Gods of integration thread

[Anonymous No.8148427]

How does she even pull of this kind of stuff so easily?

http://math.stackexchange.com/a/908325/290074

[Anonymous No.8148437]

>>8148427
it's a fucking bot

[Anonymous No.8148442]

>>8148427
Holy shit I love her
>>8148437
She can out-integrate Mathematica. Anyway why would anyone set up a bot to do this?

[Anonymous No.8148444]

>>8148442
to get dick picks by math professors and blackmail tenure out of them

[Anonymous No.8148448]

>>8148427
>dat working out
I'm signing up for a mechanical engineering course in September. It says there will be "advanced maths" Please jesus tell me it's none of this shit?

[Anonymous No.8148472]

>>8148448
Most people don't even know what a polylogarithm is, you'll be fine anon.
>dat working out
like no working out

[Anonymous No.8148498]

>>8148437
>yfw it's a russian genius working in a military bunker who only has time to post solutions

[Anonymous No.8148500]

>>8148472
Most people don't know what a logarithm is either.

Most people are dumb.

[Anonymous No.8148505]

>>8148500
I meant most people that have already done a math degree at university. I think I read somewhere that people just learn these special functions as they go along integrating things rather than learning them ages beforehand.

[Anonymous No.8148527]

>>8148442
>Holy shit I love her
ur waifu is not real

[Anonymous No.8148539]

>>8148427
>http://math.stackexchange.com/a/908325/290074
I'm more impressed by Tunk-Fey's answer and how long it must've taken to LaTeX that out.

[Anonymous No.8148548]

>>8148539
It must have been reassuring for him that his answer matched with Cleo's in the end (who answered first, over 2 days before he did).
Tunk-Fey definitely deserves the accepted answer tick though. His is the most helpful.

[Anonymous No.8148558]

>>8148427
>she

[Anonymous No.8148637]

How much of this math is actually being used everyday? What kinds of jobs would be using this level of math?

Serious question

[Anonymous No.8148648]

>>8148427
>see pic
>instantly know who we are discussing

How does one even begin to acquire that level of integration prowess?

[Anonymous No.8148668]

>>8148427
This thread again? Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.8148714]

>>8148637
Does it need to have an application in jobs? People see an integral, solve it, generalise it, make a harder one, try and solve it etc.
They do these for themselves for their own enrichment, not necessarily because it has some application somewhere.

[Anonymous No.8148716]

>>8148648
Someone had actually asked that:
http://math.stackexchange.com/q/765198/290074

[Anonymous No.8148881]

>>8148668
>he doesn't want to suck and fuck Cleo's godly integration cock
faggot

[Anonymous No.8148889]

>>8148637
0
Unless you're an apt logical and rational thinker and your sanity and comfort depends on you being able to relate mathematical theory to the complexities of life. Or you're some engineer sucking dick for a chance at showing off your skills for a funding to do the same thing over and over again.

[Anonymous No.8148918]

>>8148889
I don't think an engineer is smart enough to perform these kinds of integration.

[Anonymous No.8148934]

>>8148881
By spamming this thread for years you've already provided enough evidence on how pathetic your life is. That autistic fantasy is just redundant.

[Anonymous No.8148941]

>>8148934
Are you so autistic that you actually believe that it's the same person spamming this thread?
Holy fucking shit anon.

[Anonymous No.8148954]

>>8148941
It's really not that much of a stretch

>>/sci/?task=search2&ghost=&search_text=cleo&search_subject=&search_username=&search_tripcode=&search_email=&search_filename=&search_datefrom=&search_dateto=&search_op=op&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&search_ord=new&search_capcode=all&search_res=post

[Anonymous No.8148960]

>>8148954
You're pretty sad and autistic for being here for so long to observe something like that anon.

[Anonymous No.8148962]

>>8148637
If you only care to learn things you'd use on the job, you're going to know a lot of boring shit.

[Anonymous No.8148975]

>>8148960
You're getting pretty defensive m8

[Anonymous No.8148977]

>>8148918
I'm not referring to a new graduate. I mean someone who has this talent and skill that can't make sense of these things to anyone else, no matter how much they make sense. Besides, with computer technology an engineer doesn't have to manually calculate shit.

When you're at work and have found a much easier, time efficient, all around better method of performing or understanding a task and someone above you says, "Just do it the normal way..."
People need medium wage workers keeping the past intact. We don't like to waste time on making sense of the things that shape the future because 'integration' isn't going to pay the bills. It takes hard work.

Intellectual slavery makes things so much easier don't you think?

[Anonymous No.8149020]

>>8148977
There doesn't seem to be any computer technology that will give a closed form to the integrals that the integration gods on math.se manage to get. An engineer would most likely use a compter to compute the integral to some degree of accuracy for practical purposes like the donkeys they are, rather than contributing something new to the world and bringing it into a closed form that you can actually look at and analyse.
>someone above you
>integration isn't going to pay the bills
That's why you get a good position in research where you can do what you want and get paid for it instead of becoming the worst academic in the world, i.e. an engineer.

[Anonymous No.8149220]

>>8148558
>not it

[Anonymous No.8149268]

>Cleo posts an answer
>Carl and Ron are regularly salty in the comments
Seriously, how fucking butthurt can those people be

[Anonymous No.8149885]

>>8149268
Ron's profile picture suits it so well too.

[Anonymous No.8149923]

>>8149885
>old man yells at cloud
>professor complains it's not up to his standards, like it's his fucking homework
Anyways, are there any discussions on meta that I've missed? Why doesn't she post anymore?

[Anonymous No.8149929]

http://meta.math.stackexchange.com/questions/11723/are-answers-that-have-no-explanations-useful

Waaaah why don't people do what I want waaaa
Not fair, waaaaaaah
Mods pls agree with me :(

[Anonymous No.8149985]

>>8149929
>someone else is taking my brownie points!!!!!
god, what losers

[Anonymous No.8150436]

>>8148548
>>8149268
Cleo's correct answers brutalises the competition. I am sure they are sitting on scooter tires still.

[Anonymous No.8150672]

Very impressive, but the /sci/copath in me wants to point out that she's ONLY doing calculus. Explicitly solving integrals is NOT higher math. Has she ever shown any knowledge of actual non-babby math?

[Anonymous No.8150680]

>>8150672
"things I don't like aren't real math"

[Anonymous No.8150684]

>>8148505
Basically this

[Anonymous No.8150686]

would this method have a chance to work for guessing closed form of integrals?
>find the result of the integral numerically to a big precision
>get some standard constants and functions
>use some algorithm to look for linear dependence with simple coefficients

[Anonymous No.8150692]

>>8150686
There are tools that find close closed forms given numerical values

http://mrob.com/pub/ries/index.html

[Anonymous No.8150724]

>>8150686
>>8150692
>Cleo was using these tools all along and that is why her posts did not include procedure

After all these years...

[Anonymous No.8150747]

So what class would you even see integrals like this? I know this one is very complicated and probably not in a class. But Lets look at a semi hard one, the root of tanx. The answer is long and not very obvious.

After calc 2 and diff eq, do you ever seen any more difficult integrals or anything again?

[Anonymous No.8150810]

>>8150724
Some of her answers include functions that aren't elementary, so that may not be the case.

[Anonymous No.8150853]

From her profile:
"My real name is Cleo, I'm female. I have a medical condition that makes it very difficult for me to engage in conversations, or post long answers, sorry for that. I like math and do my best to be useful at this site, although I realize my answers might be not useful for everyone."

She probably has autism.

[Anonymous No.8150871]

>>8150853
>My real name is Cleo, I'm female.
Attention seeking slut.

[Anonymous No.8150882]

>>8150853
>She probably has autism.
You make that sound like a bad thing.

>>8150871
>>>/r9k/

[Anonymous No.8150889]

>>8150882
Oh no, I didn't mean it that way. I meant that if she has autism, she probably has some savant-like abilities when it comes to integration, allowing her to evaluate difficult integrals with relative ease.

[Anonymous No.8150946]

>>8150853
>medical condition
>difficult to engage in conversations
>difficult to post long answers
>likes math
>wants to be useful

Isn't Stephen Hawking's late sisters name Cleo?

[Anonymous No.8150959]

>medical condition
>last seen Jan 5 at 23:34

A-Anon-kun... quickly, come closer... i need to tell you something...

The truth is i was given this ability by another, and now i must pass my integration skills on to you.

Eat one of my hairs...

[Anonymous No.8150973]

>>8148442
>her

[Anonymous No.8150986]

i want to fuck cleo

[Anonymous No.8151026]

>>8150959
kys

[Anonymous No.8151564]

>>8150959
>not willing eating Cleo's hair anyway

[Anonymous No.8151741]

>>8150959

anime freak

[Anonymous No.8151747]

>>8150959
So who possessed this integration skill before cleo?
Feynman, who woke up early in the morning to solve integrals before breakfast?

[Anonymous No.8151855]

If you add enough to your vocabulary eventually every integral has a closed form