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[Anonymous No.8013322]

>be depressive, go see doctor because parents tell me to
>"hello anon, how are you?"
>say fine even though we both know it's a lie
>"why did you come to see me for?"
>don't know, I don't believe in the theory of psychology
>random answer about how I feel everything is useless, even going there to see him
>"why do you say that?"
>that faggot doesn't know psychology is not a science
>"we don't believe in this"
>"who's we, anon?"
>can't tell him about my secret lair 4chan, never speak about 4chan
>the guy is visibly annoyed at what I tell him about his field
>"lie down please, open up"
>do exactly that, explain how I think psychology is just a waste of time and money, how he's a leech and it never helped anyone from my family
>start telling him about scientific method, how most results are either obvious or complete BS
>he looks too focused, and can't respond to anything I say because of how much sense it makes
>hear some strange noises from time to time, think nothing of it back then
>he's now wearing a blue mask on his mouth, probably to prevent him from cursing in response to my heavy rational criticism
>that faggot has the nerves to do something else while I try to talk
>mouth feels full of coton at some point, can't speak anymore

>leave a while later while thanking him for trying even though I don't mean it
>at least my teeth don't hurt anymore for some fucking reason

[Anonymous No.8013334]

>>8013322

maybe you shouldn't have such irrational views on psychology as an actual practice for helping people anon

[Anonymous No.8013338]

I think that was a dentist anon.

[Anonymous No.8013339]

>>8013322
>misconstructs his problems as depression
>go to doctor and rant about the Great Enemy Psychology
>talk about "We"
>lay down and pour out a severely incoherent tirade about muh science and psychology that probably made no sense at all.
>suddenly stop and say nothing more

Congratulations on appearing like a paranoid schizophrenic OP. Maybe that's what you actually are and your parents forced you to visist because your increasingly bizarre behaviour.

[Anonymous No.8013347]

>>8013338
>kudo to this

Top banters, OP :v

[Anonymous No.8013369]

>>8013322

[Anonymous No.8013380]

>>8013322
8.5/10 would read again

[Anonymous No.8013414]

>people think this happened
cool story, op