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8441259 No.8441259 [Reply] [Original]

scientifically, what would the best way to stop a gunman who covered himself in 360 degrees of babies without any casualties?

>> No.8441267

>>8441259

Shoot him in the head. Him falling over probably isn't going to kill any of the babies.

>> No.8441272

Fabian tactics

>> No.8441273

>>8441259
Wait for babies to piss and shat themselves.

>> No.8441277

>>8441259
Wait until he dies of old age.

>> No.8441278

>>8441259
develop a virus that increases in lethality inversely proportional to the length of the telomeres in the infected person's cells

>> No.8441279

>>8441267
First thing I thought of as well, but his weight might crush them even if he were standing on soft material.

Maybe put a plastic bag over his head while holding him steady? Or use chloroform to subdue the motherfucker faster.

>> No.8441283

>>8441278

That would still result in him dying and falling over. If you're already OK with him falling over on top of a baby why wouldn't you just use a gun and shoot his head?

>> No.8441285

>>8441279

>but his weight might crush them

It's a risk I'm willing to take.

>> No.8441286

>>8441259
Throw a noose over a beam and around his neck then pull

>> No.8441289

>>8441283
because before he dies and falls over he would become increasingly weak and lose his ability to aim his gun

then you send 9 cops in hazmat suits to grab him

>> No.8441291

>>8441285
WITHOUT casualties, you dumb brainlet
>>8441267
>360 degrees
>shoot his head

>> No.8441293

>>8441289

If it doesn't act immediately he could just threaten to shoot babies until you give him the antidote.

>> No.8441295

>>8441291

Risking casualties isn't the same as having them. Part of the goal with starting a new business is to not have it fail but that doesn't mean you aren't allowed to have the risk of failure.

>> No.8441297

>>8441293
well if he shoots a baby that's now a weak point in his armor
tackle him so he lands on the dead baby

>> No.8441299

>>8441295
Problem solving skills: D-

>> No.8441300

>>8441291

360 degrees doesn't cover his head. A circle around your torso is both 360 degrees of coverage for your torso and 0 coverage for your head.

>> No.8441303

>>8441300
360 degrees along his Z axis only leaves the top of his head "exposed".

>> No.8441304

>>8441299

>D-

Technically the best grade since it's the most efficient passing point. Anything higher would be an indication of more work expended than what was required.

>> No.8441305

impale his neck to a nearby wall

>> No.8441306

>>8441259
call in a drone strike and accept the collateral damage as usual

>> No.8441307

>>8441303

Look at the picture. His entire head is exposed. Those 360 degrees aren't where you think they are.

>> No.8441309

>>8441304
I thought a C+ was passing grade for Americuck school system

>> No.8441314

>>8441259
Create a theta wave mind control brain exploder gun.

Use direct theta waves from gun towards the creep and explode his brain.

Some signals bounce back and hit my brain.

Brain explodes.

Babies live though.

>> No.8441316

>>8441309

Only if you're underage b&. I heard about schools more recently making Cs the new cutoff which is retarded since it defeats the purpose of having a letter F.

>> No.8441319

>>8441314

If you blow up his brain he'll fall over. And if you were already OK with him falling over on top of a baby why wouldn't you just shoot his head with a normal gun?

>> No.8441321

>>8441307
I see how the picture is misleading, I should've clarified his entire surface area is covered...
In the case of the OP picture im guessing roit shields to advance then shoot his head before getting some dudes to catch the falling gunman before he crushes the babies, which probably wont happen since his weight would be distributed along multiple parts of the ground and babies
>>8441304
>American education

>> No.8441324

>>8441314
What about baby brains

>> No.8441344

No babies on the bottom of his feet, because that would defeat the purpose of this premise, right?

Try to trick him into stepping onto a pressure plate that will trigger a bomb if he steps off (no, land mines don't actually work like that). Negotiation would be easier then

>> No.8441349

>>8441344
Or maybe administer quick-acting poison through the soles of his feet. Then catch him when he falls down. Idk, use a special needle that easily goes through shoes

>> No.8441350
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8441350

>>8441349
>Idk, use a special needle that easily goes through shoes

>> No.8441354

>>8441259
Sleeping gas.
Just when he's about to pass out, capture him and take the babies off him.

>> No.8441365

>>8441350
He can't see with a baby on his face. Have him step on a nail then.

>> No.8441382

It's simply. You just go above him, like on the roof, then you use a rope to pull him up. He chokes, you tie rope to something and go save babies.

>> No.8441389

>>8441272
Only real answer

>> No.8441390

>>8441382
>be american
>go on roof
>get shot

>> No.8441830

Just fyi, if we are dealing with a psycho that stole kids enough to wear a living armor, he'd be packed with a pulse linked bomb.

>> No.8441834
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8441834

Try to convince him to rethink his life and put the babies down?

>> No.8441976

>>8441259
How is this resolved in the comic?

>> No.8441991

>>8441321
>his entire surface area is covered
Then we have nothing to worry about. How can he shoot me if there is a baby in the way?

>> No.8441993
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8441993

>>8441976

Like this:

>>8441286
>>8441382

>> No.8441999

>>8441993
>didn't wear a baby helmet
That was his downfall.

>> No.8442225

>>8441259
>scientifically, what would the best way to stop a gunman who covered himself in 360 degrees of babies without any casualties?
>scientifically
>360 degrees

A real scientist thinks in terms of 4 pi steradians.

Your mission, should you chose to accept it, is to go from the top or from below.

Video, somewhat, related: https://youtu.be/ZGBcWObxtPk

>> No.8442336

>>8441309
>>8441304
Most respectable schools require above a C to get the credit for a class and GPA around 3-3.5 to stay in the science program.

>> No.8442347

>360
Nigga strapped with so many infants I doubt he could move. Just walk up and restrain his limbs then peel the babes off.

Or just light him up, call it a post-birth abortion.

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8442354

>>8441344
>no babies on bottom of feet
What is this amateur hour? My nigga has full coverage, the platinum package baby protection plan, with the early adopters bonus. Babies head to toe, and then some, and that's not a figure of speech.

>> No.8442359

>>8442354
Wtf. Then the babies would already be dead ya doof.

>> No.8442363
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8442363

>>8442359
Please look over the diagram again. You seemed to have missed the plastic stool that he is standing on, the baby is suspended from the top of the stool but does not touch the ground.

>> No.8442367

>>8442363
Is that what those shitty squiggles were?

Knock him out with gas and catch him.

>> No.8442654

>>8442336

That'a retarded. What's the point of having a letter F if you're making the Fail point start at D?

>> No.8442669

>>8441295
Dropped out of engineering for business, huh?