plant hybrid

[Anonymous No.7951502]

r9k sent me, I want to know if human-plant hybrids are entirely out of the queston or if nobody has tried it yet.

I just watered my houseplants and randomly thought if maybe I could mix my semen in and slowly alter the organism by feeding it jizzwater. The idea is to create a mix that will not harm the plant and cause it to assimilate human dna into its system.

Please tell me exactly how stupid this is.
If you tell me it's impossible I will feel compelled to become a crazy plant professor and dedicate my entire life, and by that I mean like two days before I get bored, to making it happen.

They also told me to use a gorilla for my pic. I hope this pleases the science gods.

[Anonymous No.7951508]

>>7951502
Extremely stupid because it is impossible..

[Anonymous No.7951518]

>>7951508
You just want me to do it, admit it.

[in all field i sage No.7951525]

>>7951518
Why not, if you are ready to do it then sure.

[Anonymous No.7951728]

to give you the serious answer you don't deserve, most complex organisms have a lot of mechanisms in place to make sure that foreign DNAs and RNAs are destroyed rather than assimilated. why? to protect against viruses, which will try and get cells to take up their genetic material