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/sci/ humor thread Anonymous Sat Oct 29 05:39:30 2016 No.8443901 [Reply] [Original]

Post them nerds

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 05:49:58 2016 No.8443904 File: 372 KB, 1600x1400, 1474210659098-fourchan-sci-8351577.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This ones not quite humor but it is cool

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 05:51:20 2016 No.8443906 File: 25 KB, 752x382, 1474112519039-fourchan-sci-8351577.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 05:59:17 2016 No.8443911 File: 566 KB, 1024x4844, Evolution is just a theory.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 06:03:33 2016 No.8443912 File: 98 KB, 632x895, science BTFO.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 08:50:52 2016 No.8444073 File: 62 KB, 764x402, 1474251670066.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 08:55:03 2016 No.8444075 >>8444073 kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 08:57:35 2016 No.8444078 >>8443904 Some are bullshit, I checked with Photoshop.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 08:58:01 2016 No.8444080 >>8443912 QED

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 08:58:46 2016 No.8444081 File: 72 KB, 956x960, 1463561521959.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 09:05:51 2016 No.8444084 >>8443906 I don't get it. The left one is Maxwell equation, the right panel is a multivariable version. So what's the punch line

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 09:09:10 2016 No.8444091 File: 454 KB, 668x445, 1463560809592.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8444084 The right one is a more elegant expression of the left.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 10:10:29 2016 No.8444159 >>8444091 >Tensor Notation >Elegant Nigga what

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 10:22:35 2016 No.8444182 File: 730 KB, 500x375, wtgsertgvdet345uyhrt.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] how important is maths to science? Can you be a good scientist if you're terrible at maths?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 10:36:24 2016 No.8444196 File: 30 KB, 544x471, 1477206209721.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8444159 >relativistic invariance >not elegant baka desu senpai

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 10:40:55 2016 No.8444208 File: 14 KB, 480x245, 14671239_359945017680835_1166117344745782414_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 10:42:17 2016 No.8444210 File: 39 KB, 500x414, im-asexual-now-begins-my-mitosis-me-irl-2618928.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 10:43:23 2016 No.8444212 File: 153 KB, 480x222, 13902789_1095887453825564_3552831161374893756_n.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 10:45:04 2016 No.8444214 File: 95 KB, 814x960, 14708103_1159325297481779_9145832736152774342_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sat Oct 29 10:45:38 2016 No.8444215

> An angel came down for a meeting of the American Philosophical Association. Greeting the philosophers, the angel offered to answer a single question for them. Immediately the philosophers set to arguing about what they should ask. So the angel said, "Alright, you figure out what you want to ask. I'll come back tomorrow." A
> Some of the philosophers favored asking conjunctive questions, but others argued persuasively that the angel probably wouldn't count this as a single question. One philosopher wanted to ask "What is the best question to ask?", in the hope that some day another angel might make a similar offer, at which point they could then ask the best question. But this suggestion was rejected by those who feared that no such opportunity would arise and did not want to waste their only question.
> Finally, the philosophers agreed on the following question: "What is the ordered pair whose first member is the best question to ask, and whose second member is the answer to that question?" Satisfied with their decision, the philosophers awaited the angel's return the next day, whereupon they posed their question. And the angel replied: "It is the ordered pair whose first member is the question you just asked, and whose second member is the answer I am now giving." And then he disappeared.

>Dean, to the physics department: "Why do I always have to give you guys so much money, for laboratories and expensive equipment and stuff? Why couldn't you be more like the math department - all they need is pencils, paper, and waste-paper baskets. Or even better, like the philosophy department. All they need are pencils and paper."

>An infinite number of math teachers walk into a bar.
>The first asks for a beer.
>The second asks for half a beer.
>The third asks for a quarter of a beer.
>This continues until the 7th teacher places his order, when the bar tender says "Enough!", places two beers on the table and says "You math teachers just don't know your limits."

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 10:46:17 2016 No.8444216 File: 25 KB, 478x280, 14718704_1157272507687058_4702128961668145758_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 10:52:34 2016 No.8444224 File: 29 KB, 500x547, 1477499264437.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8443901

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 10:53:53 2016 No.8444226 File: 21 KB, 650x300, 14212125_333108397031164_7316156561090550712_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 10:55:00 2016 No.8444229 >>8444081 this is like normie-tier shit get out

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 10:55:34 2016 No.8444230 File: 31 KB, 480x427, 14492319_1146742415406734_3450672798093465752_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 10:58:51 2016 No.8444233 File: 60 KB, 624x624, 14457316_1138355052912137_7445234969260577737_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 11:01:59 2016 No.8444240 File: 216 KB, 1465x546, 1446750508779.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 11:03:14 2016 No.8444241 File: 12 KB, 372x395, 14502940_349094018765935_849068311402334385_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 11:05:39 2016 No.8444245 File: 27 KB, 518x356, 14316707_339316886410315_1413713214335033618_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 11:07:32 2016 No.8444248 File: 20 KB, 511x384, 14100415_333050187036985_7918360587438770583_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 11:08:38 2016 No.8444250 File: 32 KB, 353x535, 14222149_331969223811748_1767454217110281696_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 11:09:22 2016 No.8444253 File: 71 KB, 540x540, 1473171743066.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 11:13:19 2016 No.8444257 File: 51 KB, 640x474, 1467031518432.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 11:16:41 2016 No.8444263 >>8444240 holy kek. this is fucking great.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 11:17:23 2016 No.8444265 >>8444248 >couchy B-but... that's not how his name is pronounced..................

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 11:17:30 2016 No.8444266 >>8444240 pull the lever because zeta(0)>zeta(-1)

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 11:20:09 2016 No.8444272 File: 53 KB, 980x367, 1473197439944.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8443901

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 11:20:25 2016 No.8444274 >>8444240 In this case, the lower track would be the correct path of the trolley to kill the least amount of people In fact, you end up saving 1/12 of a life

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 11:21:58 2016 No.8444276 >>8444266 also >>8444274 correction >zeta(0)<zeta(-1) what waste of dubs tho

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 11:22:53 2016 No.8444279 File: 75 KB, 592x379, algebraic_topologist.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 11:24:25 2016 No.8444282 File: 190 KB, 443x1347, 1472324801159.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sat Oct 29 11:25:08 2016 No.8444283

>>8444266
well
so long as the trolly can run infinitely, and an infinite supply of people to run over can be supplied, then you would choose the left track because muh -[math]\frac{1}{12}[/math] but since it definitely fucking can't on both counts, then you would choose the right track.
This is because for real numbers within the cardinal series [math]\aleph_0[/math] the sum of all people on the right track can be proven to be lesser than the equivalent operation of the left track.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 11:28:23 2016 No.8444288 File: 235 KB, 507x612, Monty-Trolley-Problem.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 11:28:30 2016 No.8444289 File: 53 KB, 907x718, 0060.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8444283 >knows 1+2+3+4+...=-1/12 meme >doesn't know 1+1+1+1+...=-1/2 meme >mfw

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 11:30:49 2016 No.8444293 >>8444289 oh shit well uh in that case supposing the trolley can run infinitely and an infinite number of people can be supplied then after an infinite amount of time running down the right track you'd save half a person. So right on both counts.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 11:35:53 2016 No.8444296 File: 442 KB, 506x629, IMG_3586.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8444240

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 11:37:27 2016 No.8444298 >>8444296 What in this is science/math-related? /pol/ posters fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 11:41:43 2016 No.8444301 File: 6 KB, 329x328, 1463218187507.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8444288 switch the tracks to the one with the 5 people on it

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 12:50:36 2016 No.8444386 File: 133 KB, 400x505, 1464774108746.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8444296

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 13:00:14 2016 No.8444405 >>8444298 >>8444386 go away separatist retard

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 13:00:55 2016 No.8444407 >>8444298 >>8444386 samefag

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 13:05:11 2016 No.8444408 >>8444405 >>8444407 samefag :6)

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 13:05:44 2016 No.8444409 >>8444405 >>8444407 >>8444408 samefag.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 13:08:28 2016 No.8444413 >>8444405 >>8444407 >>8444408 >>8444409 samefag

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 13:09:29 2016 No.8444415 >>8444413 >>8444409 >>8444408 >>8444407 >>8444405 >>8444386 >>8444298 >>8444296 Shamefag

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 13:27:41 2016 No.8444452 File: 49 KB, 400x400, 1458108511145.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8443912

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 13:31:00 2016 No.8444459 >>8443912 why is he wrong

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 13:40:50 2016 No.8444468 >>8444182 Maths is the cornerstone of science.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 13:41:05 2016 No.8444469 >>8443912 Why is the pee gone? Also, there weren't 6 billion people 3 billion years ago.

Anonymous Sat Oct 29 13:53:32 2016 No.8444486

>>8444459
Because it doesn't take into account that:
-Organisms which required water as a life sustaining solvent/reactant did not exist directly following abio-genesis, and evolved at a much later period
-fresh water, under carefully controlled conditions, is renewable
-6 billion people did not exists 3 billion years ago

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 14:06:38 2016 No.8444500 File: 52 KB, 600x676, 13d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8444272 Interuniversal Teichmüller Theory needs to be more of a meme. I cant stand all those highschool faggots talking about 1+2+3+...=-1/12 anymore

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 14:45:05 2016 No.8444555 >>8444253 This cannot be real...... r-right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 15:02:01 2016 No.8444590 >>8444240 It actually doesnt matter since both sides have the same amount of people, since 1 + (1 + 1) +... = 1 + 2 + ... = -1/12 so it doesnt matter

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 15:06:18 2016 No.8444600 File: 89 KB, 1331x398, ayy medicine.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 15:42:23 2016 No.8444649 >>8444600 Lol they discovered Riemann Sums all on their own

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 16:12:39 2016 No.8444702 >>8444590 Mathematicians absolutely destroyed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 16:27:13 2016 No.8444738 >>8444415 >>8444413 >>8444409 >>8444408 >>8444407 >>8444407 >>8444405 >>8444386 same fag

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 16:36:28 2016 No.8444755 >>8443912 Winrar?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 16:37:01 2016 No.8444756 >>8444738 >when the newfags want in on the action

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 16:42:47 2016 No.8444776 File: 728 KB, 1057x611, 1466949430638.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8444214 Not funny man, way too accurate...

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 16:45:15 2016 No.8444780 >>8444265 GauB disagrees.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 18:55:23 2016 No.8444987 >>8444780 gob

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 18:58:43 2016 No.8444994 >>8444214 >>8444776 Accurate for a freshman. If he were a PHD student or postdoc working in physics it would be: >What is your worst fear? >"not being able to find a job."

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 20:04:26 2016 No.8445099 Samefag. >>8444738 >>8444415 >>8444413 >>8444409 >>8444408 >>8444407 >>8444407 >>8444405 >>8444386

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 20:07:41 2016 No.8445104 >>8445099 Samefag

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 21:00:46 2016 No.8445196 File: 8 KB, 755x518, 1457480954209.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 21:07:49 2016 No.8445203 File: 135 KB, 1453x461, banter.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8445196 That's more of a /g/ joke, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 21:22:39 2016 No.8445220 >>8443901 that wasnt very funny

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 21:30:22 2016 No.8445242 >>8444444

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 21:33:39 2016 No.8445247 >>8444274 Fuck you, I legitimately laughed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 00:04:11 2016 No.8445470 >>8443912 ocean water...

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 00:27:29 2016 No.8445505 >>8445220 you probably don't understand it

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 05:54:32 2016 No.8445787 >>8444590 -1/2=1+1+1+...=1+(1+1)+(1+1+1)+...=1+2+3+...=-1/12 Therefore -1/2=-1/12, so 2=12. Maths btfo

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 06:20:30 2016 No.8445801 >>8444230 What's wrong with that, if you conclude 1=1, obviously true, from your reasoning then your proof is right and finished

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 06:28:02 2016 No.8445807 File: 8 KB, 208x273, proof.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 06:55:53 2016 No.8445830 >>8445807 the worst part of this is that sin(0) = 0

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 07:29:46 2016 No.8445851 >>8445807 You can't cancel the x you fucking retard. BAKA.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 07:46:13 2016 No.8445861 >>8444215 first two made me laugh heartily

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 09:39:13 2016 No.8445946 >>8445801 No. You need to get to what you wanted to show. Getting 1=1 can be meaningless. Oh I get it, you were baitin

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 09:41:06 2016 No.8445950 File: 120 KB, 720x1280, Screenshot_20161012-000001.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8444240 Neat

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 09:46:04 2016 No.8445955 >>8444257 Underrated because the "cs is a meme"-meme

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 10:11:39 2016 No.8445982 >>8443901 Why were his glasses always wobbly ? was it a joke or some /his/ or /psy/ can chime in. always boggled me...

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 10:17:24 2016 No.8445994 File: 102 KB, 625x697, reason logic.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8443901 a bit more /mu/ than /sci/ but i like it

Anonymous Sun Oct 30 10:31:54 2016 No.8446008

>>8445946
If you want to show some equation holds and when you modify it and get 1=1 or something similar, meaning that the equation is equivalent to some obvious truth then the proof is complete. That's the way most of the proofs work, you show your theorem is equivalent to some obvious truth

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 10:32:07 2016 No.8446009 >>8445830 But that's correct, anything times 0 equals 0.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 16:39:14 2016 No.8446530 >>8445505 i dont really understand it but i dont think that would make it funny it's just not funny you dork lol

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 16:45:12 2016 No.8446544 >>8444600 Medicine is so cute

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 16:51:16 2016 No.8446550 File: 63 KB, 1342x1192, 14570666_678227525673535_8358122363836348871_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Normie level meme incoming

Anonymous Sun Oct 30 17:12:13 2016 No.8446602

>>8444296
OH MY GOD like i just, like, can't even, like, BELIEVE u just said that, like, umm, how can someone be soo RACIST in 2016? I mean, like, come on, it's like, 2016, or whatever, it's time to drop your stupid racism, like, i mean, like, race isn't even real it's just a social construct, like, seriously. How about you go back to >>>/pol/ you disgusting f*cking RACIST!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 21:03:43 2016 No.8447022 >>8446008 Thats why I said it could be meaningless, not that it invariably was. Just as a basic example, if the proof involves solving for a variable getting 1=1 is useless.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 21:04:45 2016 No.8447025 File: 179 KB, 720x1280, Screenshot_20161011-143359.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8445994 Nice

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 21:19:49 2016 No.8447045 >>8445807 Triggerednometry

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 21:42:12 2016 No.8447077 >>8443904 KEK

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 31 01:15:51 2016 No.8447352 >>8446550 >an Euler-Lagrange equation Is all of classical mechanics seriously reducible to a trivial problem in the calculus of variations?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 31 01:44:07 2016 No.8447376 File: 182 KB, 500x5363, kb7hVcO.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 31 01:56:37 2016 No.8447391 >>8447376 >found the one person on omegle that knew about set theory >was a dick to them Wow. Nice autism. Cringed throughout.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 31 03:22:20 2016 No.8447459 >>8447376 You're an upper bound in the chains of my heart, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 31 04:00:45 2016 No.8447477 >>8447352 Most of it, yeah

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 31 04:33:57 2016 No.8447498 File: 767 KB, 960x730, STAY WOKE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8443901

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 31 05:34:34 2016 No.8447534 File: 49 KB, 412x416, 1432576628443.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8444274 >>8444240 >mathfags are unequivocally unable to deny this without having to redact their blatant lies

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 31 06:26:57 2016 No.8447571 >>8444555 Why is everyone on sci so fucking stupid? Maybe its just grand autismo

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 31 10:33:28 2016 No.8447795 >>8443911 This was enjoyable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 31 10:33:53 2016 No.8447798 File: 96 KB, 180x294, Splendid.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8444241

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 31 23:28:54 2016 No.8448704 >>8444274 >he doesn't want to save 1/2 of a life

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 31 23:43:53 2016 No.8448729 File: 123 KB, 831x639, 1477372957001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8443912 He's onto to something...

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 01:43:16 2016 No.8448839 >>8444078 they're all bullshit m8

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 01:52:08 2016 No.8448844 >>8444182 You're gonna need to use math. But life is long and after 5 or 10 years of mathing you'll be better than most people.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 01:56:01 2016 No.8448847 >>8444215 There's no way that was the best question. That Angle is holding out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 10:25:36 2016 No.8449200 >>8445950 should've said true instead of "yes"

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 10:32:19 2016 No.8449212 >>8444459 nu-/sci/ in a nutshell everybody

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 11:07:52 2016 No.8449261 >>8449212 So new you can't recognize a bait that obvious? hehe

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 13:12:24 2016 No.8449391 File: 26 KB, 349x642, jokesonthemiwasonlypretending.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8449261 Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 13:39:26 2016 No.8449421 >>8443912 >someone who hasn't heard of the water cycle is trying to talk shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 13:48:05 2016 No.8449431 File: 19 KB, 661x227, police-matter.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 13:49:24 2016 No.8449434 >>8444240 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N_RZJUAQY4

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 14:02:27 2016 No.8449450 >>8447459 Kek nice one

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 14:14:43 2016 No.8449462 >>8447025 Good shit, is it Wikipedia?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 15:02:08 2016 No.8449524 >>8444257 holy shit, this made me blow snot at work, I had to hide my nose all the way to the bathroom

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 15:25:55 2016 No.8449550 >>8447376 wait, so are reals the cardinality of rationals or are they not?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 15:35:22 2016 No.8449562 >>8444600 >Cited by 223 documents

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 17:14:10 2016 No.8449698 >>8444081 >not using a TI-36x Pro Enjoy being a fucking crippled graph peasant.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 17:15:50 2016 No.8449700 >>8444226 [This punchline is beyond the scope of this course.]

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 18:29:21 2016 No.8449829 >>8449550 Nope. Rationals are countable while reals are uncountable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 12:29:08 2016 No.8451271 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZm43BfNvt4

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 12:45:28 2016 No.8451288 >>8444216 fucking spivak

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 12:55:00 2016 No.8451301 >>8449434 >that's cute, you just prevent the dilemma from occuring >uh oh >okay.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 13:36:49 2016 No.8451353 >>8444240 mate seriously this meme just broke the thread, best science meme, dumbfuck Normies of my Physics class did not get it tho.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 14:08:25 2016 No.8451403 >>8449450 This is what the reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BipvGD-LCjU

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 15:14:22 2016 No.8451488 File: 934 KB, 513x1117, 1467734013291.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8444590 FUCK

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 15:22:36 2016 No.8451510 File: 76 KB, 712x716, PicsArt_11-03-12.50.00.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Although PPAP memes were Cringeworthy, This OC I made fits the thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 15:34:48 2016 No.8451532 >>8449550 No, see Cantor's diagonal argument.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 15:45:27 2016 No.8451543 >>8451510 Holy shit kill me. I've never watched the source video until now. I think I have cancer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 15:46:38 2016 No.8451544 >>8451510 Kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 15:53:07 2016 No.8451558 >>8444182 Become a cell biologist. To them multiplication and division are the same thing!

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 17:41:05 2016 No.8451687 >>8447376 You is a little bad, but Stranger is a complete idiot. I guess Omegle is the place for math poseurs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 17:56:05 2016 No.8451721 >>8444182 Just let the nerds do the work for you

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 19:31:07 2016 No.8451872 >>8444245 I would pay to replace a 4chan banner ad with this one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 20:44:06 2016 No.8452023 File: 29 KB, 429x425, imnotsmart.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8451532 Cantors diagonalization argument would prove this would it not? pic related

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 20:52:52 2016 No.8452041 >>8444196 corners of my lips curled into a le smile

Anonymous Thu Nov 3 00:03:51 2016 No.8452412

>>8452023
this is not cantor's diagonalization argument. This is just showing a way to map the naturals to the (positive) rationals bijectively. Cantor's diagonalization argument tries to do this from the naturals to the reals, but fails as it there is always a number that is not included in the mapping.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 03:20:43 2016 No.8452581 >>8444224 kek, i liked this one, very exploitable

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 03:37:06 2016 No.8452589 >>8444214 t-too real :(

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 03:37:13 2016 No.8452590 >>8444257 I like how his wife is asian, nice touch

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 04:06:19 2016 No.8452597 >falling for cantor's diagonal argument

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 04:17:08 2016 No.8452601 >>8447376 It takes about this much effort to pour my cereal most days ffs

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 04:19:45 2016 No.8452603 >>8451558 kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 05:14:55 2016 No.8452626 >>8451558 https://youtu.be/WboggjN_G-4?t=25s

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 07:24:27 2016 No.8452715 File: 766 KB, 1702x753, Screenshot_20.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8443901

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 10:23:23 2016 No.8452892 >>8444208 Story on that ? I don't know much about Leibeniz

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 10:34:58 2016 No.8452901 >>8449462 Yes, I don't remember what article but it should pop up

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 10:37:28 2016 No.8452902 >>8452715 I believe it could be refering to calculus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 10:38:49 2016 No.8452904 File: 139 KB, 720x1280, Screenshot_20161012-001058.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 11:41:21 2016 No.8452948 >>8452023 That is not an array of the real numbers, merely of the rational numbers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 12:39:03 2016 No.8453009 >>8446602 >can't into falseflag shitpost this is why you went to pol in the first place people like you should stay lurkers forever

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 12:46:02 2016 No.8453014 >>8444288 Nope. I, too, remember this psyc. study.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 12:47:56 2016 No.8453015 >>8452892 Newton and Leibnitz engaged in the biggest shit-flinging contest of the time. Both considered themselves to be the first to derive calculus and, well, you can imagine what happened next.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 12:48:43 2016 No.8453017 >>8445807 But sinx is considered one thing you big dummy

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 12:53:49 2016 No.8453029 >>8444240 >what is potential infinity vs actual infinity The train doesn't "actually" ever reach the infinity, so the average number of murdered would be less if you don't pull.

>>	QM Thu Nov 3 12:55:32 2016 No.8453030 File: 30 KB, 550x350, 1474113742852.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8443901

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 13:00:06 2016 No.8453038 File: 35 KB, 475x356, 1441706828380.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8453029 great insight, friend. thanks

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 13:15:26 2016 No.8453059 >>8444182 you can, but you would have to be Michael Faraday

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 13:22:53 2016 No.8453062 >>8443911 it's less like building a puzzle and more like writing a program without being able to run it and see if it works

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 13:23:40 2016 No.8453063 >>8443912 >those references

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 13:25:15 2016 No.8453068 File: 329 KB, 1333x2000, 1477827195256.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8451558 10/10

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 13:39:08 2016 No.8453085 >>8453063 Kek the math He forgot the reference about multiplication being associative

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 15:08:07 2016 No.8453214 >>8451558 lol

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 03:25:44 2016 No.8454469 >>8451558 my sides

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 15:11:55 2016 No.8455118 >>8444600 Please let this be fake

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 15:31:14 2016 No.8455134 >>8444288 It is impossible to predict which slit the trolley will travel through, and furthermore there is a nonzero chance that the trolley will not continue on any of the tracks after passing one of the slits.

>>	Fuck science Fri Nov 4 15:45:50 2016 No.8455148 File: 1.02 MB, 1512x1020, trf2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Actually the limit is \infty

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 16:01:30 2016 No.8455172 >>8449562 >>8455118 Sorry. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8137688

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 18:15:28 2016 No.8455373 File: 49 KB, 400x396, 1419706066486.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8445807

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 19:00:43 2016 No.8455419 >>8444214 here comes that depression :(

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 19:19:02 2016 No.8455455 >>8444279 Could anyone give me the history on this or at least like a wiki link to who they're talking about?

>>	new mot Fri Nov 4 19:25:26 2016 No.8455470 File: 61 KB, 636x511, 1475609026059.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8444081 >not HP 50g damn shame

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 21:28:29 2016 No.8455690 >>8444459 Because people pee.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 4 23:53:48 2016 No.8455888 >>8444210 underrated

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 00:00:03 2016 No.8455891 >>8455148 >not killing your opponent before turn 8

>>	OHP Sat Nov 5 00:34:13 2016 No.8455924 >>8444208 This is very funny to me.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 03:51:27 2016 No.8456140 File: 196 KB, 960x720, Steven-Pinker-2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 03:52:40 2016 No.8456141 File: 345 KB, 1754x1214, you-cant-convince-a-believer-carl-sagan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 05:03:38 2016 No.8456199 File: 409 KB, 1157x772, 1464730113262.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8452892 >I don't know much about Leibeniz Newton wins again

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 15:20:42 2016 No.8457127 >>8444274 A life it's a life, you can't just say it's 1/12 of a life

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:24:10 2016 No.8457280 File: 859 KB, 1296x797, dude_primes_lmao.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A classic

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 16:30:49 2016 No.8457295 >>8457280 >YELLOWED.COM Hehe

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 18:03:05 2016 No.8457532 >>8451558 took me way too much

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 18:23:32 2016 No.8457569 File: 60 KB, 878x814, 5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8457280 Another classic

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 18:25:17 2016 No.8457570 >>8457127 Your life is 1/12 of a life.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 18:30:07 2016 No.8457580 File: 92 KB, 625x391, Attenborough god.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 18:34:50 2016 No.8457594 >>8443911 so where the fugg is the winnie box?

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 18:50:23 2016 No.8457627

>>8444215
>>Dean, to the physics department: "Why do I always have to give you guys so much money, for laboratories and expensive equipment and stuff? Why couldn't you be more like the math department - all they need is pencils, paper, and waste-paper baskets. Or even better, like the philosophy department. All they need are pencils and paper."

when /sci/ roasts the shit out of /lit/

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 19:00:04 2016 No.8457643 >>8444415 >>8444413 >>8444409 >>8444408 >>8444407 Is this an exponential series or a factorial one?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 19:07:50 2016 No.8457657 >>8444738 >>8444415 >>8444413 >>8444409 >>8444408 >>8444407 >>8444407 >>8457643 samefag

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 19:32:34 2016 No.8457718 >>8444081 CX is better

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 22:14:11 2016 No.8458075 >>8452892 Thank Newton for that. Leibeniz is one of the guys that contributed to cell theory, and also said Newton stole his research. No one actually knows what he looks like because of the resulting sperging from Newton.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 22:21:53 2016 No.8458092 >>8451558 Add me in the screen cap

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 22:51:52 2016 No.8458174 >>8455172 How the hell did that get published?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 23:29:38 2016 No.8458247 >>8457127 Well, TJ "Hardy" Yoshi, hear me out. A life actually has thirteen parts to it: the birth, the eleven stages in between, and the death. Together, this forms one complete life.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 00:45:47 2016 No.8458370 >>8456199 kek

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:46:04 2016 No.8458509 >>8444250 Fuck off, don't joke about Perelman.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:48:28 2016 No.8458513 >>8444288 What a bullshit question, just give up and walk away because there's no way for you to decide and whether 5 people die or 1, it's not your fucking fault.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:54:52 2016 No.8458524 >>8449434 I alughed

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 01:57:27 2016 No.8458528 >>8456137 Fucking commie

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 02:05:48 2016 No.8458538 I really do enjoy sending these to my friend who's studying sports science at Swansea uni and know's fuck all about science

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 02:26:24 2016 No.8458556 File: 31 KB, 269x287, 1473666773845.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8457280 Truly a great >Legalise maths

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 02:33:29 2016 No.8458564 >>8443904 this cracks me up every single time

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 02:34:40 2016 No.8458566 >>8449212 it's ok to not know the answer if you take the time to learn the answer don't make fun of him

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 02:39:59 2016 No.8458569 File: 27 KB, 600x600, 0e9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8444288 >close your eyes >the trolley passes through all 3 slits because you're not observing it

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 02:51:47 2016 No.8458583 >>8444459 We've been recycling the same water for billions of years. Water doesn't get used up, it's only borrowed, and it's then excreted or else goes back into the environment when we die.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 03:04:15 2016 No.8458596 >>8457127 super niggers

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 03:05:35 2016 No.8458598

An engineer and a mathematician are in a lecture on higher dimensional Rubik's cubes.
To start with they talk about the book Flatland and what we might seem like to beings living in 2D space, the mathematician scribbles something down on a piece of paper and sits back and relaxes while the engineer gets comfortable with the idea of what's coming up.
Then the lecturer talks about normal 3D cubes and the general steps for a beginner solve. The mathematician sits back and thinks of his collection of cubes at home while the engineer focuses himself and starts working.
The lecturer then moves onto 4D cubes, how they can represented on a computer screen and the similarities between the solving methods. The mathematician is starting to get more excited at this point while the engineer is having to focus harder to keep up.
Things get worse for the engineer as they move onto 5D cubes. The mathematician writes a few more lines of notes while the engineer's working fast as to not fall behind.
Ingeniously, 6D cubes are represented using a fractal like structure that allows them to still be represented on a computer screen. The mathematician smiles and nods his head while the engineer is falling to pieces with not much left to give.
Finally the lecturer reveals there aren't any new methods of showing a 7D cube, because you can use the same fractal as for the 6D cube. The mathematician rolls his eyes and lets out a small groan as the trick is revealed. The engineer briefly goes deep inside himself but has to give up. He turns to the mathematician, swallows his pride, wipes the semen off his lips and asks what the lecture was about.
Bonus alternate ending:
The engineer asks the mathematician,
"Are you fucking getting this?"
"It's not too tough to visualise" replied the mathematician,
"First I just imagine n dimensions, then set n equal to 7"

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 03:08:35 2016 No.8458602 File: 61 KB, 460x300, 1476154350639.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8458598 >"First I just imagine n dimensions, then set n equal to 7" kek, this one was funny

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 03:29:30 2016 No.8458612 >>8458598 How did he get semen on his lips?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 03:42:56 2016 No.8458628 >>8444210 dude...

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 03:44:59 2016 No.8458629 >>8444182 How do I get better at math?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 03:46:27 2016 No.8458631 >>8445946 do you even study??

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 04:09:25 2016 No.8458662 >>8458612 he was sucking dick all along

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 04:11:50 2016 No.8458664 File: 266 KB, 241x238, EZsNgly.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8458598

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 04:26:08 2016 No.8458673 >>8458662 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 04:30:08 2016 No.8458677 >>8458598 >thinks of his collection of cubes at home while lol autist

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 09:45:02 2016 No.8459065 >>8458598 >no n-dimensional cube shoved up the engineer's asshole

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 10:03:56 2016 No.8459094 File: 223 KB, 900x675, Deutsche.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8458569 >matter-trialism

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 10:07:54 2016 No.8459105 >>8458569 I laughed really hard at this

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 13:58:12 2016 No.8459556 >>8443912 >Amount of water expressed in units of volume. I stopped reading there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 14:23:56 2016 No.8459588 https://www.scribd.com/doc/233602815/Barnetts-Identity-Pdf1

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 14:33:20 2016 No.8459607 File: 46 KB, 386x338, tmp_17524-14766344608412086207709.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8458598

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 15:24:44 2016 No.8459734 >>8459588 kek, nice detail even in the bibliography and uploader

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 15:50:16 2016 No.8459787 File: 371 KB, 1594x1312, QPU Alignment Full.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8457127 I've been waiting to post this

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 16:06:16 2016 No.8459823 >>8444245 10/10

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 16:11:19 2016 No.8459833 >>8447352 no, because you can't model friction like that (or any similar dissipation process). Which is basically everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 16:13:14 2016 No.8459841 >>8451532 cantor's diagonal argument is flawed because it introduces things like numbers that cannot be written or described in any finite way.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 16:15:50 2016 No.8459847 File: 441 KB, 1775x971, 1467054116420.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] historical content

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 16:17:54 2016 No.8459851 File: 287 KB, 836x1065, 1459734740628.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 16:24:47 2016 No.8459870 >>8458664 WHAT A CONIC PICTURE DAWG

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 16:26:44 2016 No.8459875 File: 82 KB, 478x358, 1442730408673.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 16:31:00 2016 No.8459887 >>8447459 You're my axiom of choice, I know it's true

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 16:46:43 2016 No.8459933 >>8459787 can you link the video? i forgot the name

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 16:55:41 2016 No.8459951 File: 51 KB, 1297x304, A mathematician's companion to solving rubik cubes.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8458598 capped

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 16:56:54 2016 No.8459956

>>8459933
It's "SM64 - Watch for Rolling Rocks - 0.5x A Presses (Commentated)" by pannenkoek2012: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A

He has two channels; this was uploaded on his main (https://www.youtube.com/user/pannenkeok2012)) but he's been more active on his secondary channel (https://www.youtube.com/user/pannenkeok2012)) lately.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 17:34:03 2016 No.8460068 >>8459956 thanks, i dont play this game but its entrancing

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 18:01:21 2016 No.8460153 >>8459841 Describe pi for me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:06:26 2016 No.8460305 >>8460153 [math] \pi [\math] There it's finite.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:15:39 2016 No.8460316 >>8460305 >>>/tv/ >>>/engineering/

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:23:05 2016 No.8460327 >>8459951 Should probs copypasta it and repost without the fucked spoiler tags desu

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:36:00 2016 No.8460357 >>8453015 >>8456199 >>8458075 >all these leibefags disgusting, newton was first

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:54:04 2016 No.8460387 File: 239 KB, 404x334, 1476371746830.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8451558 This guy

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:55:54 2016 No.8460388 File: 43 KB, 640x656, 1474164053388.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8444214 T-That's not funny anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 19:58:20 2016 No.8460390 >>8444215 2nd one actually made me chuckle.

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:04:44 2016 No.8460400

>>8444215
kek. First one reminds me of this one:

>Professor: Give a question that would be appropriate for a qualifying exam and answer it.
>Student: Give a question that would be appropriate for a qualifying exam and answer it. The answer is: "Give a question that would be appropriate for a qualifying exam and answer it."

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:04:51 2016 No.8460401 File: 13 KB, 370x370, 1475479608933.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8451558 tremendous

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 20:05:40 2016 No.8460403 >>8456134 ass

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:06:00 2016 No.8460777 >>8459847 That was a good thread.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:12:09 2016 No.8460789 >>8459956 fucking NO I need to finish my essay and every time some cunt posts this I need to watch it

Anonymous Sun Nov 6 23:57:38 2016 No.8460871

Me: "So have you thought about what you wanna study in college?"
Prom date: "Yes, Physics!"
Me: "Oh wow! I would never have guessed that! What do you like about it!"
Prom date: "I like plugging in numbers. You know, in the formulas they give you. I think I'm good at that. Anon? Are you OK?"

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 00:46:37 2016 No.8460914

>>8460871
She might've just said it in an ineloquent way, but it's not a crime to enjoy algebra for what it is, and transforming one equation to the next in physics.

I get that it's best if you find the conceptualization of physics the most interesting part, but I've found at least some beauty in transforming calculus and algebra based physical relations and seeing how simple they can be.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 03:36:37 2016 No.8461091 File: 23 KB, 264x298, Joseph_Fourier_(circa_1820).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I swear he has one of the most punchable faces, if that is a thing

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 05:05:21 2016 No.8461175 >>8461091 Fuck you Fourier, you can suck my dick.

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 05:34:36 2016 No.8461195

A historian, an engineer and a physicist are taking a history quiz, that asks:
What was the cause of the First World War?
The historian writes a detailed essay that discusses the diplomatic relations of European countries in great detail leading up to the war.
The engineer draws a detailed blueprint of the gun used to shoot Archduke Franz Ferdinand,
The physicist writes:
1. The universal wave function
2. The boundary conditions of the universe

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 16:49:11 2016 No.8462006 >>8460153 I can't, pi isn't a number. I can give you a procedure to approach the value of circumference of a circle divided by twice its radius as precisely as you want though, which is all you will ever need.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 16:57:25 2016 No.8462018 >>8447376 Conversations like this are why everyone thinks anyone who likes math is autistic. You guys both get way too heated over this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:09:09 2016 No.8462035 >>8460357 fuck off fag, leibnitz was first, he just made the mistake to complain about newton stealing his work at the royal council newton was in

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:13:24 2016 No.8462040 File: 155 KB, 700x714, 1468033354981.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8462006 I'm trying to think of a field of science that doesn't use pi and I'm blanking. Hell, even engineers probably use it and that's not even science.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 17:31:19 2016 No.8462056 >>8462040 >Hell, even engineers probably use it You're surprised at the thought of Engineers needing to use pi

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 19:14:47 2016 No.8462224 File: 60 KB, 480x270, Yxv0PXu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8451558 noice

Anonymous Mon Nov 7 19:22:02 2016 No.8462235
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>>8462040
Cmon, we use it for stuff that doesn't even involve circles or cycles.

[math]F=nπ^2 E I / L^2 [/math]

wait, those are curves, maybe there's a circle hiding in there somewhere

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 19:26:17 2016 No.8462238 >>8462235 t. brainlet engineer

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 19:42:15 2016 No.8462264 I regret not being smart enough to understand this thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 20:37:55 2016 No.8462355 >>8451271 >pre-turbation

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 20:50:47 2016 No.8462373 >>8462056 Engineers are all retards too dumb to do real science after all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 7 21:06:05 2016 No.8462392 >>8445807 I like the version where its sin(x) / n = si(x) = 6

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 00:04:20 2016 No.8462804 >>8462373 Pi is used all over EE since they use the Fourier transform for like everything

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>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 01:19:00 2016 No.8462920 >>8458569 >all the normies are dead >...until you eventually have to open your eyes and save 6-10 of them why even live

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 01:21:37 2016 No.8462923 >>8453017 >>>/reddit/

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 01:53:32 2016 No.8462953 >>8451558 Took me a second. heh

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 01:54:02 2016 No.8462954

>>8451558
I kekked even though this is totally backwards.

Multiplication and division are in fact the same essential operation in math. Division by x can be rewritten as multiplication by 1/x. Any time you divide by a number you could have multiplied by a different number to get the same result. I'm a math dummy and even I know that.

And in biology division doesn't always lead to cell multiplication, for instance, the creation of polar bodies during meiosis.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 02:14:09 2016 No.8462971 >>8462954 Are you high or just autistic?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 02:55:14 2016 No.8463010 >>8444780 Youler would like a word with you

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 02:56:25 2016 No.8463013 >>8462954 Multiply by zero in the reals with your method.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 02:59:38 2016 No.8463017 >>8444084 >So what's the punch line your autism

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 04:01:21 2016 No.8463044 File: 33 KB, 729x321, goldbach_conjectures[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8444084 He's you, but stronger.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 05:58:37 2016 No.8463137 >>8459847 Nicely aged, vintage /sci/

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 05:59:09 2016 No.8463138 >>8451558 Maximum pip

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 06:03:38 2016 No.8463142 >>8463064 cats, you fucking idiot

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 06:08:13 2016 No.8463146 >>8463142 >>8463064 Got that one where he talks about """""arbitrary""""" borders?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 06:11:32 2016 No.8463151 File: 372 KB, 854x859, 1471385576385.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8444214

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 06:39:01 2016 No.8463169 >>8461195 I preferred the version where the engineer get fucked in the ass by the others and cries for more Berthas.

Anonymous Tue Nov 8 06:52:25 2016 No.8463179

>>8463013
Not that anon, but if we really want to get into the details of it, multiplication is an operation defined on numbers (whether the reals, rationals or really, any field), then multiplication takes two of the elements in that field and returns another.

Division is then defined as multiplying by the inverse of the second operand, since zero does not have an inverse, one cannot divide by it since division requires the existence of an inverse for the divisor.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 10:41:10 2016 No.8463378 >>8463064 The way he structures his sentences seems retarded too

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 12:21:19 2016 No.8463515 >>8463179 That's exactly my point, smartiepants

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 13:45:15 2016 No.8463634 >>8457280 >math phd drops acid that would actually be pretty neat to watch

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 13:46:51 2016 No.8463637 >>8463064 I feel sorry for him. He's got stuck in thinking he's relevant to everything and now he's embarrassing himself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 8 16:59:28 2016 No.8464007 >>8463142 TBF, I think it just hurts for the females. But they still go along with it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 9 03:53:37 2016 No.8464611 >>8463637 he is the humanities version of Michio "self-proclaimed expert on every science field" Kaku

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