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Sci Humor Thread Anonymous Fri Dec 2 21:40:31 2016 No.8511706 [Reply] [Original]

What do you call a gay mathematician?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 21:41:05 2016 No.8511707 >>8511706 A homosexual?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 21:42:10 2016 No.8511711 File: 859 B, 153x71, limit of sci - inf is b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8511706 OP

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 22:01:05 2016 No.8511739 File: 122 KB, 1200x675, salty.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8511711

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 22:17:35 2016 No.8511770 >>8511711 [math]\lim\limits_{t\to \infty}\text{/sci/} = /b/[/math]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 22:17:55 2016 No.8511773 File: 856 KB, 937x912, Dr. Vick, PhD.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8511706 Every time I read "homogeneous" I pronounce it as "homo-gene-ass"

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 22:22:57 2016 No.8511787 >>8511711 >>8511770 but who was t

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 22:26:12 2016 No.8511793 there was a physicist called Wolfgang Paul and he called Pauli his imaginary part i find this amusing

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 22:29:03 2016 No.8511796 >>8511787 Time? idk, these faggots need to define their terms.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 22:34:48 2016 No.8511806 File: 599 KB, 637x466, GbtwRS1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8511706 I fucking waited all year in HS for my physics teacher to set me up for that joke and he never did! I am still a little pissed cause I always thought it was hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 22:41:21 2016 No.8511814 >>8511706 How did the mathematician fix his constipation problem? [math] \mathbf{Spoiler} % He worked it out with a pencil [/math]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 22:48:44 2016 No.8511822 >>8511796 I get that but where is t in function

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 22:54:51 2016 No.8511826 >>8511773 what the fuck is topology even about? t. not-stem >losing my shit at loaf of werewolf bread

>>	Anonymouse Fri Dec 2 22:55:56 2016 No.8511829 File: 304 KB, 2256x1156, hmm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 22:57:09 2016 No.8511830 File: 7 KB, 200x200, Polynomialdeg2.svg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What do you call a parrot who didn't get any crackers?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 23:07:53 2016 No.8511845 >>8511826 coffee mug = donut XDDD

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 23:15:17 2016 No.8511856 >>8511830 >you sold me a dead curve

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 23:30:42 2016 No.8511884 >>8511826 Basically, the study of spaces and what you can do with them/what happens in them. It's only for raging autists who have a fetish for pathologies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 23:32:53 2016 No.8511889 >>8511830 Jokes with Einstein thread?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 23:36:52 2016 No.8511893 >>8511706 OP's name

>>	OP Fri Dec 2 23:40:01 2016 No.8511895 >>8511893 jokes on you, I inhale cock like its my job. also I'm an engineer

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 2 23:41:17 2016 No.8511898 >>8511856 Sooo... it flatlined?

>>	OP Fri Dec 2 23:50:50 2016 No.8511912 >>8511830 the joke is in the file name egg suckers

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 3 17:02:34 2016 No.8513239 >>8511787 Shitposting

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 3 17:24:16 2016 No.8513298 >>8511829 Philosophers do not have brains.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 3 17:25:47 2016 No.8513303 >>8511912 Polynomial. Poly no meal

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 4 08:58:36 2016 No.8514657 X = 9 X + Y = 20 X / Y = best day of my life

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 4 09:25:40 2016 No.8514705 File: 124 KB, 1548x1468, 1466689664778.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 4 09:27:36 2016 No.8514713 >>8514657 that was almost as funny as the real 9/11

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 4 09:32:40 2016 No.8514722 >>8511706 ??????????? wow fuck off that's the worst joke i've heard in weeks

Anonymous Sun Dec 4 13:53:03 2016 No.8515122

>>8511706
An infinite number of mathematicians, a polar bear, helium, and a neutrino walk into a bar (ouch). One of the mathematicians then says, "the bar is now empty" and they begin to play hide and seek. The neutrino is then stopped by a police officer. Officer Heisenberg says, "Do you know how fast you were going back there?" The neutrino replies, "I'm positive and a pascal but I don't know where I am." The bar tender then says "You're all idiots, the cows are all black" and pours 10 (in base 2, i mean 10) drinks and there is an extra dollar. The polar bear then dissolves in water while the helium does not react.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 4 15:02:31 2016 No.8515196 >>8511706 I think an analyst would have been a better answer

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 4 15:08:38 2016 No.8515206 >>8513298 nobody has brains because they cannot know nuffin

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 4 15:10:56 2016 No.8515211 >>8511706 Homogenius

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 4 16:09:01 2016 No.8515316 File: 42 KB, 500x666, eea.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] pic related is the only one that made me smile in rl, rest leaves me cold tbqh

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 4 16:17:07 2016 No.8515339 >>8511884 >t. I merely passed the pointset topology course

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 4 17:04:58 2016 No.8515443 File: 73 KB, 1342x1192, 1477860676740.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] you guys are humorless brainlets

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 4 18:26:48 2016 No.8515661 >>8511706 Homology, homomorphism, homotopy, homogeneous, homoclinic orbits, homothetic centers... Oh I get it now mathematicians are supposed to all be geniuses so it's homogeneous

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 4 22:25:59 2016 No.8516179 File: 30 KB, 544x471, 1477751784610.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 4 22:27:49 2016 No.8516181 File: 29 KB, 500x547, 1477752754390.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 4 22:30:29 2016 No.8516185 File: 454 KB, 668x445, 1477746550591.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 4 22:31:42 2016 No.8516189 File: 41 KB, 499x562, 1459402639304.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 4 22:42:37 2016 No.8516206 >>8515122 underrated

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 4 22:44:09 2016 No.8516209 >>8516189 what is the picture referring to?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 4 22:46:13 2016 No.8516215 >>8516209 Celebi-yau manifolds

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 4 23:00:03 2016 No.8516230 File: 45 KB, 500x426, the_sierpinski_penis_game[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8514705

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 4 23:01:30 2016 No.8516231 >>8516215 no i mean the background picture

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 4 23:37:11 2016 No.8516301 >>8516231 A forest and a boardwalk. and apache attack helicopters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 00:39:22 2016 No.8516402 >>8515316 lel

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 00:41:57 2016 No.8516411 >>8511706 homogenous homo: same geneous: composition same composition. i don't see where the humor is. are you a brainlet, by chance? no homo

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 00:42:44 2016 No.8516416 >>8515196 >anaLYST I geddit

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 05:26:26 2016 No.8516855 >>8516411 Cuz they go inside each other and are the same. Can't use that big nuron firer you got there eh?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 06:42:38 2016 No.8516943 >>8515443 i don't get the joke. specifically the second formula

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 12:56:17 2016 No.8517554 >>8515122 exe lent giggle

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 13:53:10 2016 No.8517675 File: 237 KB, 598x792, 1472936254283.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8513298 >>8513298

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 13:55:45 2016 No.8517680 >>8516943 Euler-lagrange equation. Most classical mechanics problems are trivial in the calculus of variations

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 14:03:08 2016 No.8517699 File: 40 KB, 300x544, 1436886591118.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8511773 Now that's a horrifying interpretation of the hairy ball theorem.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 14:13:00 2016 No.8517715 >>8516209 lrn2gogle. it references a mentally challenged snowflake https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtH7l-dhHZQ

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 21:22:26 2016 No.8518451 >>8516181 wtf is that solution

Anonymous Mon Dec 5 21:48:06 2016 No.8518485

>>8517680
>Most classical mechanics problems are trivial in the calculus of variations

That is incredibly untrue. The only trivial step is deriving the equations of motion.

Coming up with the proper Lagrangian and solving the equations of motion are both still difficult.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 21:52:06 2016 No.8518493 >>8511856 It's not dead, it's resting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 21:59:05 2016 No.8518499 My clac2 professor actually said this to the class >"I think students struggle with series and sequences because its difficult to get them engaged. Believe me, took 3 tries for my wife to say yes."

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 22:32:28 2016 No.8518536 >>8511773 That's fucking gorgeous

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 06:06:54 2016 No.8519160 >>8511773 Well if we don't ignore the butthole-mouth connection we get a donut. It's not hard to comb a donut smooth

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 07:53:41 2016 No.8519235 File: 32 KB, 707x353, IMG_4565.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 11:06:36 2016 No.8519471 What does a chemist call a ffm threesome? "Double Bonding" A physicist? "Double slit experiment" An engineer? "Fucking gross, man"

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 14:52:57 2016 No.8519967 >>8511822 You have to assume the function has been simplified and t is gone

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 14:59:23 2016 No.8519978 >>8518499 it's funny because it implies that he married a student

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 17:26:07 2016 No.8520253 File: 75 KB, 592x379, image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Classic

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 20:37:02 2016 No.8520685 >>8520253 has anyone tried to find the thing butthurt baby was talking about?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 10:25:04 2016 No.8522066 >>8516185 Love this one

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