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If /sci/ got together and formed a laboratory, what would we invent?

>> No.7976348

a shitposting bot

>> No.7976351

>>7976346
Idk but i got some NaBH4 and caffeine pills laying around somewhere

>> No.7976353

>>7976346
The scientific principals of shitposting.
It shall be called Principia Shitpostinca.

>> No.7976356

a shitstorm opposing engineers and "pure" scientists.

>> No.7976358

A rape machine.

>> No.7976362

>>7976346
a new drug to increase shitposting capabilities

>> No.7976367
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>>7976346
A mecha loli that everyone but the engineers would fug. Also, explosions. pic related.

>>7976351
>NaBH4
GIB GIB GIB GIB GIB GIB GIB GIB, I NEED REDUCING AGENTS

>> No.7976373

>>7976346
I'm actually on the first episode of this anime right now! Is it any good?

>> No.7976380

>>7976373
The intro in the anime is bretty long and may bore you. Other than that, prepare for the emotional rollercoaster.

Also,
>not playing the VN

>> No.7976394

>>7976367
weab fuck off

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>>7976353

I'm not even a scientist and I've already written a strict, mathematical treatise on the mechanics of shitposting.

I can even quantify the objective shitpost value of a shitpost or shitposting session using shitpost calculus.

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>>7976394
>telling a chinese cartoon girl watcher to fuck off from a website whose foundation was on chinese cartoon girls

>> No.7977438

The replacement for 3DPD I hope

>> No.7977443

>>7976346
The best paper and pencil in history for doing math.

>> No.7977446

Radioactive fleshlights

>> No.7977455
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7977455

we could start by colliding minature balls of plasma with minature balls of ice and prove once and for all that a sun made of plasma would do very little to a sun made of ice because plasma is just a gas while the ice is a solid

>> No.7977475

>>7976353
Elementary Linear Shitposting

>> No.7977504

>>7976428
I was working on the related problem of a formal theory of trolling. Perhaps these two are related?

>> No.7977509

>>7976346

gigga niggas

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>>7976346
We would invent a more *accessible* cure for virginity

>> No.7977524

>>7976346
A rocket dildo targeting people's assholes and mouths.

>> No.7977529

first we need to find a super cute girl and sexually harass her, so that she becomes interested in us. Then we'll talk.

>> No.7977623

>>7976346
A program that collects assertions from all over the web and displays them in reverse order of number of includes citations

>> No.7977728

Probably an online IQ test.

>> No.7977731

Meth,dildos,new forms of shitposting and new memes

>> No.7977845

>>7977475
>Linear Shitposting
Step it up.
How about non-linear shitposting.

>> No.7977850

We would get some funding for researches in Qauntum Shitposting

>> No.7977868

AI captcha solver >:^D

>> No.7977869

Preexistence itself.

>> No.7978484

>>7977868
I'm convinced that some captchas are simply designed to be impossible with no right answer, so I doubt an AI could do it

>> No.7978887

A microwave which can be activated with your phone as a remote control.

>> No.7978901

>>7976346
>image.jpg

A bait bot

>> No.7979203

>>7976356
both trying to describe turbulence of shitstorms in different manner ?

>> No.7979208

>>7976346
Remarkable new methods in IQ insecurity

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>>7978887
What could possibly go wrong?

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We could start with more casual stuff. Then, we can move on to teleportation and weapons R&D.
And, of course, our final project... will be a shitposting nuke.