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Who's the smartest?

>> No.8333023

>>8333020
>there's an online app to do a collage of three pictures
Internet will all turn us into lazy slobs.

>> No.8333026

>>8333023
>internet
I'm on my phone and not near a desktop

>> No.8333043

>>8333020
https://youtu.be/Hj9oB4zpHww?t=15m15s

>> No.8333051

>>8333020
Terrence Tao because he can make the most complicated things sound the simplest.
You need to be very intelligent to do that.

>> No.8333060

>>8333020
Gotta be our guy Shininja Miyazaki.

>> No.8333083

Can't hate on either of those gooks. They are brilliant.

>> No.8333121

>implying any of them are "smart"
>implying any one can't become just as famous as them if just work hard enough

>> No.8333123
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8333123

>>8333020
me

>> No.8333152

>>8333123
U r biutifull

>> No.8333158

>>8333020
they're all brainlets

>> No.8333162

>>8333152
Owww thank you

>> No.8333175

Mochizuki's work is the most significant, and that's all that matters. He's probably smarter than Tao too; I don't know enough about Witten to judge in terms of raw intelligence.

>> No.8333180

>>8333020
>jap, chink & jew
lmao, are white people even trying

>> No.8333306

>>8333158
and you're not? kek

>> No.8333321

>>8333020
terry tao > everyone

i study geophysics and have used some of his work in my stuff... it's crazy how he has his hand in everything...

>> No.8333333

Witten > all

>> No.8333336

>>8333333
wasted sexts

>> No.8333339

>>8333333
Put me in the screencap.

>> No.8333342

>>8333333
Official board idol confirmed.

>> No.8333374

Perelman.

>> No.8333383

>he's 41 years old
how in the hell

>> No.8333387
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>>8333020
No me desu

>> No.8333452

ive heard some /sci/tards claim Mochizuki's work is just intentionally vague to deflect criticism from his peers, insinuating he's a hack. Is this true? I dunno much about math, let alone the academic world of math.

>> No.8333475

Tao, namely, has mastered the teachings of Laozi, and walks the path, Tao or Dao. Witten, namely, has the wit of ten men. Mochizuki, on the other hand, has transcended beyond the shackles of being bound to one universe, and is thus not only the greatest of them all, but a real superhuman, an Übermensch.

>> No.8333518

>>8333020
whoever has the biggest head

>> No.8333520

>>8333333

the sexts have spoken

but really witten is a genius

>> No.8333525

>>8333020
>Two Asians and a Jew
Whites BTFO

>> No.8333532

>>8333525
>nu jews
>not white
Pick only one

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>>8333532

>> No.8333546
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>>8333542
We be da purest jews, of the 12th tribez!!!

>> No.8333570

>>8333525
>not white
yeah he's black. no no he's hispanic, wait...

>> No.8333593

>>8333525
>le ashkenazi jews aren't white meme
>>>/pol/

>> No.8333597

>>8333020
me

>> No.8333672

>>8333333
SEXTS
E
X
T
S

>> No.8333685

>>8333525
>Blue eyed, White-skinned man isn't White

>> No.8333769

>>8333452
he's legit anon, pure straight up 100% legit

>> No.8333789

>>8333333
Holy shit! I'm a newfag from middle 2014, and never saw sexts. Now I've something worthy to tell to my future grandsons.

>> No.8333796

>>8333452
They cannot comprehend his proof because they don't have the kind of a samurai.

>> No.8333798

>>8333796
*mind

>> No.8333807

>>8333333
i am part of history now
I DESERVED TO BE SCREEN CAPPED

>> No.8333874

>>8333043
OP said smartest, not dumbest.

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>>8333333

>> No.8333890

>>8333321
>i study geophysics
Implying your opinion matters.
>>>/trash/

>> No.8334197

>>8333121
>anon unironically believes the "hard work trumps talent" mantra

>> No.8334198

>>8333333
What a waste

>> No.8334205

>>8333026
>???

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>>8333333

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>>8333333

>> No.8334340

>>8334197
Yeah, hard work only works for succeeding in general; it alone won't make you famous.

>> No.8334344

Witten is Ashkenazi Jew

means he has white european blood in him

>> No.8334351

>>8333020
jacob barnett

>> No.8334353

>>8333026
>>8333023
yeah. it's an app you doofus
and yes, the internet is supposed to make simple shit easy... who the fuck wants to adjust 3 pictures...

>> No.8334410

>>8334197
>doesn't have a fucking clue whatsoever

>> No.8334424

>>8334351
Genius Jake did an Ancestry DNA test and it revealed he's 31% ashkenazi jew. This opens up a whole new world for him.

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>>8333333
W I T N E S S E D

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>> No.8334464

>>8333789
>never saw sexts

kek

>> No.8334480

>>8333333
bad get
torilla tavataan

>> No.8334582

>>8333789
wow buddy

>> No.8334590

>>8333020
nanomachines son

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8334791

>>8333333

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8334830

>>8333020
Hey kids, did you forget about me?

>> No.8334833

>>8333333
wasted, fuck

what the fuck is witten

>> No.8334863

>>8334833
Check'd

>> No.8335165

>>8334830
Yeah don't worry. We all know you are overrated

>> No.8335208

>internet? im on my phone and not near a desktop
>posting on 4chan without internet
>archaic flip phone with not even edge connection
>Needing a desktop for internet
>Not owning a router
What did he mean by all this

>> No.8335210

>>8333333
>written > all
>Sexts
Wait is Written one of the guys in the pic? Was he smart and well known and got caught sexting? I thought that was Walter Lewin?
>Realize what sext means

>> No.8335316

>>8333123

hunter?

>> No.8335451

>>8333020
I actually met both Terry Tao and Mochizuki (did a semester at Kyoto University) and they're both chill as fuck, and I hear that Witten is too. I just think that's kind of funny considering /sci/ cares so much about this shit when none of these three probably even care about waving their dicks around

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>>8333685
>>8333593
>>8333570
>>8333532
>lololol if it's something positive they are white!
>other instances
>ONE DROP RULE ONE DROP RUUUULE FUCKING JEWS AND SLAVS ARENT WHITE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.8335508

>>8335451
>none of these three probably even care about waving their dicks around
They don't even want to spend the time for it and knowing so much they are probably humbled to a point by knowing how much they don't know nor ever will know. Also they probably enjoy their jobs and are very happy with their life so they won't be jaded autists.

>> No.8335571

>>8333452
The undergraduates of science cannot understand his work. Only the mind of a samurai can comprehend IUT

>> No.8336639

>>8335508
Yeah that what was I was getting at, they were both totally autism free. I thought Tao would have had any autism beaten out of him by Australian bantz but I was surprised that Mochizuki was also chill as fuck

>> No.8337670

>>8334830
He isn't alive anymore anon.

>> No.8337989

>>8333518
>Hi Chris Langan, you on /sci?

>> No.8338107

>>8333336
>>8334198
>he thinks he is in any position to question sexts

>> No.8338110

>>8333520
>>8333672
>>8333789
Why do you call them sexts? Should'nt it be hexes?

>> No.8338142

>>8335316
Yo what, that HAS to be hunter...

>> No.8338153

>>8333333
I don't know what you mean but please include me in the screencap too..

>> No.8338167

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06yXsnTFF-U

witten has a super relaxing voice.

>> No.8338491

I failed middle school math, but I have the highest logical IQ that a Raven's Progressive Matrices test can measure. How exactly are these people genetically smarter than me?

>> No.8339768

>>8333321
Similar in my case, I work in quantum info theory and I was fucking shocked by how many papers this guy has put out that have direct relevance to my area.

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>>8333333

>> No.8339858

>>8339847
What has Wiles done since he proved Taniyama-Shimura? Not much as far as I know. Witten's contributions are deeper and wider than your mom.

>> No.8339861

Terry Tao might be the smartest man alive today, but he still eats the suffering of animals and shits them down a hole.

What does that say about humanity?

>> No.8339879

>>8339858
More than you ever will faggot

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>>8334830
you were saying?

>> No.8340080

>>8339861
That animals don't have rights, hippie.

>> No.8340492

>>8339879
False, but nice try. =^]

>> No.8340645

The guy writing their paychecks

Math geeks are tools to be used and disposed of as their handlers see fit.