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>get A+ on first midterm
>professor starts acting noticeably kinder to me
>says good morning to me every class
>looks at me when she asks the class a question

>> No.8435369

>>8435346
>implying A+ is good enough to get professors attention

100/100 or GTFO for prof respect

>> No.8435383

>get 100 on first mid term
>feels good man
>fucked up on second midterm, might get an 80 something, know I fucked up on some parts of the test

Feels bad man

>> No.8435385
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>>8435369
it was a sign error

>> No.8435414

In one class I've gotten perfect scores on the first two tests (only perfect scores, ik because he gives the distribution). I tend to be pretty quiet in the back of the room, occasionally ask questions. Asked a question last session after class, he talked to me like I had a brain (instead of dumbing it down like he usually has to when people ask questions).

>feels good man

>> No.8435417
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8435417

Couple weeks into calculus 1 now, doing well, already past the chain rule and beyond. Quotient rule was a joke. Product rule remains my specialty.

I ask my professor his thoughts on quantum mechanics and partial derivatives. He's impressed i know about the subject. We converse after class for some time, sharing mathematical insights; i can keep up. He tells me of great things ahead like series and laplacians. I tell him i already read about series on wikipedia. He is yet again impressed at my enthusiasm. What a joy it is to have your professor visibly brighten when he learns of your talents.

And now I sit here wondering what it must be like to be a brainlet, unable to engage your professor as an intellectual peer.

All of the deep conversations you people must miss out on because you aren't able to overcome the intellectual IQ barrier that stands in the way of your academic success... it's so sad.

My professor and I know each other on first name basis now, but i call him Dr. out of respect.

And yet here you brainlets sit, probably havent even made eye contact with yours out of fear that they will gauge your brainlet IQ levels.

A true shame, but just know it is because i was born special that i am special. I can't help being a genius, nor can my professor.

Two of a kind is two flocks in a bush.

>> No.8435448

>>8435417
I remember this post. How some people didn't think this was bait was beyond me.

>> No.8435461

>>8435448
because poe's law faggot

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8435474

> fail every exam
> never answer or ask any questions in class
> teacher looks at me with obvious pity

>> No.8435478

>>8435417
that is god tier bait

>> No.8435479

>>8435417
kek

>> No.8435491

Lol I only go all days to his cubicle and talk about random math shit and he already greets me everytime we see each other.

>> No.8435495

>>8435491
>professor
>cubicle

What kind of shit-tier school do you go to?

>> No.8435498

>>8435491
shiet even grad students get offices (shared with 1 other student) at my mid-tier school

>> No.8435504

>>8435495
>>8435498
I'm not a native English speaker, but I don't understand what the deal is here.

>> No.8435508

>>8435504
what does "cubicle" mean to you?

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8435510

>>8435504
Pic related is a cubicle. Your professor has a cubicle?

Haha fucking third-worlders

>> No.8435515

>>8435508
>>8435510

Yea I fucked up there. For some reason in Spanish you can say "cubículo" as both cubicule and office. My proffesors have a closed office that they share woth their T.A.s.

>> No.8435521

>>8435491
Hot Tip: Your "school" might be a diploma mill

>> No.8435526

>>8435521
It's the best uni in my country. Because muh socialism there it's really fucking easy to enter, but few actually graduate.

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8435528

>almost failing every class
>even though I care I don't seem to put all of me into school
>scared as fuck of mom because shes going to yell at me for my poor performance and say some of the meanest stuff she can come up with as she has ever done.

School sucks man.

>> No.8435531

>>8435528
drop out and stop wasting your parents money

get a job now and you can start on the path to repaying them

if all you want to do is smoke weed you don't need to go to college to do it

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>>8435521
>diploma mill
just looked that up and came across this

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_animals_with_fraudulent_diplomas

>> No.8435537

>>8435531

I don't smoke weed, come on man, is your IQ like 70?

>> No.8435589

>>8435528
UNA VELA
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>> No.8435701

>>8435448
It's like bait one million

>> No.8435917

My Orgo professor last year looked me in the eye and told me that there was no way I was getting over a B in that class and that I should give up any hope of learning the material.
Got a C+ in his shit class but pulled a 96 on my PCAT to cover it. Felt very accomplished.

>> No.8435969

not /sci/ material
this is not your blog
get fucked

janny pls we need better moderation

>> No.8436185

>>8435383
nice blog

>> No.8436200

>>8435346
Do professors at American universities actually know their students names and grade exams themselves, instead of letting lowly PhD students do it?

>> No.8436228

>>8435414

being happy to be treated as an actual human being

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8436433

>sit in back row in class
>professor is a total dick, calls on me for every question
>even if I get the question right follows up with a harder question
>i get embarrassed that I don't know the answers
>"ill show that smartass, I'll study hard and know all the answers before class"
>end of the semester
>"I was purposely picking on you to push you. I knew you had potential, you are one of the best students ive had"
>mfw

>> No.8436533

>>8435537
>>8435537
I smoke weed and get all A's, step it up brainlet

>> No.8436677

>>8436533
When did you start?

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8436854

>halfass first midterm, barely study at all
>get 74/100
>feel bad, stay up all night to study really hard for the next one
>exact same grade, this time because of a bunch of minor mistakes that were probably the result of tiredness