

>>8695478
alright I think I'm really confused about how this meme works

>> No.8695555

>>8690381
1000/10

>> No.8695580

>>8686563
I am a girl(male)

>> No.8695637

>>8687681
Autism spectrum disorder

>> No.8695738
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8695738

>>8687681

>> No.8695790

>>8693745
>normies
i dont think normies hide behind ten proxies on a nokia

>> No.8695791

>>8695025
That's interesting, thanks for the reply.

>> No.8695802

>>8690392
so you're a lawyer?

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8695817

>>8687681

>> No.8695849

>>8695791
Enaliosauria ("sea-lizards") is an alternate name for the ichthyosaur-sauropterygian clade. Some newer analyses show a close relationship between sauropterygians and turtles - quite ironic considering the existence of things like Henodus. These papers also put this clade on the archosauromorph side of the tree, which squares well with numerous molecular studies placing turtles close to the archosaurs. More clarity on the turtle issue is needed - the older parareptilian hypotheses for their origin, while well-supported on morphological (and stratigraphic) grounds, are pretty much rejected as of now. From what I have read (not an expert), there doesn't appear to be much (if any) morphological support for the archosaur hypothesis of chelonian origins. It may turn up, but the oldest bona fide turtle (Odontochelys) is very specialized (as all turtles are), and its aquatic lifestyle may be a side branch and not representative of the direct ancestors of living turtles, or indeed of the chelonian stem lineage. Hope that isn't too much gobbledygook, lol

>> No.8695871
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8695871

Prepare for the ultimate redpill

>> No.8695888

>>8694986
YES

>> No.8695899
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8695899

>>8687017

>> No.8695914

>>8691109
The machine probably had a much lower than standard resolution.

>> No.8695915

>>8694986
really activated my almonds

>> No.8695926

>>8687681
Best one

>> No.8695928

>>8695871
last panel should read
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kl%C3%BCver%E2%80%93Bucy_syndrome

>> No.8695942
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8695942

>>8685595
looks like i'm late to the party

>> No.8695977

>>8693074

Ignorance truly is enlightening

>> No.8696044

>>8688911
je suis monke

>> No.8696120

>>8693539
Nice

>> No.8696196

>>8695225
>Not having that Casio calculator watch

You dun goofed.

>> No.8696304

>>8693296
*farts*

>> No.8696335
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8696335

>>8691372
you seem lost

>>>reddit.com/r/whiteknights

>> No.8696363
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>> No.8696395

>>8687784
Oh my fucking god time cube I love you

>> No.8696425

>>8686204
This guy knows

>> No.8696664

>>8695515
it's a /mu/ meme (although it works in all of 4chan basically)

>god tier
what I like

>great tier
what you hate

>bad tier
what I hate

>shit tier
what you like

>> No.8696982
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8696982

kek

>> No.8697004

>>8696982
genuinely laughed, saved

>> No.8697005

>>8691372
Jesus. Fucking. Christ.
That's pretty gay desu senpai.

>> No.8697086

>>8687681
>>8692617
/thread

>> No.8697220

>>8695871
>not having exploding head syndrome for the last panel

>> No.8697225
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8697225

>> No.8697251
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8697251

just stop

>> No.8697255

>>8692827
yes

>> No.8697276

>>8686582

if you think black countires biggest issues are overspending on space programmes you have some real learning to do

(the biggest problem is blacks)

>> No.8697305

>>8693073
Twin Towers did neither

>> No.8697345

>>8688197
kek

>> No.8698122

>>8686417
Where would Chemical engineering be?

>> No.8698526

>>8691372
>fucking a woman
Holy shit, fucking mega brainlet alert

>> No.8698997

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>the most accurate way known to formalize gravity in mathematics, the last one is the shitiest aproximation you can have of Earth's gravity force.

ah much appreciated thanks

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