/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.8424575]

Scientifically speaking how do I get a gf

[Anonymous No.8424578]

>>8424575

[Anonymous No.8424582]

>>8424575
Stare at a girl untill she gets uncomfortable and leaves the comic book store. Relive this experience with modification for twelve years untill a girl stares back, juala.

[Anonymous No.8424588]

>>8424575
Scientifically speaking, you will be alone forever. It's a natural law.
>tfw

[Anonymous No.8424589]

>>8424582
Using words may also be attempted, but never announce youre intentions to love her before she initiates the ritual of hand-holding.

[Anonymous No.8424596]

>>8424589
If she wants you to eat pudding before you make the loving, she is a spider and she will eat you, leave as soon as the loving is completed.

[Anonymous No.8424611]

>>8424596
Signs of past boyfriend such as old love notes, dead rose petals, and silk-wrapped skeletal remains may also clue you in as to her arachnid ways.

[Anonymous No.8424615]

>>8424611
It also helps if you have common interests.

[Anonymous No.8424618]

Kek

[Anonymous No.8424653]

>>8424615
Ask her if she likes basket weaving, making dream catchers, or if she has proof that she has any living pets. Be subtle about probes into her personal life, don't let on that you may be worried that she is or isn't really human. Ahem, a humanitarian.

[Anonymous No.8424663]

>>8424653
One of my favorite tricks is to go around wearing old woolen christmas sweaters. If she notices the loose threads, ask her to help you with it, it lets her know you're not afraid of intimacy, and you can make sure she isn't tempted to weave anything with the length of thread she pulls out.

[Anonymous No.8424672]

>>8424663
Remember, always be vigilant. A vigilant boyfriend is a living boyfriend.

[Anonymous No.8424689]

>>8424663
Sorry, the only scientific advice for a finding a relationship is fantasy. Talk to the girl you like, if you still like eachother after five minutes then ask her out. Don't hold off about asking her out because the friend-zone is a real place where she puts people without a spine.

[Anonymous No.8424691]

>>8424575
Surround yourself with women, that will heighten your chances, it will be like the Earth with the chance of a catastrophic asteroid collision, it will be >when, not >if

[Anonymous No.8424695]

>>8424689
If, however, she shows any of the signs mentioned above, get out quick. Nobody "just loves basket weaving"

[Anonymous No.8424731]

>>8424691
And don't listen to this guy, girls aren't rocks falling in vaccuum that are automatically atracted to the nearest guy... well the good ones aren't at least.

[Anonymous No.8424734]

>>8424731
Not being an ass counts for a lot.

[Anonymous No.8424742]

>>8424731
I'm just saying - if you say 'yes' once in a while to meeting new people, it increases your chances. It worked for me. I'm moderately handsome though I am still a complete robot. Girls are just lonely people too.

The last lab group I had, one of the girls started sitting in my lap, it was an uncomfortable because I already had said girlfriend. Once you have a gf it's like other girls can smell it and hurl themselves at you.

[Anonymous No.8424746]

>>8424731
>>8424742
Also, if you surround yourself by women, that counts for a lot because increase surface area of contact, more social collisions = heat up particles, add more energy. If you're not available, you're just a noble gas, be a slut like carbon.

[Anonymous No.8424747]

>>8424575
>>8424575
>>8424575

These are my results from a previous thread
STEP 1.
Begin by communicating to determine if the individual merits further action
STEP 2.
Flirt and ask them out explicitly on a date
STEP 3.
Make a secondary determination at that point.
STEP 4.
Profit

Source : 4chan

Flirting can be anything from touching, eye contact, sweet smiles, eye contact, laughter. Specially with females we laugh at anything if we like you. Hmmm girls will giggle. We do a shit ton of that. But you have to remember not to pay to much attention to all of these things because it's easy to mistake them for other gestures.

The difference is the way she treats you in front of other people. Or the way she acts when around other people. If she pays attention to you specifically the answer is yes she likes you. If she pays equal attention to you and others then you are a friend. If she pays more attention to others then she doesn't like you at all. Or she's stupid either one.


You should initiate within a group setting so information can be gathered on the baseline and then have a one on one convo. From there go back to a group setting and gather more info.


Who said it was easy???
There's not someone for everyone. That's bullshit.
When it's painfully obvious they are flirting.
But take into consideration it takes time.

Source : Friend

[Anonymous No.8424750]

>>8424747
Is "friend" a peer reviewed source

[Anonymous No.8424782]

Sit on your computer and mastubate to anime 4 times a day

[Anonymous No.8424785]

>tfw to intelligent for gf

[Anonymous No.8424797]

Good genes and social skills. Ability to provide resources.

Also, good 'chemistry.'

*Bad-um tsss*

[Anonymous No.8424798]

>tfw every girl I talk to has a bf
I do not talk regularly to any single girls. 2 have a bf, 2 are married, theres more with bfs. Fuck

[Anonymous No.8424914]

Discard science as women are incapable of using reason and are purely driven by emotions

[Anonymous No.8424928]

>>8424914
You are triggering me anon.

[Anonymous No.8424943]

>>8424914
That's offensive and intellectually dishonest. Emotions are inseparable from reasoning, and are caused by reasoning, they are a part of thinking.

[Anonymous No.8424944]

>>8424742
what a fucking chad

[Anonymous No.8424945]

janny is a lazy piece of shit

[Anonymous No.8424946]

>>8424782
>4 times a day
casual