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>that one guy that yawns between problem sets

>> No.8295710
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8295710

>that guy who wears basketball shorts to exams

>> No.8295810

>>8295693
>that guy who drinks water in class

>> No.8295824

>that one guy who actually pays attention in class

>> No.8295907

>>8295693
>that one student that keeps trying to jerk me off under the chemistry desk while you got chlorophyll man up there talking about god knows what

>> No.8295914

>that one guy who stays up all night and goes to sleep after classes

>> No.8295933
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8295933

>that guy that does problem sets in the reading section

>> No.8295938
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8295938

>that guy at the library that does pomodoro technique with an alarm clock

>> No.8295947
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>that guy that shouts after every exercise

>> No.8295948
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8295948

>that guy (me) that only shows up when absolutely needed

>> No.8295952
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8295952

>that guy that browses /sci/ between problem sets

>> No.8295955
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8295955

>that brainlet that tries to correct your proofs

>> No.8295956
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8295956

>that chick that hangs around the library, highlights a couple paragraphs and leaves

>> No.8295958
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8295958

>that guy that hogs the book dispenser at the library

>> No.8295961
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8295961

>that one girl that sometimes just bakes cake for us

>> No.8295962
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8295962

>that guy that snorts adderall after every problem set

>> No.8295965
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>that one guy that doesnt bring his own shampoo to the auditorium showers

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8295970

>that guy that finishes a textbook in a weekend and claims natty

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8295972

>that girl who "revises" uses mindmaps

studies have shown that they're basically worthless.

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8295974

>that guy that borrows the pre-exam plug and doesn't clean it

>> No.8295978
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8295978

>that guy that doesn't rerack the books after he's done

>> No.8295982
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8295982

>that guy that gets a book way above his level, half-does the exercises in the intro chapter and leaves

>> No.8295984
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8295984

>that guy that downloaded over 1000 textbooks and hasn't read any of them

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8295986

>that one guy that apparently never takes a shower

>> No.8295990
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8295990

>that guy that tries to convince you that your analysis is wrong

>> No.8295998

>>8295810
I'm that guy

>> No.8296001

>>8295907
This sounds sexy făm

>> No.8296002

>that guy who can post because clover is working again

>> No.8296007
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8296007

>that guy that goes to the library at 2am and masturbates under the desks

>> No.8296056
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8296056

>that guy that wears a hoodie and sunglasses to the library

>> No.8296066
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8296066

>that guy that tries to accelerate particles by moving his hands really quick

>> No.8296069
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8296069

>that guy that eats a slice of pizza after every exercise

>> No.8296078
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8296078

>that guy takes his boombox to the library

>> No.8296079

>>8295693
>the girl who breastfeeds her mulatto baby in the middle of womens studies class

>> No.8296081
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8296081

>that guy who sucks the teacher's dick way too much

>> No.8296083
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>>8295693
>that one guy that shouts out the answer befor the professor finishes writing the problem

>> No.8296090
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8296090

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jmN_tBS0t4
Why is she a bitch /sci/?
Also, videos that make you rage ITT.

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8296091

>that guy that leaves mid lecture to take his wife's son to basketball practice

>> No.8296100

>>8295998
fuck you pretentious fag

>> No.8296109
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8296109

>that guy that brings quill and ink and takes notes on a parchment

>> No.8296126
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8296126

>that guy who gets a boner when solving triples

>> No.8296146

>>8296090
I'm 10 minutes in and so far (as a CS student) I agree with everything she said. When does the cringe start?

>> No.8296155

>>8295693
> That guy that cross posts stale memes on /fit and /sci

>> No.8296187

How are there this many fit and sci cross posters or is this thread so successful because any fitizens feel obliged to reply by the rarity of this thread

>> No.8296200

>that one professor who always says "and heres another very pleasant/enjoyable problem" and then the problem is difficult as fuck
>tfw all profs

>> No.8296210

>>8296187
OP or someone else posts this meme at least twice a day. I'm guessing fitizens reply just for the shit posts.

>> No.8296317
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8296317

>that one professor who calls abstract diagrams 'cartoons'

>> No.8296318

>>8295693
>that one guy who answers every single question the teacher asks in class, but wrongly

>> No.8296319

>>8296090
>you can work for these companies
>lists xbox360 as a company
ayyy

>"I've never even taken pre-calc"
>is a professor of CS
lmao even the softest of sciences like biology require more math than cs. cs brainlets btfo

>> No.8296322

>that one guy who wants to be the next Heisenberg, but can't solve for mass using the density equation

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>>8295974
is this an engineering school thing?

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8296342

>that one guy who addresses and jokes with TAs as if they were best friends

>> No.8296363

>>8295810
>>8295914
I'm that guy

>> No.8296372
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8296372

>that guy who's weighted grade dips

>> No.8296375

>>8296090
>in the us you can be a cs professor without taking precalc
Holy shit, that country is going to shit super fast

>> No.8296378

>>8295970
This one got me, fucking kek

>> No.8296382

>>8296007
I have literally done this, except it was like 2pm. I didn't take my dick out, I just rubbed my pants.
Jizzed and felt great.

>> No.8296384

>that one guy who stays after class to ask the Intro to Physics prof questions about dark matter

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8296390

>that one girl who interrupts the lecture and makes the professor re-explain a concept she doesn't understand

It wasn't even something that would be on an exam, it was just a 'fun fact' type thing about the optics of the eye.

>> No.8296393
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8296393

>that one guy who yells "Half Life 3 Confirmed", during a quantum theory lesson.

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8296400

>that one guy that accidentally the whole auditorium

>> No.8296403

>>8296390

Why would you boast on the internet that you are a disinterested moron who doesnt want to know more in a learning setting?

>> No.8296407

>>8296403
>that one guy in the front row who thinks the prof is talking directly to him

>> No.8296416

>>8296403
When I don't understand something, or I want to know more, I talk to the professor after class or during office hours. Are you really such an idiot that this alternative never occurred to you?

>> No.8296420

>>8296322
Let mass be given by the following function, with [math]m,V\in\mathbb{C},\rho\in\mathbb{N}[/math]:

[eqn]m(\rho,V)=\sum_{\rho} \frac{1}{\rho^V}[/eqn]
For what values of [math]V[/math] does this function produce of massless particle?

>> No.8296421

>>8296372
lost

>> No.8296425

>>8296403
He specifically said that she was interrupting the lecture, why not have the lecturer go on with his lecture and ask the question at a different time?

>> No.8296428

>>8296416
You'd rather take up the professor's time to sate your individual curiosities, than risk embarrassing yourself by asking a question the whole class could benefit from?

Do you think profs are your personal tutors?

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>that guy who insists on writing proofs entirely in logic symbols

>> No.8296435

>>8296428

What the fuck do you think office hours are for, exactly?

>> No.8296438

>>8296434
>that guy that formulates all his results in algebraic topology exclusively with set theory

>> No.8296537

>>8295710
im that guy, they're pretty comfy

>> No.8296545

>>8295710
It's summer in Texas, and quals last for hours.

You're lucky I wore clothes.

>> No.8296550

>>8295984
this is me

>> No.8296568

>>8295710
>>8296537
Agreed. I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear.

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8296577

>>8296568
>>8296537
Me too, unless it's cold out, in which case I wear sweat pants (see also give up on life pants). I also liked Pokemon Red and Blue.

>> No.8296578

>>8296420
Trivial zeros at -2,-4,... non-trivia zeros at real part of 1/2 and the complex number values are left as an exercise for the reader

>> No.8296579

>>8296550
Also me

>> No.8296582

>>8296577
Sweat pants are the second best pants for displaying erections, besides no pants.

>> No.8296596

>>8296582
>doesn't walk around with an erection waving to strangers
It's like you don't even life a happy life.

>> No.8296601

>>8295710
>he wears jeans and a dress shirt to write his calculus 1 exam

>> No.8296607

>>8296434
>tfw when I was that guy for a semester
jk idgaf, turned out alright

>> No.8296627

>>8296384
Lmao

>> No.8296666

>>8296066
Kek what the fuck

>> No.8296672

>>8295710
>the guy who wears track pants and moves his legs around throughout the test

>> No.8296674

>>8296363
Are you me?

>> No.8296676

>>8295938
>that guy at the library who writes things on the community whiteboard

>> No.8296679

>>8296434
I was him in undergrad :(

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8296681

>>8295710
I-is that bad?

I wear them to class too

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8296683

>that guy who does everything said thus far in this thread and still posts a comment

>> No.8296687

>>8296384
Kek

>> No.8296688

>>8296683
Bill Nye is such a cuck.

>> No.8296690

>that guy who sniffs his runny nose throughout the exam

>> No.8296693

>that professor who's the first one to leave the classroom after the session

>> No.8296696

>>8296688
How could you say such a thing?! Does his mechanical engineering B.S. not intimidate you?!

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>>8296690
>Professor says throughout the year "Don't be sick on the final. You can't make it up"
>That guy who shows up sick and throws up 30 minutes in
>Mfw they don't even clean it up until we're done

>> No.8296705

>>8296699
>not bringing a nose clip and earmuffs to the exam

>> No.8296712

>>8296100
I do it, too :^). I need my ice water fix.

>> No.8296717

>>8296712
You better not chew the ice.

>> No.8296718

>>8296688
the bowtie was a dead giveaway

>> No.8296730

>>8296717
of course not; I'm not a fag

>> No.8296767

>>8296674
yes

>> No.8296846

>>8296681
I wear them almost every day bro

>> No.8296853
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8296853

>that one guy who told himself that he would study over the summer to get ready for university, but spent his entire time playing a dying MMO and watching 7th Heaven on amazon prime

I'm that guy

>> No.8296880

>>8295693
>>Your lab partner who's already licensed to do this shit professionally in his home country

>> No.8296949

>>8296090
Overall, it was a nice conference. I thought she was spot on.

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>that guy who gets up and leaves 15 minutes into the exam

>> No.8296978

>>8296853
Sounds like my life desu

>> No.8297012

>>8296853
the government should provide us with qt jessica biel robot gfs so science can continue to progress

>> No.8297042

>that one girl who tries to suck you off as you're trying to prove the strong normalization property of the CoC on an exam

>> No.8297044

>>8296853
If the mmo is runescape this is me

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8297064

>that guy who "mhmms" the profesor after every word.
I literally shouted "shut up"

>> No.8297162

>>8296688
I went to a "guest lecture" of his on V-day and he played the crowd like a violin in heat. Dude has more game than bowties.

>> No.8297171

>>8297064
Got some impulse control issues, guy?