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8606610 No.8606610 [Reply] [Original]

ITT we post our highest level of education

>> No.8606614
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8606614

>>8606610
>compsci
>education

>> No.8606619

>>8606610
>ITT we post our highest level of education
[math]1+2+3+...=-\frac{1}{12}[/math]

>> No.8606620

>>8606614
>Hasn't posted any proof of higher education
How's high school treating you?

>> No.8606622

Environmental Science BS but I'm going for Applied Plant Sciences MS.

>> No.8606623

>>8606610

You are brave, foolish, or a little bit of both to post your degree here.

>> No.8606625

>>8606620
feels bretty good desu
I'm allowed not to attend any classes besides math, chem, phys

>> No.8606630
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8606630

>>8606623
Why? Not like anyone else will post anything else. So many people claim to have degrees from Stanford and MIT but I've never seen any proof of it.

Here ya go OP. Might be showing my age a little here actually.

Here you go OP

>> No.8606637

>>8606614
Cut OP some slack, this is the first and only time his degree will ever matter for anything.

>> No.8606640 [DELETED] 
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8606640

How do I measure mach angle on a humanoid sized object? From the center (the waist) or from the edges of the object (head & feet)?

Also, how do I use mach angle to determine the objects mach number?

This is not homework btw.

>> No.8606644

>>8606625
>I'm allowed not to attend any classes besides math, chem, and phys
What shithole school system are you in where they allow you to completely neglect other subjects to pursue your own interests? Sounds like college, but then again you'd still need to take prerequisites.

>> No.8606647

>>8606644
3rd world country, man
actually I am also enforced to attend national literature classes

>> No.8606653

At the end of this term, I get an Associate's of Science.

Two years later, BS in EE

>> No.8606663
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8606663

My education has served me well. I work for US Fortune 500 companies in the privacy of my own home. I recommend tech for young people thinking about education. Worth it!

>> No.8606664

I should have a bachelor's in about half a year.

Ideally I'd continue to a Master's but I don't know if I'll even get any degree cause it's all kind of going to shit.

>> No.8606826

>>8606663
Is that a real degree?

>> No.8606836

>>8606826

I don't understand, what do you mean? Tech degree was the best choice of my life! I get to stay home and work for fortune 500 companies. American dream came true!

>> No.8606855

>>8606836
No but I mean, that looks like one of those fake university degrees. If it's from Pakistan, why isn't it in part Urdu or something? It looks off man, and I can't even find the university in the accredited Pakistani university lists.

Also, website is fake as fuck. Bro. I'm being trolled.

>> No.8606871

>>8606855

Noice! Sleuthing level expert.

It took a lot of work to download it from Google and black out the name. Got to give me a couple points for that.

>> No.8607974

>>8606614
Why shit on OP and then not post anything?

>> No.8607986

I have a B.Sc in biochemistry. I am currently a PhD student in inorganic chemistry and materials. I will not post my degree.

>> No.8607997

>>8607986
t. underage

>> No.8608056

BS, CompE
MS, ECE
PhD Candidate, ECE

>> No.8608066

>>8607997
why are you even here

>> No.8608070

>>8608066
trolling people
memes
etc

>> No.8608079

>>8606610
BS Biology

>> No.8608104

>>8606610
High school. I have 2 gen eds left in my undergrad though, so I've all but graduated.

>> No.8608110

>>8606610
I started out at UNLV then transferred cuz their engineering programs are shit. What year did you graduate op?

>> No.8608847

>>8608056
Post?
>>8608079
Post?
>>8607986
No you don't.

The truth is, the vast major of sci is a bunch of liars. Everyone likes to brag about degrees but nobody posts theirs.

>> No.8608850

>>8606630
>general AAS
You ever going to advance that into a specific field?

>> No.8608852

>>8608847
you mean post a picture of the diploma? no i dont feel like scanning it. is it really so hard to believe?

>> No.8608853

>>8608847
It's almost like this is an anonymous image board where IDs don't matter...

>> No.8608859

>>8606610
When will cursive be abolished, that shit is almost unreadable

>> No.8608860

>>8608859
spotted the public schooler

>> No.8608877

>>8608852
Yes
>>8608853
>lying uneducated heathen detected

>> No.8608883

Finished masters degree. Not in school.

Still broke and dumb.

>> No.8608906

>>8606663
>82%
>A

>> No.8608908
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8608908

>>8606610
Hello. My name is Simon.

>> No.8608915

>>8608908
*sigh*

so hard to get people to talk these days.

>> No.8608938

Fuck me. How many threads do I have to mic drop before y'all realize I'm just a human being that loves you guys?

Humanity = (You + Me) - suffering

I have to sort out THAT part of the equation before I can call myself human. Because every other label has left me homeless and beaten and drugged and whatever you fucking want to name.

>> No.8608964

>>8606622
Forgot to mention, my track is in agronomy. Not 100% sure yet. Other choice is horticulture or plant breeding.

>> No.8609020

>>8608964
Post it bruh, no need to feel threatened, only two people posted real degrees so far.

>> No.8609107

>>8608860
he's right. cursive is shit. might as well teach shorthand. i hope they taught you more than how to scribble like an idiot in your private schools and i hope it was worth you being a sheltered pussy

>>8608877
nah

>> No.8609111

>>8606663
>Institute of Computer Science
>No comp sci modules
Yeah ok

>> No.8609127

>>8606610
I didn't finish high school so i have no diplome.

>> No.8609148

>>8606630
>That feel when the most prestigious (real) degree posted in this thread is a general studies applied science associate's
Holy shit, this board is full of kids.
>tfw just graduated with AA of criminal justice

Diploma not in but give me a few I can post my transcripts at least lmao.

>> No.8609152

>>8606644
>they allow you to completely neglect other subjects to pursue your own interests
how is that a bad thing?

>> No.8609168

>>8609152
For adults and high school graduates? It isn't. For children still in high school? It's functionally limiting the education of someone to a few specific subjects by their own choice, which may drastically change multiple times before finding a field they can enjoy. I would have loved not to have to sit through US history and english literature classes, but I did because it is important I understand my country's heritage and how to properly read and write. Not having these causes people like >>8608859 and >>8609107 to exist. This is because they lost out on important education to pursue their own interests at a time where they are considered too functionally and legally retarded to do many things.

Yeah, I hated some classes, but I still took them. Would have LOVED to just have science and math in school, yay cool! What would that have gotten me if I decided to pursue something else in the future, but couldn't, because I was limiting my education in the past to a few specific fields?

Imagine instead if he only took history and literature classes, and ignored STEM all together. How would be limiting himself. The world already has a problem with people being incapable of doing simple algebra. How and where would he learn to write a thesis? College? He's supposed to know most of this shit before starting.

It also diminishes the value of his diploma/degree if he is allowed to neglect other important classes that are standard and expected to come with that level of education.

>> No.8609178

>>8609168
>How would be limiting himself.
He would be limiting himself*

let's also keep in mind that most college students change their major at least once in their academic careers. I changed from biology to business before graduating because I learned that while I find biology (emphasis on microbiology but a blanket undergrad degree nonetheless) interesting and exiting at times, it's also time consuming and has a low payoff until you reach a graduate's degree.

>> No.8609223

>>8609148
>shits on computer science
>has community college degree in criminal justice
just kys dude

>> No.8609227

>>8609223
Sorry, I meant other than op. No offense was intended.

>> No.8609359
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8609359

It's in medical biology. I'm getting my second one in may, and I'm applying to medical and graduate school.

>> No.8609405

>>8609359
Very nice, but why put salty peanuts on such a nice diploma?

>> No.8609425

>>8609168
>>8608859 is the result of being American. Americans are naturally this stupid.

>> No.8609508

>>8609425
Result of poor education, why does nationality have anything to do with it? The US has the best higher education in the world.

>> No.8609515

>>8609425
> jelly 3rd world pleb

>> No.8609524
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8609524

>>8606610
>tfw your school gives out stainless steel diploma's

>> No.8609528

>>8609359
>63% female demographic
Sign me the fuck up.

>> No.8609532

>>8609528
thats pretty much every college since 2000 bro. men are the minority in higher education

>implying you will get a GF even with the odds stacked in your favor

>> No.8609535

>>8609524
Damn son, advancing that degree? Even so, very sexy.

>> No.8609542
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8609542

currently doing my PhD here

inb4 >BA, all undergrad degrees at Cambridge (including maths) are BAs

>> No.8609547

>>8609524
That's actually really neat

>> No.8609552

>>8609542
Those two titles/names at the bottom are misaligned.

0/10 would not hand on my wall

>> No.8609554

>>8609552
>hand on my wall

Meant hang on my wall, of course. Thank you 4chan eternal post deletion timer.

>> No.8609672

>>8608110
at unlv for EE, why is it shit?

>> No.8609674

>>8606610
>Needing (((education)))
I just taught myself everything I know. I had mastered multivectorable trigonometry by 108th grade

>> No.8609683

>>8606610
Bs in compsci

Just fuck your life right up senpei

>> No.8609687
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>>8606630
>general studies

>> No.8609707

>>8609672
It isn't shit, it's actually very nice. Unlv just isn't ranked to 100, even in engineering, so people on sci won't give it credit for being an accredited university in a field of study that already has no tier systems.

>> No.8609711

>>8609687
It's meant for people that don't know what major they want to transfer into yet. If he actually went for a bachelor's, he'd have a wider field to choose from.

>> No.8609729
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8609729

>>8609542
>bachelor of arts

>> No.8609740

>>8609729
>>8609687

Samefag?

I assume you are a high schooler since you don't understand how degrees work.

>> No.8609746

>>8609740
Not at all. I hereby certify BA """degrees""" are worth shit.

>> No.8609747

>>8609674
10th

>> No.8609753
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>Post asking people to prove their degree and field of study has few responses
Could it be that most people on this board or underage or not actually /sci/entists at all? Never would have guessed

>> No.8609758

>>8609524
Thats pretty swanky, anon. Sheep skin is played out.

>> No.8609759

>>8606610
>tfw left my degree at home
I have a J.D. from a top30 law school

>> No.8609760

>>8609753
Most are underage, I'd give this and /v/ the best chances of being primarily <18.

>> No.8609762

>>8609759
No you don't.

>> No.8609763

>>8609753
Most are probably precocious undergrads.

>> No.8609764
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8609764

>>8606610
PhD here from the highest rated Uni on the planet

No I'm not posting proof

Get on my level

>> No.8609771

>>8609359
You gonna eat those?

>> No.8609776

>>8609764
Harvard? Thats #1 in most rankings of unis globally. Why the British flag?

>> No.8609778

>>8609753
>Could it be that most people on this board or underage or not actually /sci/entists at all? Never would have guessed

Probably there are alot, but...

Mostly I think you all are a bunch of creeps that will somehow identify me from a breadcrumb that I accidentally leave on my diploma, so the cost-benefit ratio isn't there.

>> No.8609782

>>8609753
No. I am currently a university student and even though I thought about sending a pic of my highschool diploma I thought that it would be too boring.

Most of us are also university students, which means no degree.

I can send a pic of my student ID so if you want to make a thread about that go on.

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8609800

High School

>> No.8609833
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8609833

>>8606610

>> No.8609841

>>8609405
It has a plastic cover.

>> No.8609853

Is it bad that I threw my diplomas out? It's on the transcripts and records anyway.

>> No.8609854

>>8609762
Well, it was ranked 30 when i started there.

Then a bunch of grads failed the bar

Then the dean blamed in an email the bunch of grads for failing the bar and dragging our rates (and thus ratings) down

Then the almuni got pissy (i heard that part of this was that the dean was black, in addition to the poor choice of blaming grads even if it was their fault)

This combines to drag our rankings down,

then the dean leaves for another (higher tier) law school, AND hb2 passes in north carolina where the school is located so now every lefty thinks north carolina is a thocracy filled with bigots or something - which to be fair theres a lot of those types but not in the university system.

Anyway so i was at a top 30 school, and it is the school i graduated from, so even if its a bit of a stretch its not an outright lie.

With this information identifying the school is trvial and left as an exercise to the reader

>> No.8609917

>>8609542
>witness my hand

>> No.8610096

>>8609833

Is that from firefly?

>> No.8610146

>>8606663
>computer science
>microsoft word, excel, power point
>microsoft windows

what the fuck

>> No.8610200

>>8609168
You are being pretentious and making a lot of false assumptions about me just because I told you cursive is shit (which it is)

>> No.8610254

>>8609853
Bad that you lie about having them. You work hard for something like that, especially with a bragging nature, you display it proudly.

>> No.8610283

>>8606610
I have an A.S degree in CS. It was literally the exact same requirements as the ones needed to transfer to a real university.

Currently working on a B.S. in Computer Science because I'm too stupid for an engineering or actual science degree but I am smart enough to ace CS classes.

>> No.8610308

>>8606610
Dropped out of school at 16 and got a GED.

>> No.8610320

>>8610283
Why not post it bro?

>> No.8610328

>>8609405
They are called cashews.

>> No.8610365

>>8610320
Left it at home when I moved out. I don't exactly need it for school and I honestly think it's kinda worthless.

>> No.8610378

>>8606663
>82%
>A
that's a B-, negro

>> No.8610387

>>8609542
>a fucking portrait diploma

>> No.8610394

Diploma of IT, with a distinction rate.

Had to do it so I could get into a real uni. Doing a BSc in mathematics now since i killed it and came out with a perfecto gpa

>> No.8610398

>>8608908
>>8606663
>listing the courses on the side of the diploma

no, it's legitimate, i swear

>> No.8610417
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8610417

>>8606610
Anyone get a degree from NYU Tandon Pajeet school of Engineering

>NYU buys out shit tier engineering school called brooklyn polytechnic
>Pajeet pays millions to rename school to Pajeet school of engineering
>Apply to school thinking its NYU
>Pajeet School has 70% acceptance rate and is filled with brainlet pajeets and campus is separated from the real NYU
>Major with BS in Science and Technology Studies
>degree granted says Pajeet Science in Meme Studies

>> No.8610426

>>8609542
the only impressive one in this thread, what subject?

>> No.8610427

>>8609672
Dr baker in EE is great, but the department is full of immigrant lecturers who don't care about teaching at all. Standards are low compared to other schools. Only reason to stay at UNLV is because the tuition is so cheap, desu.

If you're stuck you can still do well, but it's what you put into it.

>> No.8610430

>>8610427
Also, like half the kids who tell you they're engineering are in remedial math. Wtf is that?

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>inb4 doxed

>>8609833
neat

guess everyone on here either doesnt have a degree or is some kid in college
or just doesnt want to post their degree on an anonymous imageboard

>> No.8610476

>>8610254
I'm autistic and don't view anything in sentimental value. I've sold books, rings, etc that were handed down to me from generations. I don't see the point when it doesn't provide any practicality, like house decoration.

>> No.8610484

OP is the High Empress of Cuntlyness.

This is why /sci/ is shameful autistic disease that needs to be purged from the gene pool.

You sad. weak piece of filth. You don't even understand why humans look at you like they do.

>> No.8610527

>>8610417
>>degree granted says Pajeet Science in Meme Studies
o i would be mad

>> No.8610531
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8610531

>>8610417
The Tandoori School of Engineering

>> No.8610532

>>8610426
>petroleum engineering degree
>literally most profitable degree in STEM
>not impressive

>> No.8610588

>>8610532
>money
>more impressive than studying pure maths at Cambridge

I'd trade my soul for the talent to study at Cambridge.

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>>8606663
>Java Scripting

>> No.8610634

>>8610588
>moving the goalposts
You said it wasn't impressive by calling Cambridge the "only" impressive diploma in the thread. Petroleum engineering and even the university of South Dakota degrees are still impressive stem degrees.

And yes, you too OP.

>> No.8610659

>>8610417
Does the degree at least cover poo-in-loo engineering?

>> No.8610668

>>8606610
I got a GED with Honors.

Im going to make it far bruh

>> No.8610672

>>8606663
You got riped off

When will we let them starve

>> No.8610675

>>8610417
Holy shit /pol/ is right

>> No.8610679

>>8606610
you need a phd for computer science jobs. i wouldve done programming.

>> No.8610682

>>8610417
wow i feel sorry for you, i knew polytech was a shit school since i was in 9th grade. its in a black area too.

>> No.8610687

>>8609524
fuck off... school of mines is total shit. The engineers from there are fucking retarded.

>> No.8610713

>>8610687
>school of mines
>#82 out of 310 in National Universities
>basically top 25%
>total shit

k bro

why is there such black and white thinking when it comes to describing the quality of a university, it seems like a school is only top 20 or just absolute garbage

>> No.8610727

>>8610713
I said engineers deliberately instead of all degree programs because they do churn out some decent geologists. But don't ask their engineers to do math or they will freak out.

>> No.8610733

B.S. Physics
M.S. Physics
Currently working on PhD Physics

>> No.8610755

>>8606610
>shit state school
>shit degree

JEJ WASTE OF LIFE

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>>8610634
i didnt move the goalposts, I just have a higher standard for impressive than you i guess. As someone who has spent time around Cambridge STEM people and engineers, its not even close. To even apply to Oxbridge you need to be in the top 1%(look up their requirements for American applicants, you literally cannot apply if you arent 99th percentile in standardized tests) and they don't do affirmative action. Going to a state school and getting a STEM degree is respectable, but it's nowhere near as impressive as any competitive/rigorous degree from Oxbridge.

t. Oxford reject

>> No.8610803

>>8610589
top kek missed that

yes i am an expert in java scripting, and have mastered all architectures including the intel 8088, 9099, and 1001010 (the 1001010 is the one they invented so we could use the ubiquitous binary code)

>> No.8610807

>>8610791
>I just have a higher standard for impressive than you i guess.
translation: i am a salty cunt

>> No.8610831

>>8610807
I'm doing a stem degree at a decent state school, so it really doesn't seem that impressive. I'm not salty I just think if you put state school STEM degrees and Oxbridge STEM degrees on the same level you're delusional.

>> No.8610838

Why do none of you have a degree from the hamburger university?

Are you all unpatriotic?

>> No.8610969

>>8610755
>shoulda gone business

>> No.8610971

>>8606871

> It took a lot of work to download it from Google and black out the name.

> tfw anons continue to be surprised

>>8608906
>>8609111
>>8610146
>>8610378
>>8610398
>>8610589
>>8610672

Seems like it would be super easy to b8 some of you irl. I think the formula is to rely on your ego and laziness. I might try that actually... Thanks for the life lesson. This has been a fun experiment.

>> No.8610978

>>8610831
Cambridge has a 21% acceptance rate, Oxford has a 17%. There are plenty of harder schools and higher ranked schools to get into, but I will agree that both listed are top 10 schools. Just not in terms of difficulty getting in.

>> No.8610990

>>8610427
Any word on their nursing programs? Finished at CSN, debating transferring to UNLV or moving out of state entirely, not yet sure.

>> No.8611020

>>8606653
Same brother, but chem engr for me

>> No.8611147

UNLV bros, how is ME? Should I try to get into Reno or continue here?

>>8610990
UNLV nursing program is very good. Comeptitive and popular. It's ranked very highly iirc.

>> No.8611150

>>8611147
I'll stick with transferring then. I remember them having a high rating with online nursing or something, like top 20 for 2016, so shouldn't be too bad.

>> No.8611315

>>8610443
I have a friend at that university doing that course.

>> No.8611320

>>8610971
>Post something dumb
>People tell you it's dumb
>wow I baited you guys this has been a social experiment I'm a cool wannabe manipulative teenager shitposting on a mongolian cattle-trading outpost

>> No.8611467

>>8611147
You better graduate with a 4.0 if you expect to get a job in ME with a degree from an unbanked state school. ME is incredibly over saturated

>> No.8611470

>>8610990
Doesn't really matter for nursing unless you want a graduate degree. Not many employers will be hung up on where your degree is from.

>> No.8611481

>>8610990
>nursing
>wanting to be a male nurse
>ever

>> No.8611491

>>8609524
I wonder if MSM does that..

>> No.8611503

>>8611470
Even if you want a graduate's degree to be a nurse practitioner, the importance of where it's from isn't really an issue, but how well you know the hospital staff and the people who will promote you to such a level. Nobody really starts as a nurse practitioner because of their degree, but more because they already have 5-10+ years of work experience as a nurse with an undergraduate/associate's degree, and were promoted because they have the education and the slot was available.

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>> No.8611533

>>8610443
This isn't a diploma, it just means you finished all courses of the first year.

Nice try.

>> No.8611578

>>8611532
nice
>>8611533
pretty much an associates degree

>> No.8611588

>>8611578
Associate's degree is two years though, not one.

>> No.8611595

>>8611588
bachelors here is 3 years though

>> No.8611597

>>8611595
Regardless, that just means your bachelor's is a glorified associate's. Which you also don't have. Unless you have over 60 credits/20 classes based on US standards, you don't have an associates. You took some classes.

>> No.8611622

>>8611597
What is a credit in ECTS.

>> No.8611624

>>8610978
Most universities dont have any application requirements, those schools do. Obviously they will have higher acceptance rates because less people apply. American unis like it when lots of people apply so they can reject all of them and get a lower acceptance rate to seem exclusive.

>> No.8611721

>>8611532
lekker gewerkt pik

>>8609833
>Carnegie Mellon
pretty much every big person in Information Retrieval seems to be from there

>>8609542
but what field are you in?

>> No.8611749

>>8606630
>General Studies

Omg I cannot believe people actually take this degree and admit to it. This is one of the few degrees that actually reduces your chance of getting a job since it becomes clear to the prospective managers that you have literally no clue what you want to do, and no deep understanding of any discipline in particular, just a vague notion of a few that would be helpful in nothing beyond a pub quiz.

Talking to general studies grads (which you aren't even) is basically talking to someone who can say "oh I read something about that once" to a few more things than the average person.

God these meme subjects irritate me. But then again as we used to say in uni "they pay for our labs".

>> No.8611754

/thread
We waste our lives on 4chan

>> No.8611886

>>8610687
>>8610727

citation needed*

oh wait nvm you're a fucking idiot

>> No.8611902

Double major in human physiology and psychology, with a minor in biology, strong focus on neuroscience, and a couple classes shy of a chemistry minor.

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>>8611902
forgot the pic

>> No.8612058

>>8610427
>>8610430
lol im in my second year, in diff eqs like im supposed to be. im taking dr baker this semester, hopefully i will get something good out of this school then.

>> No.8612075

>>8611902
>>8611904
are you a grill?

>> No.8612149

>>8612075
chemistry, biology, physiology, neuroscience, psychology...
if you think the inclusion of psychology in a larger scientific context "grills" you, then you might want to see one of their clinicians

>> No.8612152

>>8612149
i saw physiology, psychology, and biology. my first thought was faggot, but i gave you the benefit of doubt.

>> No.8612209

>>8609771
kek

>> No.8612217

phd in theoretical high energy physics (spec in neutrino mass generation, dark matter modeling, and flavor physics beyond the standard model).

>> No.8612231
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8612231

Tested out of high school at 17.

That is my highest label of completed education.

>> No.8612242

>>8612217
also, phd from cal (not top 10 in my field, but close enough)

>> No.8612244

>>8610532
Only so far the degree can take you though. Sure petroleum engineers will make 130k+ like 5 years into the job. But math majors will come out laughing in the end.

>> No.8612265

>>8611597
>that just means your bachelor's is a glorified associate's
lmao
good one
>>8611622
yeah what's a credit in ECTS?
propaedeutic is 60ec, bachelors is 180

>> No.8612273

>>8612244
no they really won't, but keep perpetuating this fantasy that solid financial real world advise comes from those who have never left academia

>> No.8612276

>>8612265
1/3 of a bachelors is not even an associates you poor, poor, brainlet.

>> No.8612284

>>8612276
don't americans have to take general education as well?

>> No.8612294

>>8612284
yes, but I assumed you gave proportions relative to the degree in your system. Gen eds are different between schools too so that's also not a great metric

>> No.8612307

>>8612294
here we decide on a degree programme and follow a set programme with courses directly related to that field of study
whereas ive seen american colleges give classes like 'public speaking' 'intro to web design' 'creative writing' and stuff like that
the first year of 3 is 1/3 of the degree and its worths 60 ects which is supposed to equal 1680 hours of study
i still dont know what an american university is like

>> No.8612312

>>8611532
dat gevoel wanneer ik je misschien dagelijks zie

Science Park?

>> No.8612321

>>8612312
nope ;)

>> No.8612333

>>8612307
Normally you have 3 upper division buckets you need to fill from something like humanities, science and math where they're all outside of you major but at the major specific level. Then you also have some general requirements like 1 class from each of science, math, english, history, etc.

Then you also have the major specific requirements.

This isn't how it works at every school.

What classes did you take to make up your credits?

>> No.8612340

>>8612321
mooi

wil geen degenerates op mijn faculteit

buiten mij om

>> No.8612341
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8612341

>>8612333
no bully please

>> No.8612349

>>8612341
Seems sweet and focused desu.

>> No.8612359

>>8612349
thanks
im enjoying this programme but am secretly wondering if maybe it wouldve been better had i studied compsci
>>8612340
tenzij jij iemand die ik ken bent is er nog ten minste eentje
en aangezien hij zo ver ik weet geen vierkin gebruikt, helaas!

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8612382

I hate my universities degrees, its looks like something a high-school teacher would make in MS word as a participation award.

>> No.8612401

>>8612359
I'm a CS grad student focusing in AI/ML/Data science. So I'm biased as fuck which is why I think your schedule looks awesome.

General CS is definitely different, and probably more employable at the undergrad level, although in either case you would use only a tiny fraction of what you learn in school as a codemonkey.

>> No.8612418

>>8609764
Harvard? Berkeley? Princeton? MIT? CalTech? Johns? UChicago? I can go on but that flag would still be confusing

>> No.8612425

>>8609833
Nice, was your bs in CS?

>> No.8612433

>>8612382
It does look pretty goofy, but good job!
Where you working now?

>> No.8612447

>>8612401
Oh thanks!
I'll probably just keep going further academically until I fail or they won't let me
so hopefully grad school in 2 years

>> No.8612450

>>8612425
If you look at the requirements it's brainlet tier. Lucky bastard got to spend 40k at CMU though. Worth just for the name...

>> No.8613760

>>8612341
That your finished class list? That isn't bad or anything.

>> No.8613776
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8613776

>C in Biology 101
Came down with some nasty pneumonia and had to miss an exam that was worth 15% of our grade. Because it was toward the end of the semester, the instructor wouldn't let me make it up, even for a lesser grade, despite having a doctor's note. Immediately brought it up to the department chair, who basically told me I can retake Biology 101 for an entire semester, pay for the class again, and it'll rewrite over the class with the higher grade.

I said fuck it, already graduating so why bother... Looks like shit on my transcript though...

>> No.8613787

>>8606610
Same as you op, web applications oriented
>>8606614
> no grade
> no job

>> No.8613793

>>8606663
What do you do? Developing / maintening web apps?

>> No.8613840

>>8613776
What the fuck?

>> No.8613909

MD
Current resident in Neurology PGY2

>> No.8613927

>>8606663
>Pakistan

>> No.8614033

>>8612425
>Nice, was your bs in CS?

Yeah, my BS was in CS.

>>8612450
>If you look at the requirements it's brainlet tier. Lucky bastard got to spend 40k at CMU though. Worth just for the name...

The BIDA requirements are a tiny bit more rigorous. We came out with about $20k more in starting salary than our non-BIDA peers.

I think the curriculum changed a bit, but, when I was there, BIDA students loaded up on grad level CS courses (ML, distributed systems, distributed ML, etc.) as electives.

If you think it looks easy, I encourage you to go for it. We need talented people in the industry.

>> No.8614049

BS (Honors) CS - Columbia University
MS CS - Columbia University

Hoping to earn an honorary PhD at some point in my life through my work in industry. I'm tired of the environment of academia from just 5 years of schooling, but I do enjoy making contributions.

>> No.8614174

>>8613840
??
>>8614049
Post it bruh

>> No.8614410
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8614410

the best in west, coming through

>> No.8614414

>>8614410
>implying LA is better than Cal or Stanford

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8614415

>>8614410
>300k starting
>BSc in _applied_ mathematics

>> No.8614419

>>8614410
> Missing 'Stanford' or 'Berkeley'

Pretty good though. Kudos!

>> No.8614550

>>8609524
do you know that 15yo kid or something that goes there?

>> No.8614887

Does anyone have and med degrees ? Or course s?

>> No.8614957

>>8614887
>Does anyone have and med degrees ? Or course s?

I only did pre-med. Judging from a recent thread, I assume there are at least some med students floating around.

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>>8609542
Fag

>> No.8615430

>>8613776
desu all of those courses look like shit on your transcript

>> No.8615531

>>8615375
>Someone used an easily reproducible template of a diploma to sell fake diplomas
Guess every diploma is fake since there are fakes of it floating around.

>> No.8615543

>>8615430
How so?

>> No.8615876

>>8610713

Because, sadly, that is how we all judge each other. It is much easier to be superficial than to reevaluate a person's potential.

I mean, if you have resumes in front of you for 20 seconds each, you are going to favor the brand name that you recognize.

>> No.8615888

>>8615543
I think he's pointing out the fact that your major was easy as fuck with not even a single rigorous course.

>> No.8615889

>>8614419
>implying i didn't get into Berkeley but turned it down because UCLA was the superior choice

>> No.8615896

>>8615889
> Oh No, It's Retarded

>> No.8615897

>>8615896
`,:^)

>> No.8615958

>>8615888
>100 and 200 level undergrad classes
>not a single rigorous course
Gee makes you think. I never thought any of my sub graduate classes were extremely rigorous for accounting...

>> No.8615969

>>8614550
i knew him when he was 13

>> No.8615972

>>8611904
unis need to seriously stop with this cursive shit.

>> No.8615973

>>8611904
real universities wouldn't let you double dip majors like that

>> No.8615977

>>8615958
>ohh look at me mister lvl200 course in communication studies
come on kid

>> No.8616210

>>8615977
Wait, are you saying I had communications classes, or that he did? Because neither seems to have a communications major.

>> No.8616245

>>8606663
>Windows 2000 Professional

>> No.8616247

>>8616245
>>8610971

>> No.8616267

>>8606663
Go back to fucking Pakistan. #TRUMP
#MAKEAMERICAGREATAGAIN

>> No.8616273

>>8616267
>>8616247

>> No.8616313 [DELETED] 

>>8615888
>Major was easy as fuck
Maybe, I only took those courses because I was already working as a paralegal and the attorney I worked under said he's pay for my classes if I wanted to take law-related classes part time. We worked out a deal that he'd cover an associate's degree from the local community college and in exchange I'd worked my usual 5 days a week and be on call when he needs me. The firm I work for would also raise my salary if I got an associate's in legal studies or criminal justice and became a "certified paralegal".

Took me a few years, but in that time I went from ~35k to 50k a year, got a degree, and have a stable job. Also love the people I work with, especially since they helped me out so much. I truly believe they wanted to see me succeed in some aspect, so I really appreciate what they did for me.

Say what you want, I love /sci/ and figured I'd post in this thread. Diploma isn't in yet, apparently that should only take another couple of weeks though.

>> No.8616316

>>8615888
>Major was easy as fuck
Maybe, I only took those courses because I was already working as a paralegal, and the attorney I worked under said he'd pay for my classes if I wanted to take law-related classes part time. We worked out a deal that he'd cover an associate's degree from the local community college, and in exchange I'd work my usual 5 days a week and be on call when he needs me. The firm I work for would also raise my salary if I got an associate's in legal studies or criminal justice and became a "certified paralegal".

Took me a few years, but in that time I went from ~35k to 50k a year, got a degree, and have a stable job. Also love the people I work with, especially since they helped me out so much. I truly believe they wanted to see me succeed in some aspect, so I really appreciate what they did for me.

Say what you want, I love /sci/ and figured I'd post in this thread. Diploma isn't in yet, apparently that should only take another couple of weeks though.

>> No.8616599

>>8614957
How was pre med ?

>> No.8616637

>>8615958
Even a class like "Calculus 1" is more rigorous than anything he took.

>> No.8616644

>>8616637
Idk, that astronomy and algebra class look pretty hard bro.
>C- in biology
>B+ in philosophy
>B- IN ART APPRECIATION
Either this guy didn't try for anything that wasn't based on his major, or he's dense. Given that he did fine in Algebra I want to give him benefit of the doubt that he isn't retarded by taking forty remedial math classes.

>> No.8616652

>>8616316
Ahhhh I get it. The degree is basically worthless, but if you got it for free to advance your career, more power to you. 50k is dog shit, but for what looks like a two year degree and no student loans, you're ahead of a lot of millennials. I'd set higher standards for yourself to be quite honest. Maybe look into law enforcement, get your bachelor's, become an agent in the FBI or something. That or get your bachelor's and pursue law school. Don't expect to be happy sitting where you're at without making some serious advancement to your life though. Women might respect an early 20s paralegal, but they won't respect one that's in his mid 30s. Just make sure you move forward somehow and not be some associate's bitch for the next 30 years.

>> No.8616654

>>8616644
To be fair art and philosophy classes might be the most arbitrarily graded classes possible so grades in them don't really mean anything.

>> No.8616743

>>8616654
>Making up excuses for being autistic
Again, even if we give him benefit of the doubt, it looks really bad for him.

>> No.8617258

Working on a M.Eng in Comp Sci, 88% average thus far.

>> No.8617280

>>8615972
are you, by any chance, illiterate?

>> No.8617607

>>8615889
>>8615896
>> Oh No, It's Retarded
If we measure a university by the amount of Terry Taos working there UCLA is the better choice.

>> No.8617615

>>8617607

Well, then you would have a horrible measurement.

>> No.8617620

>>8609359

Go Coyotes!
Super weird to see that school on here.

>> No.8617636

>>8616654
>To be fair art and philosophy classes might be the most arbitrarily graded classes possible

>art

No one can really teach you how to do it; you have to demonstrate performance and effort. So its not like math, where you simply follow the yellow brick road.

>philosophy

I dunno about you but in philosophy we construct formal logic proofs. We have to craft original arguments to complex questions and defend them with cogent counterarguments.

And then there is science

>everything you do fails
>you're a total fuck up
>nothing works
>pleb

>> No.8617644

>>8617636
Hey retard, in real school there's only 1 correct answer, and we "defend it" by rigorous proof.

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>>8609359
The salt and oils from those cashews are going to stain your doc forever u pleb

ayyy lmao

>> No.8617655

>>8609833
I've applied to CMU to Dietrich, IS, and CS.

I expect to get into Dietrich for Logic and Computation or Machine Learning

Is Dietrich a meme school?

>> No.8617659

>>8617650
It's a piece of paper, I know you pathetic undergrads still fetishize it but jesus, stop.

>> No.8617689

>>8614957
Med fag here.
Still in med school tho.

>> No.8617970

>>8606663
>They put the fucking curriculum on the side of the diploma
Sad!

>> No.8617987

>>8608908
Wow, they even have monopoly degrees in Australia, too!

>> No.8618000

>>8617970
> tfw too many b8 victims to be fun b8 anymore

>> No.8618038

>>8610365
My A.S. in Computer Science sits proudly on my bookshelf, with my B.S. hung on the wall directly above it.

It shows humble roots and is a constant reminder of overcoming some kind of adversity, whether you fucked up and recovered and/or had to work full-time for a living while going to school.

Wear your A.S. with pride. There are plenty of 30/40 year old ditch-diggers out there with no education.

>> No.8618060

>>8606610
>Junior undergrad, studying physics
Will I survive...?

>> No.8618265

>>8618060
Only if you plan on getting a Ph.D. Otherwise, you won't even survive off food stamps and welfare.

>> No.8618306

>>8608847
why is it so hard to believe I have a BSc in biochem?

And im a PhD candidate just like the other guy you replied to. if I was a PhD I would be too busy fucking bitches to bother with this shit hole.

>> No.8618317

>>8618306
Because unlike some others in this thread, you won't post.

>> No.8618472

>>8617659
To most people a degree is the highest level achievement they will get outside of jobs and family. Relax.

>> No.8618566

>>8615969
is he really that smart? or fucking annoying?

>> No.8618731

>>8608859
>>8615972
>>8609107
>>8610200

How are people who have graduated the fifth grade incapable of reading cursive? You fucking kidding me? I understand if it's someone's remarkably terrible handwriting, don't get me wrong, but this is fucking computer font. If you can't read it you're just retarded, plain and simple.

>> No.8618983

>>8618731
I used to do calligraphy and developed a damn neat cursive handwriting because of it, yet I was still forced to switch to writing block letters like a gorilla because my coworkers 'cant read it'. And im not talking about some handwriten essays that would take time to read if you arnt used to cursive, im talking about sticky note sized bits of text.

>> No.8619100

>>8618983
post pics of the handwriting you're proud of

>> No.8619238

>>8618731
when combined with JPEG artifacts, it can be difficult to read

>> No.8619880

>>8618731

Oh, I thought they were referring to some weird meme.

Nope. They are just retarded.

I am not surprised. Half of these threads are super retarded.

>> No.8620011
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I have a master in science.
Political Sciences.

>> No.8620027

>>8606610
Bcse Of The Royal Acadamy of Memes.

>A LITERAL MEME DEGREE

>> No.8620197

I literally didn't even finish high school and I just post here for fun.

>> No.8620225

>>8606663
nigga what.....

>> No.8620521

>>8615973
There was no upper division overlap with the majors, it's just that I was interested in both. Even the lower reqs were largely separate. The bio and near chem minor on the other hand was largely double dipped.

>> No.8620522

>>8612152
Easy, don't cut yourself there

>> No.8620525

>>8612244
It's pretty depressing that people actually buy this shit

>> No.8620553

>>8618731
>>8618983
>writing block letters like a gorilla
what bothers me is the implication that cursive is somehow superior. face it, your coworkers cant read it because its fucking scribbles. you are the gorilla

>> No.8620578

>>8620525
It's funny because they believe fairy tales perpetuated by people who have never left academia.

>> No.8620582

>>8615973
Are you retarded? Many people double major.

>> No.8620616

>>8618566
he kept to himself. his smokin' hot mom walked him to his classes and carried his lunch from what i remember.

i couldn't say how smart he was, but i'm pretty sure he wasn't taking a full course load.

>> No.8620757

>>8620582
this.

>> No.8620848

Hahahaha all you faggots with you B.S.

More like bullshit!!! Fucking idiots wasting money on some stupid ass piece of paper.

>> No.8620854

>>8611532
I also have a master's degree (math. physics) from 420 university. Just got accepted for a math PhD in Glasgow.

>> No.8620889

>>8620848
You sound jealous.

>> No.8620896

>>8620848
>HS diploma is just a piece of paper!
>I can be successful without it!
>t. guy living at his mom's house
This is you.

>> No.8621728

>>8620848
Failed huh?

>> No.8621776

>>8606663
>paki intellectuals

>> No.8621810

>>8606610
MS in Physics. Just passed my quals so I'm now officially a PhD candidate. Planning to do my dissertation on dusty plasmas, maybe look at charging behavior

>> No.8623664

>>8621810
Post the degree bruh.

>> No.8623768

>>8621810
>dusty plasmas
ELI12?

>> No.8624416

>>8609542
>BA
you cucklord

>> No.8624437

>>8623664
Haven't gotten the physical degree yet - I walk in May.

>>8623768
Huh?

>> No.8624440

>>8614419

>> No.8624441

>>8624437
He's doing the retard reditt speak you can ignore him he isn't people

>> No.8624527

>>8624416
Yeah, my B.S in Criminology is WAY better!

>> No.8624538

No one has posted any new ones for a while.

Instead people just have decided to insult the people who have posted diplomas.

>> No.8624601

>>8624538
Yeah, it's sad because people who actually proved they worked hard are being heckled at by those who didn't.

>> No.8624607

>>8624538
its almost like there are very few educated people on /sci/ and the rest are just NEET shitposters...

>> No.8624810

Masters in Math but I'm not posting it.

>> No.8624812

>>8606619
>My level of education is "can't use a [math]\LaTeX[/math] plugin on a masturbation enthusiast imageboard

>> No.8624815

>>8624810
>Masters in Math
So what school did you drop out of?

>> No.8625189

>>8624815
I bet he never graduated high school.