What are snails even trying to do?

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Anonymous Wed Nov 9 21:43:41 2016 No.8465699 [Reply] [Original]

What are snails even trying to do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 9 21:44:30 2016 No.8465700 eat my vegetables

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 9 21:46:53 2016 No.8465704 fug other snails nigga

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 9 21:53:17 2016 No.8465715 File: 1.39 MB, 1536x1860, Garden_snails_and_love_dart.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Impale each other with their love darts. No, really, snails have actual darts. It's crazy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 9 23:31:11 2016 No.8465830 Their best

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 9 23:38:36 2016 No.8465836 >>8465699 The snailiest they possibly can.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 00:43:14 2016 No.8465901 File: 39 KB, 828x500, Monachoides_vicinus_dart_lateral.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Picture of the love dart. You stab the one you love.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 00:50:50 2016 No.8465906 File: 273 KB, 650x686, Cockroaches.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8465699 I can't see spit captain!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 00:54:14 2016 No.8465914 >>8465699 Am I a psychopath if I tip salt on them when I see them or feed them to my chickens?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 01:10:09 2016 No.8465941 >>8465914 that shit is pretty funny

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 04:39:35 2016 No.8466163 File: 156 KB, 960x520, TlLmfpe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8465901 >>8465715 >googling this Fucking hell

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 04:53:31 2016 No.8466172 >>8465699 I don't know but it's still better than reposting from /r/shittyaskscience to a taiwanese basket weaving forum.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 06:13:58 2016 No.8466214 >>8465901 >covered the scale because he's embarrassed how small it is >literally need a microscope to see it

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 06:16:07 2016 No.8466217 >>8466214 It's like 5mm long. t. kept snails as pets when I was 10

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 06:20:50 2016 No.8466220 >>8466217 t. dicklet

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 06:24:33 2016 No.8466225 File: 76 KB, 624x468, African-Giant-Land-Snail1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8466220 I'll have you know my dick is longer than most snails. Most.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 07:42:49 2016 No.8466269 >>8466225 >African LMAO M A O

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 07:51:47 2016 No.8466277 >>8466163 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTV23B5gBsQ

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 14:56:05 2016 No.8466749 File: 24 KB, 379x451, 1445827531899.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8465830 Made me smile

Anonymous Thu Nov 10 14:58:33 2016 No.8466755
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>>8465699
Paralyze you and drag your still-spasming form into their digestive chamber, where you will either die of suffocation or from being dissolved alive by acids and enzymes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 15:54:22 2016 No.8466853 File: 397 KB, 1200x1530, 06813-snail-goats2bin2bthe2btours2bms2b00082bmanuscript.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 18:22:48 2016 No.8467074 File: 304 KB, 557x600, I knew I saved this for a reason.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8466755 I have the perfect picture for that!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 18:32:47 2016 No.8467091 >>8466755 Jesus Christ I forgot how horrifying cone snails are

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 18:38:05 2016 No.8467095 File: 67 KB, 800x365, 6a00d8341c464853ef019aff98b2b1970d-800wi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8465699 a drawing of the great snail war ca. 1312

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 18:39:12 2016 No.8467097 File: 57 KB, 800x387, 6a00d8341c464853ef019aff982f4e970c-800wi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8467095 another

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 18:45:57 2016 No.8467108 >>8467097 I don't understand. Is the knight with dragon wings coming out of his lion hindquarters supposed to be a heroic figure?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 18:51:10 2016 No.8467115 >>8466853 >>8467095 >>8467097 Lmao Is this the medieval equivalent of shitposting?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 18:55:37 2016 No.8467124 >>8466755 fucking horrifying

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 19:00:16 2016 No.8467130 >>8465914 No mollusc dont feel pain.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 19:16:08 2016 No.8467159 >>8466755 Just swim away nigga what the fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 19:16:10 2016 No.8467160 File: 81 KB, 800x468, 10_14_2013_snail-2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8467115 Kind of, They find them all the time in the margins on notebooks of monks during the 12 and 13th centuries.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 19:16:13 2016 No.8467161 >>8466755 cell theme in the background

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 19:17:12 2016 No.8467163 >>8467159 he's been paralyzed by a neuro-toxin and cant swim.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 19:21:07 2016 No.8467172 File: 497 KB, 692x322, whatthefuck.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8467115

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 19:45:56 2016 No.8467211 >>8466755 >life means that things eat other things

Anonymous Thu Nov 10 19:55:45 2016 No.8467223
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>>8467108
This looks like a bizarre modification of the original myth of Saint George and the Dragon depictions. Saint George was a Greek soldier during the Roman Era that became a martyr for Christianity and became a saint, and in one of the myths he's in he kills a dragon which would explain the dragon wings and the stance with the spear. Not sure about the lion legs though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 10 21:45:32 2016 No.8467392 >>8466755 So what's inside the mouth?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 01:01:12 2016 No.8467672 >>8467392 A gateway to hell.

>>	Heaven Fri Nov 11 01:48:34 2016 No.8467727 >>8466755 I'm sincerely impressed

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 06:23:06 2016 No.8468029 File: 145 KB, 1024x768, 1454888278165.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 06:44:57 2016 No.8468047 File: 1.68 MB, 420x275, snail.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] crabe

Anonymous Fri Nov 11 06:46:22 2016 No.8468050
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1- Slug is so much light than snail who have shell to copy slug technology.

2- The snail use the shell because is a fucking faget.

3- snail got crush so easy, and you can give the slug to ur dog chew and it ll still eat lettuce.

4- shell is MORE heavy than no shell.

5- some slug have internal shell because more evolved

6- Your cousin will not want to stay on your house to play slug.

7- If you trow the slug on the wall, the wall will go up.

8- Trow both on water and watch which will come up first. over 9000- slug at mate will make a slimecord. The snail will show dribble.

10- All slug are hermaphrodite. Snail is too but because faget

11 - slug is the name of a bullet. Snail means it is slow.

12 - Slug will eat carrion, slug dont give a fuck

13- slug didn’t needed an upgrade. Slug is perfect

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 06:49:10 2016 No.8468056 File: 98 KB, 422x768, hehe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8468050 slug is SHIT because NO shell, fucking salt KILL THE SNAIL and basicaloly, you're fucking stuipid.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 06:59:36 2016 No.8468062 >>8468050 gee I wonder who is behind this post

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 10:25:46 2016 No.8468278 >>8465715 their its fucking eyes kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 10:41:57 2016 No.8468316 File: 10 KB, 300x120, slug bud.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8468062 it Chinese peeple

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 21:08:10 2016 No.8469185 File: 118 KB, 500x500, Sakura.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8468050 Wait are you telling me their actually not the same species?!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 21:12:50 2016 No.8469192 File: 2.00 MB, 307x192, giphy.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8465699 Fly

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 22:01:32 2016 No.8469242 >>8467115 Perhaps snails ate at the parchment of the monks writing the books and were seen as a nuisance to be slain. Otherwise, maybe the monk was pissed at Sir Chad McThundercock and wanted to portray him as a coward who could hardly handle a snail.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 11 22:49:24 2016 No.8469293 >>8469242 What if in the distant past SNAIL's were actually bigger then they are now?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 00:54:16 2016 No.8469479 >>8466755 https://youtu.be/Go_LIz7kTok also terrifying

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 02:01:18 2016 No.8469527 >>8465715 >>8465901 /popsci/ /reddit/ please go.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 04:20:55 2016 No.8469606 >>8469293 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCI18qAoKq4

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 17:11:45 2016 No.8470675 File: 204 KB, 404x416, Apes.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8469606

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 18:44:43 2016 No.8470803 >>8468029 What kind of Pokemon is this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 19:01:23 2016 No.8470818 >>8465914 Only when you see them. Salting before serving makes you normal.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 22:12:23 2016 No.8471039 >>8466755 Imagine putting your dick in there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 22:34:47 2016 No.8471055 >>8465699 learn the true nature of the universe

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 02:21:14 2016 No.8471312 >>8466755 my fetish

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 02:38:32 2016 No.8471325 Look like pussyflaps.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 11:36:26 2016 No.8471863 >>8468050 fucking kek

Anonymous Sun Nov 13 18:29:21 2016 No.8472692
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>>8465699
they are trying to die like humans
but more slowly.
and also they are happy they arent dogs
and in china
anyway nibiru is here soon
get ready to die
have a nice night rainman
we dont go out when it rains
and we dont eat snails

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 04:25:05 2016 No.8473569 >>8467223 Honestly thought that was St Dimitri

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 09:11:25 2016 No.8473864 File: 32 KB, 468x350, snail-has-a-stick.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You will never have a pet snail that can play fetch

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 09:27:19 2016 No.8473880 File: 710 KB, 2409x2874, kek.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8468050

Anonymous Mon Nov 14 09:55:48 2016 No.8473921

>>8468050
1- Snail is so much heavy and strong. if snail does not kill you he can hit you with it. weight is a sign of reliability.

2- the slug got evict from shell because he is poor.

3- slug get crush easy, snail shell get crush, snail crawl away to find another. it is like having 1up.

4- shell is more stronger than no shell

5- snail evolve shell out of itself, internal slug shell is copy of superior snail technology.

6- your sexy little sister lift up her skirt when she see snail.

7- if you trow snail at wall, wall will catch snail and happy.

8- trow both on water and see wich can breth underwater which has surfase for airover 9000- snail at mate will find a quiet leaf or hotel, slug is brazen hussy

10- snail is hermaphroditte faget becaus he hate biches only care for monie

11- snail is nail with curve added. slug is fake monie because he is poor.

12- snail only feast on finest foods, snail is coinesseur.

13- slug is 100000 years undeevolve, only survive because affirmative action.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 12:12:53 2016 No.8474089 File: 1023 KB, 2012x1507, Chromodoris_lochi_(AA3)[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8470803 nudibranch https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nudibranch

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 12:15:05 2016 No.8474092 >>8465699 Climb more thing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkSN-kqAmxw

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 22:02:27 2016 No.8475277 >>8465699 Eat, sleep, fuck. You know, just like any other animal. Well, okay, except for giant pandas. They don't fuck anymore for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 22:15:20 2016 No.8475292 File: 15 KB, 480x360, totally normal snail.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HELOW FElLOW SNAIL FRIENDZ? iT IS NICE dae for climbUP TR33S! Iz it nut<?> https://youtu.be/Go_LIz7kTok

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 22:17:08 2016 No.8475295 File: 16 KB, 275x183, Nudibranch.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nudibranch Thread? Nudibranch thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 22:19:27 2016 No.8475296 File: 451 KB, 1024x674, Nudibranch2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nudibranchs are so sick

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 03:09:08 2016 No.8475681 Snails are comfy pets https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIjh6Wg59oo

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 05:06:27 2016 No.8475757 >>8467074 That looks extremelly painful

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 05:25:29 2016 No.8475777 >>8475757 For you

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 12:35:48 2016 No.8476213 >>8475681 The snail doesn't actually enjoy being petted, right? I thought that was a mammal thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 12:37:44 2016 No.8476218 >>8476213 Birds seem to enjoy petting. I think anything that causes a pleasurable sensation can be enjoyed but who knows if doing that actually causes any pleasurable sensations for snails.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 12:52:29 2016 No.8476249 >>8468050 slugs confirmed for being he equivalent of Serbians

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