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Anonymous Tue Jan 31 06:33:30 2017 No.8641835 [Reply] [Original]

/sci/ humor.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 06:47:57 2017 No.8641849 >>8641835 What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 07:09:40 2017 No.8641870 >>8641849 Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 07:31:20 2017 No.8641895 File: 30 KB, 544x471, meormysum.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8641849 >>8641870 Christ...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 07:36:13 2017 No.8641902 >>8641835 if there are two cats are up on someone's house roof wich cat will fall first ??????

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 07:47:10 2017 No.8641917 >>8641902 I don't know... What if there are two cats are up on someone's house roof wich cat will fall first ??????

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 07:52:51 2017 No.8641925 File: 115 KB, 678x960, dinosaurbullshit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dinosaurs, man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 07:55:27 2017 No.8641928 >>8641917 Dammit. The one with the smaller mu. (probably is a fat cat)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 07:57:46 2017 No.8641930 File: 181 KB, 1000x670, integrals.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8641928 Fuck me, that's good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 07:59:20 2017 No.8641932 >>8641925 My brother wants to become a PhD in paleontology. One of the reason I'm getting a PhD in physics after I graduate is pure competition and jealousy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 08:00:20 2017 No.8641936 >>8641925 Oh my gosh. Stoners are the worst! Not even once man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 08:09:23 2017 No.8641946 >>8641925 Hey. That meme. Do you have the template? I want to make one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 08:11:58 2017 No.8641948 >>8641946 I do not, unfortunately... Just got it from a previous thread. It would make a great template.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 09:31:58 2017 No.8642049 >>8641895 E to the x Last I hear yall niggas were having sex! With the same sex!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 10:22:30 2017 No.8642091 >>8641835 >tfw hard drive crashed overnight and all /sci/ humar content is lost feels bad man

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 10:28:42 2017 No.8642100 File: 29 KB, 420x294, 1385198926055.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8642091 I gotcha

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 10:29:44 2017 No.8642102 File: 16 KB, 300x544, 1394441033294.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8642100

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 10:30:47 2017 No.8642105 File: 41 KB, 724x524, 1409563548532.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8642102

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 10:34:01 2017 No.8642112 File: 51 KB, 600x260, 1381617226853.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8642105

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 10:35:04 2017 No.8642115 File: 41 KB, 600x599, 1386109623777.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8642112

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 10:44:17 2017 No.8642138 File: 92 KB, 400x400, having standards.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8642115

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 10:50:45 2017 No.8642159 File: 289 KB, 576x2992, smbc physicist 20120321.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8642138

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 10:59:00 2017 No.8642171 >>8642159 HAHAHAHAHAHA I'M FUCKING DEAD. I know at least 5 people like this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 10:59:31 2017 No.8642172 File: 132 KB, 999x614, lhopital.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8642159

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 11:06:05 2017 No.8642182 File: 229 KB, 700x862, crazy-hyenas.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8642172

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 11:09:11 2017 No.8642188 >>8641849 Ngl. I almost spilled my drink. Good laugh

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 12:00:09 2017 No.8642239 >>8642182 So basically they just call males females ?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 13:40:48 2017 No.8642453 >>8642112 is this brainwashing?! Do unis make you into slaves? I'm not even a second year student and I could figure out a paper to write.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 13:55:43 2017 No.8642496 >>8642172 >2011 was 6 years ago

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 13:58:02 2017 No.8642504 >>8641849 >>8641870 Why is this so good?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 14:02:03 2017 No.8642513 >>8642239 Except the females give birth through their penis/vagina.

Anonymous Tue Jan 31 14:04:57 2017 No.8642515

>>8642453

Main people make the conjecture that the educational system kills creativity and enthusiasm (it did for me).

But another, probably more popular view, is that people entering college are naive, unrealistic, and egotistical.

You should look up the etymology of Sophomore; I think it loosely means "know-it-all".

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 14:11:22 2017 No.8642522 what's supposedly funny in OPs pic?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 14:14:09 2017 No.8642524 >>8642115 The rocket is way too cute. :(

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 14:18:09 2017 No.8642527 File: 441 KB, 1775x971, Double Line Symbol.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 14:25:15 2017 No.8642543 >>8642504 In order to get the joke, you need to know a bit of biology, a bit of math, and a bit of linguistics.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 14:28:50 2017 No.8642546 File: 11 KB, 313x188, Better known for other work.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8641835

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 14:37:55 2017 No.8642559 File: 193 KB, 809x879, IMG_3769.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 14:41:08 2017 No.8642565 File: 235 KB, 597x400, pls respond.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Earth is a rhombus pls respond

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 14:41:14 2017 No.8642566 >>8642112 What the fuck I was in the last level one day before my first day in physics

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 14:42:01 2017 No.8642567 >>8642543 In other words, youll find this funny after your first lecture of linear algebra.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 14:49:02 2017 No.8642582 >>8642567 I don't get why the mosquito is a scalar and the rock climber is a vector

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 14:55:31 2017 No.8642595 >>8642582 It's the other way around. The climber scales mountains, the mosquito is a disease vector.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 15:01:25 2017 No.8642603 >>8642102 >not understanding engineering thermodynamics at age 3 Are you even trying?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 15:04:26 2017 No.8642612 >>8641932 If you can get the PhD your inferiority complex can probably end up helping

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 15:11:58 2017 No.8642628 >>8642582 LOL!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 15:34:10 2017 No.8642687 [eqn] ⌊π10^∞⌋-10⌊π10^(∞-1)⌋ [/eqn]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 15:41:05 2017 No.8642704 File: 153 KB, 450x512, GHT.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 15:56:50 2017 No.8642726 File: 73 KB, 1342x1192, 1477860676740.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 15:58:38 2017 No.8642731 >>8642726 bich pls [eqn] \frac{\delta S } {\delta q } = 0 [/eqn]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 16:10:08 2017 No.8642765 >>8642726 why do people write it that way with the zero? just move the dl/dq term to the other side

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 16:10:08 2017 No.8642766 >>8642172 >I took that screenshot Holy fuck time flies

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 16:19:10 2017 No.8642791 >>8642731 >hamiltonian fag leave that shit in quantum where it belongs

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 16:24:00 2017 No.8642807 >>8642791 S is more tied to L than to H

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 16:43:44 2017 No.8642845 >>8642543 Or just study physics...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 16:57:32 2017 No.8642878 >>8641835 I don't get it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 16:59:55 2017 No.8642882 >>8642845 physics is literally irrelevant to the joke

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 18:03:40 2017 No.8643005 File: 206 KB, 924x742, J68mcOd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 18:48:09 2017 No.8643098 >>8642182 HOT

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 19:02:46 2017 No.8643133 >>8642878 I think it's a masturbation joke, like your life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 19:09:24 2017 No.8643152 File: 298 KB, 956x1280, puppy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8642172

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 19:19:09 2017 No.8643173 File: 178 KB, 700x720, cute-seahorses.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8642239

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 19:57:56 2017 No.8643246 >>8641849 >>8641870 I chuckled.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 21:22:23 2017 No.8643373 >>8642182 >>8643173 A lot of weird shit happens in the animal kingdom http://humoncomics.com/archive/animal-lives

Anonymous Tue Jan 31 21:39:42 2017 No.8643399
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>>8643373

Really cool. I can tell I don't want to be a spider.

I never heard of a larger organism cloning itself. That's really interesting that this lizard doesn't mate with males unless it feels kinky.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 21:43:55 2017 No.8643403 File: 16 KB, 480x333, 1483824818004 (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 21:45:00 2017 No.8643405 File: 216 KB, 1465x546, infinite.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 21:49:39 2017 No.8643410 >>8643399 >Whiptails lizards do not experience mutations. >Muh lack of dick.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 21:51:28 2017 No.8643413 File: 317 KB, 1876x1178, Klien bottle.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 21:51:42 2017 No.8643416 >>8643399 but it IS EVOLVING, the clones will differ genetically because even biological machines make mistakes, infact those mistakes is pretty much how you're alive, tottaly yay right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 21:54:32 2017 No.8643421 >>8643399 p.s. the solution here is better egg making with out intercoarse, who needs sex anyways, its a waste of time for people who cant get the same arousal from math and the fact that one exists and is able to reflect on that

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 21:56:05 2017 No.8643425 What's the difference between Fox news and friction? One is a conservative force. What's the similarity? They both cause retardation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 22:04:57 2017 No.8643437 >>8641946 Microsoft paint

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 22:08:43 2017 No.8643444 >>8643405 Multitrack drifting here actually saves a life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 22:09:37 2017 No.8643447 >>8643413 If somebody built a Klein Box, would all original thinking case?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 22:09:49 2017 No.8643449 >>8641925 I got into planetology around 3, mom got me hooked on learning, was an entomologist by 4 and a hardcore ecologist by 7 Thanks a lot mom My children will only watch tv tell ya what

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 22:30:17 2017 No.8643476 >>8641849 >>8641870 which one is the vector and which one is the scalar?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 22:40:44 2017 No.8643498 >>8643476 > The climber scales mountains, the mosquito is a disease vector.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 23:14:13 2017 No.8643583 >>8643476 The mountain is the vector, and the climber has scales. The mosquito is just an annoyance.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 23:22:13 2017 No.8643602 File: 80 KB, 800x241, pens.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8643425 Spicy...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 23:53:01 2017 No.8643650 >>8642765 Easier to solve differential equations when given in this form

Anonymous Wed Feb 1 02:44:38 2017 No.8643862

>>8642504
Vector: something that transmits disease, and also an arrow thing in math/physics (something that has a direction and a magnitude)

Scalar: A quantity that has only magnitude, no direction. Sounds like "scaler", a rock climber scales rocks, so a rock climber is a scalar

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 1 03:44:33 2017 No.8643890 >>8643005 >is also equal to [math]\zeta (0)[/math] That's literally false.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 1 06:17:36 2017 No.8644014 >>8643413 Fucking kek'd to >on

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 1 06:17:52 2017 No.8644015 >>8643447 Well I can see your thinking 'cased'

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 1 06:25:08 2017 No.8644025 >>8643405 Bottom track generates 1/12 of a life so use that one

Sage Wed Feb 1 07:16:52 2017 No.8644068

>>8641936
Not what once man? U honestly believe child rapists are not working than stoners. You're fucking crazy insane and should heck yourself into an institution buddy. For your own good. Or buy an eighth of purple kush and get busy smoking or get busy toking

>>	Sage Wed Feb 1 07:19:51 2017 No.8644073 >>8642138 Weight in kilograms. Now that's a chuckle.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 1 07:21:14 2017 No.8644074 File: 567 KB, 608x3248, gametoodetailed.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Sage Wed Feb 1 07:34:31 2017 No.8644085 >>8643405 The answer is don't flip the switch to start the trolley.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 1 11:14:04 2017 No.8644289 >>8642765 >>8643650 Also the derivation has it come out that way

Anonymous Wed Feb 1 11:26:41 2017 No.8644309

>>8643405
If both are infinite, it's not even important which one but by logic I would choose the bottom one because sometime in the future the train will be stopped because the force of the amount of humans lying on the ground is higher than the one of the train.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 1 11:44:33 2017 No.8644336 >>8644073 It's very commonly used in industry https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kilogram-force

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 1 11:57:32 2017 No.8644372 File: 20 KB, 300x502, satisfaction, contentment, yes, enjoyment.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8641849 >>8641870

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 1 12:44:28 2017 No.8644488 >>8642239 Anon, what do you think defines the difference between males and females? Your parents should have explained this to you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 1 13:24:23 2017 No.8644597 >>8644025 By that logic, the top one generates 6 times as many lives.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 1 16:48:37 2017 No.8645025 https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=PLZRRxQcaEjA4qyEuYfAMCazlL0vQDkIj2&v=qZXpgf8N6hs LOL

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 1 16:52:58 2017 No.8645033 File: 126 KB, 499x356, Schroeders Cat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8641835

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 1 16:54:37 2017 No.8645036 File: 166 KB, 550x717, Dino2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8642559

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 1 19:00:48 2017 No.8645261 >>8645025 Does anyone have a torrent though?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 1 19:06:22 2017 No.8645277 File: 60 KB, 500x639, 0k.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Did you hear about the man who was cooled to absolute 0? He's 0K now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 1 19:17:01 2017 No.8645309 File: 69 KB, 480x901, mom.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8641835 Your mother is so classless she could be a Marxist utopia.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 1 19:39:34 2017 No.8645375 >>8642172 >we don't call descartes the maps in English Holy fuck I'm dying

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 1 19:41:34 2017 No.8645381 >>8645033 >Schoeder's cat It's Schopenhauer's cat, you pleb

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 1 20:34:00 2017 No.8645542 >>8645381 I admit that would have been better

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 1 21:01:10 2017 No.8645615 >>8644068 Shut the fuck up, stoner faggot.

Anonymous Wed Feb 1 21:16:16 2017 No.8645652
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"Mathematics Made Difficult"

>There is no doubt that an absolute ignoramus (not a mere qualified ignoramus, like the author) may become slightly confused on reading this book. Is this bad? On the contrary, it is highly desirable. Mathematicians always strive to confuse their audiences; where there is no confusion there is no prestige. Mathematics is prestidigitation. Confusion itself may be taken as the guiding principle in what is done here---if there is a principle.

http://i7-dungeon.sourceforge.net/math_hard.pdf

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 1 22:03:37 2017 No.8645789 >>8643152 actually a decent way to describe geometrical isomerism

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 1 22:16:45 2017 No.8645843 File: 33 KB, 470x330, physics.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8645789 Oh, for a second there, I thought that was the dog from Futurama. Futurama had so many cool easter eggs.

Anonymous Wed Feb 1 22:55:28 2017 No.8645933 [DELETED]

>>8645652
But pragmatically, what does this lead to? Wolfram spent his whole career trying to bridge the gap between semantics and mathematical relationships, but it resulted in not much more than a novelty for most people. I'm pragmatic, think we should start using properVariableNames instead of greek letters, but that's far from overcoming the self-destructiveness inherent in publication-driven science.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 1 23:08:50 2017 No.8645966 >>8645652 That picture is a trivial statement tho to anyone who knows any category theory (except maybe algebra students who only know category theory jargon).

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 1 23:53:58 2017 No.8646064 File: 56 KB, 624x624, 1476065785734.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 00:00:50 2017 No.8646082 File: 85 KB, 1164x434, pol.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8646064 Noice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 00:15:59 2017 No.8646140 >>8646082 >dat pic laughed so hard, I think I woke up my roommate the next door.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 00:20:13 2017 No.8646148 >>8646140 Same here. Almost every time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 00:28:26 2017 No.8646167 >>8643403 hahahah kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 00:31:23 2017 No.8646172 >>8643133 I thought it was because ASMR makes rubby sounds?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 01:28:36 2017 No.8646263 >>8641835 But mu is used to denote population mean

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 03:32:19 2017 No.8646417 File: 89 KB, 1331x398, 1477767978340.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 04:29:50 2017 No.8646450 >>8644336 Or just call it g newtons.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 06:10:33 2017 No.8646508 >>8641849 A nobel prize and thirty years in prison.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 06:14:30 2017 No.8646511 >>8642239 sex = gender, libtard

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 07:41:14 2017 No.8646558 File: 37 KB, 800x600, 650164-FriedrichBernhardRiemann-1387909879[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8646417 >it's actually real

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 09:25:28 2017 No.8646654 >>8645966 read the book for context tho

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 10:10:52 2017 No.8646752 >>8642182 The irony is that these cases actually further cement the point of gender having biological roots and affecting behaviour.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 10:21:15 2017 No.8646776 >>8643405 It'd be better if only one of the tracks had an infinite series. The (((mathematically))) correct answer is also the normie answer is the top track

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 10:32:22 2017 No.8646790 >>8646776 It's the -1/12 meme, that's why there is an infinite series on both tracks. Also, the mathematically correct answer is that your choice doesn't matter, since 1+1+1+1+...=1+2+3+4+..., which is not the normie answer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 11:07:02 2017 No.8646838 >>8643152 I hate chemistry so god damn much

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 11:16:50 2017 No.8646870 >>8642172 Well in Poland we call him "cartesius"

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 11:20:18 2017 No.8646879 >>8646790 You could say that the rate of people dying will be minimized if you take the upper path.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 11:50:03 2017 No.8646937 >>8645843 Futurama's writers actually produced a new theorem when writing one of their episodes. Google the Futurama Theorem - the episode is Prisoner of Benda

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 11:52:42 2017 No.8646941 File: 36 KB, 371x395, ga46mywne4zx.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 12:00:50 2017 No.8646960 >>8645277 I LIKE IT

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 12:12:47 2017 No.8646987 File: 662 KB, 1280x720, futurama theorem.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8646937

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 12:16:13 2017 No.8646992 >>8646450 So, m/a^2?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 12:28:45 2017 No.8647017 >>8642453 This comic series is for graduate students. By your second year, you are expected to already be published.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 13:39:36 2017 No.8647126 File: 31 KB, 700x990, 14679712633860.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 14:16:06 2017 No.8647164 >>8642112 >normalfaggotry: the comic Why would you even post the norman-tier shit, anon? Kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 14:24:41 2017 No.8647176 >>8646417 apalling

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 14:25:15 2017 No.8647178 >>8644309 kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 14:33:40 2017 No.8647192 File: 2.79 MB, 853x480, infinitesequence.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8643405

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 14:34:51 2017 No.8647196 >>8646790 wat, that's retarded 1 + 2 + 3 + ... = -1/12 and 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + ... = -1/2, so you get more of a life back on the top one than on the bottom one

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 14:35:02 2017 No.8647198 >>8647192 >you've never seen it so it doesn't exist on how many levels of irony are you operating?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 14:36:52 2017 No.8647203 >>8647196 You're the retard, you're mixing up 1+1+1+1 and 1+1-1+1-1+...

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 14:37:55 2017 No.8647205 >>8647192 Is this in the actual anime or is it a /sci/ edit?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 14:38:30 2017 No.8647208 >>8647203 no, he's not (mixing, wtf?) confusing them refer to zeta(0)

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 14:38:31 2017 No.8647209 File: 38 KB, 736x256, 1443508046411.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 14:40:15 2017 No.8647217 File: 221 KB, 1280x960, 1470866122017.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8642112 It's got less to do with University in general, and more to do with people noticing the field is actually much more difficult than expected.

Anonymous Thu Feb 2 14:46:55 2017 No.8647226
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>>8647208
>mixing, wtf?
pic related
>zeta(0)
I didn't know it's true for 1+1+1+1+... too, so I thought he was talking about the other numberphile meme involving ones.

Anonymous Thu Feb 2 15:46:13 2017 No.8647342
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>>8647205
Speaking of, /r/ing that edit of whatever where an anime girl is talking to /pol/ about why he's so awful

>error: You are.
Get that descartes shit outta my face

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 17:43:09 2017 No.8647554 File: 24 KB, 300x300, happy rin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8647342 >>error: You are. >Get that descartes shit outta my face I kek'd

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 02:51:36 2017 No.8648438 File: 211 KB, 450x325, brainlets.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8641835

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 03:42:28 2017 No.8648487 >>8643403 i do not understand

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 04:57:22 2017 No.8648549 >>8643602 stop posting this

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 05:43:34 2017 No.8648590 >>8643152 Had this drawing in my Chem book on my first year, good times

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 06:05:38 2017 No.8648601 >>8644074 This is amazing. Thank you so much for posting this

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 06:16:42 2017 No.8648607 >>8648601 It's incredible, isn't it? Truly a marvel.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 06:18:56 2017 No.8648609 >>8644074 Interesting. I think I will save this for the next race superiority thread that pops up on /sci/, because clearly vaginal and anal ripping is the most superior in white lolis.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 07:24:14 2017 No.8648647 /r/ einstein-rosen bridge

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 08:56:32 2017 No.8648752 File: 152 KB, 744x1000, 1472738629529.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8644074 wat

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 09:26:43 2017 No.8648802 "The number you have dialed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again."

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 09:28:19 2017 No.8648807 >>8648802 The Romans didn't find algebra very challenging, because X was always 10.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 09:47:52 2017 No.8648842 >>8648807 I find Leibniz's claim to calculus a bit derivative. OR Newton's math work is integral to modern society

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 09:48:07 2017 No.8648844 File: 69 KB, 460x795, 1483693274833.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 10:46:28 2017 No.8648914 File: 117 KB, 238x351, 50a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8645652 Holy shit I'm just twenty pages into the book and it is pure comedy gold

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 11:44:30 2017 No.8648988 File: 101 KB, 567x559, Capture.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8645652 lmao

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 11:50:43 2017 No.8648991 >>8641835 Why is this funny?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 11:53:28 2017 No.8648999 >>8643403 lmao

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 12:10:41 2017 No.8649032 File: 145 KB, 1329x201, 1423478702634.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8648647

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 12:31:37 2017 No.8649071 File: 124 KB, 1548x1468, 2dwifu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8649032

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 13:03:15 2017 No.8649126 File: 272 KB, 1920x1080, Screenshot 2017-02-03 at 1.00.31 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8645652 >http://i7-dungeon.sourceforge.net/math_hard.pdf the fuck is wrong with this book nigga

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 13:12:47 2017 No.8649145 >>8649126 Nigga what the fuck are you running?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 13:21:20 2017 No.8649152 >>8649126 >tfw to intelligent to read just reload it nigga

Anonymous Fri Feb 3 13:22:59 2017 No.8649156

>>8645652
>some idiot converts a bunch of scanned pages into djvu, using the djvu preset for text, fucking up the cover, instead of using the photo preset for the cover and text preset for the rest
>then some other idiot proceeds to convert the djvu that was originally no bigger than 2 megabytes into a 25 megabyte pdf
I want to punch these people in the face

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 15:00:45 2017 No.8649338 >>8648844 Why does the last one seems interesting?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 15:16:38 2017 No.8649372 >>8642239 I liked your bantz. These other guys are dumbfucks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 15:59:30 2017 No.8649519 >>8647126 >not putyn fucking retard

Anonymous Fri Feb 3 16:07:16 2017 No.8649553

>>8649519
In the German language the triple carbon bond prefix is -in. They don't say Alkyne, they say Alkine

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alkine

So, instead of ethyne, propyne, butyne, they say ethin, propin, butin. It was probably a German who made that meme

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 16:17:55 2017 No.8649581 >>8644074 Holy kek, i remember this thread. Still waiting for release tough.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 16:23:56 2017 No.8649594 >>8649553 sorry family, my ignorance was in full force

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 17:29:05 2017 No.8649752 Is this how you little nerds obtain self validation? Posting images that are mildly funny only because they take a little longer to get than the average yo mama joke. You guys really should consider suicide.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 17:31:43 2017 No.8649757 >>8649752 Is this how your little ego obtains self validation? Making posts that are mildly insulting only because they take a little longer to read than the average 'lol cuck' comment. You really should consider living a little.

Anonymous Fri Feb 3 17:33:38 2017 No.8649762

>>8649752

Someone's butthurt. I am sorry that our jokes are incomprehensible to your little brainlet and, hence, are making you feel frustrated.

Let me recommend that you stop reading /sci/ and go do something that you enjoy rather than continuing being a masochist.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 17:35:54 2017 No.8649764 >>8649752 >>>/b/ylyl go here for easier jokes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 17:38:54 2017 No.8649771 >>8649764 Thanks, Lori.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 18:04:33 2017 No.8649808 File: 247 KB, 736x732, 1433362569331.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 18:54:27 2017 No.8649923 File: 443 KB, 1280x1024, prime numbers.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 19:13:50 2017 No.8649958 File: 107 KB, 500x1417, 1485692331583.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8649923

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 19:50:11 2017 No.8650021 >>8642704 Who is this? Schopenhauer?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 21:21:17 2017 No.8650211 >>8649752 yes

Anonymous Fri Feb 3 22:05:55 2017 No.8650305

>>8646941
That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. People aren't afraid of the dark, they're afraid of the unknown. You don't know what's lurking behind the dark, and you don't want to go into a dark room without seeing it first. If he actually said it, the guy is a class A douchebag salesman.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 22:31:35 2017 No.8650350 >>8650021 Schopenhauer would be too beta to go to a club

Anonymous Fri Feb 3 22:42:50 2017 No.8650374

>>8646941
When I was a little kid, I was really scared of getting hit by a car. But then I came to understand, a car is just a metal chassis propelled by an internal combustion engine. Then I thought, well it's really silly to be afraid of a metal chassis. Then I wasn't afraid of cars anymore after that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 23:38:00 2017 No.8650483 >>8650350 Hah yes, but who is the man?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 00:12:32 2017 No.8650539 >>8642527 good stuff. ONES should not be simple lines u fucks! use a real font

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 00:14:39 2017 No.8650541 >>8642566 that scale is for grad school....

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 00:28:29 2017 No.8650561 >>8643173 Why would the male give a a fuck if the female came bacK? Is he a bitch?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 00:30:42 2017 No.8650566 >>8641917 Didn't Galileo show that all objects fall at the same rate?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 00:46:37 2017 No.8650585 >>8650483 lobachevsky

Anonymous Sat Feb 4 01:10:41 2017 No.8650625

>>8646941
There was a documentary series on netflix that had an episode on him, I forgot the name.
Normies repeated this garbage statement multiple times in the first 5 minutes I had to shut it off.
I can't tell if they honestly expected the viewer to be in awe of a kid that wasn't afraid of the dark

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 01:20:44 2017 No.8650647 >>8646987 >>8646937 The coolest part is that it's not just some random background scenery, its an actual solution to the problem going on in the plot of the episode.

>>	Anonymᴑus Sat Feb 4 01:30:28 2017 No.8650661 >>8642112 I was hovering at just below the second ambition until I had to stop going to college, then I spent a few months working my way down to "get a job"

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 01:40:17 2017 No.8650669 >>8643413 just reading about this guy today on wikipedia. he found some german hacker by the name of hess in the 80s then 10 years later he said that e-commerce was never going to take off. now he sells his wares to unsuspecting tourists like a gypsy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 01:44:04 2017 No.8650675 >>8646064 Hate that fucking facebook page.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 02:26:21 2017 No.8650722 File: 6 KB, 222x250, 1478627206179s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8643425 >hey thats pretty funny

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 02:44:35 2017 No.8650741 >>8649757 Is this how your little "noun" obtains self validation? "Verbing nouns" that are mildly "adjective" only because they take a little longer to "verb" than the average "example." You really should consider "patronizing advice."

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 03:06:12 2017 No.8650770 >>8647205 it was a while ago when i saw this (chunibyo demo koi ga shitai / "even geeks want love") but pretty sure it's slight /sci/ edit. the guy was making that girl admit that her delusions don't exist

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 03:10:23 2017 No.8650775 >>8650625 I think they're making fun of how autistic he is when they quote it, not sure though

Anonymous Sat Feb 4 03:16:36 2017 No.8650783

>>8650305

I meet people like you all the time IRL

>You're not scared of heights, you're scared of falling
>You're not scared of the dark, you're scared of the unknown
>You're not scared of snakes, you're scared of being bitten
>You're not scared of water, you're scared of drowning

The true answer is

>You're not scared of heights, you're scared of death
>You're not scared of the dark, you're scared of death
>You're not scared of snakes, you're scared of death
>You're not scared of water, you're scared of death

It's natural to be scared of death, but some people see more threat in some things more than others.

Saying:
>People aren't afraid of the dark, they're afraid of the unknown

Is retarded and just stating the obvious

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 04:05:17 2017 No.8650824 >>8650783 Hesrightyouknow.jpeg

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 06:05:01 2017 No.8650908 >>8650305 people are scared of pain more than death.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 06:08:07 2017 No.8650915 >>8650783 >hurr you can't say something obvious the point is you're clearly no scared about the absence of photons themselves, but the perception of the room they give you

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 06:28:51 2017 No.8650936 >>8649752 >he thinks contextual jokes are a way to feed my ego >he feeds his own ego by assuming he's better somehow than /sci/ posters Irony.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 08:17:43 2017 No.8651028 >>8641835 IQ tests.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 08:28:51 2017 No.8651041 >>8646417 How the fuck did this get past peer reviewing? >cited by 223 documents what the actual fuck?

Anonymous Sat Feb 4 08:33:38 2017 No.8651049

>>8650915

You obviously misunderstood what I said

My point is

>Fear of heights
>Fear of falling

Are just different ways of saying the same thing, but they're both wrong. Every (normal) human has a fear of death

>Absence of photons
>Perception of the room

Both different ways of saying the same thing

In reality you're scared of what is in the unkown and how it relates to you: can it kill you, harm you? etc

by extension it's just a fear of death

I was mainly addressing those people who ironically see themselves as intellectually superior for making remarks like

>you're scared of falling, not heights

when in fact they are wrong in saying that

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 08:44:04 2017 No.8651059 >>8651041 i think its cited by maths people for a laff iirc

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 08:49:57 2017 No.8651063 >>8651059 It's still unbelievable to me.. I mean it's literally a highschool subject. Not only that, but did he/she not do ANY research? Just google it ONCE and you'll see how retarded you were. And it even got published.. just wow

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 08:55:29 2017 No.8651065 >µ

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 09:33:35 2017 No.8651118 >>8651049 Well its great that you managed to feel superior to both sides

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 10:18:50 2017 No.8651189 >>8651065 >φ

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 10:36:00 2017 No.8651216 >>8642559 Is there an identical comic with AGW substituted for immigration, or is using MS paint to make your argument a partisan thing?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 10:48:35 2017 No.8651230 >>8651118 Why did you even bother responding?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 11:03:44 2017 No.8651257 >>8650741 Is this how your little fart obtains self validation? Big farts that are mildly smelly only because they take a little longer to fart than the average fart. You really should consider not farting. I love mad libs

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 11:22:18 2017 No.8651287 >>8649923 Giggled at "1, 0 or itself". Nice one, anon.

Anonymous Sat Feb 4 11:23:34 2017 No.8651291

>>8651230
Passing the baton. I used to have a similar view of the world as you (opinionated on plebs having pleb opinions and other plebs having slightly less pleb opinions when my superior one was a bit deeper than theirs) and somebody told me the exact same sentence I said to you. I realised that on some level he was right and then stopped giving a fuck either way. It was very Zen-like experience.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 12:06:39 2017 No.8651386 >>8649156 Anyone got the djvu version? this one is giving me cancer

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 12:23:51 2017 No.8651423 >>8651386 It's on libgen. It still has the cancerous front cover, but it doesn't take op 25 megabytes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 12:31:12 2017 No.8651436 >>8641835 Is this "friction" comment meant to be some sex joke? I'd cause a lot of friction in her pussy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 12:45:58 2017 No.8651464 >>8644074 Anyone knows what this guy is up to these days?

>>	Anonymᴑus Sat Feb 4 13:30:39 2017 No.8651576 >>8644074 fellow /agdg/er here please GTFO lolidev

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 13:36:00 2017 No.8651590 >>8651436 Because you're so ugly that her twat would be dry as a British political drama?

>>	Anonymᴑus Sat Feb 4 13:42:35 2017 No.8651607 >>8643152 >cis and trans isomers

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 13:47:23 2017 No.8651616 >>8651576 Why?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 14:59:37 2017 No.8651721 >>8651576 What chan is /agdg/ on?

Anonymᴑus Sat Feb 4 15:11:36 2017 No.8651740

>>8650305
that's all well and good, but on a primal level, people actually are afraid of the dark
knowing what's in the dark can take that away, but sometimes it doesn't; maturity can take it away too, but again on rare occasions it doesn't; even when people think they're not afraid of the dark, something can bring it back-- there's a reason horror movies are usually set at night
now, yes, the reason for the fear of the dark is to keep us from wondering into a bear's den or walking off a cliff in the dark, but the specific fear of the dark is part of who we are

>>	Anonymᴑus Sat Feb 4 15:13:14 2017 No.8651743 >>8651721 there's a board of it on 8ch as mentioned but really everyone just uses the /vg/ version here

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 19:03:44 2017 No.8652269 >>8651721 >>8651743 Don't be fooled, he's hiding the agdg thread on 8ch's /v/

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 19:25:43 2017 No.8652323 >>8643399 This is the best one.

>>	Anonymᴑus Sat Feb 4 20:18:08 2017 No.8652435 >>8652269 actually I didn't know that existed, I might check that out now

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 20:26:23 2017 No.8652455 >>8652323 t. yurifag

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 12:26:40 2017 No.8653684 File: 574 KB, 1321x1238, 1484974350616.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] /ethan/

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 12:46:22 2017 No.8653729 >>8647209 smart nigga

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 16:10:47 2017 No.8654140 >>8642112 So true. Except for math people it usually ends at getting a job as an quant/programmer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 16:14:26 2017 No.8654151 >>8653684 This is a humor thread, not a cringe thread

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 16:17:36 2017 No.8654157 >>8643403 all my keks

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 16:39:55 2017 No.8654203 >>8642559 haha why are you white nationalists so damn whiny? You all act like children.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 17:00:40 2017 No.8654244 File: 51 KB, 640x392, 1476707669452.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am looking for numberphile memes

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 17:37:05 2017 No.8654301 >>8648487 root 2 is an irrational number and hence has an infinite number of digits after the point, so even though it is a shorter distance than 2, he can never reach it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 17:50:42 2017 No.8654325 File: 13 KB, 604x356, cern.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 17:51:46 2017 No.8654327 File: 190 KB, 1859x893, chalk.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 17:53:10 2017 No.8654329 File: 224 KB, 1340x691, race.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 17:53:39 2017 No.8654332 >>8646941 He was highlighting that having knowledge of something dispels irrational fears of it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 17:55:07 2017 No.8654338 >>8654329 he is right you know

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 17:58:33 2017 No.8654345 >>8648844 For those who haven't realised, the images are becoming less defined as the theorem becomes more general.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 18:18:29 2017 No.8654414 File: 57 KB, 669x581, enough.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 18:19:32 2017 No.8654416 File: 39 KB, 427x282, figure1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 18:20:35 2017 No.8654420 File: 63 KB, 1000x885, evans.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 18:21:39 2017 No.8654424 File: 352 KB, 661x619, youshouldbeabletosolvethis.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 18:28:22 2017 No.8654436 >>8644074 Apparently the code for this thing is absolutely horrendous ...y'know, besides the whole raping lolis n stuff

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 18:41:25 2017 No.8654457 >>8642527 next you'll tell me Xi over Xi-bar is bad notation...

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 18:43:11 2017 No.8654460 >>8649126 incredible

Anonymous Sun Feb 5 18:47:49 2017 No.8654466

>>8643413
I actually bought a Klein bottle from this guy for my dad's birthday. I told him he was a physicist, so he filled in the dimensions with error bars: example, volume" 0 ± 0.001

They guy is seriously kooky. You should see the Nova documentary about him finding the hacker.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 18:50:15 2017 No.8654471 >>8654424 >>8654420 >>8654416 >>8654414 >>8654410 Absolute gold, saved every one

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 18:51:47 2017 No.8654475 File: 2.94 MB, 266x138, a new poster visits sci.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8641835

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 18:53:09 2017 No.8654479 >>8646417 >from the Obesity Research Center too fitting

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 21:26:59 2017 No.8654751 >>8654244 >Not smile of a thousand sums ONE JOB

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 22:17:06 2017 No.8654834 File: 371 KB, 1594x1312, qpu_alignment_scuttlebug_spaces.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 22:23:03 2017 No.8654844 >>8654395 >chemical-free EVERYTHING IS CHEMICALS REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 22:26:41 2017 No.8654849 >>8654844 that's the joke

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 22:35:23 2017 No.8654859 >>8653684 He put that pic of himself with a guitar there just to make him look like a cool and approachable guy. Pure cringe Also I remember the thread in which he was introduced. Apparently nobody likes the kid

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 22:50:46 2017 No.8654881 File: 75 KB, 592x379, 1479331801757.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 22:51:14 2017 No.8654882 >>8642182 So spotted Hyena mating is basically femdom?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 23:23:44 2017 No.8654930 >>8648487 He doesn't believe sqrt 2 exists and thus does not fall for that ruse

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 23:57:19 2017 No.8655007 >>8654345 thanks we're not deaf

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 00:03:42 2017 No.8655019 File: 2 KB, 200x200, ba_dum_tsss.gif-c200.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8654882 Yep. Hyenas like it ruff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 00:06:50 2017 No.8655027 >>8646511 Nigger shut up

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 00:25:17 2017 No.8655045 >>8654329 he could say he organized them by grade.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 00:44:11 2017 No.8655070 >>8654424 my sides

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 00:44:13 2017 No.8655071 >>8645652 Keeping this for when I need to put myself to sleep. Greatly appreciated anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 00:49:38 2017 No.8655076 >>8645652 Why the fuck is like every other page unreadable?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 06:31:12 2017 No.8655370 >>8650783 if i'm so scared of death then why am i more afraid of skiing fast downhill than i am of sitting on my ass all day eating junk and giving myself heart cancer

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 10:38:38 2017 No.8655641 >>8655370 Same reason that people are more afraid of dying in a terrorist attack than in a car crash: we are generally more afraid when lots of people die at once than when it happens over a long time. Same with airplane crashes vs car crashes

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 10:46:05 2017 No.8655646 >>8651291 Yet you still argue about this kind of crap on the internet. You didn't mask your hypocrisy very well, buddy

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 10:55:35 2017 No.8655658 File: 119 KB, 758x535, 1148550915225.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8654345 don't reply to my posts ever again

Anonymous Mon Feb 6 11:18:44 2017 No.8655681 [DELETED]

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>your undergrad doesn't matter! Grad school is what matters

How many of you little brainlets still delude yourselves with this sort of thinking? Daily reminder that if you go to a mediocre state school, you will NEVER attend a top tier school, regardless of how good your grades are, how good your test scores are, and how good your research is.

https://mobile.nytimes.com/2014/08/03/education/edlife/why-you-cant-catch-up.html?_r=0&referrer=

>The reasons for the disparity are easy to track, said Christopher Avery, a professor of public policy at Harvard’s John F. Kennedy School of Government who has written extensively on college as an agent of social mobility. Students who earn a degree from an elite college, even those with unimpressive grades and test scores, are simply too far ahead of those who don’t, he said.

>What’s disturbing about this research is that it shows that even if you distinguish yourself as a great student at a Tier 4 school, and by some miracle you get into a good grad program, you aren’t likely to wind up with the tools you need to ever catch up to those people who went to a more selective four-year college,” Dr. Avery said. “You want to think that at some point the playing field is level, but the truth is increasingly clear that the answer is it probably never is. By high school, it’s pretty much over.

Also, quotes from hiring managers at big engineering companies when it comes to hiring, on quora:

>"I'll be blunt:if you are committed to doing EE, you absolutely must graduate from Berkeley or another top school."
>"If you're interested in startup companies, (and didn't go to a top tier school) many won't even look at your resume: they've got so many coming in from the top schools, it's not worth their time.
>"School is the first thing I look at. You mentioned CSULB. A 4.0 from that school would be competitive with a sub-3.0 from top UCs, such as UCLA, or Berkeley"

Where were you when non-top tier school cucks got BTFO?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 11:27:11 2017 No.8655697 >>8654424 only 1 fits in the raft before sinking, by my calculations

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 11:27:58 2017 No.8655698 >>8655658 Diamond is not a metal. Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 11:29:41 2017 No.8655701 >>8655681 We all saw, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 11:33:05 2017 No.8655709 >>8655698 True. I do wonder what would happen if instead a diamond made of metal crashed into a wall of cars.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 12:36:04 2017 No.8655817 >>8655646 I'm not the guy who you were arguing with for a huge chain of posts though, my first post was >Well its great that you managed to feel superior to both sides

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 12:45:36 2017 No.8655840 >>8654345 Or as the theorem becomes more abstract

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 13:53:46 2017 No.8655992 >>8641870 Im in the fucking construction business and I still fucking got it-good chuckle

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 14:43:11 2017 No.8656112 >>8655658 don't reply to my or my wife's son's posts ever again

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 16:15:57 2017 No.8656309 >>8655698 That;s the joke, newfag

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 21:07:06 2017 No.8656891 >>8642726 >No upright d in derivatives >Writing \vec{q} instead of q_i Disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 21:15:38 2017 No.8656901 >>8641930 >Prince everythyme

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>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 23:03:14 2017 No.8657075 File: 403 KB, 790x628, 1486414706012.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] vsauce and other /popsci/ memes?

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>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 23:27:57 2017 No.8657107 >>8651063 Using Google would have been difficult at the time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 23:57:57 2017 No.8657144 File: 25 KB, 165x115, 1485066564066.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8642159 >Beef tensors

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 7 00:12:06 2017 No.8657156 >>8642102 I remember when Thermo for engineers was scary too

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 7 00:14:43 2017 No.8657159 File: 97 KB, 595x610, 1000890_10201907549709454_1020663717_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8642112 >get a job above get a job at any university

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 7 00:36:34 2017 No.8657179 File: 330 KB, 560x560, 1485905131160.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8646511 >libtard mfw I just realized the re in retard stands for republican.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 7 02:00:12 2017 No.8657273 >>8657179 Go away, /pol/

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 7 02:05:37 2017 No.8657281 >>8642138 Couple of nerds, I'd just beat them up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 7 02:08:28 2017 No.8657286 >>8657281 Yeah bruh, nerds sure are stupid bruh

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 7 10:51:17 2017 No.8657861 >>8642112 Skip the bs and jump straight to the end. Sums up my life perfectly right now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 7 12:30:53 2017 No.8658008 >>8657093 >yellowed.com muh sides

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