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Hey /sci/, History and Medieval Studies major here. Can you calculate a reason for me to blow my head off?

>> No.8112286

Easily

>> No.8112287

>>8112286
Well lay it on me!

>> No.8112288

The job roof is low for fags like you. You may have to go back to school for something else or work a dead end job with shit wage for the rest of your life. I did the math

>> No.8112289

>>8112285
Yeah. You are majoring in History and Medieval Memes for fucks sake.

If that is not a reason to kill yourself then I don't know what is.

>> No.8112292

Idk this does give you an excuse to be an alcoholic faster.

>> No.8112293

>>8112292
I'm a Russian Jew does that help?

>> No.8112295

>>8112285
hope you enjoy teaching, no kidding.

>> No.8112296

>>8112293
>jew
I can hear /pol/ coming

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>>8112296
Oh I'm ready with the shitty history memes.

>> No.8112306

>>8112295
I actually do unfortunately.

>> No.8112307

>>8112298
wtf even is this

>> No.8112311

>>8112307
The based breadfruit bligh of the bounty you profligate

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>>8112311
Did you just see how many B's you could put in a title?? Is this what they do in the history department?

>> No.8112319

>>8112315
Well hello there! You've reached the Romulus' Rustic Rough Roman Romantic Regime of Repetitive Redundancies. A millennium-ish of a pretty rad empire and superior city building will come to you, but only if you come to my house and kill me.

>> No.8112327

>>8112319
There is no image in the world that could match my reaction.

>> No.8112331

>>8112327
You could merely shoot me then I couldn't shitpost anyyymore

>> No.8112483

I'm only sad that someone doesn't know about the mutiny on the HMS Bounty. Even without the history degree, it's a base example of authority balancing levels of punishment, and what happens when you push shit too far. Or put in a more simple way, when you have pressed men aboard a shit ship exposed to hot women after a year.

>> No.8112513

>>8112285
Honestly, my friends majored in East Asian Civilizations and shit and now they're Yale Law students and will be making a fortune.

If you can get a 4.0 OP, apply to law school and you'll be all set in life. Assuming you have a nice undergrad school of course.

>> No.8112521

>>8112285
Hey, /his/, scientist here, can you cite any medieval precedent for you blowing your head off?

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>>8112521

Do you happen to descend from Germanic peoples?

>> No.8113174

>>8112521
OP here. I mean if you want political and literal suicide you can delve into the world of Catiline and the Second Catiline War.

>> No.8113176

>>8112483
Personally I'm in history literally for the hilarity, such as The War of Jenkins' Ear.

>> No.8113187

>>8112483
I just looked it up, Bligh could not catch a friggin' break what with the Bounty then the Rum Rebellion.