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Height = penis lenght * 10 + weight/2
Height and penis lenght in centimeters, weight in kilograms, this seems to work pretty well, but does anybody know why?

>> No.7937059

>>7937051
If it does it's likely just a coincidence, the units don't even work out.

>> No.7937068

>>7937051
nah doesn't work out at all

>> No.7937088

>>7937051
I hope this is actually accurate, cos like, cool
but
>metres = metres + newtons

>> No.7937091

>>7937059
But numbers don't lie
>>7937068
It does, you just don't know what centimeter is, amerifat

>> No.7937097

>>7937091
Well I just had ago at it and it says I'm 202 cm... Yeah, I'm not that tall.

>> No.7937105

>>7937051
By that formula I should be over 2m tall, but I'm actually a manlet.

>> No.7937113

It's well off for me as well

>> No.7937126

>>7937113
>>7937105
>>7937097
Which means you're way too fat, and that's nothing you wanna brag about

>> No.7937128

I'm a manlet but this equation says I'm 206cm

>> No.7937130

>>7937051
It says 174 cm but I'm actually 190 cm. Inaccurate as fuck.

>> No.7937140

>>7937130

Thanks hungry skellington

>> No.7937149

>>7937051
>the fatter you are, the taller you are

yeah, no

>> No.7937158

>>7937051
Very, very close for me wtf is this

>> No.7937160

>>7937149
Maybe your dick is just too big for your height.

>> No.7937161

>>7937158

OP is getting close to the meaning of life

>> No.7937172

>>7937158
For me it gave exact heith

>> No.7937214

>>7937105
Same.

>> No.7937224

>>7937126
or you have a big penis

>> No.7937233

Five centimeters off
What the heck

>> No.7937240

>>7937051
so apparently I'm 7.5 feet

kek hows the weather down there, manlets?

>> No.7937262

>>7937051
211 cm tall bitches. Thanks 7 inch cock

>> No.7937339

>>7937051
According to your shit,formula im 7'5"

>> No.7937360

9.16 * 10 + 62/2 = 122.6

Off by -54.4cm.

>> No.7937372

>>7937360
Asian detected

>> No.7937376
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7937376

>>7937051
Not true. Next time though, you could try nicely asking for my penis size OP.
Kol

>> No.7937380

>>7937372
I'm not Asian. I used average statistics.

>> No.7937391

I'm either two inches longer than I should be or I should be 6' 2" and weigh 50 lbs.

Yeah no

>> No.7937399

(17*10)+(75/2) = 207.5cm.

I'm 175cm

>> No.7937401

>>7937158
>Very, very close for me wtf is this
Conformation bias.

According to this, I should be over 6'11" (210 cm) tall, but I'm 5'11" (180cm).
I'd have to weigh about 66 lbs (30kg) for this to work.

>> No.7937414

>>7937051
I know you're browsing this thread, Dave.

All the Daves think I'm a fucking wizard and all the non-Daves think I'm a retard.

This is how fortune telling works.

>> No.7937421

>>7937051
ITT: dumbass tries to be smart

>> No.7937435

>>7937051
Equation says I'm 6 ft 3 when I'm 5 ft 11. Honestly, pretty good results.

>> No.7937649

>>7937140
Kek

>> No.7937653
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7937653

>>7937051
ITT: OP trolls everyone to post if they are fat or skinny

>> No.7937657

Ive got a 8 inch dick and im 5'9 150 lbs.

>> No.7937661

>>7937051
Overshot by 10cm. Not so great.

>> No.7937665

>>7937126
Except I weigh 65 and am 180, and it's still overshooting my height. Guess my dick is huge, or this equation sucks ass.

>> No.7937669

lol i'm 9 foot 9

>> No.7937674

>>7937051
Didn't work for me at all. Says I should be 229cm (90.36 in) tall

>> No.7937738

Apparently I'm 8 foot by this. Not even fat too. Weird.

>> No.7937746

197 cm

thats 14 cm taller than i am

>> No.7937751

Off by over half a meter lol

>> No.7937756

I'm supposed to be 7'6.5 lmao

>> No.7937769
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7937769

Thanks op.

>> No.7938342

>>7937051
The formula breaks down for fat people.
Try foot (length + 5cm)/2. Body is proportionate.

>> No.7938401

>>7937051
18cm dick * 10 = 180 (my height)
+80kg weight = 260
/2 = 130cm (not my height i swear)

>> No.7938407

>I am 24.1 m high
It doesn’t work you retard.

>> No.7938418

>>7937769
This is complicated

>> No.7938422

>>7937051
I must be 155 then
but I'm 185

>> No.7939454

Is the dick measured erect or flaccid?

>> No.7940100

>>7937051
>"this seems to work pretty well"

I am not 7 feet, 8 inches tall. Nowhere close.

>> No.7940131

Predicted by OP: 18.5 * 10) + (77 / 2) = 223.5

Actual: 175

>> No.7940147

17.78*10+(68.03/2)=211.815

Yeah, I'm 187.96 cm

>> No.7940158

Only works if u have a tiny dick desu.
Sucks to be you senpai.

>> No.7940164

>>7937051
So if I lose 10kg, ill gain 5cm on my dick?

>> No.7940170
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7940170

>>7937051
I didn't know I was 210cm tall

>> No.7940187

Holy Fuck, It actually works. 185cm.

>> No.7940200

>>7937097
fat
>>7937105
fat
>>7937113
small penis
>>7937128
fat
>>7937130
fat
>>7937240
fat
>>7937262
fat
>>7937339
fat
>>7937360
small penis
>>7937376
fat
>>7937391
fat
>>7937399
fat
>>7937435
fat
>>7937661
fat
>>7937665
fat
>>7937669
fat
>>7937674
fat
>>7937738
fat
>>7937746
fat
>>7937751
small penis
>>7937756
fat
>>7938407
fat
>>7938422
small penis
>>7940100
fat
>>7940131
fat
>>7940147
fat
>>7940170
fat

>> No.7940216

It is off by 3 cm. I am 182 cm irl, but the formula says i should be 185cm.

>> No.7940227

>>7937051
Fucking dead on 172

>> No.7940234

>>7937051
Just penis length*10 gets me to my height
if not, apparently im 222cm tall

>> No.7940245

>>7940234
Same, I'd be 7 feet tall.

>> No.7940246

OP, try making another algorithm with the results you got ITT.

Not everyone is a skeleton or a landwhale. Muscles weigh more than fat.

>> No.7940358

Almost worked for me, I guess it works if you are normal weight.

>> No.7940361

>>7940358
And yeah, 14*10+70/2=175<188

>> No.7940460

>>7940358
kek
>normal weight
you are both a hungry skelly and have small penis

>> No.7940583

When I lied about my penis length: 185
Correct penis length: 180

How long is my penis?

>> No.7940587

>>7937051
> (183cm)*10-(104kg)/(2kg/cm)
> 1778cm
Yup, works fine for me

>> No.7940642

>>7940460
I didn't claim to be normal weight, I said it almost worked for me. But I'm not hungry

>> No.7940661

>>7937051
You must have a lot of experience with a lot of penises.

>> No.7940711

>>7937051
Was pretty acurate for me.wtf?

>> No.7940736

>>7940661
I bet he's an engineer

>> No.7940740

>>7940587
yeah? your dick is 183 cm long?

>> No.7940860

>>7937051
I should be 188 :((((((((((((((

>> No.7940870
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7940870

>>7937051

This thread for 75 replies

>> No.7940874

>>7940583
How short* is my penis?

>> No.7940880

>>7937091
Except I just did it and it said I should be 123 cm but I'm not 4 feet tall.

>> No.7940886

>>7937051
Penis Length in inches: rounded down 7 inches
Penis Length in cm: 17.78 cm
Height in inches: 69.6
Height in cm: 176.76
Weight in pounds: 152
Weight in kilograms: 68.946
17.78 * 10 = 177.8
177.8 + 68.946 = 246.746
246.746 / 2 = 123.373
This is waaaay off.

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7940893

>>7937051
>weight in kilograms
>/sci/ in charge of knowing units
>mfw

>> No.7940964

>>7940740
Well, according to his post he's 17 meters tall so that just might work out.

>> No.7940974

>>7937051
I'm not over 2m tall, something's wrong in your formula

>> No.7940996

>>7937051
10cm off

>> No.7941084

>>7940893
What's wrong with kilos, should I use stones or fucking ounces you ameritwat?

>> No.7941124

>>7941084
I guess he's referring to kilos being a unit of mass and not weight.

>> No.7941134

>>7937059
>>7937068
>>7937088
>not knowing the universal constant due to Richard length
>1/2 meters/newton

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7941846

>>7941084
>mfw i *am* an ameritwat and i still know your units better than you

see >>7941124