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>There are people posting on /sci/ RIGHT NOW who have never been published

Explain yourselves.

>> No.8022125

>>8022116
Because we are the actual smart ones that learn not to subject ourselves to year of toil for nothing, and use our knowledge to fulfil our material wellbeing to a larger extent, aka, move into the industry where the money's at

>> No.8022132

>>8022125
> not going to a top 10 global school
> not publishing in your undergrad years

> Smart

kek, ISHYGDDT

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>>8022132
Not giving a NASA talk on astrophysics when you're 11
>Smart

>> No.8022183

>>8022116
> being a gd gorilla

>> No.8022184

>>8022125
>not being published as an undergrad

top kek

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8022188

>>8022116
>tfw I'm so smart that I discovered scientific truths the establishment wants to suppress
>tfw my research is being censored and will never be published

>> No.8022196

>>8022188

> YOU ARE A FUCKING GORILLA HOW DID YOU PUBLISH

>> No.8022305

>>8022196
Gorillas have feelings too ok, can you not discriminate against gorillas ok?
#Gorillalivesmatter

>> No.8022309

>>8022196
Why do you think the man is trying to keep him down?

>> No.8022367

>>8022305
gorillives matter =)

>> No.8022613

>>8022305
>>8022367
>>>/pol/

>> No.8022684

>>8022116
I am currently the lead engineer of multi million dollar projects on the North Slope of alaska, does this count for anything?

>> No.8022700

>>8022613
racist

>> No.8022705

>>8022684
Tell me more.

>> No.8022714

Technically posting on /sci/ is being published, so if you name A: “He posts on /sci/” and B:“He has never been published”, you have that A is equivalent to “He has been published”, which is the opposite to B. By law of non-contradiction, your statement is proven to be utter bullshit.

>> No.8022727

>>8022116
My essay was published in the New York Times.
[RedditSmiley]

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>>8022714
>The offering to distribute copies or phonorecords to a group of people for purposes of further distribution, public performance, or public display, constitutes publication. A public performance or display of a work does not of itself constitute publication.

>A public performance or display of a work does not of itself constitute publication

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8022759

I'm an engineer

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>>8022759
That's even worse.

>> No.8023824

>>8022116
I tried to publish myself on /sci/. Does that count?

>> No.8023876

>explain yourselves
I'm a newfag who has never gone past basic college algebra. The last thing I remember learning is logarithms.

>> No.8024111

>>8022759
>>8023876
Why do you even post here?

>> No.8024342

>>8023824
No.

Fuck off.

>> No.8024363

You must have published at least one paper on quasilinear elliptic cohomology of baxterized affine Hecke algebras in wrapped Fukaya categories on projective exceptional flag manifolds.

Else you're a low IQ pleb.

>> No.8024382

My explanation is I honestly don't know how.

Can someone explain to me how I get published? I'm not currently in school.

>> No.8024401

>>8024382
1. Don't be a brainlet
2. ???
3. Publish

>> No.8024417

>>8024401
Doesn't answer my question, brainlet.

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8024441

>>8024417
>mfw brainlets falsely accuse their betters of being brainlets

>> No.8024450

Honest question, try not shit on this /sc/, how does one publish anything as an undegrad? I mean, lets not pretend anything we took on an undegrad level is higher than pleb tier, anything that you can achieve in three years is pleb, so I ask again, how the fuck does anyone get published in undergrad level, what the fuck do you even publish on? What are the stages, do you decide you want to get published and seek a direction? Where do you search? Do you accidently touch a question that has never been asked before and try to answer it for the first time? Help me sci.

>> No.8024499

>>8024450
Do research.

If you only do pleb tier shit in undergrad it's because you're a pleb.

>> No.8024516

>>8022748
Tumblr does fall under this definition however.