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Anonymous Thu Aug 11 17:11:33 2016 No.8264278 [Reply] [Original]

>You're out with your gf when suddenly, you notice this CRISPR baby walking towards you.

Wat do /sci/?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 17:13:59 2016 No.8264281 >>8264278 I slap his ass Now what does he do?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 17:16:14 2016 No.8264286 File: 72 KB, 643x960, cgcqJ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8264281 He laughs at the curiosity of the primitive lifeform, then he rips out your vagus nerve.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 17:18:22 2016 No.8264290 >>8264278 ...Nothing? Am I supposed to best him in a brutal fight to the death to prove I was born superior to something that was deliberately engineered?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 18:09:32 2016 No.8264387 File: 897 KB, 768x752, 1470271252949.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8264278 I accidentally sneeze on him and he dies 10 days later to the chagrin of the scientific community and shitposters everywhere. The flu is a real bitch.

Anonymous Thu Aug 11 18:26:43 2016 No.8264422
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>>8264278
Gene mapping is pointless if you don't know how to modify the which genes to turn you into a superman.
The first batch of CRISPR babies will turn into deformed mutants that will hide underground and form a union, away from the normies. And when the sun hits the CMEs in our asses and leaves us with no electricity, they will come out of their holes and turn earth into hell.

You heard it here first.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 18:32:20 2016 No.8264435 >>8264278 Ask how they grew up so fast. The first human embryo crispr experiments didn't take place too long ago. Also how I have a gf.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 18:43:58 2016 No.8264462 >>8264278 Until we can accurately predict protein folding and start designing our own proteins genetic modification will be a gimmick

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 18:47:35 2016 No.8264471 >>8264387 >yfw he's immune to the flu He process to rip out your heart and shoves up your ass.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 18:49:18 2016 No.8264475 >>8264278 >your gf Suspension of disbelief broken.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 18:49:52 2016 No.8264476 File: 113 KB, 600x497, how-to-charge-motorcycle-battery-600x399.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8264471 This isn't a game, kid. Life doesn't work the way you think it works.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 18:51:33 2016 No.8264482 >>8264476 >life isn't a game >tells people life isn't a game on a Sri Lankan gaming forum.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 18:52:21 2016 No.8264484 >>8264278 I stop holding the camera so close to the ground. Then I turn 360 degrees and walk away.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 18:58:03 2016 No.8264491 >>8264278 Immune to bacterial infections, immune to viral infections, genetically engineered to be smarter than me, too huge to fight. Theres only one thing left to do. Offer gf as sacrifice and pray for my own escape

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 18:59:11 2016 No.8264497 >>8264491 >He proceeds to rape your GF in order to please teh science gods. He unsheath his 22inch penis onto your gf and gooch gooch her to death.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 18:59:35 2016 No.8264499 File: 96 KB, 800x480, 1407309801636.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8264278

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 19:01:07 2016 No.8264506 Watch as my gf mires his pecs,abs and bulge. I get jealous and yell at her for being a filthy slut. I workout the next day to become bigger but ultimately quit lifting for a couple weeks until it happens again

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 19:04:18 2016 No.8264514 >>8264497 the cycle repeats itself as CRISPR meta-humans proceed to eradicate the female population. Cue MadMax-esque apocolypse

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 19:05:39 2016 No.8264517 >>8264506 His midsection looks stupid and deformed, though. He has no waist. It's been repeatedly shown, typically, women prefer a waist:hip ratio of ~0.9.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 19:08:09 2016 No.8264520 >>8264514 >eradicate non-CRISPR female

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 19:09:42 2016 No.8264522 >>8264286 >then he rips out your vagus nerve how the fuck does he do that without tools? >>8264278 Wait for him to die of heart attack or some obscure deformity/developmental disease on his way towards me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 19:25:31 2016 No.8264565 File: 873 KB, 1024x576, 2qwfy45.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8264522 >needing tools Stupid sub human

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 19:36:02 2016 No.8264591 >>8264475 This.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 19:53:37 2016 No.8264628 >>8264278 Do you think CRISPR dudes will be made with missing ribs so they can ess their own dee?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 20:30:40 2016 No.8264699 File: 47 KB, 470x261, lex luthor.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] feel that Kent.real muscle.not the gifted alien biochemistry,the product of hard work. dadbod teir/10

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 20:38:50 2016 No.8264717 >>8264278 form a lynch mob and hang the freak

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 21:08:10 2016 No.8264756 >>8264717 oh yeah, I feel so scared when the ants in my backyard form a lynch mob to kill me

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 21:13:36 2016 No.8264764 >>8264278 make fun of his flip flops then tip my stylish fedora as i bid him goodbye

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 21:23:10 2016 No.8264789 >>8264699 >say the genius gifted by genetics If i has the choice between the powers of superman and the smarts of Lex Luthor, i'd choose the smarts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 23:13:06 2016 No.8264961 >gf Also I run to him at 60MPH and smash his skull in with my electronically actuated, metal plated forelimb.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 23:42:25 2016 No.8264993 >>8264789 Go back to /sci/, nerd.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 23:47:47 2016 No.8264999 File: 56 KB, 402x604, EcllBTi7-ec[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Come quietly or there will be...trouble

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 23:50:16 2016 No.8265001 File: 936 KB, 644x644, Screenshot_142[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8264993

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 11 23:57:03 2016 No.8265011 >>8264999 I have seen enough gay porn movies to know where this is going.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 12 00:47:57 2016 No.8265080 File: 393 KB, 498x708, morlock_bust_by_caberwood-d4v3drk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8264422 >subterranean mutants >doesn't use Morlocks

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 12 00:58:02 2016 No.8265103 File: 115 KB, 500x1262, Major-Kusanagi-Ghost-In-The-Shell[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >still organic Stay pleb

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 12 01:00:07 2016 No.8265106 >>8264278 Give my adulation and praise to the Upper Class CRISP. What? You don't worship your Genetically enhanced Nobility War Lords? Top plebs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 12 01:25:07 2016 No.8265135 File: 56 KB, 400x600, an epic of epic epicness.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8264278 >>You're out with your gf when suddenly, you notice this CRISPR baby walking towards you. Offset phase angle maser interference. Bitch.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 12 01:55:32 2016 No.8265183 >>8264756 http://video.nationalgeographic.com/video/worlds-deadliest-ngs/deadliest-army-ants

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 12 01:56:43 2016 No.8265186 >>8265011 >I have seen enough gay porn perhaps too much, cowboy

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