Astrobiology

[Anonymous No.8649143]

Astrobiology thread.

[Anonymous No.8649146]

Are aliens slimy?

[Anonymous No.8649259]

>>8649146
All aliens are coated in a viscous gel-like fluid. The compounds vary from life form to life form. There is only one type of alien that doesn't have a slimy layer AMD that's the Negaslimoids of Sector 6,899,765B-Area 232ç

[Anonymous No.8649355]

Well I have a small number of theories on what and how aliens will work on a biological level.
This may take several posts.

Firstly you need you focus on the planet its self. If the planet has smaller desnity than earth and has less than 1G then they will be significantly weaker. Their muscles and bones will be weaker than ours.
If the planet is denser and has more than 1G then they will most likely be stronger than humans.
Our planets gravitatonal pull is quite strong considering it harbors life. Any stronger and rocket propelled space traveled would be nearly impossible.
For xenos to be able to travel in space they would either be weaker and use rockets or stronger and have more advanced tech.

This paragraph is hard to word and difficult to explain in text.

[Anonymous No.8649362]

>>8649143
LET THE GUESSING BEGIN!!!

[Anonymous No.8649366]

there was a bustling martian civilisation a billion years ago but because of seismic volcano activity it was swallowed up by the crust and what we get is what we see today
prove me wrong

[Anonymous No.8649375]

>>8649355
>1G is the gravitatonal pull that earth has. Mars is around 0.8G for comparison.

Xenos will follow one of several survival tactics.

One of these is expance.
Humans follow this survival plan, we expand and claim land at a fast rate. We then hunker down and fortify our land. From farmland to territory, we move in and claim an area. Our wars have revolved around this, useing forts, trenches and durable weaponry like tanks. Tactics like hold the line define us.
In addition to this, our bodies also follow this rule. We are very durable and can travel huge distances and adapt to most environments. We scar and can survive huge wounds, take a beating and weather most disasters and ill's.

If aliens are similar then they will most likely have large muscle mass while still being lithe. They will have endoskellontons and be built yo take damage.
Their weaponry will be much like ours, heavy hitting and focusing on either hard hitting range or CQC.
They will be large in number and work well together but not be like a hive mind.

[Anonymous No.8649381]

>fairy folk thread
FTFY

[Anonymous No.8649396]

If we find any life out there it'll be simple, maybe microorganisms or jellyfish tier.

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[Anonymous No.8649423]

>>8649375
The next path of evolution/survival path is a hive mind.

This is obviously insect like and will work like ants, following a queen or leader of some kind. Chances are they will be very primative and heavily focus on surving in their set environment.
A similar tactic of claiming an area and building it up will be how they live.

The final one is the apex path. Aliens that follow this will most likely be primal and nomadic. Traveling in groups or packs, war and fights being common with aggresive behaviour. They may be swift and smart or brutish and powerfull. But one thing will always be the same.
That is for a species to rise to the top, they need to be smart, co-ordinated and unrivaled in power. Humans rose to the top through intelligence and persistance, claiming the earth and turning it into a olace to suit our needs.
If xenos follow the same path then they will be very similar to us.

We must assume they will put their own before us, excell in one or more area above the rest of their planet.

[Anonymous No.8649442]

>>8649423
Finally is what traits they have.

If they have evolved from carnivores then hightened senses, aggresive behaviour and bodies build for killing should be expected.
If herbivores then expect highly defensive bodies with thick skin or very fast creatures.
Omnivores are a wild card. Can include a mixture of both.

Anyway enough sperging out to the zero anons reading this. Hope it was at least mildly interesting.

[Anonymous No.8649457]

>>8649423
>This is obviously insect like and will work like ants, following a queen or leader of some kind.
>implying ants aren't just working together
>implying the "queen" is anything other than overgrown ovaries with a face

[Anonymous No.8649470]

>>8649457
Fun fact:
Worker ants are always sterile females.
All male ants only exist to mate with the queen.

[Anonymous No.8649486]

>>8649470
>only goal in life is to mate with said ovaries
Surprisingly okay with this.

[Anonymous No.8649490]

>>8649470
Yeah and they have wings

[Anonymous No.8649527]

>>8649486
>ywn be an ant strolling through the colony, all the females staring enviously with want. Thinking they will never get your rare and dick as you ignore them and enter the queens chamber for another mating session. All the famale ants can only listen as the queens chitters echo through-out the ant hill.

[Anonymous No.8649539]

>Astrobiology
it doesn't even exist

[Anonymous No.8649544]

>>8649527
Nope, males mate once then die.

[Anonymous No.8649595]

>>8649544
Makes me wonder what types of biological changes we would need to make to become like ants.

[Anonymous No.8649598]

>>8649595
>I want women to watch as I fuck the 'queen' right in the streets while they work and slave building our society

[Anonymous No.8649614]

>>8649598
>implying I ain't content as fuck right now
I just wanna see what changes in our bodily frame would be necessary for such an endeavor.

[Anonymous No.8649920]

>>8649544

>tfw not born with an innate purpose
>tfw will never serve sacrifice myself via sex for the good of the empire

these ants are living the dream desu

[Anonymous No.8650924]

>>8649366
no evidence for your claim.

[Anonymous No.8650960]

>>8649544
I fucking envy male ants
I'm going to die a virgin
So why can't I fuck a girl before I die like ants do

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>>8649143
I only want to find other life to see what beautiful flowers can exist on other planets

[Anonymous No.8652243]

Thread goes from discussing how xenos may have evolved, to ant facts, to wanting to be an ant and fucking a queen ant, to ant envy, to posting evolution vs creatonist images

[Anonymous No.8652284]

>>8649259
Those guys know how to party though.

[Anonymous No.8652316]

>>8649259
But this is Sector 6,899,765B-Area 232ç

[Anonymous No.8652377]

Could the angels from Evangelion have any possible scientific basis to them?