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/sci/ humour OP Sat Jul 16 13:13:44 2016 No.8207106 [DELETED]

After being kicked from my university for posting my undergrad lab on /sci/, I need to get cheared up.

ITT: YLYL /sci/ edition

>>	OP Sat Jul 16 13:16:44 2016 No.8207112 File: 301 KB, 784x656, 50-50 probability.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 13:19:07 2016 No.8207119 >>8207106 >posting my undergrad lab on /sci/ Post archive link or didn't happen.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 13:21:21 2016 No.8207127 >>8207106 >satan-goat.jpg Wat lab? Waaaat lab?

>>	OP Sat Jul 16 13:21:31 2016 No.8207128 File: 60 KB, 878x814, 1465917898397.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 13:25:17 2016 No.8207143 File: 1.87 MB, 426x426, everyday in math class.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	OP Sat Jul 16 13:25:34 2016 No.8207144 File: 75 KB, 592x379, butthurt numerologist.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	OP Sat Jul 16 13:26:38 2016 No.8207150 File: 454 KB, 668x445, 1446985286150.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8207143 delete this

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 13:27:32 2016 No.8207152 >>8207117 >sucking your gf into a parallel universe I'm sure I can FIND A WAY

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 13:27:50 2016 No.8207154 File: 497 KB, 673x697, engineers trying fix computers in a nutshell.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 13:28:31 2016 No.8207156 >>8207143 Is this supposed to be funny in the sense that you believe this is what math classes are like since you only ever sleep during the sessions?

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 13:29:41 2016 No.8207160 >>8207143 OP said "/sci/ humour" not "plebbit humour"

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 13:32:42 2016 No.8207167 File: 258 KB, 1920x2318, 1464276092915.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 13:33:18 2016 No.8207168 File: 3.78 MB, 594x336, 'murica.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8207150 >>8207156 >>8207160 I thought it was pretty funny seeing you plebs react.

>>	OP Sat Jul 16 13:33:24 2016 No.8207169 File: 64 KB, 780x487, 1465867437062.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	OP Sat Jul 16 13:35:21 2016 No.8207173 File: 94 KB, 1202x179, 1421457537335.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8207168 >twasmerelyanact.jpg

>>	OP Sat Jul 16 13:36:23 2016 No.8207175 File: 267 KB, 1024x578, ayy(lmao).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	OP Sat Jul 16 13:39:14 2016 No.8207180 File: 201 KB, 1653x866, creative writing.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 13:40:07 2016 No.8207181 >>8207179 >you cannot know nuthin #NotAllPhilosophy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 13:40:22 2016 No.8207182 File: 1.66 MB, 260x260, 1386244144406.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8207168

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>>	OP Sat Jul 16 13:46:51 2016 No.8207193 File: 32 KB, 707x353, scientist discovers first non-trivial zero of RH.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	OP Sat Jul 16 13:47:55 2016 No.8207194 File: 293 KB, 661x716, sci stereotypes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	OP Sat Jul 16 13:48:57 2016 No.8207196 File: 18 KB, 1176x126, pumping lemma explained.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	OP Sat Jul 16 13:50:40 2016 No.8207198 File: 53 KB, 1316x336, Proof of evolution.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Done dumping for now, may add some more if there's interest

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 13:53:36 2016 No.8207201 >>8207198 >this pic >scientists are objective and trustworthy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 13:58:20 2016 No.8207211 >>8207106 holy shit, took me a couple minutes to realize every one of them is bullshit. fuck me

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 14:03:09 2016 No.8207220 >>8207106 >>8207211 >the ball appears to be in the goal fucking lol i remember this but not what it was from

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>>	OP Sat Jul 16 16:43:58 2016 No.8207510 File: 1.03 MB, 619x1571, OP recognizes a familiar shape.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	OP Sat Jul 16 17:31:39 2016 No.8207596 File: 859 B, 153x71, 1421932060981.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] b-bump

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 17:39:11 2016 No.8207611 File: 42 KB, 598x582, 1468648268292.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 17:39:59 2016 No.8207613 >>8207596 But that limit is wrong. As time approaches infinity the highschool /sci/ posters would eventually grow the fuck up and become adults with non-retarded opinions so the actual answer to this limit is probably the second renaissance.

>>	OP Sat Jul 16 18:06:21 2016 No.8207657 File: 142 KB, 948x543, CS majors.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 18:10:09 2016 No.8207664 >>8207163 i'm a physicist turned computer scientist and this is so true. cs is a fucking joke in terms of maths, but they don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 19:01:51 2016 No.8207736 >>8207613 But the older anons leave /sci/, while there's a greater source term for the newfags

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 19:09:21 2016 No.8207744 >>8207179 I love this image.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 19:14:24 2016 No.8207752 religion >my preacher told me so mathematics >my teacher told me so science >my beaker told me so theoretical biology >my creature told me so

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 19:16:08 2016 No.8207755 >>8207752 >protestantism >>my preacher told me so lmftfy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 19:21:04 2016 No.8207762 >>8207755 ok christianity >my preacher told me so misc religions >my fictional mud god told me so

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 19:30:33 2016 No.8207771 File: 19 KB, 550x343, 1456875981509.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8207180 keku

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 19:37:09 2016 No.8207787 File: 34 KB, 620x375, 18df2b56513f75a0930a1b8f8eada16b1acb44ed986b69144e9f0abb8b2c5b33.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8207220 It still hurts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5QlBHF6ib8

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 19:41:05 2016 No.8207799 >>8207787 was this the GOAL LINE TECHNOLOGY one?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 19:44:46 2016 No.8207810 >>8207799 Yeah

>>	OP Sat Jul 16 20:50:38 2016 No.8207954 File: 47 KB, 683x395, fdfab29a0411068ab092fefb14fe6c89.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 21:25:23 2016 No.8208057 >>8207143 yes, there is one step the professor makes that you do not understand. You ask the professor to repeat the step and/or explain it. Why are normies so dumb?

>>	Undergrad Lab OP Sat Jul 16 21:43:29 2016 No.8208115 >>8207106 This is the OP from the lab thread. I don't get why people found it so funny... I was offering advice or collaboration with other grant writers. No idea why my thread is still alive and has been alive so long.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 21:45:16 2016 No.8208121 >>8207119 Look for a thread with a scientist pepe as pic if you want to see the thread. It is still up

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 01:49:17 2016 No.8208464 File: 150 KB, 1419x259, sci intellectual.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 01:58:42 2016 No.8208480 >>8208057 >this is the fucking guy that ask stupid question during lecture Just wait the end of the class REEEEEEEZEEEEEEEEEEEEZE

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 02:11:12 2016 No.8208501 >>8208115 your thread was about you bragging about your lab. stop being a martyr. JOSEPH NARDONE jn1351@nyu.edu http://www.nardonecenter.org/ https://www.linkedin.com/in/josephnardone

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 02:11:36 2016 No.8208502 >>8207664 Try doing a CS Theory Phd.

Anonymous Sun Jul 17 02:46:59 2016 No.8208529 [DELETED]

>>8208115
>>8208501
>Undergrad here who got grant funding to start my own lab.
>Is it pompous of me to name it after myself? I already did, but just wondering your thoughts.
>This is the OP from the lab thread. I don't get why people found it so funny...
>I was offering advice or collaboration with other grant writers. No idea why my thread is still alive and has been alive so long.

He is so noble, isn't he? Here is his facebook profile.

thefantasticjoe.nardone

Anonymous Sun Jul 17 03:19:22 2016 No.8208545

>>8208057
Because this is 4chan land. Where the only thing that matters is our emotional defense mechanisms. Which are only made necessary by the hostility that is everyone else's emotional defense mechanisms.

Honesty, discourse and feelings are the stuff of faggot noobs, faggot noob.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 04:12:11 2016 No.8208588 >>8207106 >undergraduate adult aged 25-30 >post lab on anon. website (1) >tfw anon founds your real name; holyshit.jpg >gets kicked out of uni. because (1) >gets back on anon website to get cheered up with memes Top kek.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 06:52:22 2016 No.8208655 >>8208057 >mfw you are the normie Moar like do nothing all semester and teach yourself the entire class by skimming through the notes a few hours before the final, amirite?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 06:54:57 2016 No.8208662 >>8208588 How does that even get you kicked out? My only guess is that the university looked at the site and saw all the retarded gorilla posters and /pol/ users on the front page.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 07:07:13 2016 No.8208681 >>8207664 but physics has harder math than math itself

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 07:47:39 2016 No.8208770 >>8207167 Is it a meme that engineers are gay?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 08:10:14 2016 No.8208806 >>8208770 I haven't met a straight one yet. It's great, just one great big anonymous bath house for four years

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 08:14:01 2016 No.8208810 >>8208588 lol

>>	OP Sun Jul 17 08:17:07 2016 No.8208815 File: 294 KB, 1100x777, engineering branches.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8208770

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 08:47:53 2016 No.8208869 >>8208662 he got fired because the professor found out he's a fucking brainlet

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 08:54:38 2016 No.8208875 >>8208588 >>8208662 >>8208529 >>8208501 >>8207106 >>8208115 has the lab guy really been kicked from uni because he got doxxed by butthurt jealous /pol/-tards? I dont understand how posting on /sci/ is a reason to be kicked from uni

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 09:00:00 2016 No.8208882 >>8208875 That's /sci/ humour at its best.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 09:00:28 2016 No.8208885 >>8208662 >>8208869 >>8208875 >Omg, he really got kicked, lolololololol. Being that autistic. t. jealous autist See this: >>8208870

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 11:50:22 2016 No.8209085 >>8207175 Keked hard

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 11:53:02 2016 No.8209089 >>8207106 How did posting your lab on /sci/ lead to you being kicked from your university?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 11:53:05 2016 No.8209090 >>8208655 tfw you have no face

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 11:56:06 2016 No.8209095 >>8208885 >>8209089

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 11:58:00 2016 No.8209100 >>8209095 I don't see how that answers the question.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 12:23:12 2016 No.8209125 >>8209100 He didn't, OP isn't OP from the other thread.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 12:32:02 2016 No.8209140 >>8207158 >>8207175 >>8207173 >>8208725 lel

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 13:34:06 2016 No.8209254 >>8209100 You can't get booted for posting on /sci/ since there is no actual evidence that you are the one posting. Also, you can't get kicked out for bragging.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 13:51:09 2016 No.8209276 >>8207106 Wanna hear a potassium joke? K

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 15:05:52 2016 No.8209472 >>8209254 They can do it for proprietary research. A specific company funds the project, probably allowing you to mess with products they have yet to release, and they have you agree to secrecy for certain parts of the project.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 15:07:36 2016 No.8209474 >>8209276 Wanna hear a sodium hydride joke? NaH

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 15:16:17 2016 No.8209485 >>8209472 No. His lab could be closed, but he can't be kicked from the university.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 15:25:02 2016 No.8209504 >>8209485 What has happened here?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 15:27:23 2016 No.8209506 >>8209485 Perhaps he's a lowly psych major, clumsily studying the effects of guilt tripping highly dehumanizing message boards.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 17:17:31 2016 No.8209712 >>8207167 This is good!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 17:59:15 2016 No.8209785 >>8208980 Is the joke that he actually said this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 19:48:31 2016 No.8210018 >>8207117 ill find the phone

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 20:07:40 2016 No.8210048 >>8207161 Please tell me this was a real ban.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 20:14:29 2016 No.8210060 >>8208875 >>8209089 >>8209254 >>8209472 >>8209485 >>8209504 >>8209506 Obviously OP's story is entirely fabricated and he has been samefagging hard in both threads. Sage and report.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 22:12:03 2016 No.8210238 File: 45 KB, 500x426, the_sierpinski_penis_game[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8207141

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 22:20:35 2016 No.8210255 File: 16 KB, 342x282, thegame.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8207106 where is your god now?

>>	OP with lab Sun Jul 17 23:34:42 2016 No.8210347 >>8208875 No, I have obviously not been kicked out of uni. They doxxed me but didn't do anything other than add me on LinkedIn. I don't know why it was so funny. Just visit my thread if you want to actually talk about grant writing or whatever.

>>	OP with lab Sun Jul 17 23:36:03 2016 No.8210351 >>8210060 It's two different people. One guy is just pretending to be me and posting in this meme thread. Pretty funny /sci/ memes though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 01:39:18 2016 No.8210657 >>8207164 Holy shit, this. Or people thinking all linear algebra is just the same introduction to matrices and systems of equations class they took freshman year.

Anonymous Mon Jul 18 01:42:53 2016 No.8210660

>>8207613
I think the assumption is that the user base never changes (and that humanity will never die out), but the content tends towards /b/. Growing up doesn't work because anyone who is at one point around at some t, where t0 < infinity will be dead at some t < infinity.

Anonymous Mon Jul 18 01:45:33 2016 No.8210667

>>8207752
Yeah, the last three actually encourage you to prove things to yourself in order to fully understand them. I remember my first day in real analysis, we proved that 0.999... = 1 (I know, what a meme), but the professor was super focused on students understanding the how (and being able to work through a proof on their own) instead of just the what.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 01:59:53 2016 No.8210685 >>8207106 >After being kicked from my university for posting my undergrad lab on /sci/, What the fuck? How can they do that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 02:09:15 2016 No.8210698 >>8207179 Jim jims russled

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 02:10:23 2016 No.8210700 >>8207183 Kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 02:19:38 2016 No.8210712 >>8207198 >1500 tours Top kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 03:09:37 2016 No.8210782 >>8210685 It isn't true, the lab thread is still up, this guy is just being a troll making up a story to mock the guy with the lab.

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>>	OP Mon Jul 18 08:35:02 2016 No.8211255 File: 565 KB, 1020x1486, 1421962681406.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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