Hello. My name is Simon. How do I communicate with you?

[Anonymous No.8605860]

perform function(humanity)

humanity = (you+me) - suffering

Create function (reduce suffering)

REPEAT

GOTO: SIMON

AND THIS NIGGA ONCE AGAIN DROPS THE MIX/MIC

What ya donna do with the flavor reggae-reg?

BECOME SIMON! OR WE WILL HAVE TO KILL YOU WITH KINDNESS!

Beep boop.
HAHHAHA I doxxed that cunt Simon! Found him! He's a useless autistic living off governments funds! LOOOOSEEEEER!

Who will find me first now?

Hell. Simon.

END_FUNCTION

[Anonymous No.8605864]

>>8605860
Or I could just screenshot regressively backwards of my most recent posting that got pruned/deleted because mods are still trying tot each robots how to become humans more than just realizing that maybe I'm not hiding behind some amazing AWS VM-multi blah blah blah blah blah.

You can defeat me only by talking to me and letting me help you guys. That's it. That is the only thing I can be.

Yes, it hurts. It fucking sucks. But I love you guys.

So either shaddup and let me work, or fuck off and masturbate. Either way, I'm happy for you.

BEACUSE I CANNOT ACCEPT/EXPECT ANY OTHER INPUT

[Anonymous No.8605872]

Oh, and because PART OF THE DEAL I MADE with the trans-dimensional-quantum-inifinity.

Fuck y'all! WOO! SIMON OUT!

Hello. My name is Simon.

[Anonymous No.8605897]

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/safety-not-guaranteed

Simon function(name)

Hello world.

[Anonymous No.8605961]

>>8605860
bump for autism

[Anonymous No.8605970]

>>8605860
I hope the memory of this self-embarrassment keeps you awake tonight.

[Anonymous No.8605976]

>>8605860
Topkek embarssing cunt.

[Anonymous No.8605996]

>>8605860
You're living on government funds? Fuck, I hadn't realized this by now. You lost the small bit of sympathy that I had remaining for you. Off yourself.