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I am studying biology therefore I will discover a potion to be immortal

>I will not share it with you

>> No.8272708
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8272708

>I will not share it with you
Good

>> No.8272712

>>8272702
Why would you want to live so badly, life has nothing to offer, you should've known that by now, enjoy your meaningless pursuit.

>> No.8272714

>>8272712
fox and the grapes

>> No.8272726

t. first semester biology student

Have fun realising that you needed to be genetically engineered as a single cell to somehow prevent the inevitable oxidation of your cells.

>> No.8272729

i am also studying biology therefore i will discover a potion to nullify your immortality potion

>i will forcibly share it with you

>> No.8272730

>>8272726
Butt we already replace cells everyday. We just need a virus like DNA mutator to change our cells from oxidyzing.

>> No.8272736

>>8272702
The irony is that if you study biology then you will soon find yourself with no reaons to keep living.

>> No.8272741

>>8272736
Kek

>> No.8272745

>wanting to be eternally a dumb frogposter

Im so sorry for you

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8272751

>>8272745
better than being a gorillaposter ;^)

>> No.8272805

>>8272736
>ace cells everyday. We just need a virus like DNA mutator to change our cells from oxidyzing.
LOL

>> No.8273505
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8273505

>>8272736
Literally dying.

>> No.8273568

>>8272702
Good luck with that.

Cancer would like to have a word with you about how your cells replicate themselves.

>> No.8273701

I am studying computer science therefore I will discover a method to upload my consciousness into a computer and transcend humanity.

>I will not share it with you

>> No.8273720

>>8273701
you will not share it with "yourself" either ;-)

>> No.8273722

>>8273720
Shut up the ship of Theseus method can be used to smoothly convert a mind without any loss of identity.

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8273725

>>8273722
>tfw we'll never found out if this is true
I hate you.

>> No.8273729

>>8273701

Won't be you though.

>> No.8273746

I am studying Sociology therefore I will discover a reason why humans are prosocial creatures and love sharing.

>I will not share it with you.

>> No.8273752

>>8272702
I study mining engineering therefore I will discover a commercially viable mineral deposit

>I will not share my profits with you

>> No.8273854

new meme

>> No.8273861

>>8273854
le greedy student

>> No.8273864

I am studying quantum physics therefore I will discover how to travel to other universes

>I will not take you with me

>> No.8273865

I am studying alchemy therefore I will discover a potion to be immortal

>I will not share it with you

>> No.8273870

>>8272702

Most school shooters are quickly forgotten OP

>> No.8273907

I already made an immortality potion 400 years ago. Feels good man.

>> No.8273943

>>8273907
WTF?!?! You tellin the truth?????

>> No.8274205

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9D7FxB8cOk
Evolution simulator