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8383555 No.8383555 [Reply] [Original]

>he majored in STEM
>he keep 100% of his money in a bank account

why are you all so bad with money? i mean thanks for hiring me to clean up your mess but jesus some of you are down right retarded

>> No.8383559

we make like lots of money and we dont want noone stealing it so yeah we jus put that shit in a bank, its normal

>> No.8383614
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>hiring people to clean up your financial situation
anyone worth their salt does it for free since the companies they invest in for you will pay them

>> No.8383632

>>8383555
>not knowing how to conjugate verbs correctly
Kys

>> No.8383638

>>8383632
delet

>> No.8383641

>>8383555
My money is in mutual funds. Unfortunately I don't have very much of it.

>> No.8383885
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>>8383555
>be first year engineer
>tfw set to max out my 401(k) and roth IRA for the first time ever
>tfw still have plenty left over for emergency funds and down payment on a house

>> No.8383902

>>8383555
I have all my money in a bank. What's wrong with that? I get the monthly interest and I don't really have to risk or do anything, just keep putting in more money. Plus, I've only be working part time for a couple of months so I only have a couple thousand dollars. It is not like if I took it out and started investing I could get big or anything

Plus, I wouldn't want to have to do that shit. Talk to people, find right investments, beg /biz/, etc. Not my thing.

>> No.8383930

>>8383555
Do you want me to invest with 2000 euro starting?

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>>8383559
>>8383902
>he thinks a bank's interest rate outpaces inflation
Reminder that the money you have in the bank is loosing money

Every
Single
Day

>> No.8384064

>>8384062
Damn

Is *losing *value

>> No.8384068
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8384068

>keeping 100% of your money in a bank account
>bad with money

what?

>> No.8384085

>>8384068
investments, dumby

>> No.8384088

>>8384068
interest rates are pretty much zero dude

>> No.8384095
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>>8383555
>>he keep 100% of his money in a bank account
not quite

>> No.8384098

>>8384062
and the money i put into investments now will lose 66% of value when it crashes in the next year
gotta buy in at the bottom

>> No.8384100

>>8384095

fug

how do i into stock market?

>> No.8384101

>>8384098
>buying for the long term
day/swing trading is the name of the game my google

>> No.8384102

>>8384100
>get robinhood app
>go on /biz/
>ignore all advice
>make gains
Honestly I've just always been good with pattern recognition, so I make risky trades based on pricing patterns, coupled with some news about the companies.

>> No.8384104

>>8383555
Not science or math related. Kill yourself cancerous twat

>> No.8384107

>>8384102
>follows biz meme stocks and gambles all money he has
>get lucky this 1 time
>"haha im good with pattern recognition"

>> No.8384111

>>8384107
I've been doing it for almost 2 years, but I just now have enough money to make significant gains after getting a job. Before I'd been playing around with like 200 bucks

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>>8383555
>he didn't buy any bitcoin

>> No.8384311

>>8384088
But if I keep it in my wallet I get 0% rates

>> No.8384370

>>8384062
Less than what you'd lose keeping it under your pillow.