How do I initiate a (romantic) conversation with my math TA?

[Anonymous No.8651718]

I'm tall, relatively good looking, in shape and I dress pretty damn well. I'm engaged in her classes but otherwise pretty huiet and I don't know how to approach her.
I know she "likes memes", I saw it on her instagram, but what the hell would I even write that's witty or clever? I'm just an undergrad.
Please help /sci/.

[Anonymous No.8651725]

tell her that 1+1 can equal 3

[Anonymous No.8651727]

stop thinking there are rules and just fuck her

[Anonymous No.8651732]

>>8651718
be careful: you getting involved with her can cause her to lose her job

[Anonymous No.8651735]

>>8651732
why would it?

[Anonymous No.8651741]

>>8651732
i thought her job was to satisfy me

[Anonymous No.8651780]

>>8651741
Bazoopa

[Anonymous No.8651784]

Seriously though, has anyone been in this situation here?
She's pretty cute, I want to get her talking to me but I don't know what I should write.
I don't even want to reveal who I am right now but I'm affraid it'll seem creepy and stalky if I don't.

[Anonymous No.8651790]

>>8651784
Iktf, one of my lab TAs will come over to me and ask if everything is alright even though she knows im doing fine.

[Anonymous No.8651807]

Why are you asking this here?

>tfw all my TA's are pajeets

[Anonymous No.8651809]

Just kill yourself.

Nerd fantasy

[Anonymous No.8651827]

>>8651718
just flirt, retard

[Anonymous No.8651830]

[Anonymous No.8651833]

>>8651827
how

[Anonymous No.8651843]

smile
ask her number
ask her out

[Anonymous No.8651845]

>>8651830
Holy crap so much fedora.

[Anonymous No.8651856]

>>8651718
I've just read this >>8651830 whole thing and he's utterly and completely right

I haven't gotten laid myself yet, because becoming so is not an instantaneous process, it requires a lot of self-control which can by cultivated only gradually, or else the inner nature protests against it

[Anonymous No.8651858]

>>8651833
Complement her shirt

[Anonymous No.8651861]

>>8651784
>hi, I would like to go for some coffee with you?

[Anonymous No.8651864]

>>8651780
that's not a term you faggot

[Anonymous No.8651877]

>>8651845
It`s supposed to be a parody, faggot.

[Anonymous No.8651887]

>>8651718
>tall

Sucks to be you lanklet, she will never go for you

[Anonymous No.8651898]

>yfw every single ancestor of yours has gotten laid
>yfw retarded chinks and hicks and niggers can get laid
>yfw lots of virgin autist spergs ITT and failures to our species

[Anonymous No.8651903]

Read How to Win Friends and Influence People.

[Anonymous No.8651905]

>>8651898
Newton died a virgin. Do you think he was a failure to our species?

[Anonymous No.8651909]

>>8651903
Western culture is a failure, big surprise.

[Anonymous No.8651913]

>>8651909
Sorry I meant to quote >>8651898

[Anonymous No.8651920]

>>8651909
So scientific advancements, being able to go to the moon and all other shit is a failure? Sure it's better to be of an african tribe, with a sub-100 IQ and life expectancy of 30 years.

[Anonymous No.8651921]

>>8651718
she has a boyfriend OP

[Anonymous No.8651926]

How can you contribute to her happiness, fulfillment, can you bring her joy? Bring her happiness and she'll be attracted to you; though remember, she has a job.

[Anonymous No.8651931]

>>8651920
Considering climate change, nuclear war, and antibiotic resistant bacteria are the leading risks of extinction for our species? Yeah I think it's safe to say we'd still be surviving for quite a while as Africans living in mud huts.

[Anonymous No.8651933]

>>8651921
She doesn't, even if she does that means nothing, I see no ring. I had a gf a month ago and now I don't.
The only problem I see is that she's 30 and I'm 23.

[Anonymous No.8651934]

>>8651921
This

[Anonymous No.8651966]

>>8651905
>Newton died a virgin.

By choice.

Women only slow highly advanced thinking. Newton literally had to devote his entire life to what he did...you think he could have had that success if he had to deal with a woman all the time?

[Anonymous No.8651970]

>>8651933
>I see no ring
You do realize that girls typically don't use a ring if the relationship is only a bf/gf type of thing, right?

[Anonymous No.8651979]

>>8651905
Do something as great as Newton and maybe you'll receive an exemption too.

>>8651909
Don't blame the culture. Even the dumbest, ugliest mouthbreathers here can get laid. In fact, western culture should encourage and stimulate the shedding of your virgin autist spergism - it would actually be excusable if you lived in pajeetstan

[Anonymous No.8651983]

>>8651718
coffee with one of these

[Anonymous No.8651986]

>>8651861
>>8651727
Literally these OP
t. fucking TA right now

[Anonymous No.8651990]

>>8651979
How do you know about my leaf?

[Anonymous No.8651995]

>>8651990
Pretty obvious to stop a leaf.

[Anonymous No.8652000]

>>8651933
If you already had a gf you should be able to approach a woman.

[Anonymous No.8652007]

>>8651986
Well my intentions are not (just) to fuck her, I would very much like to be with her.
How is it anyways? Do you keep it secret and is it frowned upon?

[Anonymous No.8652011]

>>8652007
Fucking idiot
Read the thread
You'll get her fired

[Anonymous No.8652016]

>>8651845
No hes right, the first part/intro is definetely fedora tier and designed to play on your insecurities and make you feel like it could,happen to you. However the bullet points of advice are dead on

[Anonymous No.8652017]

>>8651931
Not really. Even with all those threats, we are far better than starving africans (who are also affected by that).

[Anonymous No.8652023]

>>8651979
Being a virgin sucks, but my point is that it doesn't mean that you are an ultimate failure. It doesn't mean that you are supposed to slack. I think is reasonable to at least try to be as big as Newton.

[Anonymous No.8652032]

>>8652011
It's silly not to go for it for the reason that in case it goes well someone might be bothered by it.

OP is also annoying for not just go with >>8651861
Also, for using my ava

[Anonymous No.8652054]

>>8652016

>play on your insecurities= fedora tier

kys

[Anonymous No.8652055]

>>8652023
Have some advice

>24 going on 25 and well on my way to becoming a wizard
>somehow meet a girl
>shes infertile, loves blow jobs (swallows), and lets me creampie her whenever
>never used a condom
>was in a relationship with her for almost 3 years
>broke up
>realize that I will probably never have sex again
>can't even get pleasure from jacking off anymore since the orgasm is like 1/100th of the intensity of a creampie or a girl swallowing your load.

My autism still remains and will likely never get laid again. It is better to never have had it then to have it, lose it and realize you will almost certainly never get it again.

[Anonymous No.8652067]

>>8652032
"Bothered by it" is different from "get her fired"
It's against the rules to have relationships with your students because 1) conflict of interest and 2) abuse of power (though no one will probably care about this because the powerful member is the woman in this case)

If she's worth her salt, she'll shut you down hard. In all my years TAing, I've had a few girls try to make a move on me and I shot that shit down like artillery, and she will too.

You nerds need to stop goading him on to live your fantasy. This is as cringey as trying to get with your nurse. Get over it.

[Anonymous No.8652076]

Never try it OP. It isn't worth what will happen.

I tried to sexually come on to my 60 year old Indian female professor because she mentioned in a class that she had never had kids because she couldn't find the right man. I am kind of fat and ugly, but thought she would still want some attention.

Basically I arranged a meeting to discuss the class and bought along a box of chocolates and a compass, because she is a math professor, and halfway trhough the meeting pulled the chocolate out, stabbed the compass into one to skewer it and tried to shove it into her mouth romantically. accidentally poked her and caused bleeding. very nearly lost my place at the school

[Anonymous No.8652079]

>>8652076
Top lele

[Anonymous No.8652085]

>>8651735
they're employees of the university.

[Anonymous No.8652088]

>>8652076
My sides.

But that never happened.

[Anonymous No.8652094]

>>8652067
It didn't read like she will be taken by surprise and think negatively of him if he makes a move, and I don't see anybody else involved. Thus I don't see why an expectation of "she will you down" would be a good reason not to try and make a move. Flirting is fun, so do it.

[Anonymous No.8652098]

>fall in love with physics teacher
>one day I awkwardly ask her to go eat with me one of these days
>she smiles and rubs off the nervousness saying no and walks away
>I am so ashamed I dont know what the fuck to do anymore
>she teases me about it like 1 or 2 times after that
>the whole thing made me felt terrible because thought she was laughing at me
>stop going to her class and fail at it

Every now and then when I see her I blush like crazy.

In other words, OP. Be sure its going to work, else prepare for awkwardness.

[Anonymous No.8652109]

>>8652085

Also this.

[Anonymous No.8652111]

>>8652098
>>she teases me about it like 1 or 2 times after that
You're in bro. She just needed time to warm up to you. Teasing you = cleared for landing

[Anonymous No.8652116]

>>8652111

I am awkward, shy, tall and UGLY. You have no idea dude.

By teasing I meant...

>laughing about the whole thing

In other words, she was laughing at me getting all nervous and red every time I kept going to her classes.

I've done autistic things. But that was certainly one of the most. Autism really took over.

[Anonymous No.8652130]

This is her desu.

[Anonymous No.8652136]

She's a nerd. Nerd chicks are impressed by science. Just go up to her and start dropping science facts. Don't even say hi. If she looks flustered, that means she's trying to retain composure while her pussy froths like a goddamn cappuccino. That's when you go in for the kiss.

[Anonymous No.8652144]

>>8652130
Fairly good, but I could never look away from that mole on her nose.

That would be the most distracting thing ever

[Anonymous No.8652151]

>>8652136
>while her pussy froths like a goddamn cappuccino
neat