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In order to view my math final exam grade via an excel spreadsheet my professor is putting together, and to avoid other students knowing each others scores, we are choosing code names which will be used for viewing grades.

what should my "codename" be for my math final?

the dude has a sense of humor, but has asked that the name not be crude, vulgar, or inappropriate. I leave for my final in 25 minutes. the answer with the most replies will be the name I use.

If it helps you decide, I will most likely get an A.

>> No.7715892

Be an arrogant little shit and use your real name

>> No.7715901

>>7715889
Moe Lester.

>> No.7715904

>>7715889
>I will most likely get an A.
CurveWrecker69

>> No.7715905

>>7715892
This plz

>> No.7715909

>>7715889
>Final
>on Saturday

>> No.7715910

>>7715889
÷ and Conquer

Or

The Cox-Zucker machine : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cox%E2%80%93Zucker_machine

>> No.7715915

Zyzz

My math professor did the same, except for the entire semester you had the name whenever you viewed your grade. This was a few semesters though so I can't remember that other people put.

>> No.7715916

>>7715889
niggerniggernigger

>>7715910
Cox-Zucker machine works, too

>> No.7715917

>>7715889
"There is no mafia"

>> No.7715922

>>7715889
What does it matter if other students see your scores? Is this another one of those American things where feelings need to be protected?


Choose something like "Xxx_360legitMLG_420_noscope_pu$$ydestroyer_xxX" because fuck your professor and his faggy anti-elitism bullshit.

>> No.7715925

>>7715909
Have you never written an exam on a Saturday before or...what's so weird about that?

>> No.7715926

>>7715889
> via an excel spreadsheet

Shouldn't this be a violation of some academic integrity shit?

>> No.7715929

"The REAL Professor"

>> No.7715931

>>7715922
It's actually a pretty huge federal law, under FERPA I think. You can't--unless they're all adults who can just chill and not report you the second they feel threatened--have information about individual students in places other students can see. This includes phone numbers, id numbers, grades, etc.
Had a whole lot of incoming-grad meetings that essentially revolved around this idea.

>> No.7715937

Just put the name of one of your classmates

>> No.7715938

>>7715931
Seriously? The prof. I TA for hands out tests individually from worst to best, he individually chastises individuals who particularly fucked upped in front of the entire class. It's an upper level so it's pretty much correctly assumed a student is lazy and not retarded if he/she fucks up more than average at that point.

I really don't understand the secrecy of grades. Why do you want poor performing students to stay delusional instead of showing where they stand so they can work harder.

>> No.7715944

>>7715929
I like this one the most

>> No.7715950

>>7715889
OP is a faggot

>> No.7715955

>>7715904
second this

>> No.7715965

>>7715904
Beautiful.

>> No.7715971

>>7715904
Tgis

>> No.7715976

>>7715909
This year there's a final on a Sunday at my school.

>> No.7715982

MILF
Math I'd Like To Formulate

>> No.7716010

'didnt even study lol"

>> No.7716020
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7716020

>>7715982

>> No.7716340

I went with "jet fuel can't melt steel beams". If I get the highest score that will be the first name listed. Thanks guys, but I had left for class before enough people had voted for curve wrecker

>> No.7716346

>>7715889

Your school doesn't have a system that lets you view your own grades online or something?

>> No.7716350

>>7716340
curvewrecker was so much better.

>> No.7716367

>>7715889
Just use a series of random numbers faggot.

>> No.7716368

>>7716346
This prof specifically uses a third party grading platform for some reason. They just went out of business and didn't tell him till 2 days ago. He has to report our test scores in an excel spreadsheet because of this.

>> No.7716375

>>7716340
Curvewrecker was better. eat shit

>> No.7716537

>>7716340
shit name shit taste i hope you did horrible

>> No.7716620

What the fuck kind of college do you go to that you don't have some kind of course website with account access?

>> No.7716624

>>7715938
>Seriously? The prof. I TA for hands out tests individually from worst to best, he individually chastises individuals who particularly fucked upped in front of the entire class. It's an upper level so it's pretty much correctly assumed a student is lazy and not retarded if he/she fucks up more than average at that point.
if you're in hte united states that's straight up illegal

>> No.7716641

>>7715904

>> No.7717310

>>7716340
>i went with "jet fuel can't melt steel beams"
>not "hitler did nothing wrong"
if youre going to an edgy cringey little autistic meme spouting fucklord, at least go all the way.

i hope you get cancer desu

>> No.7717321

>>7715889
Use the worst student in the class's name.

>> No.7717322

>>7715889
Your code name should be "Trump2016" really.
Or just "Gatorbait."

>> No.7717331

Tits Mcgee

>> No.7717340

>>7716340
Goddamn that's like the lamest name right now. It's bordering on being a normie-tier meme, right up there with rage comics. You should have asked pol.

>> No.7717457

use someone elses real name

>> No.7717970

>>7715937
This. And bomb the test. It will be worth the laughs.

>> No.7718001

>>7716340
fuck you OP

>> No.7718018

Wilderberger did nothing wrong.

>> No.7718036

>>7716624
I'm not, thank god, you guys are pussies.

>> No.7718172

>>7715909

I just wrote a final on a Saturday night this semester. We don't schedule finals on Sundays though.

>> No.7719450

>>7715904
Ye

>> No.7719475

>>7715904
add a 420 in front of that